A School for Dino

when dino first emerged from my stomach we realized it was going to be a long road i don't know what to do about this one yes we have no idea how to deal with the creature like this the doctor had discussed with greg and i that there would be some complications but we didn't understand the full scope of the difficulties involved oh my gosh what is the thing well it looks like a reptile after some long thought and late night discussions we decided that it would be best to raise him like any other son since he really is our son and we will love him dino is such a sensitive soul you can see in the way that he plays with his dolls the care and sensitivity that he possesses he truly has a heart of gold and sorry just just thinking about it i'm getting a little emotional greg dear do you have one here you go [Music] he's just such a sweet child truly please cut for a moment violence really disturbs our dino he'll have nightmares if he sees anything too scary for him therefore greg and i decided to limit his watching strictly to the nature channel for calm peaceful tv the first school that we had put dino in turned out not to be a fit after a minor altercation between him and a fellow student we decided he'd be better off elsewhere we were lucky enough to discover saint josh's center for the talented [Music] on our first drive to school dino was just so excited but greg and i were a little worried because kids can't be harsh but after meeting the brilliant faculty members and such sweet students truly greg and i decided that this was the place for our dino [Music] class let's give a big st josh welcome to the newest edition of our school [Music] [Applause] [Music] some of the students expressed great concern about that we explained to the students that dino's uniquely shaped mouth prevents him from drinking from a cup therefore needs a larger receptor in 2019 dino had yet another altercation with his friend timmy but thankfully the teachers at st josh were able to help our precious son so that he would not be traumatized from the incident when i found out dino ate my best friend i was beside myself like how can someone do such a thing i decided i'm not gonna talk to him ever again but it was only after one hour i realized what am i doing he's just a dino he doesn't know any better and it was then that i was able to truly accept him and ever since we've been best friends wow after dino's small altercation with one of his classmates we thought that dino was suffering from a severe case of pneumo ultrasonic muscle otherwise known as sleep apnea okay jessica i'm gonna be there in a minute okay doctor at this point we have no idea what we're doing just kind of feel it out okay sorry about that however after a closer look at the x-rays we discovered that it was not new ultrasonic news plus system at all that was causing this thing it was a small bone lodged in the inner trachea of dinah's windpipe and just the thought of what dino had to be going through the whole time makes me so starting doctor this is serious i think i better be going craig and i would like to thank saint josh's center for all that they have done and continue to do for us for dino and for the world at large thank you [Music] no dino bad boy stop it dino stop it [Music] you