KOSHER HALFTIME SHOW 2020 | Nachum Segal Network | ft. Meir Kay, Simcha Leiner, Ashley Blaker

however welcome friends and neighbors and what a beautiful day it is in the neighborhood thank you so much for stopping by it's time for kochler halftime show 2020 I've got to start with a big thank you thank you going out to the rothenburg law firm for sponsoring our kosher halftime so we have a great show for you this year we're going to be joined by some old friends Mayor Kay is going to be with us and we'll be joined by some new friends simcha liner is going to bring incredible music and energy to this year's show we may have some surprises as well it's time to kick off course your halftime show 2020 [Applause] and welcome back to the kosher halftime show you know our friends tsimko liner is on an international tour with amazing concerts going on all around the world we've been told that some interesting things are happening at his concerts let's take a look and see what's going on what are you guys doing having a great discussion about the amazing dem cell transplant work that agent Ixia has been doing for the past two years and together you know it's an amazing amount of life so we can say oh my god incredible yeah I mean it's amazing all the work that you're up to and god bless people that's amazing yeah run guys right good seeing you good seeing you wow I'm sorry Matt I know you've been on Twitter walk walk me I got this idea even traveling the world you've in Chicago you're a Joe Brooks turn so here you are in New York and it's freezing and it's cold and you've been selling out concerts with thousands of people hear me out let's warm up each other and this community with this idea you down yeah so it's a go like this okay we're going on action what's the goat turns green the seizures go out stage guys all right welcome eat up make one long stage follow suit I ain't sure you're gonna jump on with your stuff if you're holding your gear will be facing this direction facing the traffic in this direction oh yeah you're gonna be on this side for the same correct go be on that side and he's giving it big enough here we go [Music] she died give us you got some Silla this is him that's him this guy on the cover it was this guy who said big moment management is you pay we got some [Music] Wow guys incredible sure simcha are you doing an incredible incredible job I love the song rise up it really it really moves me I just do you have a song that could bring the energy a bit higher no bit more dancey dance track or something how about that huh what you guys say yeah all right let's go [Music] and the advances CDs of [Music] the swag simpler swag right over here you get time to free if you want is the pictures 20 gossip or local [Music] hi there friends welcome back to the kosher halftime show you know today it's Super Bowl Sunday a lot of people are enjoying great salami and hotdogs from our friends at a and H we sent our friend mayor Kay out to the streets of New York to see what New Yorkers would do for a delicious aah hot dog take a look [Music] bird aah salami how many minutes rnase NFL period 15 for teenage hotdogs I want to see your best quarterback oppression just football oh can I see you do your favorite touchdown dance go you just can't punch out there you go I'll walk it out walk it out you put on your best football dance how many teams in the NFL 32 all right little bit completions oh you got it you got it have a nice hot dog how many points the deflection are you pulling a friend right now yeah you got it you got yeah quarterback impression yeah San Diego [Music] your fault the night he took before aah [Music] here's the chance to get a mini salami you ready yeah when I say the word why what comes to mind GL ATT welcome tonight oh yeah tricycle work lot welcome to the body sun block okay all right happy happy all right enjoy elephants or flea ships oh yeah who has won the most Super Bowl features Patriots trick question end and don't worry them pay trees and oh this guy knows what's up junior my name is Mara nice to meet you all right I got some E&H incredible coach aha post Luton 3 all right here we go you ready for this can you spread for this salami right here can you see ya wow I'm having a lot of fun giving out these Danish hotdogs salami which by the way too fine a because your supermarket why I'm being a little tired [Music] hey what's nothing how you do it go or not hey our a they chocolate I challenge you to wear this costume for the next five minutes okay so you're telling me you hungry to put on that cause yes next 5 to 5 min you'll get this love in 40 seconds [Applause] [Music] now that was funny thank you to Mayor Kay and thank you to our friends at a and H so now it's time oh I wonder who that could be my new stand-up show opens off-broadway tumor thought I'd come by and tell you all about it great oh hang on you do want to your coach your halftime shows again let me try and talk some sense into you people it's bad enough that you're wasting time watching the Super Bowl when you should be learning but even the halftime as well the Super Bowl halftime was invented so that Frug Jews could quickly go and dove and Maariv or learn some Torah and frankly I don't understand why anyone would be wasting time watching the game why do you care about the New England Patriots or Miami Dolphins the only teams you should be following are the sorghum and the pumper decima Ryan the only numbers you should care about today are brokers Daffy numbered and the only enzyme you should be interested in is the CM on finishing the my sector on March 7th the only good return I've ever seen in a football stadium was he will return to you at the CMS and also I don't want to offend you Americans but it would be bad enough if it was real football what you call soccer but you're Americans you took football and he said let's get rid of the goals let's change the shape of the ball let's alter schooling system and the number of the players on the team well though it's not football anymore is it it's bad enough that you took the Queen's English and ruined that by calling the pavement the sidewalk or whatever you call it only those of us that follow real thoughts are cruelly keeping the flame burning playing football as Hashem created it and taught it to moshe of bein on night forget the goldenkoff had moses come down from the mountain and found tom brady throwing a pass to julian edelman then he'd have been really angry I didn't even know who these at because him up a friend had to tell me the name of this Brady fella come on never too late to do teshuvah turn this off got your Gomorrah and learn the Duff or at the very least sign up to NBC sports and watch some real football instead oh you're not exactly a football fan huh definitely not that's why I waited for the football season to end from my show to open tomorrow uh Ashley Blake heard the Soho Playhouse from the 3rd through the 23rd of February what's the name of the show the show is called Ashley Blake it gory friendly with interesting title what's it about well I just thought there's never been a more important time with what's going on at the moment for Jews and non-jews to come together for shows that we can both enjoy right and had the show come about well the story of the show is actually about my close friendship with a Muslim comedian called Imran and we did a tour of the UK together and he was very interested in my life and wanted me to explain Judaism to him not an easy thing to do how'd you go about it well it's not easy at all we got 613 come on that's a lot that's a lot we need to spend a lot of time in the car that I didn't want to spend the money on go down to the 10 commandments IDO well that's right we know they're really important ones they're the only ones that were turned into a film correct big movie exactly but the trouble is they're quite old-fashioned they're things like thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox and Imran neighbor didn't even have an ox so you can ride through narrator so why did instead was come up with my own Ten Commandments you updated things update them they're kind of Ten Commandments version 2.0 give me an example so one of them is thou shalt develop obsessive compulsive disorder perfect for our religion it is come on like to fill in they're gonna be perfectly square alpha tee blaq the struts have got to be the minimum width so we go through these ten commands given the whole show is actually about our journey together and the impact it had on him but more importantly the impact it had on me very cool all right Ashley blanker he's at the Soho Playhouse in New York City till the 23rd of February go to Soho playas calm and enjoy Ashley thanks for joining us in the Koecher halftime show thank you for having me [Music] welcome back to the kosher halftime show presented by our friends at the Rothenberg law firm we are here at gotta get a bagel in Woodmere New York and we are set for an epic lip-sync battle we have two great competitors first off Jewish music star sinful liner and your friend and mine mayor Kay let the battle begin [Music] oh boy [Music] how to sew my before I die so life is good it's a chance to celebrate - oh my - oh it's a party it's a bull and ain't nothing gonna get me down - OH - OH life is good [Music] like all [Music] Shannon [Music] damnit [Music] we get the the giving cool [Music] this is the world makeover my ship will come take over you ain't gotta be me or see what I see all you gotta do is take a look forward lift up your eye to the sky spread out your hand say thank you smile get him up put him up leave about ha ha yep get pump up the value every day stand in place podracing the words to say pressure building trying to hold my face my dressing like that today I woke up from everything scream [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what an incredible lip-sync battle this has been we want to thank both of our participants first say thank you to simple Einar and now say thank you to Mayor Tay the votes are in and we have our winner and the winner of the first ever not home single Network poster halftime so lip-sync battle is simple lighter very nice to them oh sorry no time for that simple I want to take this opportunity to thank everybody for tuning in to Koecher halftime show twenty20 thanks to our presenting sponsor the Rothenberg law firm thank you to aah thank you to a sermon seoane thank you to Central Perk cafe in my she hers and thank you too got to get a bagel and Joel Baruch and thanks to all of you for watching kosher halftime [Applause] [Music]