Keeping Kosher at a Business Meal!

so listen I was referred to this guy he's supposed to be a total killer yeah seriously yeah no he flipped like three companies to Fortune 500 last year apparently he's a little eccentric I don't know but just roll with it okay be cool okay here's the guy here's the man I'm Tyler this is Sean nice to meet you should we look at the menu food is amazing I know you have some like dietary things right with kosher right kosher stuff I'm good I'm sure they have some kosher items here no no I'm fine you sure yeah yeah I'll be fine okay well anyway um Sean do you wanna tell uh Joseph why we're here today right Joseph so thank you so much for coming what we've really been trying to Value as a team so far is really increasing those Q4 reports for our client tell and I just think that what we could do together could be something that's uh beneficial to both parties they better say better right uh so uh the the dwindleization of our resources have gone down to depth that we could not depreciating value has been uh a lot you know what should we take a look at some appetizers some starters starters would be great I'll order for all of us we can split it I'm fine you're sure you're good no I'm good yeah so as Sean was saying we we just got slammed last quarter um and we're really looking to improve growth and sales um and General Revenue going into next year so what we're thinking is we bring you in you could start maybe next month and you can kind of take a look at our financials look at some of the statements balance sheets income statements our assets liability um oh wow um and just like kind of help us get some things in order just just to do kind of a diagnostic oh just to do a diagnostic wow oh my God what is that is that that it is oh hi guys my name is Christina I'll be serving you this evening can we get started on appetizers we also have an amazing soup of the day yes it's a tomato bisque it's really creamy very rich really delicious that sounds good yeah soup of the day sounds amazing I'm good are you sure yeah oh you brought your own oh my God you're definitely okay okay he's fine um so just let me know okay be cool so I like I like what I'm hearing so far but could you tell me about how last quarter was overall so the market value has really been depreciating on our end but where's your competition where we really think sorry sorry to interrupt would anybody be interested in a salad yes please I would love some salad I got to clean up a little bit right Joseph I'm good you are good okay you could definitely have salad salad all salads are Kosher right Joseph I just don't Joseph if you don't mind can I just ask you what are you doing checking for bugs bugs whoa whoa I can assure you there are no bugs on any of the food so far so we're thinking big numbers we could close big listen the deals we've been doing are massive we got a lot of clients on the we need someone who can thoroughly review our numbers and get rid of the bugs in our city it sounds like you're in the right area of where we need to be there's a reason I have my reputation guys like we can we can make a lot of money Paul okay I mean I think we got ourselves a deal you do very very well okay uh gentlemen something to drink water I'm good we also have sparkling water foreign let's have some dessert I'm good