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look i don't want to get political i i
don't like to keep get like political on
the show or anything we don't have to
start stay as far away as politics i do
but what do you what do you think of
trump
benny how you feeling right now you're
going up against some rock and roll
right there literally i don't know have
you heard harrah shot a song like that i
almost fainted listening to that one
my goodness that's how good it was
that was great you guys say yeah go team
three two one
all right let's go
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one minute later
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that's so funny that is so funny
blues are cousins yeah
that's funny
that's
what is up youtube my name is yoni z and
i've and i have a pin in my armor so i'm
cooler than everybody else in in this
place
sometimes it's over here
are you serious right now are you joking
right now
you're not feeling well do you go get a
yoni z pack
no i got a doctor
before you became famous were you just
clone easy and then what if somebody
rips you off and are they are they phone
easy if you had a twin brother that's
funny clone easy
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come on just take
this where did you buy does this look
like it's cheap stuff
are you kidding me how is that a mistake
how is that a mistake sorry
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no no nothing i was just i had somebody
was calling me
and i was just got distracted benny was
calling actually he was trying to mess
with me all right let's try it again
we're taking it from the top
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da
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yes
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all right betty so are you ready to hear
what you have to sing and what genre i
don't know i'm a little nervous
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here we go
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you had a song called mahar
you know
jumping around yeah thanks for the
umbrella yeah and you had a song haiyaim
like
what's next esmal
how do you feel right now did you come
up with that yourself
it's not like
you just said i'm just gonna come up
with that joke
go ahead what's up you have to pay
attention to what i'm saying because
these are zingers i'm paying attention
no
when i first heard your song um stand up
when i saw it on youtube i thought it's
like somehow liner stand up i was like
oh wow and i hear some stand up from
zombieliner i clicked it it's like ooh
there are some voices like my table like
another here goes another guy he's
charading around
i got a marketing a new filter myself
yeah which one yeah it's called you
broke my classes
you'll be hearing from my lawyers about
that
you just broke my phone
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i got flow i got a lot of flow
you ain't never heard nobody rap like me
and you probably never want to hear it
again here we go
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but one day i will teach you the proper
use of an umbrella
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i should keep going no worries morty
moshiach won't care la la la la la
what kind of jacket or yama can you wear
he won't care if your little shivers
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one more one more one more and i'm still
i'm almost there
indeed morty you have a voice that's one
in a million
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and yes i have dance moves that are not
exactly brilliant
and i know i'm gasping for air while
you're rocking your moves la la la
la but i have three special words
18 million views
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um you had a song called
right and in the song you say
i like to ride my bike
and i enjoy a hike
what do you mean by that
i think the words are pretty
self-explanatory so it was not like deep
it was just like
it's like i like to ride my bike like
who writes the lyrics for these english
songs
miriam israeli
read some of them she wrote most of them
actually do you have any americans write
down here lyrics or no uh-huh do you
write any of your own lyrics nope i
heard melodies though so when you said
you wrote you you like to ride your bike
it's not yourself
no mirror mirrored that so she likes to
ride her bike
i guess so
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you have so many beautiful songs the
list goes much longer
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um
uh
i don't know
it's gotta be at least one more
got to be another song
if you can think of one then sing along
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we foreign go go go go go go go go go go
go let's go let's go
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oh
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why don't we have some challenge you
want some
um i'm okay let's have this this is the
show let's have some challenges okay
yeah
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this is not going to end well
it didn't start well either
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let's talk about your song asia's kyle
okay for a minute
i don't have an asia style
that was a trick question i know you
don't have asia's kyle we actually
wanted to set you up with um
somebody
okay
is she isaac is she here
is she here isaac
she doesn't want to come what are you
going to record a a single a cover a
wrap cover i think i just might
i think i just might 18 million views
well i think if you combine all of
morty's videos together you get close
you know yeah benny tell them your
secret about 18 million views tell them
that website you were telling me about
buy views mayor kate oh
you know that magic sauce that magic
sauce
it's all about who you know it's like
for 5.99 and not 500 500
5.99 you could buy 17 million views
that's true
now you know
morty let's talk afterwards i can tell
you a second or two yeah
incredible job morty and betty 18
million when are you going to retire
when you run out of peru's names cruise
ball
cruise control what's next ted cruz
that's funny hello
wait adam freed could come on the show
okay so tom could he come could he come
today
you can come now okay one second
okay thanks for coming should i are you
serious right now thank you i'll see you
thank you
i need to i i need uh details and i'm
freed
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life
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three little words
yeah
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