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[music] [singing] [music] >> Welcome back to Jewish Jeopardy. Not to be confused with Jews in Jeopardy, which is a show about Otisville. Great stuff, Yummy by the way. I'm your host, Chaim David Mendelbaum. Let's meet our contestants. First up, he's 5'8" with acid reflux, works as an audit partner at Ernst & Young. Please welcome from Woodmere, New York, Howard Schwartzberg. >> [applause] >> Hi. Call me Howie, and it's Deloitte. Deloitte? Yeah, Deloitte. Shkoyach. Next up, from Great Neck, New York, we have Nissan Matahedehwedayusfadealian. >> [applause] >> Nu, nu, Nissan, how are you? Welcome. >> Wait a minute. Are you related to Daniel Matahedehwedayusfadealian from Great Neck? No. So, Nissan, tell us, what do you do for work? What do you mean, what do I do? What do you do, Rabbi? >> How do you make a living? >> I make it, baruch Hashem, thanks God. >> What, you sell RUGS OR SOMETHING? >> NO. WHY, YOU NEED ONE? OKAY, NEVER MIND. Let's move on to our next guest. Please welcome from Congregation Rodeph Shalom Siman Tov U'Mazal Tov in Bushwick. Ladies and gentlemen, Rabbi Rabbi Shelly Newhouse Dryfoos. >> [music] >> Hi. Shalom. I am so honored to be here celebrating unity, advocating for justice for all, combating anti-Semitism and Islamophobia, and Listen, Shelly, please keep it short, okay? We can't keep you on screen too long. Mishpacha Magazine is a sponsor. >> I don't even know how to play guitar. >> looking for a rabbi. What did you get, Chovevei? JTS? Harvard Divinity School? Might as well get Shabbas Kestenbaum. >> We pronounce it Shabbat. >> Oy ya brocha. Shabbat Shalom. >> Moving on. Okay, let's move on to our final contestant. He is a self-described artist who just released his first single on 24/6, My Rebbe Loves Me Anyway. Please welcome from Toms River, New Jersey, our youngest contestant, 16-year-old Momo. Sup. Just out here trying to fill that clip on the mister with some fresh open achah. You know what I'm saying? Uh, no, I have no idea what you're saying. Does anybody know what he's saying? I believe he's talking about tikkun olam. >> Yeah, of course you would think that. Does anybody know what he's saying? >> I think he said his vape died. >> Vape died? Uh, baruch dayan emes. It's like a baby hookah. Okay, let's check out our categories. We have shidduchim, nu, nu, what's his deal, say better, name that hashkafa, Jewfluencers, learner or earner, can you take a small package for me, out of town, and finally, I don't love that term. We prefer semitically challenged. Okay, before we start playing, I just want to remind you to please answer in the form of a question. We're all Yidden, we know how to do that, right? Verstehst? Mazel tov. Let's begin with Yes, Howie, what? >> Are you validating the parking? You serious? Yes, Nissan, what? Rabbi, the prize, it's all cash? >> It's all for tzedakah, it's for amudim. Oh, tzedakah. Okay. Momo, why don't you go first, since I doubt your attention span is going to last the whole game. I bet. Hit me with say better 200. They made the wedding in Lakewood on a Tuesday because it's halfway between New York and Baltimore, and said it was more convenient for the families. Yes, Rabbi Shelly. What is tikkun olam? No. Yes, Nissan. >> What is it's cheaper? Correct. Simchas cheaper on a Tuesday. They probably served chicken. Nissan, the board is yours. >> I want a shidduch. Okay, you got to pick a number. >> No. I want shidduch for my daughter. She too old. 20. Okay, someone call Elizabeth Shalom. Ha! Okay, now, please pick a number. Shidduchim for 200. Okay. The shadchan swore she's beautiful with a big neshama, but she doesn't send pictures because it's not tznius. Yes, Shelly. Rabbi Shelly. What is she's not focused on her looks because she doesn't want to be objectified. You should give her a shot. >> Uh, I don't think you understand the game. Yes, Momo. She beat. She beat? I don't think you understand English. Also, you have to answer in the form of a question. Yes, Momo. >> She beat. Yes, Howie. What is she's ugly, but they already paid the shadchan, and she's got to deliver something? Correct you are, Howie, for $200. >> Wow, you buy wife for $200? Where she from, Isfahan? >> All right, Howie, board is yours. >> Okay, let's try name that hashkafa for 400. He's hideous, she's gorgeous. He keeps cholov Yisroel, she has a tattoo and a nose ring. Yes, Rebbetzin What is Chabad? >> Wow, Rebbetzin, that is correct. Good for you. How do you know Chabad? They put fillin on me every day. Really? Rashi or Rabbeinu Tam? Yes. Okay, Shelly, the board is yours. Rabbi Shelly. Uh, let's do name that hashkafa for 800. Okay. I'm strictly kosher, but I eat out dairy. What is Scarsdale? What is Englewood? What is Toms River on vacation? >> All correct. Isn't all dairy kosher? Oy, save me this person. Since you all got it right, Nissan, why don't you take the board? I'll take what's his deal for 200. But, listen, you give me receipt for 400. You can't do that. That's called tax evasion. >> What? Who you work for? You wearing a wire? Okay, back to what's his deal for 200. And for this answer, we're going to go to our special video clue. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the 1840 podcast. Today, we are going to explore the various particularities and intersectionalities by which our community finds itself in crisis. We will explore the exegetical framework by which we find common understanding throughout our communal infrastructure. While the foundations of our community are collapsing around us, we need to find common understanding, and often times people struggling within our community at the various fringes and marginalizations find comfort in seeking consultation from me. Who am I? Huh. All right. Anybody know who that is? Anybody get that at all? Yes. What is >> Don't you say it. Tikkun olam. >> Every time with you people. There's other things. Shelly. There's other things. Anybody else know who that was? Yes, Howie. Who is Dovid Bashevkin? Oh, nobody knows, actually. I mean, oh, that's your answer. Correct. Rabbi Dovid Bashevkin. Howie, board is yours. >> I'll take what's his deal for 400. He says he's a comedian, but it seems like all he does is touch his hair and talk about dating. I don't know if that's all he does. Yes, Howie. Who is Dovi Newberger? Correct. Ew, he sounds gross. >> I feel like some people like him. No one likes him. Although Elon and Modi are currently fighting for full custody. Howie, you like him? I don't know him, but I'm sure there are more talented comedians with less hair that find him frustrating. >> Well, his father is a big rav. He's probably very disappointed. >> I don't think he's that disappointed. >> Wow, his father is a rabbi? Oh, yeah. Like real rabbi or this? No, no, no. Legit. Liz Glazer was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Is her father a big rav? No, but her wife is. Ah. All right, Rebbetzin, let's keep it moving. I got a vach nacht to attend tonight. >> Bless you. Howie, pick the category. Let's do Jewfluencers for 200. Okay. Andrew Cuomo, Shabbas Kestenbaum, and the couples on Stories of Hope. Yes, Momo. What are people that settled? Correct. All right, Momo, you got it right, but it looks like you're spacing out. Take a hit of the vape. Nissan, you're up. >> I'll take Jewfluencer for 800. Answer is Sebastian Maniscalco. Who is Yechiel Jacobs? >> Correct. You all got it right. Momo, you want to go? Uh, I'll take say better for 600. All right, say better for 600. >> Say better for 700. >> 6 or 700? >> 6 or 700. What is wrong with these kinder? The answer is three reform rabbis and the Satmar chossid walk into a bar. Yes. What are Jews for Zoran? >> Correct. Surprise, surprise, you got that one. All right, we're up to the last answer under Jewfluencers. It says it's for a thousand, but we'll give it to you all for 7,000. Who is Lizzy Savetsky? Correct. You guys are rocking it. Great work, great job. Steigen away over here on Jewish Jeopardy. Can I Can I leave? What do you mean? I got to dip. My Adderall's wearing off. >> Momo, you can't leave. We're in the middle of the game. >> I got I got to record. I'm going to studio. That's fine. You'll do it later. No, I got to go now. I mean, it's my song. >> on, we're going to Rebbe, you love me. Oh my God. >> Ki choy la v'ahavani, even though I smoke the pot. You still love me a lot. Rebbe, you love me. >> All right, all right, ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH. REBBETZIN, PLEASE. Final Jeopardy. Can we do Final Jeopardy? We good? Howie, what are you doing? Y'all the other. Good call. This concept, originating in the Torah and later expounded upon in the Mishna and Gemara, teach us that we must repair all that is broken in this world. You have 30 seconds. >> [singing and music] [singing and music] >> Okay, Howie, let's start with you. What did you put down? What is tikkun olam? That is correct. Very good, Howard. Very nice. >> [applause] >> Okay, Nissan, what do you have? What is tikkun olam? That is correct. Congratulations. Very good. Rabbi, you pay me now? Okay, we're going to go to Shelly now. Uh Rabbi, I got a Fine, Mama, we'll go to you. What did you put down? I forgot, but I got bored halfway through, so What is tikkun and then a picture of your hand? That's my hand. All right, it counts. Tikkun olam. Congratulations, Mama. Okay, Shelly, I know you got this one right. We have, I assume, what is tikkun >> Shalomie Daas from Mesaches Bava Metzia Chaf Aleph Amud Aleph Chaf Aleph Amud Bais. I have to say that's not correct, but I'm very impressed. It's very stark. I do the daf with Ruff Ellie Stefansky every day. Maybe she is a rabbi. She? >> [music] [singing] [music] [singing] [music] >> Come on, everybody, let's go. >> [music] >> Put your hands together. Do it. Come on. Rebbetzin, you're not listening.