I Hope This Puts a Smile on Your Face! #joke #rabbi #haha #lol #funny

so the stingy person calls up the rabbi and says I want you to officiate at my funeral how much would you charge the Rabbi says there's three packages one is a deluxe package for eight thousand dollars one is a super great package for two thousand dollars and then there's the minimal amount 500 says what do I get for each he says the eight thousand dollar package I cry through the entire eulogy and the whole congregation sobs what do I get for two thousand dollars this is for two thousand dollars I cry three times and I get very emotional in the beginning and at the end and a few people shed a tear he says what do I get for 500 he says I tell the truth