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Dr. May, you must understand our
financial situation is not good now. We
simply can't purchase any new equipment.
I'm sorry, Mr. Ackeron. You're going to
have to try
much harder.
It's not just the situation with the
equipment. It's everything together. But
if you if Guys,
I'm sorry,
but this is how it's going to have to
be. Let me just tell you this,
unless your hospital improves,
we will just stop bringing you patients.
So, what do we do now? I don't know, but
we have to do something. We have to
improve in a big way.
Oh, no. Not again.
That's so funny.
>> [laughter]
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>> What?
You forgot we done already.
Oh.
Sorry.
I really don't know.
But next week my shima is getting
married.
No, I must be there.
No, it's a
My my indicator's extra, you know, the
first the first one he needs taking.
I must be there.
Sure. Sit down. Hopefully I'm going to
be there. Who's going to talk?
Listen,
we can only hope for the best.
You'll see. You'll be at the wedding in
the sham
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>> and you'll see a lot of nachos of him
and of all the rest. Oh, man.
>> Oh, man. Oh, man.
I left my brush
in the microwave.
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>> I'm so sorry. I'm going to see you
called the master in the next 5 minutes.
I will leave you the message.
I'll be with you shortly.
Thanks. Have a great, wonderful day.
I got a sham just got a text from my
Victor. He's very down today and he
would love to have a group. Would your
group be available by chance?
It's no problem at all. I'll get someone
one of our drivers to bring the
equipment over, clown costumes and some
props, some
other stuff.
Thank you so, so much. Here's killing me
how good they are.
One second. It's really Schlem on the
phone.
Yeah, Schlem.
I can do Manhattan.
Okay, no problem. Sheila's going now
anyways. I'll send her with him.
What hospital? Okay, no problem. Done.
Zay gezunt.
Hello.
>> Yeah.
What is
Yeah. What is that?
Schlem.
That's a sushi knish. Sushi knish?
The sushi is really the knish. Yeah,
yeah, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I forgot it. Forget it.
Hello. I'll be I have a feeling it's not
kosher. Give me a minute.
I don't think so.
Mhm. Forgive them. It's kosher.
What is that?
Yeah, what is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
One second.
Okay.
No, no.
Yeah, this is not kosher.
Okay.
Yeah.
I have both hands. I have both hands.
I have both hands.
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>> Mr. Ackeron, they just brought in a
choking victim. Here's a chance to prove
ourselves. Yes, choking. Amazing.
Mr. Ackeron, the object is stuck between
his esophagus and his abdomen. It seems
like we're going to have to operate
right away to save his life. So, what
are you waiting for?
>> We are missing the proper equipment to
proceed with the surgery. I think we
should transfer him to the nearest
hospital. I will get you the right
equipment. Start prepping. Give me 3
minutes.
You guys got to get your stuff as well
as you see guy.
As well as you see guy. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice to meet you, guy.
You're going to go now.
>> Oh.
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>> What's with this jacket?
Hiya.
What's going on?
What time is minyan?
Happy [music] happy Kwanzaa.
What what time what time
What time is minyan?
Yes.
Anytime is good. Anytime is perfect.
Shloime was master.
You'll be at the hospital in about 2
minutes. You want to tell somebody to
come down and pick the package for me,
please?
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, package for me? No, no, it's not
for you. It's not for you. No, this is
not for you. No, no standing. No
parking.
No, you'll be towed. You'll be towed.
No standing here. Take it to the
operating room.
Hello, hello, you guys you guys
Nachas.
I'll go get it.
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>> Yep.
Good sir. Did anybody drop off a package
for me to pick up? I have a package
here, but I don't sure if this is for
you.
Can I see it, please?
This is it? Yep. Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
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>> No.
Yep.
Thank you very much.
Anesthesia.
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[screaming]
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>> No.
>> [laughter]
>> No.
Ah.
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>> Hello.
Hello.
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[snorts]
>> Hello.
Hello.
I made it probably.
You've been out.
No.
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Off Penn Street.
Yeah.
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>> What's this?
In camera helping.
The four wagon sprinter nine.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, this later the ashes.
I think.
Nah.
Yes, this is in the sofa name.
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>> Yeah, we look at it.
Schloster. Schuldig.
Schloster.
Schuldig.
Sorry, I'm schuldig.
>> [laughter]
>> Schloster.
I don't have my scoring.
This costume.
>> [laughter]
>> Hello, hello. We need We need to say so.
That's the machine you wanted.
>> [laughter]
>> This master of the hot potato.
Yeah, but it's giving me the old song
and dance class.
>> [laughter]
>> A live hookup.
>> [laughter]
>> Slow and actually [snorts]
>> [laughter]
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