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hey there
welcome to another exciting episode of
kosher today we will be talking
about the alakazem is not just a nice
thing to do
it's a tour obligation there are three
people who created you your mother your
father
and hashem keep it over is not just
gratitude tit for tat for all the
diapers they've changed
even if your parents did nothing for you
they just gave birth to you and dropped
you off on a street corner god forbid
you'd still be obligated to honor them
why because they gave you your life
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no boys and girls honoring your parents
ain't always easy
sometimes it can be a real ankle breaker
and sometimes they can even ask you to
hose down the entire
station wagon now ain't that a doozy
but you know something in the long run
it really pays off now let's take a look
at some of the basic laws
gee i'm stoked this is going to be
groovy
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of all the national brands only skippy
has both high protein and less sugar
skippy for good nutrition one must
feed dress and transport his parents
this mainly occurs
when one's parent is elderly but even if
one's parent is young and able there is
still an
obligation to help them such as serving
food
or buying milk from the store if there
is none left
in fact if a parent tells you to go get
milk you are obligated to go
get that milk even if it means you are
going to miss your minion
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hey dad hey son
that sweater sure is a door knocker
the sweater is actually from the 70s in
the 70s
wrong with the 70s dad
we're in the 80s
i just can't seem to keep up with the
times
i'm actually really not feeling well can
you go with my new station wagon and get
me some milk
no can do i gotta go diving with a
minion
please will you just go get me some milk
sorry dad nothing doing
are you all right yeah dad
that shirt is dope you know what
i'm gonna get you some milk
son you sure are a giggle mug
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now don't get me wrong the son could go
explain to his parent that if he goes he
will miss a minion but if the parent
still wants him to go
keep another aim of her eyes number two
boys and girls
don't contradict what your parents say
if your parent says it's raining outside
don't say no it's not always turn your
disagreement into a question form like
ma isn't it sunny outside also if you
see your parent doing something wrong
don't say hey
that's wrong say it in a question form
like doesn't say natori or not to do
that
this one might come as a surprise to you
but it sure is true not only can you not
contradict what they say you also can't
agree
with what they say yep you heard me
right if your parents are expressing
their opinion on the matter
and you give your consent it's actually
disrespectful because it shows
your parents opinion needs your
validation now let's take a look
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mr mathematician mr levine uh we know
you've been training for many years
field of uh neuroscience barcelona
science genetics
i wanted to know your personal opinion
if a biological substance strain
of a nucleotide would be able to coexist
alongside a biopopular
acid triathlon
i would say yes i would say yes
and i agree
oh there
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next to us don't send the seat that
designated for them and make sure to
stay enough for them when they walk into
our room
kind of like a standing ovation it's not
a full stand a minimum you should at
least
do a little shuckle like this just to
show them honor
hey dad see i'm starting to get the hang
of this keyboard
and everything i even stood up for you
at least not how he won't get smashed
son the only problem is you're still
sitting in my seat
kids just never learn
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according to them one only needs to
stand up for their parents once a day
and once a night according to sfardim
one needs to stand up for their parents
every time they enter a room
lastly everything that's done for a
parent must be done with a smile
the shock says if someone does the
utmost for his parents
but he does it with a bad attitude he
gets punished the next time your parents
ask you to take out the garbage
make sure to do it with a big fat juicy
smile
thanks for watching
son what's wrong you look really down
lately
i just can't seem to get anything right
and i always get smashed
wilson there is something you do know
how to do better than everybody else
you sure know how to smile
now why don't you go take out the trash
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so
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hey todd why so happy cause i'm doing
with a smile
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