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welcome everybody it's time for Holy in
squares presented by abudin and powered
by our friends at charity group my name
is awesome Siegel we have an array of
great celebrities as you heard during
the introductions we have two fabulous
contestants and we are ready to start
this brand new round of holy youth
squares to my right is the founder and
the leader of ahmud and rabbit Spiegler
and two men he's in the X Podium and to
my left the circle Podium is the king
the legend wouldn't you agree Robert and
that's of course the rabbi Gluck who was
so instrumental in so many things too
many countless to mention in this short
introduction when it comes to being an
Oscar when it comes to being a real
Community leader which has been doing
for the last what should we say 70 years
about six years more than 60. more than
10 seconds
a pleasure to welcome you to the show I
hope you're excited about the game
definitely you're an expert at this game
right I'm an extra in every game yeah
okay just making sure let's let's have
fun and Let's Help the people that need
it
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you're the circle and Smee is the X and
we're gonna be but don't worry about
that I'll help you along with that
all you have to do right now is choose
one of these nine celebrities to begin
our game
which one do you want slum eleven go
here we go
welcome to the show are you all set
thanks for having me I believe so yes
all right uh we'll start with this one
um the world's oldest living dog is this
breed of dog
the world's oldest living dog is what
breed
okay do I get multiple choice or I have
to just answer the question you're not
getting multiple choice on this one I
mean come on it's such an easy question
I do think I know the answer I do think
I know the answer
um but uh I was just wanted the multiple
choice to see if I was right but I do
believe I'm right it's actually funny I
um I was doing I'm a magician I don't
know if you guys are familiar with that
but I was doing a show the other day
literally like two and a half weeks ago
someone asked me somehow dogs came up
this person had a pet
um and actually this was part of the
answer so I actually do know this the
answer is a Dalmatian that is the oldest
uh yeah that is the answer all right the
oldest living dog you say is a Dalmatian
Rabbi Club you agree or disagree
disagree you disagree the answer is
Chihuahua and circle gets the square and
we move on to the next I do have to
mention you knew after I knew who
you rooted for in the World Series is no
I was starting with an easy question for
you to do that I mean come on uh all
right speak a lot choose a celebrity
please uh we're gonna go with Joseph
gittler Center Square all right welcome
to the show Joseph name the snare drum
symbol crash effect that's used to
punctuate a punch line
oh okay
name these snare drums simple trash
effect that's used to punctuate a punch
line
what do we call
I believe it sounds like this
what do we call that I know the sound
but I can't come up with what it's
called you want to guess you want to
give it your
give it a try before it looks like you
have people around you who are very
anxious to jump in here but nobody jump
in please an exclamation point and that
must be the answer an exclamation move
on the drums that's me what do you think
I gotta say
we always tell people if you don't know
there's nothing wrong with saying I
don't know you're not in this game but I
guess in this game we always know not to
say right but in this game we always
know so based on that and if I'm wrong
on this one this is going to be really
funny but I will disagree respectfully
of course the answer is the rim shot and
X gets the square and we move on grab my
clock let's see what would be a good
place to go to actually uh anybody in
the left side would be good anybody in
the bottom would be good choose one of
those celebrities
set yeah I think a comedian would have
known the last one
I would hope you've heard of plenty of
those in your life ever since 1927 this
annual recognition of global game
changers has featured everyone from Mark
Zuckerberg to Henry Kissinger Adolf
Hitler and Ayatollah Khomeini this
annual recognition since 1927. what's it
called see it's interesting because
every time this is still polarizing
especially these days half the names on
the list I would be like oh that's
probably not something they should have
gotten in hindsight but I'm gonna go
with times man of the year or person of
the year Rabbi Gluck do you think he's
correct or no incorrect the answer is
time man of the year and X gets the
square and now Rabbi SV Gluck has
himself in an amazing amazing strategic
position I would agree except the person
who's you know who I must call upon now
has got to have my back on this one if
for no other reason because I love his
father
so I am going to call on the illustrious
son
uh okay so in short we're going to Yummy
for the win and yummy and I hope sweet
Glock knows that rubbish after son
doesn't know as much as his father knows
would you like to choose someone else
here let me prove it ta do I think I
know more than you definitely okay we
can admit it no better it took a while
to get there but a good setup I must say
all right yummy we've got a question for
you and don't worry yummy I'm using the
proper list for this question all right
uh the question is when a German talk
show host asked this United States
comedy Superstar why Germany didn't have
anyone as funny as him his response was
well of course not you killed them all
this is one of my favorite stories of
all time and actually
ugh I hate name dropping but I was at
lunch with Dave Chappelle and Judah
Michelle's gonna laugh right now and I
actually it's very hard to tell a guy in
comedy a joke or a story that they never
heard especially about one of the comedy
greats but when I told them the story
about
Robin Williams being on German talk
radio and being asked by the host why do
you think comedy in America is so much
more popular and why do you think it's
not so popular in Germany
I believe his response was
you ever think that you killed them all
so I'm gonna go with Robin Williams and
I'm also going to tell TV you picked the
right guy for this one you asked to have
your back what do you think agree you
know when I used to watch the show as a
kid not with my father obviously alzheim
gazunt
um it was there was always multiple
choice this is getting a little uh you
know
but I'll say this we've discussed we may
have to go with a balance of multiple
yeah the balance is almost like uh you
know the balance like everything else
but if you have a guy who's really
confident about the answer why even
worry about multiple choices you have
somebody who's telling you I got your
back to me the victor is right there for
you to grasp onto it what do you want to
do
you know yummy I am going to agree with
you for more reasons than one probably a
few million reasons considering how
amazing you're doing and helping us with
this campaign and as have you done in
the past so that we can do what we do so
based on that
I am gonna say agree okay
we got to the answer the answer is agree
and the answer is Robin Williams
please congratulate your father and
participating and please tell them what
his consolation prize is come on so
you're first of all thank you for
playing and I have to ask you for mahilo
I apologize that I won out of respect I
shouldn't have but I will join you for
dinner there you go as a consolation
prize for playing and trying to do what
you can to help us help ahmudim help
others thank you
I I'll accept that I will offer very
graciously and I really appreciate it
and three keep on the good work zagazon
thank you so much thank you but always a
pleasure to say the least and thanks to
you as well everybody more holy squares
coming up round two is coming up and
then Steve will take on the winner of
that round in our Championship just keep
it right here on holy it's Square
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thank you
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thank you
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welcome back to Holy and squares it's
time for round number two of our game
all lead squares presented by ahmudin
and powered by our friends at charity
booth and we've got a great contest
shaping up two wonderful contestants and
of course nine great celebrities in the
uh at the Circle Podium is David Kushner
director of government relations for
abujan David all set to the uh good to
see you as always same here thank you in
Dublin Weingarten is that the X Podium
he is the director of project teal an
intern supervisor and I'll move them and
they're going to be playing against each
other the winner goes up against the
boss who won round number one backstage
we had our coin toss X starts and that
means dubbed Weingarten it's time for
you to choose a celebrity I'll start
with mayor K straight in the middle
mayor
cancer
great choice I think everybody thinks
that uh we'll start with this one
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um and H dot com's Roundup of the 25
funniest Jews in history who describes
the difference between comedy and
tragedy as follows tragedies when I cut
my finger comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer that's that's a very very
great question
um as you guys know I'm in the
entertainment business for quite some
time and though I do crack some jokes
here and there I want to consider myself
a comedian per se but I'm very well
versed in this world I mean ledwards is
Sarah good friend
um and others uh but to get and to
answer your question uh that's a
fantastic uh fantastic uh lead up to a
great startup to this show and
um I would say uh to to answer this uh
properly would be
um The One and Only
uh Marx Brothers
okay the Marx Brothers David Weingarten
what do you think wow I love comedy but
this is this is a tough one I should
have picked the comedian for this one
that would have been great
um okay I'm actually going to disagree
yeah is Mel Brooks and the Center Square
becomes an X and we move on to David
Kushner who you choosing I would have
chosen I would have chosen May okay
because I was looking to get a haircut
out of this in the middle of the street
but I guess I'll go to uh I guess I'll
go to our good friend you saw lapisaur
thank you thank you for having me the
question is this comedy Legend Lots
about comedy I guess everyone thinks
that you guys are very funny this comedy
Legend likes to describe Yiddish as
German with phlegm
who is it oh
I'm gonna go straight with Woody Allen
one of those Classics David what do you
think unfortunately you saw I have to
disagree with you I know that's rare but
in this case I have to disagree with you
and the answer is Billy Crystal and
circle gets the square we move on to
David love it who you choosing
I'm gonna go with Judah
Michelle welcome to the show
let's do it nice to see you even in this
forum uh another comedy question my gosh
we're on such a role why not stay with
it a 1998 Asia Torah learnathon at UCLA
resulted in a sit-down between Rabbi
Daniel mechanic and this very Jewish
comedy genius he asked Rabbi mechanic to
prove the existence of God who is that
comedian
during that year it was uh it was a
Jerusalem Fellowship winter and the
answer is Larry David all right the
David winegar and agree to disagree
another age question and a comedy
question um I'm gonna agree I'm gonna go
with Larry David because going Larry
David when is that ever gotten anybody
wrong the answer is Larry David X gets
the square David Kushner where are we
heading to well we gotta uh we gotta try
to block uh David Weingarten from
winning this so I'm forced to go with
and not unhappily for us but I've every
confidence in her good friend
levenger
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listen you know you already beat the
Phillies you know you can't beat me he
can't beat us twice in one week I hear
that all right here we go your
question is what is the most expensive
publicly traded stock in the world
what's the most expensive publicly
traded stock in the world okay so this
is probably a great question for Yummy
because this is probably up his alley
um but I would have to say
um I actually have stock in this myself
I'm gonna have to go with Apple
the answer is Apple do you agree or this
the answer is absolutely apple and the
answer is Berkshire Hathaway
Square bucks but according to the rules
you cannot win the game by uh by default
you have to actually earn the square
which means that David Weingarten I
would assume is going to choose I mean
this yeah
right I can pick the same one right all
right okay
pull some magic right here we go
I'm getting a lot of air time here and
I'm not getting a lot of questions right
so uh let's see how this goes
interesting a very important hint for
the contestant thank you uh George
Washington was born and died in what
state in one of the 50 states George
Washington was born and died which one I
mean it's got to be Delaware right he's
answering Delaware do you agree or
disagree disagree the answer is Virginia
and I'm in winegarden wins the game and
the big Championship round is coming up
stay tuned we have the big final round
of holiate squares coming up
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welcome back to Holy in squares
presented by ahmudin and powered by our
friends and charity boots my name is
Alpha musiele it's time for our
Championship round dubbed Weingarten you
remember him he's in the X Podium and
the circle Podium the leader of abujim
revites fig luck I hope it's not a
problem in case you beat the boss I have
to see him at work tomorrow greatest
knockouts when the employees do better
we want to see them grow that's good to
know in advance stop at Weingarten
please choose a celebrity
um I'll go with common common Samuel
welcome to the show and best regards to
our friends at chalva I hope everybody's
doing well
all is good thank God the British call
them solicitors here in the United
States we know them as what
lawyers I agree to disagree he said
lawyers I agree he agrees ex gets the
square we're off to a great start
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I was going to say in the field of
non-profits solicitors as fundraisers
yeah and that's what we're here for
today so I'm crucial advancement
institution institutional advancement
development expand we got all the Judah
you want to come work for us was an
appropriate question for you now I've
been proven right what do you want by
the way it's all about Golden I have a
new joke for you
do you know that one no
a Michelle Oxana law is called the
collector's item okay very cute Joseph
killler that would be a rim shot right
there
Rabbi good luck go right ahead sir uh I
think we're gonna go with Elon Smith
Elon you gotta help me out here Elon
Center Square pretty uh pretty prominent
if you ask me welcome to the show and
here's your question fun fact for people
who enjoy cleaning for pesach according
to a study by the National Science
Foundation this is the dirtiest room in
the house what is it
my kid's bedroom
hotter between the kitchen
and the playroom I'll go for the
playroom he's playroom what do you say
right so let me ask you a question Elon
are you home for pesacher you go away
oh go away ah so that's a good reason
for the two weeks before
so I'm gonna say
I disagree
the answer is the kitchen after all that
circle gets the square
Elon was coming with a comeback though
well Avenger take notes Duffin
Weingarten where two celebrity uh I'm
gonna go with Ellie
all right Ellie what do Canadians call a
five cent piece
um well I uh I actually me and yummy had
uh had coffee in Toronto when I was
there a few years ago and
um you know I I know that the uh Looney
and toony pieces are a five cent piece
so I'm actually gonna go with a nickel
all right agree or disagree though
um I know nothing about that um
all right Ellie I'm gonna agree with
Ellie the answer is a nickel that means
X gets the square and now
walk has got to increase his strategic
method I know the irony look who's gonna
be picked how does that I mean like
seriously this is a setup okay I'm going
with ref calm and Samuels again I'm
sorry
just can we move the squares over uh
I've checked the judge the judge that
will not be possible okay in that case I
am going to go with the leader of
Charity bids yummy
does a lamb become a sheep that is a
lamb a machine become a sheep it's a
good question
um
but while I think of the answer
I just want to point out that because
I'm terrible at trivia
I did come up with another idea that I
think I'll be better at this game
inspired me to create the first ever
mishbacha approved
game of guess who with only men I'm
looking at all these squares and I think
this is we're on to something but anyway
how it turns into a sheep I believe
uh when it turns one year old
I agree and disagree yeah I think I
think I think that's the answer
how does a cat turn into a mouse what
was the question
lamb becomes a sheep
one year by the way I was gonna go in
the whole
ah yeah just slam for peso exactly and I
was waiting I was waiting for that you
know just the thought of it is nice
um
you know I'm very very torn
so ah Judah nobody's looking quickly
shake your head
um Jude is laughing I'm gonna say I
disagree uh the answer is a lamb becomes
a sheep when it turns one year old but
in order to win in order to win you must
earn the square yeah I'm having a sense
of deja vu um
I'm gonna go with Yumi all right
ironically enough who can win the
championship round for David Weingarten
it is yummy Chef was it last time no no
but yeah I need to be really good in
trivia right now his plans to reinstate
the Sanhedrin never happened but
Napoleon did offer a handsome prize to
anyone who can come up with a cheap and
wholesome substitute for this food item
what was the food item
brain horseradish answers horseradish
agree or disagree disagree the answer is
butter congratulations
a big thank you to all of our
celebrities of course a big thank you to
our contestants congratulations to all
the winners big thank you to our move
them they are presenting holy squares
and so much of this amazing programming
a big thank you to charity bids who
power this entire operation and of
course a big thank you to our friends at
flow motion here in Brooklyn New York an
amazing studio to work with a shout out
to doe Friedman and a big thank you to
you our audience for watching and for
contributing keep the trivia going and
join us in the next episode of holy it's
squares
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