Why Are Jews Always Well Dressed?

I was once standing online [music] at Penn Station in Manhattan boarding a bus when a homeless man called [music] out to me through the crowded terminal and he said, "Sir, you're Jewish, correct?" I said, "Yeah." He said, "I have a question for you. Why is it that all you Jews are always welldressed, [music] always in those white shirts with the press suit or a good-looking sweater on? Why is that?" As my bus began boarding [music] the last passengers, I turned to him and I said, "Let me ask you a question. Why do Secret Service agents always dress [music] nicely? They always have those press suits and the comb tear. Why is that?" So, I thought for a minute [music] and he said, "Well, that's because they represent the president." Exactly. I said, "And we represent God." With that, I turned around and I boarded the bus.