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I got tricked at an Italian Amusement Park
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I was in Lake Garda Italy and then this happened
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>> Not long ago, I was in a beautiful part
of northern Italy called Lake Garta. And
being that I have three little kids who
we just dragged through five different
countries in Europe, we decided that
maybe, just maybe, we would give them a
little break from the sightseeing. So,
for one day, we did what any responsible
[music] Jewish parent would do. After
dragging three children across Europe,
we took them to an amusement park. And
we pulled up to Garderland, one of the
largest and most [music] innovative
amusement parks in all of Europe. And
we're walking around and right in the
middle of the park, we see this massive
fake somewhat mysterious looking tree.
And on the side of the tree was a door.
And there was a line of people waiting
to go inside. And the strange thing was,
you have absolutely no idea what was
behind that door. Which of course is
exactly why my son wanted Todd, we have
to go. We have to go. So I look at the
people coming off the ride, basically
doing a quick medical assessment.
Everyone still has all 10 fingers, all
10 noses. Nobody's being carried out.
Nobody's holding their eyeballs in their
hand. Everyone looks surprisingly alive.
And I thought, okay, you know what? This
seems reasonably [music] safe. So,
against every survival instinct I have,
I agreed and I got on the line with my
son. [music] So, we get online and a few
minutes later, the doors open and we
walk inside and we're led into an
elevator and the elevator starts going
down and [music] down and down and I'm
thinking, "Okay, this is probably not
the kitty ride I thought it was." The
doors open and we walk into a dimly lit
room with two rows of seats facing each
other. And we sit down. I look around
and everything [music] seems completely
normal. We're inside what appears to be
an ordinary house. There's a lamp. There
are pictures on the wall. There's
furniture. Everything looks perfectly
normal. But then all of a sudden, the
room starts to turn. And then it starts
to spin. And suddenly the ceiling
becomes the floor. And the floor becomes
the ceiling. And all of a sudden, I'm
suspended in midair. And then I'm
flipped. And then I'm moving. And the
walls are going one way and then they're
going another way. that I'm flying
around in circles getting violently spun
in every direction while desperately
trying to convince my son that I'm
having the time of my life. Meanwhile,
internally, I'm thinking, what absolute
maniac invented this [music]
headacheinducing, stomach turnurning,
guaranteed vertigo machine, and why did
I voluntarily get on it? [music] And I'm
sitting there completely suspended in
midair and I'm thinking, I cannot
believe I am five stories underground in
Italy underneath a fake tree hanging
upside down. Well, at least I thought I
was upside down because eventually the
ride came to an end and the [music]
walls came back to normal and the
ceiling is once again above my head. And
I get off the ride thinking, "What in
the world just happened to me?" And then
I realized [music] something. I never
moved. Not an inch. I had been sitting
in the exact same seat the entire time,
bolted to the floor. The room was just
an illusion. The walls were actually
giant moving plates shifting together
with the ceiling and the floor. They had
created an optical illusion, so
convincing that I thought I was moving
when in reality all that was moving was
the house around me. They got me good.
And I started thinking, [music] what a
great mushel for Russashana. Because
let's face it, we live in a world that's
a very convincing illusion. An illusion
that's what up is down and what's down
is up. An illusion that politics is
everything and that money is the
destination instead of just a means and
that fame is important and that our
status matters and that the Jewish
people are this tiny little nation
constantly fighting just to survive. And
sometimes we feel like we're on that
ride. We're getting thrown around. The
media says one thing about us, people on
college campuses say another [music]
thing. Someone on the subway looks at us
funny. Politicians attack us. The world
turns against us. People gather in the
streets to protest us. And sometimes we
think we're spinning. We are being
tossed around. We're losing control. And
then each year comes rash. And for a
moment [music] the ride stops. We walk
into shaw. We pause. We put everything
else aside. And we say
we stand there in with our heads held
high. and we belt out that we're your
people and you are our king. We are your
soldier and you're our commander. And
for a moment, the illusion of the world
starts to disappear. And for a moment,
we remind ourselves that we've been
looking at the world backwards where we
think we're the small ones. We think
we're the ones desperately trying to
survive in a world that is much bigger
and more powerful than us. But not
today. No, today we remind ourselves
that this entire world spins because of
us. We remind ourselves that this entire
planet breathes because of us. Today we
remind ourselves that everything that
happens in this world is because of us.
Every tree, every ocean, every country,
every galaxy, [music] every particle of
existence, all of it is here because of
us. And all of it would go right back to
being if not for rash and are
reaffirming our place in Hashem's rash.
We stand tall and we say, "Yeah, maybe
the rest of the year we feel like we're
being thrown around." Today we remind
ourselves that we're actually sitting in
the same seat and yeah, maybe the world
is moving around us. Yeah, maybe the
headlines are moving and the politics
are moving and the stock market's moving
and public opinion is moving and
countries are rising and falling and
people love us and people hate us. One
day we're heroes, the next day we're
villains. The walls [music] keep moving.
Yeah, but today we remember that our
seat hasn't moved because our job hasn't
changed. We have the same tyra we always
had. We have the same mitzvah we always
have. We have we have shabas. We have a
covenant with with Hashem that is the
single most steady thing in the
universe. And when Rashashana comes
around each year, we drill it into
ourselves. Don't confuse the movement
[music] of the world with the movement
of your mission. You may feel like
you're spinning. You may feel like
you're being thrown around. You may
[music] feel like everything is upside
down. But look again, you're not moving
at all. The whole world is moving around
you. That's what Rashashana does. It
shuts off the ride. It makes the noise
stop and the walls stop spinning. And
suddenly, for one moment, we can see
reality.
We're not passengers being dragged
around by history. [music] We're the
people for whom history exists. We're
not fighting to find our place in the
world. The world is being sustained so
that we can fulfill our place in it. And
once you realize that and internalize it
and rush passes, you have no problem
getting back on that ride. Let the world
spin. [music] Let the world turn upside
down. Let the headlines scream. You
don't care cuz you know something they
don't know. [music]
You're sitting comfortably in your seat
and the world is just endlessly spinning
around you.
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