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Harova part 2
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if you uh set up three people, you go
straight to heaven. I asked every rabbi
I ever met what the source for this is,
and they all swore to me that it's not
true at all. I was like, "What's the
source for this?" They're like, "I think
it I think the Harova dormatories
probably." There was a rabbi in
Harova and he was bored with life after
a couple years cuz he was a rabbi in
Harova. And he's like, "Let's see what I
can get past these girls." Like he just
comes in one day. He's like, "Whoever
sets on my son is going to heaven." And
they're like, "For real? knows that
thing. He's like, "That doesn't sound
right. You need three." They all
believed it. And now if you go to
heaven, there's just a line around the
block of Marova
girls trying to get in with their three
chap and Hashem's just at the door. He's
like, "Guys, I've literally never said
this." It's like crazy. How would that
even work, right? What happens if one of
them gets divorced? What do you think?
Like Hashem just goes in to Ganaden
finds a Hara
girl dancing to Morty
Shapiro. What do Hiro girls do in
heaven? I don't know.
[Music]
Learn that funny. Yeah, it's actually
funny you say cuz when I was in high
school, my
rebed and gem is the same thing. It's a
gamarra with aender. And if you lived
life the right way, it will be heaven.
And if you didn't, it will be hell for
you. And no one in that class is from
anymore. We all switch to Islam. They
have a much better afterlife program.
Comedy.