Haggadah Shel Pesach: Edom Vs. Yishmael, Who Will Stand Last

this torah class is brought to you by torahanytime.com okay uh welcome everyone we're ready schlosh ready 30 days before pesach so if we begin put him a month before we really should have began uh pesach you know maybe six months ago but what could we do we only have four weeks so we like to do things a little differently around here so we do things backward we're starting at the very end of the haggadah and somebody wanted to know why we're staying at the end of the very simple because when we go back to last year we're closest to the end of the haggadah right when you remember what happened last year the last thing that happened was khadgarya so that's you know that's still fresh in my mind so i'm going to tell you a little story the ashkenazim know the story already maybe the svardim this is not something that made it in all this far the kagados and as we'll see that throughout the years not all this far them uh found khadgarya to be the deepest most profound uh incident so here here's the basic storyline for those who are not familiar there's something called the gaddya there's a kid a god there's one goat the and along comes the family cat the cat comes along and the cat guess what eats the goat okay and the father bought it for two zuz yeah one goat one gun and then comes along the dog and the dog bites the cat the cat by the way if you if you don't remember he ate the kid and the kid the father bought for two coins and then comes the stick and the stick smacks the dog by the way the dog was the same dog who bit the cat the cat was the same cat who ate the goat okay and then comes along the fire the fire burns the stick and then comes the water the water put out the fire and then comes the ox the ox drank the water who put out the fire who burnt the stick who hit the dog who ate who bit the cat who ate the kid yeah not your kid is the goat yeah and comes the uh the shaykh it doesn't say what kind of shaykh yosef i can't tell you he was a shaykh and he did the ox who drank the water who put out the fire who burnt the stick who hit the dog who bit the cat who ate the kid and then comes along the modest yeah the angel of death kills the shaykh who did the the bull who shot to the ox who drank the water put out the fire who burnt the stick who hit the dog who bit the cat who ate the kid and then finally the story ends happily ever after the ribosome comes ox who drank the water who put out the fire who burned the stick who hit the dog that bit the cat had the kid have the story ends happily ever after and the question is this is not purim here we're talking about pesach what in the world is this doing at the end of the haggadah of pesach number one who wrote this number two what does this have to do with uthias mitsurayam what's the purpose of the story it sounds you know la havdel like a nursery rhyme and i know one in specific it sounds like uh a fable what's it doing in the haggadah so first we have over here in the haggadah marbella saper he brings down we don't know exactly who wrote this piat however we do know that it was found one day in a shul in germany in the show of revelation who was one of the earlier we shine him and it was found together with you know idea you know the the other song who knows one who knows two who knows three and so forth so that that so we know it's of ancient order now the question is so what's it doing here what is the meaning of it what are you supposed to learn from it so it's brought down over here in the safe air might say shallow rub which is a beautiful liquid safer there's a comanche shell rav on hummish there's a commodity shall rub on all the untied him and he brings down in the name of the taj mates and the tashbates writes here we are we're at the end of the haggadah and everybody knows kalha marbella sapphire beatsias mitzrayim harezer so you're supposed to go and go and go and at least until yeah most people don't have problem but we want to elicit conversation so what do we do we end off with this mystery a martial parable and you know this guy says his shot and the other guy says they're shot and they argue and they fight it out and everyone's trying to explain who's the dog you know especially in the world scheme you know the different political players who's the dog who's the shaykh who's the cat i can think of one person he fits all of them right and everyone's going to argue who's who and then kalama bella stop everything it's going to elicit more conversation about yitzia's mitrayam and this is the explanation of the tashbates now i was a very incredulous whether the taschmates ever actually said this because i have the haggadah of the tashme and it ain't there the taj bits does not write anything on the khargarya and in fact in the uh more scholarly haggados they bring down that this that they attribute to the tash baits we have no idea where anybody got that the tash baits actually said this if you look at number four in the author of god he brings down that we don't really have any source or any indication that the tash baits actually said that the reason for khadgarya is to elicit more conversation about and then we have the comments of rav yaakov yaakov writes we don't know who wrote now you look at the language of it's written in aramaic which was the common language of the time and raviac of ending writes like this what's the reason for khadgaya here you are the rest of the whole year you work hard you're schlepping around you got to wake up early to you gotta get everybody out to school you gotta pay the bills the rest of the year you're like a schlepper comes the night of pesach and you're sitting there at the head of the table and everyone's dressed in their finest and everything is elegant and beautiful and the food smells good and you're sitting there at the head of the like a king you might get arrogant you might get huri you might feel like you're somebody so therefore we end off the haggadah by scaring the loving daylights out of you how by saying now i don't know about you but i don't find khadgarya to be that scary actually in my house one of my brothers he has all the sound effects down pat and it become like you know you know the goat the the cow the cat the dog even the malchimoves it's not the the way he does it it's not the most frightening uh not the most frightening thing but that's where yaakov then says you're supposed to scare you and the question is what exactly is so scary about you okay so for all you inspired them out there tonight is your night of revenge you know sometimes we like to uh make you smile a little bit about the differences between the ashkenazim inspired them well let me tell you a little story this is uh brought down in the success there is once upon a time musfardi and he was sitting at the cedar and all of a sudden he hears at the end of the haggadah when asparagine should be closing up shop he hears some guy doing the ashkenazi custom of sencha gaya there was a goat and he was eaten by the cat who was bit by the dog who was hit by the stick was burnt by the fires but and the safari is thinking you ashkenazim what was this aesop's fables what are you ashkenazim doing here let's say there this is judaism where he's reading nursery rhymes at the end of the say there and then the safari said anyone who says is a shayta shabailam is a a fool it's just plain stupid what is khadgarya and the guy who is doing the ashkenazi customers saying you stood up and he says you svardi you're in kheram and he put the safari in haram for making and now the shiloh is is this a valid or is this an invalid and that question was brought to the hideous you think you know this is the most valid you could ever imagine the guy who mocked khadgarya is not only a let's not only uh he's a russia he's a russia if anyone says one bad word about he's wicked and he deserves to be in how dear anybody ever say one bad thing about a minute that jews everywhere say it all ashkenazim say it whether in poland whether in um in germany or all the surrounding areas hundreds and thousands of ashkenazim says for many years and you think only they say or the godola israel or the ashkenazic russia or if you mock a custom that that worthy holy jews are are no you're not just mocking the custom you're mocking sadiq and therefore this guy deserves to be in not only hiram we should put konasana we should charge him money we should charge we should take away his money and we should put up signs on main street in brax wasserman's shipments pizza has a little bulletin board over there we should put up signs this guy's wanted this guy is a russia and people again what do you do already you have a little picture of a goat and a cat he mocked says we know that if someone makes the talmud even after they the person passed away even though the tamika comes not here in this world if you make it you have to be punished not only that if let's say there's a certain cover that people give tamika let's say you get an alien and a natural after getting a leo you go you shake the rabbi's hand and you don't want to do that who's the rabbi should shake his hand the rabbit should come shake my hand i'm the one who paid further i wouldn't buy me that lee i paid for the aliyah if you don't give the tamikhakum the cover that is deserving the moshe writes in a chuva that if the minigame in the show is to go give shalom alaikum to the rock you got to do it otherwise you're subject to this so it says you sparred them out there you think it's a funny ashkenazi custom keep it to yourself don't say anything okay because says if you mock the khadgarya you are tampering and challenging a custom that many guido yestral are annoying okay so now what was very interesting to me is that uh one of the most amazing shots comes from none other than the beneficiary now i don't know if the beneficiary said but he offers a very interesting explanation for kagan and that is like this let's get involved a little bit in this argument between the goat and the cat yeah the cat ate the goat don't ask me how does a cat eat a goat that goes bigger than the cat it's a fat cat you know i can't it's a big cat it was a hungry cat the goat was a shack a goat i can't get into the details right now how the goat is how the cat ate the gun who is right the goat's just minding its own business the girl was just bought in the store for two bucks and all of a sudden the cat ate the goat so who's the russia over here the cat so the dog is the big sadic the dog's a big father the dog is taking up the cause of the goat and the dog ate the cat bit the cat so the dog's so the stick who hit the dog sticks a russia so the fire who punished the sick the fires it's attic and the water put out the fire the water is a russia and the oxy drank the water the axis of sadiq and the shoi that yourself is a is a russia and amalgamates he did the right thing malchemovis was a good guy so what's the rebounder so i'm punishing them all come on us for it's a big kasha the whole story doesn't make any sense at the end of the day if you go right wrong right wrong we don't understand why god punished the malcom of us says the goat is a russia excuse me the cat is a russian the cat ate the goat but even a bigger russia than the cat is the dog why who appointed the dog to be the policeman to decide that he's going to take up the cause of justice so the cat had an argument with the with the goat so the cat's a bad guy the dog take him to bed then what gave you dog the right to bite the cat you don't don't butt into someone else's argument that's a big claw in life two people have an argument don't put in rivjakov kaminsky says you know if you see two family members having a fight don't get involved because they're gonna make up and you're gonna be the bad guy from both of them you know it's a dangerous thing to make peace because then they make peace at the end they get along and they both hate you so why is the dog the dog butt in who told the dog to burn in the dog's the russia so the stick is its attic and the fire is the russia and the water is it's attic and the axe is the russia and the shulker is at sadiq and the modest is the russian has to wipe out what do you see from here don't in mind your own business if you see somebody fighting with someone else so take him to court take him to bed then don't become the policeman don't don't take the law into your own hands says abandoned what does this got to do with well say they're very passionate the whole night of the city we're talking about why hashem punished the mithrim why championship is what the muslim do wrong hashem wrote in the torah that claudio is going to go down to a to a country that they don't belong in and this country is going to enslave the jewish people so the matsuri are just doing god's bid the massive are doing what god wanted god says in the torah someone's going to enslave claudius so the mitzvah are just doing god's job so why were they punished they should say god you should reward us like the righteous kasha the righteous says he asked on the rambam the rival asked if the mitzvah were ordered to to punish the jews they should be rewarded says the benefit you know what the answer is but out god wrote in the torah someone's going to enslave the jews nobody asked you to butt in and be the one who's going to enslave them answering the million dollar question of the night why all these makkah is dumbs far they are kinim 50 alayam 250 yeah what's all this about what are the myths wrong they were doing a good thing the answer is mind your own business that's ryan don't get involved yeah someone's got to do it don't let it not be you let it not be you don't have to be the one okay you don't have to be the one butt out by the way this story of khargarya came up two different historical events that i'm aware of throughout history you know they're always they're mahlekasan between he was a very saintly man he was very involved in kabbalah and people began to challenge his and they're two well-known stories and both use the same uh the same illustration whether either it was of nelson adler or as a viennese and ibishits and they hear the common folk talking about oh what's up understandable shit's doing what's the reactive ending doing what's nothing out there doing and the people were talking about the mahalakas between these two good island so the people didn't realize that janice and i bishops was there or if not there was there and he says i don't understand i have a big kashan khadgarya the kashi we're asking kasia is if the cat is the russia for eating the goat then they're going through the hajj when it comes out the mouth of us was right so what's rebound from punishing and the answer they gave was no the dog was wrong why because nobody asked the dog to butt into someone else's business mind your own business and the lesson was when you see sometimes in classrooms they're disputes you know this this rabbi this that's between those two people that's within this street that street let them keep it to themselves mind your own business the worst thing a jew could do is start thinking oh i think this rebbe is right i think that rebbe is right to talk about it one thing i guarantee your chatter about their majoricus is not going to solve the problem when it comes to somebody else's makhoikas leave it to them leave it to the gadol and leave it to the rabonim it's none of your business and if you get involved then guess which character of the gay you become not the one who's standing last so that's an important lesson by the way just a interesting story there was once a big machicos in the city and the be centered around of all things the cover kadisha and some people wanted uh the cover to be like this one was like that until finally the cover kadisha broke into two and one the certain people wouldn't use this ever kadisha the other ones wouldn't use the other cover kadisha became a big macholicus nobody could solve the problem there's only one person who could uh stop they decided to bring the issue to the sky never liked to get involved between two parties but they begged him they said ruby strong may you're the only one who could solve the problem and they present the story to the said look two kadishas you know what two khabar khadija's that means there's going to be two malacha in the city one mile kamehameha is not enough you want two malacca novices over here so that was uh what the said you know you only need one the rebalance them we know will take care of one male 1 you know we have no guarantee okay so everybody said this is just a little appetizer but now we're going to dig in a little bit further and try to really get some clarity in probably the issue that occupies our minds and what we think about more than anything else and that is what's going on in the world today we see that there's a very big divide in the world it's what i'll say that we know they're shiva mummys they're 70 nations but at the head this the 70 nations are really 35 and 35 and 35 of them are controlled by what's called edom the western world what many consider america and 35 are controlled by ishmael the arab muslim world and this is our tradition that the two main umai saelam are asaf and ishmael and what we want to try to understand and decipher maybe get some clarity is who will be standing last in this great war that we see today that maybe 10 years ago we didn't see but this is now as clear as they that world history is coming down to the two powers the western world against ishmael it's clear maybe ishmael's power was much less ten years ago but certainly today the western world is so occupied with trying to identify what yeshmal is where are they who are they what country are they in are they iran are they the muslim brotherhood are they isis are they uh boka haram are they all the other names all the others group who are they but bottom line they're all ishmael and the question is who stands last in that great war which is also called mohammed's who stands last so we're all familiar that there are four main empires in world history what are they yeah babel babylon parasumadai persia question is what about yeshua why is ishmael not on that list is he small on that list even ezra says no edwardian is out there's no such the adam is not one of the four umays it's part of yavan yashmal is number four but the consensus of almost all that we shine him is that malchus number four so what about ishmael why is he smelling that on the list so we have over here something that i want to bring to your attention and it's a madrish and it's also a rashi at the end of the fifth and when rashi quotes over the madrish he has one nuance of difference that makes all the difference in the world there's a pasuk in sahilan is there you have a sitter i can borrow for a minute in the paragraph of tehillim thank you to hill and begins a following by the conductor with an instrument on the eight the number eight by the way this pasok comes from a parrot that we say every single day twice a day the parak of tacna hashem that even though we have a tradition there are only four malchiois it's four that are eight big four it's four that are eight what are they number eight is adam daniel division a monster with a head of gold that's one with the chest and arms that's two with the stomach and two thighs that's another two legs another two feet another two you ready for the eight malgioids number one bavel kasdem we always know baadel but bubble has a counterpart the challadeans number two modai madayam paras persia media that's three and four yavan yavan goes along with miketon and finally ishmael and adam that even though we know there's something called edom but edward has a counterpart and that's ishmael if you look in rashi and zakarya and by the way the matter says very clearly that claudio says to abandon we praise you when you gather us out of the eight exiles and says the madrish what is number eight number eight the matter starts off number eight is adam the final one is so the matter seems to be saying if you want to know who's going to win the war between america against iran against the ishmael says the matter shakha taiv western world edom edom is number eight however rashi changes it if you look in rashi at the end of the fifth paragraph zechariah rashi says the four malkiels are eight what are they bavel kasdem madai paras antiochas you smile ishmael stands last rashu says now it's not absolutely clear from rashi that he dafgo means to say ishmael is after adam but maybe thinks rashi means to say that he smiles after adam and we'll see by the way that result tells us also that when they saw the vision of the monster the head was gold that means the first goddess was babel the arms the bottom of the feet the two feet are adam and ishmael that right now we are undergoing two two simultaneous galosim edom and ishmael by the way this week's power show what's this week's powershell and what else madai the medians are not that bad they survived only comes from their bad tradition they're like tamima ain't boy mum yavon yavan is not so bad either they have they don't have a mom shema sadiq when he came before alexander the great alexander bell down to him the matters continues america they're so rotten they never accept the yoke of heaven so what's god going to do to adam says you know what allah stands for says that matters kale god is there god is going to have to help us and you know what god's going to do to adam the hoyt he's going to have to remove him from this world you know what else he's going to have to do with shakhado he sell the fun of he's going to have to shake him and at the end of days god is going to slaughter adam like deposit says so adams you want to know which ummah is going to stand at the end of days in this great war between adam and ismail the madrid shaykh type seems to say edom stands last the aku shimani seems to say adam stands last rashi seems to say ishmael stands last but let's get let's get this a little bit better the gemara says at the end of days the banjo is going to take this safer torah and put it in his chat hold on to it he's going to lift it up and say anyone who is involved in this come get your reward so all the nations are going to come clamoring oh we were involved everything we did was to help jews we made roads we made stores we made bridges everything so jews could learn torah says the gemara you know who enters first rome and rome says to god god you know how what we did for the jews we made main street we made market places we made bath houses we minted coins everything we did is so jewish should learn torah why do we have main street it's easier to get to the shirt tonight why do we have parsons boulevard to get here why do we have everything all the stores are just that you can learn tonight right so god says to the romans you fools that's not what your motivation was that's not what you were thinking viva some says to the romans you made um you made stores to put prostitutes you made bath houses to to delight in get out of here i'm not giving you any reward you ever open up a gemara huh sasham kicks them out says the gemara after rome comes the persians and the persian says god you know we did for the jewish people we built cities we built bridges we waged war all that the jews should be able to learn torah and hashem says that's not why you did it get lost you ever learn torah and hashem doesn't reward them and then all the other nations come before hashem and hashem tells them to get lost and the gamora asks once the persians saw that the romans weren't getting anywhere why did the persians come and the gemara says well the persian said to themselves the romans destroyed the bastard make this that's why they're not getting any reward but we didn't destroy the base i mean gosh so we'll give it a chance says the gemara why of all the ummahs the only nations the gemara mentions explicitly are roman persia why only them all the other ones are just included in one big hatchbach why are the only nations mentioned roman persia says the gemara they're the most kashev of all the nations says the gemara they're the most cautious why what makes them so kasiaf in fact the gemara says the gemara mocks the romans the gemara mocks the persians it says what makes them the most is that these are the only two nations that will exist until meshiach comes rome and persia now rome you could say is the western world but persia will last until mashiach comes persian empire fell two thousand years ago what does it mean persia will last until mashiach comes there's no persia today are not even descendants of the ancient persians so what does it mean persia will last until mashiach comes and we know that that's not true we know that the two nations that will assume comes is rome and you smile not persia so we have to know the morale very important morale we've spoken this out in the past the marawi could be found in the safe mitzvah and it's number 19. and the maraud wants to know why in the four malchios you have babel babylon you have persia you have greece and you have rome what happened to your smile says maraud two answers answer number one what's a maujos what's a kingdom a kingdom is somebody who usurps the glory majesty and power of the jewish people claudius had malchus who which malach marcus based david when babylon came into aras israel and they exiled asha babylon came and took the glory of the jewish people for themselves and they gave their glory after babylon was complete they passed it on to the persians and when persia was over they passed it on to the greeks and when greece was finished they passed it on to rome but says the morale yeshmael does not take the malchus of claudius they don't take the greatness of claudius they don't take the grandeur of klaus they have their own independent source of power you know what their source of power is the prayer of abraham avinu abraham davend lu ishmael yes we know they're 35 and 35 umays and ishmael leads 35 altogether 36 lu ishmael the 36 nations under the guise of ishmael lu so they don't take the malfunction they take they take their own molecules they have their own independent source of power and therefore they don't make it to the list so when you know when the when the committee gets ta takes a vote who makes it to the list of uh the hall of fame of malchios ishmael is disqualified because the definition of is someone who usurps the power of claudius so that's why we find that rome and and cloudy so there's a relationship when we're up they're down when they're up we're down because it's one power it's one kayak either we have it or they haven't but we don't find this relationship between us and ishmael we could both be on top we could both be on the bottom there's no relationship therefore small is not on the list but then comes the morale of maral is magala to us a tremendous secret says morale that's one answer but that's not the definitive answer you know why you small is not a major they are a mouth which are they they're paras persia persians and and ishmael it's one malchus i but the persian empire fell says imaral it's not a matter of ethnicity it's not a matter of culture it's a matter of action each one of the macrioids they act differently the way the ancient persians act is violent the way yeshmal acts is violent they may not be related they may not be the same people or culture but whenever you see in shas persia think you smile you smile and persians are one in the same paras and ishmael are the same alpha that's the mara and that's how the morale concludes that even though today the people in persia and yeshmal have nothing to do with each other the persian empire is still strong where are they they're in the middle east saudi arabia syria lebanon egypt jordan they're all considered paras they're all considered persians so that means now now we understand when the gemara says at the end of days two nations are going to come and claim reward for the torah it's rome and persia which means ishmael so now i want to tell you a very frightening so who's going to win now especially look around today you don't even have to go to the ishmaelim look at it iran itself now iran itself is also completely yeshmaelam today and this is all part of mahakras and we want to know who's going to be the last man standing asap by the way my message to both of them is we wish both of them tremendous they should wipe each other out no none of them should be saying both sides should be as much as possible yeah but the question is who stands last so he beats this so so far we saw the mad reshakh rashi says ishmael you should know it's rome will fall to persia in other words america falls to ishmael like the pasik says listen to my counsel hashem says my counsel that i take against i'm going to read to you this gemara the listen to my council that i devised against adding and my thoughts that i have against the descendants of taman taeman was the grandson of asaf they will be carted off by the youngest of the sheep and we know in the hamish by the way persia persia in hamish is called and tiras was the youngest son of yafes and what the navi is saying is that adam at the end of days will be carried off by persia in other words persia yeshua will completely destroy the western world that is the opinion of so then according to him we're not in the right country right now yeah the gemara brings the opinion of rabbi in the name of in the name of rabbi um also rome will fall to persia which means you ready for this one this one you could think about for the next 20 years ready for this kappa climber who built the first base out mikdash claudius the first base tom mcdush which was built by jews and destroyed by babylonians the persians were so strong they defeated the babylonians so the second mesa mikdash which was built by the persians and destroyed by the romans certainly the persians will destroy the romans huh you ready for this if a base hamikdash which jews could build and babylonians could destroy persians are so strong they could even defeat those who destroyed the bay something that's built by jews says the gemara then the second base of exist which was even built by persians certainly the persians will defeat the romans who destroyed it and the gemara feels this is an irrefutable argument a logic what the logic is exactly i can tell you you could think about this this carvacroymer for the next 20 years hopefully meshech will come before that is the opinion of rabbyhuda nausea and rabbit that last man standing is ishmael comes along rav rav says no way raph says persia falls to rome ishmael falls to america how do i know but how could that be the gemara asks but the persians built the base of makdash the romans destroyed it says the gemara even though it doesn't make sense that's our tradition that at the end of days rome will defeat persia and america will rule the world for nine months to ask you who's the last man standing and says we don't really know it's like it's rashi says and it's not just that it's says persia is the last man standing ishmael is the last man standing raf says no rav is tanah republic ralph says no rome so i was wondering thinking about the khadgarya we need a sock over here who's the last man standing the secret of world history is found in khadgarya because what we need to discover now is who's the kid and who's the cat and who's the dog and who's the stick and who's the fire and who is the bull and who's the shaykh and who's the malacha mothers and we know who the kid is we're the kid claudia throughout tanaka's compared to marissa those jews on sukis they dance like a bunch of goats kaiso is compared to except azura israel and in between the goat and god how many characters are there lam not saying there are eight characters says who do you think the eight characters are they ate malchios and what we want to know is who's the shaykh and who's one thing i guarantee you if those two jobs were available a7 and ishmael would qualify both would qualify for both jobs very well they both would get the job that shaykh that both would get the job as mal is but the question is who's who so you say well it will be mahlikis rashi against the shakhtar rebbe against rav comes with kham kanyevsky and he in now if you want to know a little bit about rokham kanyevsky tell you one story kramkas was once discussing his writing is safer on the intricate laws of him grasshoppers about the weather whether they're kosher they're not kosher and he was discussing a certain rare type of grasshopper which was eno benimsa which cannot be found and he had some difficulty explaining one detail where upon that particular grasshopper flew into his room flew onto his hand and he was able to show the people that aloha and then the grasshopper left okay so we're talking about somebody who uh he knows what's going on in the world yeah says in the safer time in the crowd he quotes rashi he quotes the medal that they're eight malchio is bavel chaldeans madai paras yavan maktan babylon he was the king of babylon but his wife was challadean where his own son eva morada was not babylonian he was also chaldean and did not like his son because after all the babylonian empire would end with him so what did he do with his son he put him in jail a lot of people do that today they think they're putting their kid in a playpen it's the same thing right he put his kid in jail and he didn't let him out ever ever when the buchanasar died they let evil moradas out of jail and he became the first king of the qasdan and his son was del shatza so number one we have nebuchadnezzar you know he is a cat why is he a cat we'll see why and then after him we have the kasdem eva morada and dolce and after belshazzar we have parasumaday now tell us made a deal the gemara says in magilla that first the median said will be king and then you paras you'll be king but as soon as paras took the kingdom from madai they never gave it back you know it's like anything in life once you taste power people can't relinquish it yeah it's like someone says i'll be the president of the show for a year he means he means a hundred years right you never no power is ever relinquished yeah okay and then parasumaday then we have alexander the great alexander mokhtan and after alexander the great his empire was divided by his four generals into yavan and who came after yavan adaim and say hazal ishmael already conquered you shall i am from rome in the times of the gainim and ishmael will carry the day until comes says now we understand the secret of khadganya who's the goat we're the goat we're the sheep sep israel and who's our father who's the abba a venus the gemara says the torah tells us god's our father and he bought us with two zoos to lucha sabres first comes the cat the navi ushaya says you know what nebuchadnezzar is the navy ushaya says about him is like a cat and he's taken over by belshazzar though shatsu is like a dog you know he's like a dog because i'll say in rosh hashanah he took out the vessels of the basal natash and he fed his dogs with the vessels of the base i make there so he's the dog and then after belchatzar comes parasumadai first comes madai madai is a stick because daryadesh and kairesh beat open the brains of belshata with a stick by the way you know what the stick was the manoira they took the flowers of the monorail the golden flowers and they beat his brains cause i'll say like a stick and then comes ahashverosh akashfirosh is like a fire why is he like a fire vachamosa his anger burnt in him and the madrid says that hashem turned to the angel pointed over anger and he said stoke the coals of his anger throw some sulfur in sacha versus like a big fire and who took over persia the macedonians mokdon who were very involved in arrios the gemara intermittent says on the flaming base they sprinkle themselves with arios like water and then comes the ox who's the ox greece like we say hanukkah time what zero did they put on us they made us write kiso israel so they're like the ox i who's the last man standing ishmael is the malacha mothers why is he the mother because it says about yeshua para adam all other nations they spoil money you smile just follow the news for one minute they're not interested in money they're interested in murder they have 10 year old kids committing murder they plunder not money they come they plunder souls they're the malacha mothers says ishmael will be the last man standing until the abandoned destroys them and brings them by the way the balaturum agrees with with him if you look at the end of parish valley it says only when your smile falls will mashiach been david come so you ask what does yitzhak have to do with ishmael and i remember we just had a shirt yitzhak is the go-go love who elio navi that's the connection possibly by the way reprimand kenyawski is not the only one who reads world history in takagawa then a voice they all agree ishmael will defeat adam and we all feel very comfortable here in the western world yeah you know america will protect us and america will will conquer ishmael and then meshiach will come not according to [Laughter] maybe according to the matter will be the last man standing and maybe according to the opinion of rav but that ain't the opinion of kamikaze so if you want to make yourself feel better how are you going to read the according to those who say adam will be the last man standing so i have a different shot in the maybe ishmael is the shaykh but everybody knows there was somebody in this generation who is known as the mothers someone who my grandfather saw dr mengele was the angel of death the malacha that's what he was known as maybe he's the modest but whatever it is we wish both sides tremendous tremendous in their avoida of wiping out the other party but i want to point out one last thing that if you take this opinion that yoshimo will be the last man standing it is somewhat ironic that the haggadah begins with karpas and what is karpas we know karpas the definitive explanation of karapas from rabbin that pass comes from sinus passim of yosef and the baneshka says kaar is mecca the sale of yosef so i've already asked you the gullits will end with ishmael and all the golosim whether it's golis adam yavan paras bavel mitzrayim who put us in galas it was also ishmael who was the oyster sold to ishmael remember we said many times that the marshall writes in achuva are shall writes and simon pechas now when you take the afi kaiman you should sling it over your shoulders and he's quoting the gemara and the gome says that you that they used to take the carbon passage and sling it over their shoulders how do you sling it over your shoulders remember the joke not fios tayos right and rashi says what's taos rashi says like ishmael and the question is what in the world is ravilish saying that you should carry the karma pesach like ishmael the last thing we want to do the night of the seder is do anything like ishmael and yet there's an indian to carry it off you climb it over your shoulder like yeshua it says of shulma kluger we we've said this a number of times already the kluger says very important the night of the say there we remember our freedom we remember bondage but why don't we do anything to remember how we got down from the triumph in the first place we do we take the afikomen and we sling it over our shoulders like a bunch of yeshmahlim and we recall that the same hilarious that we have to deal with today they're the same guys who got us into this mess in the first place the same archaic who sold yosef sadiq and it's interesting the way the story begins is also the way the story ends zyracudder says ishmael there is no worse goddess for claudius when i was a kid i never would have even dreamt of the fact gullis you smile let's go smile well whoever thought about yeshmaelem and now we see how this is becoming a reality in the world and not only is it a reality there are opinions that this will be the last gullis so we where we must follow the pakista of lazar says why was his name called ishmael he's called ishmael because we banish him is going to listen to the filos of claude israel when we call out and we cry out from golos you smile that yishmaquel god will listen to our tv when we cry out in the galaxy so we must follow that wherever they are whether they're the shaykh or whether they're the malacha we're mispale that very soon you've just experienced another torah class brought to you by torahanytime.com