Gilad Ben Dor: Shul greetings

So I made a list. It's a list of Shul greetings and they range from somewhat abnormal to slightly insane but somehow it's socially acceptable in Shul. OK, here we go Number one, starting at somewhat abnormal. It's called the standard PSH. So I walk into Shul Psssshhhhhhhhh Somewhat abnormal. Acceptable. Number two, we've got the 45-degree PSH. Pssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Again, we're going to slightly insane to more insane. Number three, this one's called "weighs about five pounds" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Number four getting, you know, slightly more insane. This one's called, simply, the Robert DeNiro. Psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh OK I should get a Siddur. Number five. This one's just called "the walkaway." (mumbling Davening) (continues mumbling Davening) Somehow this is socially acceptable in Shul. Not on the street, but somehow it's somewhat acceptable in Shul. OK. Number six. Going slightly more insane but somehow acceptable in Shul. This one's called "the three second rule." Ashrei.... (mumbling Davening) Hey how are you? (continues mumbling Davening) OK. And now, for our grand finale, Most insane, but somehow acceptable in Shul but not anywhere else. This one's called "the no look pass dead fish." I'm gonna let that sit there. The no look pass dead fish. Ashrei... (mumbling Davening) you