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Short film, some comedy, some inside jokes, but could make you think a bit... Purim Shpill of Yeshivas "Bircas hatorah"
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so no this is your pilot cannot Habibi
and we will be landing at the bedrock
Airport and five visit these personal
seatbelt please don't clap your hands o
Allah
because anyways we cannot fill you in
the cockpit thank you for flying along
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but do you know where our repositories
never heard of this
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you know the code slowly easy but to
some of the slope form for high in
Street y equals MX plus B have a nice
day
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you the army later the world what to do
you know what is called general price we
Stern all promise anyways
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political perspective what are you
getting this anyway such meal expected
numbers I had so much going on
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hey new kid hey what's wrong
I don't know I've been in the Shiva
before and they're not like this one
everything is going too fast
I've no cool half the words my chakra so
you've been saying this year makes no
sense I don't know everyone seems to get
it but me maybe maybe the see Shiva
isn't for me why the minute what's wrong
with you don't about the apps no you
haven't heard about the get the chat app
the vvj at the DT tab gives you
everything from the beginners here to
the end this year you got to get this
app how do i how do I get get these apps
it's on your smartphone what you don't
have a small site no you got to get 100k
what where do I get a smartphone come
I'll show you it's good excuse you got
to get the thumb pumpkin
so it seems to say here the in yon of
simcha is just to be no happy I'm side
talking about simcha but you look so
depressed you're right
we need the breslav that I got one of
these things you'd rather just find it
shallow my morning dummy really alert is
everything okay Bobby yeah did you take
your pills today I have the riddle in it
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ha
I love these hats these are great ha ha
all the things I could do
let's tap into our PI work rights miss
lace here to summarize three main points
please for in Torah Ben Yehuda Ventura
and you who if you want real hokhmah
smart smart company smart phone it's an
Amish kid I comply to go up the dares
needless to say that no more miss Leigh
who needs mother it's over Darrell's
taking too long with the town let me
speed him up a little bit there you go
oh I love you iPhone I love you ask Oh
we'll be together forever
you
I've had enough to be smartphones it is
destroying the issue we have to get rid
of it immediately roofing take care of
it sometimes like a visible environment
one more announcement very very critical
because of myself
everyone was a smartphone must give it
to me today I am confiscating every
single one smartphone please make sure
you talk to my office today or please
leave the Ashima
give me that phone there are no
exceptions thank you for calling
no thank you doing food
I've I've been off smartphone for two
weeks and I don't think I don't think I
can do it anymore
so tell me about your feelings it's like
they cut off my arm and how does that
make you feel like part of me died and
tell me what if I how does that make you
feel
I need my smartphone you have a tissue
can you help me what hi
see what I'm here isn't telling me
sounds like a typical case of what is
called we check my phone
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[Applause]
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greetings all we gather here tonight to
help each other and to support each
other to get over this huge battle we
are trying to overcome now David
how does it feel to be off your
smartphone for two long weeks or our
fellows now in the count of three we can
all hold hands and in units that we're
going to see out shops one two three we
don't need smartphones to be smart we
will divide we don't need smartphones to
be smart we will survive we will survive
we will survive we will survive we will
survive we will survive
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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who are you son what
ever since they took away our phones my
life's been empty I can help you you can
help me how cockroach within the world
rats on the floor where it's a place we
all adore cockroaches
cockroaches
what in the world does this have to do
with anything
I don't know and stuck at the same point
I just go back from Sammy this place is
full of cockroaches
cockroaches that's the clue where God is
good the clue
Sammy you have the clue a clue what
about there's no clues I mean what
there's a clue can we serve physical
over here yeah there's no clues over
here you want to look around look around
I have no clue about a clue limit okay
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you find anything no let's see anything
either this check out this
what are you what are you doing here
would you like some Doritos
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Doritos
Teredo are you getting at Doritos so
thanks
openness
but yeah watch your back
and make sure not to get off track
shredder
Trek
the Train
rotate your pjp machine can't you have a
pleasant journey
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get off now
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Martin Chavez no Chavez no banana photo
disparate in a hotel
so darlin ie would be baru birthday card
I gave thee
so you go back home do you have any
sense uncommon pocket maybe budget peet
now I don't have phone all right come it
are you good thank you
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my dog is sick can you please make him
better
whatever cool is that the final clue
you'll find your prey with a children
play ten steps on the wall will be a
final call
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[Applause]
guys guys I found the solution to all
our problems our miseries over come on
let's go D wait for it oh let's go to go
at all three three you coming no I
wanted to learn there might be Arabs
there
this
hello fellas how you doing
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shoot
that's right here
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should we open it maybe we should take
it in archaeologist yeah probably
balloon private blown yeah
a Byzantine
yes and it still
where is we found this box and we
haven't opened yet we thought we'd bring
it to you because you would know can you
help us out
yeah well what a fine where did you find
this box new Ruiz
it was very glad the ruin certainly
quite ruinous whoo Wow this definitely
very very old very rare so are you gonna
open it
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indeed
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