Fully Loaded - FT. Yoely Lebowitz - Chaveirim of Brooklyn

Hi, my name is Itchy Meyer. I'm standing right in front of my house. Not not this one. Um over there. I live over there across the street. Not on the first floor. On the uh basement in the back. Shared entrance, my friends, whatever, neighbors. I'm living there until I until I they they let me. In any case, the real baby, the real home, is my Lincoln Navigator. This is my attachment. This is my being, my purpose of life. Friday flamingo. L'chaim Good morning, Itchy Meyer. Where would you like to navigate today? Take me to State Farm Insurance. Did you say take off my tefillin? State Farm Insurance. State Farm Insurance. State Farm Insurance. Your dark roast Frappuccino is ready. Hey, welcome to State Farm Insurance. What can I do for you? >> Here's the story. I read about the VIP insurance assistance. And I would like to purchase the VIP insurance for my beautiful baby. Uh well, you know, we don't really cover children and kids here. >> No, no, no, no, no. My baby, you have to see my baby. Hold on. Here is how this is in this side. Here's how it should Look. Look in the front. Look. Look at it. Look at this. Nice. It's a Navigator. Beautiful. Beautiful. >> Lincoln Navigator. Absolutely gorgeous. It's a 2000 and plus. Oh, that's pretty. Oh, that's sweet. This is my me leaning on the baby. This is my Navigator with me making a duck First, let me tell you about our VIP insurance plan here at State Farm Insurance. >> That's exactly what I need. Look look how here I This You see the sun reflecting? We have an app. >> Here I'm smiling more. Okay, go ahead, Noam. So, let's say if oh, you're driving along the road and you're out of gas. Hit the app, a guy from State Farm Insurance shows up and delivers that gas right in your hand. Look at this video. Okay, hello, guys. I got my new Navigator. Check out the plates. Mini did. Fully loaded. Check it out. >> Okay, let's say if you're driving along the road, wind blowing in your hair, having fun, then you look out in the beach and you said, "You know what? I want to take a little picnic." Take yourself a picnic. You're done. What happens? You lost your keys. Can't find your keys in the sand. Can't find your keys in the grass. Hit the app. Boom. A drone, just like space science fiction, flies right over your head, boop, drops the keys straight in your hand and in your heart. >> No way. Hello. Hello. Uh hold on. Hello. Yes, I'm a State Farm Insurance. So, I said it's State Farm, whatever. Paper. State Farm. State Farm. Hold on a second. I'm on the phone. Hello. Whatever, it's on the on the way with the app. Flying drones. Hello. It's a nice How do I how do I Hold on a second. Can I answer about Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on. How about beep? Hello. Can I change this? Okay, how about two next week? Okay? Okay, bye. Go ahead. >> VIP, let's sign you up. All right. Now, all I'm going to need is your social security number and all your bank information. >> Okay, so I'm going to give you my Schwieger's number. Not not this Schwieger. Hold on. Itchy Meyer, I'm not feeling so good. >> Don't worry, we're almost there. No, we're not. Remember, I'm the one giving you directions. >> What's the matter? I have a migraine and my tire. Don't worry, we have State Farm Insurance VIP. Code red, I need air. Code red. Wait, it's State Farm Insurance. Don't worry. I have the VIP insurance. Everything will be taken care of soonly. Okay. State Farm Insurance. >> Hi, State Farm. I have a flat tire. Okay, sir. I'm tracking your location and will be sending someone over as soon as we can. How long will it take until you get here? Well, based on your location, sir, I'd say we're looking at about 3 hours. >> What? 3 hours, sir. 3 hours? Well, based on your location How are you all W R S? Yes, sir. That's correct. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. I have the VIP program. >> I understand your situation, sir, but this is the best we can do right now. >> Can I speak to a supervisor? I'm up I'm the top top top. He's currently at lunch. You can't make it faster? I'm really sorry, sir. Okay, try very much. Hurry up. Try to make it 10 minutes. I'll see what I can do. Itchy Meyer, are they here yet? Uh it's only 3 hours. Yeah, but I want them to come now. It's not even 3 hours, okay? It's 2 hours and 58 minutes, okay? We're almost there. But I can't wait so long. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'll do it myself. This is not going to work. Let me see where the tow truck is. No! What am I going to do now? Hello. Hello. You need help? I have a flat tire, a puncture, and my window is locked and the door is inside and the the the phone is inside. >> Try to call Khaveirim. Khaveirim? Khaveirim is not for me. Hello, could you please help me? >> Sure, sure. How can I help you? >> My ti- my tire is flat. So, what's the problem? Call Khaveirim. I would love to. My phone is locked in the in the car. >> Don't worry. I'll call for you. Thank you. Hello, Khaveirim. How can I help you? Yeah, my friend, he has a flat tire and he's locked out of the car. Do you have a spare? And the color of the car? Shiny black Lincoln Navigator. A shiny black Lincoln >> I'll give my plate number. It's fully loaded. L L D loaded. L L D? Fully loaded. Yeah, it's fully loaded. >> We will be there shortly. Thank you. Like a good friend, Khaveirim is here. Are you feeling better? She's going to sue us. Good. Wow, thank you so much. You know how important this is for me, cuz the dealer told me I need both keys. >> Hey.