Full CHAZAQ Uncle Moishy Show with Cousin Nachum, the Mitzvah Men and Uncle Moishy!

All right, boys and girls, mommies and daddies, boobies, babies. It's time for Uncle Mishi. But we have a great show today. Not only Uncle Mishi, we have Kazun and Morai the mitzvah man. And right before we begin today's show, it is our pleasure to introduce one of the directors of Kazak. Please give a big hand to Mayor. Welcome everybody. Let's hear a very loud round of applause for Uncle Mo. It's a pleasure for Sak to be involved with this amazing program. We're very happy for all of our partners and for everyone showing up. Uh there are more seats I guess on the floor for the little kids. Uh and we just are very very amazed at the turnout last minute advertising and we want to thank Suki and the man. Let's give them a round of applause. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay, guys, without further ado, I'll give up their mic and they're going to run the show. Fun, please come up to the stage. Let's give a round of applause. Yow. Wow. Look at all these people. Is everyone ready to HAVE SOME FUN? [Applause] WHO WANTS TO SEE UNCLE MOY? All right, I'll tell you what we're going to do. I have an idea. If you want to see Uncle Moy, this is what we're going to do on the C. Who's laughing? There'll be no laughing now. Okay, let me get my Let me get my nose. Let me fix this. Now, this is what good. Now, I'll tell you what's going to happen. I'm going to try to do a trip. This could be a problem. Wow. All right. Now, I spent a little money to try something new today before we bring on Uncle Mishi. So, this is what we're going to do. And it usually looks pretty good. What's going to What's the matter? What's the matter? What happened? I don't know. That kid said his clothes fell off. It's a weird place for this to happen. What? You think I'm old and I can't touch my toes? [Applause] I can touch my toes. Thank you. Now, okay. All right. Now, we're going to try to see if we can get the lights a little low. And I'm going to juggle these things. And And if it if it's not if it's Oh, imagine it was dark how cold this would look. Thank you, sir. Flash pictures always help a juggler. Now he's going to do it again. Thank you. All right. A lot of times people clap in this. Usually they clap louder by a step. [Music] Who wants to see Uncle Mo? All right, I got to play it. I got to play it. Who has ever seen an Uncle Moi video? Who Who has an Uncle Moi video? You know, I never get residuals for those. All right, hold on a second. Now, on those videos, Uncle Mai sometimes comes on an airplane, right? And sometimes he comes on a helicopter. Well, for today, he wanted to do something special. Who here is really brave? Okay, because it might it might involve wild animals. But boys and girls, coming to the stage like he's never come before. Let's welcome Uncle Mat. [Applause] Children, can you hear the music? Yes. Once again, it's a fable traveling with a new [Music] hurry up. Up and going so glad to be back. So hurry up. Up and join the children. Can you hear music again? [Music] Traveling with a miss. Oh, we're so glad to be back. So hurry up. Enjoy the flag. So hurry up your hands. soon once again. [Music] Hurry up. Enjoy the surprise. Hurry up. Enjoy the Hello boys and girls. Welcome everyone. Wa! We're going to have so much fun today. We're going to be singing so many songs. We're going to be jumping up and down. We're going to be clapping our hands and learning all about Torah and mitzvah. Boys and girls, you know these songs? Well, please sing along with me. [Music] W all together. Now it's your turn. Wow. [Music] All together now. Now it's your turn. Wow. [Music] Hello boys and girls. Step down. See you soon. Bye-bye, Uncle Ber. Who wants to go horseback riding after the show? Really? How much are we charging for tickets for that? Wait. Oh, hold on. They just told me I'm sorry. There'll be no horseback riding. They have to ring the horse back or they have to pay overtime. Who wants to see Alami again? All right. I'll tell you what we're going to do. I'm sorry. What did you say? You don't want to say Uncle Mo. You want to see my red? Okay. There's my red. That seems kind of weird. I'm getting fat. Yeah, I want some good cup, but I have a All right. NOW, WHAT? My ride is upside down. You can't fool the kids, please. All right, boys and girls. All right. All right. All right. You ready for some more uncle? Because Sorry, the kid in front of now. I don't know what to say. Because boys and girls, let us welcome back to the stage of go. [Music] Boys and girls, this song is very special. Every Christmas that we do, we are very, very proud. Clap clap clap your hand. Clap your hands together. We love doing this. We'll be mine forever. A little harder. Now let the homeless see just how many we can do. We can be boys and girls. Get your feet. Let's stand our feet. We stand step. be doing will be part forever. Stamp a little harder now. Let the whole see just how many we can do. Proud of we can be. One hand up in the air. Let's shake a hand. Shake. Shake. Shake a hand. Shake our hands together. We love doing things, but we'll be forever. Shake a little longer now. Let the whole see just how many we can do. Proud of we can be. Two hands up in the air. Here we go. Wave. Wave your hands. Wave your hands together. We love doing this will be forever. Wave a little longer. Now let's be just we can do proud we can be. Let's stand up. Let's stand up. We're going to show jump. Jump real high. Jump real high. Together we love doing things will be fun forever. Jump a little higher now. Let the whole just how many we can do. We can be boys and girls. Let's go last laugh together. We run. Do we miss the world? We run forever. Laugh a little harder. Now let's go home and see just how many we can do. We can be two hands up in the air. Here we go. Wave wave wave our hands. Wave our hands together. We love doing forever. Wave a little just we can do better we can be. Now this time let's clap our hands. Clap clap clap our hands. Clap our hands together. We love doing this. We'll be forever. Clap a little harder now. Let the whole just how many we can do as we can be. Clap a little harder now. Let the whole be just how many we can do. Proud and proud and boys and girls. WE'RE SO PROUD. [Music] GIVE YOURSELF A BIG BIG clap for doing mitzvah every day. [Music] Well, boys and girls, welcome everyone. Wow, this is a beautiful welcome because last week we were in England, London, England. And thank you so much for coming out. That's a wonderful, wonderful turnout and a welcome back from mitzvah men. Thank you. Well, as I said earlier, this show is all about Torah and mitzvah. That's right. And well, this next song talks about a building. It's a special building. We go into this building three times a day. And in this building, we dive into a shed. And in this building, you will find a sinner and a foolish. Boys and girls, do you know what's what we call this building that we go that we go every day, three times a day? What do we call this building? That's right. It's called a sh. Boys and girls, let's all go to shore. [Music] [Applause] Let's go to sh day. Let's go to sh. Let's go to sh day. Let's go to sh with a hair. Let's go to sh. We d every single day. We d into a king asking and thanking hashem for everything. And when we d it in a show, Hashem loves it. So all together after we go while [Music] let's go to today. Let's go to Let's go to Let's go to a hair. Let's go to school. Boys and girls, I have a very special guest joining us for our show. Boys and girls, let's give a big clap to my good friend, Mr. Minion, [Music] Mr. Hi, welcome to the show. It's nice to be here. You know, Uncle Marshi. Yes. Minion is actually my last name. Your last name? Yes. My first name. You have a first name? Yes. My first name is Shakris. [Music] Shakus. And I have two brothers. You have two brothers? Yes. What's their names? Na and Marv. Misha and Marv. We're all minions and and I'm looking for my brothers cuz I don't know where they are. Really? Well, I'm sure if you stay a little longer, you might meet your brothers. I hope so. But boys and girls, in the meantime, let's all go to shore. Let's go to sh today. Let's go to Let's go to the day. Let's go to shoo. Let's go to today. Let's go to a sip here. Let's go to all over the universe wherever you may be. You don't have to look very far. You'll find us instantly. You'll find us in Costco, Japan, or Mexico. So all together up to we go. Let's go to shore today. Let's go to sh. Let's go to sh today. Let's go to sh. Let's go to sh today. Let's go to sh with a sister. Let's go to we do in every single day we do to our king. Asking and thanking Hashem for everything. And when we do in a show, Hashem loves it. So all together after shall we go while singing? Let's go to SH today. Let's go to Let's go to SH today. Let's go to Let's go to today. Let's go to SH. Let's go to boys AND GIRLS. LET'S GO. Let's give a big clap for the good friend Mr. Shakris Minion. Hello. Goodbye, Mr. Minion. [Music] Bye-bye, boys and girls. With the help of this next song, let's welcome the mix. Let's all clap our hands. Can you do this? Sure you can. Stand up. Bring along a friend. Stretch your hands out wide. Skip to your left, then reach to your right. Then a slide, slide, slide. Stand the grounding along a friend. Stretch your hands out wide. Tip to your left, then to your right. Then slide. Now let's have some fun. Let's dance our feet. We'll dance to the new music. We'll never miss a song. Now let's have some fun. Let's dance our feet. We'll dance to the music. Let's clap our hands together. Let's stand around and we'll march all around the world. We're grow. Let's clap our hands together. Let's stand around. Then we'll march around the world. We're going to now have a blast. Boys and girls, let's go big. Let's clap for a hand. Give me your breath. [Music] Stretch your hand out wide to your left and reach to your right side by side. Ring along a breath. Stretch your hand out wide. to your left and bring me to your right. That's what my life now. Let's have some fun. Let's all our feet. We'll dance to the music. We'll never miss a beat. Now, let's have some fun. There's a step. We'll dance to the music forever purpos. [Music] Boys and girls, a big clap for the mix. [Music] Thank you, M. Thank you very very much boys and girls. It's a mitzvah to take care of our health. Sure. It's a mitzvah to take care of our health. And one of the ways we take care of our health is we brush our teeth. Boys and girls, did we brush our teeth this morning? Hands up, please. Brushing our teeth. Did we brush our teeth? That's great. Thank you, boys and girls. Here you put down your hands. Well, joining us for this special song, let's bring OUT MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, MR. Toothpaste Man. Wow. Shoot. Wow. Here he goes. I'm Toothpaste Man. You're toothpaste man. That's what I just said. Welcome to the show, Mr. Toothpaste Man. I'm glad I made it. I got lost. No, you got lost. Yep. What happened? I took the wrong route. You took the wrong route. I don't know why they're laughing. Why? I was in the city. I was supposed to take canal. There was the root canal. So, what happened? There was drilling. So, I took the train. You took the train? Yeah. Which train? The D and the K. It was DK. There's a there's a dentist over there laughing. Hey, Mr. Toothpaste Man. Yeah. I heard that you have to go to a special dinner tonight. There's like they're giving you an award or they give you something to I don't like to brag. No, BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL. THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING very special. I know. What are they going to give you? I don't want to tell you. Please. We're amongst friends here. What? What are you going to give? I'm getting a plaque. Thank you. I love that. Thank you. Well, that's great, Mr. Toothpaste Man. Yes, it is. Well, you see, came out just in time because we're learn to brush our teeth. It's almost like we played. Boys and girls, let's all make believe. And let's hold our toothbrush like this. See the thumb? There is a toothbrush because boys and girls, with the help of Mr. Toothpaste man, we're going to brush our teeth. [Music] Get the juice for us. Ready? We're going to crush our feet. Upwards, upwards, downwards, downwards. The right side, the left side, the left side, the right side. Upwards, upwards, downwards, downwards. The right side, the left side, the left side, the right is my la, [Music] downwards, sideways, backwards, inside, outside, sideways. Brushing, brushing, brushing. Each time we brush our teeth, our get brush our teeth and sing. We love to brush our teeth again. Children brushing up. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Boys and girls, let's brush your teeth together. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. Upwards. Downwards. Downward. The right side. The left side. The left side. The right side. Upwards. Upwards. Downwards. Downwards. The right side. The left side. The left side. The right side. Might door. My love and my brother and my love and outward downward, sideways, backwards, inside, outside, sideways. Brushy, brushing, brushing. It's time we brush our teeth. Our go. So, let's brush our teeth and sing this song. We love to brush our teeth. tooth for brushing. Brushing. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Let's all brush our teeth together. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your together. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your teeth everybody. Brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Everybody brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. Brushing. Woo. Boys and girls. A big clap for Mr. Toothpasty. [Music] Hey, pizza delivery. Pizza delivery. Pizza delivery. IS THAT AN UNCLE OVER HERE? But excuse me. DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA HERE? UNCLE pizza man. Uncle, EVERYBODY MOVE. I'M GOING TO PIZZA. I GOT MY PIZZA HERE. HOLD ON. EXCUSE ME, SIR. Excuse me, Mr. Little Man. HOW YOU BEEN DOING THAT? LISTEN, I ordered a pizza. You're on for my sheep. I'm on my sheep. All right. Listen, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. YES. Got to get his attention. Listen, I got you a nice pizza that you delivered. Okay. Excuse me. Excuse Mr. Delivery man. We're in the middle of a shell. Oh, yeah. And we're learning all about having good manners. Well, I want to I want to tell you something. I have good manners. YOU HAVE GOOD MANNERS? OF COURSE I do. What are you talking about? Well, good manners is not interrupting someone who is talking. One second. I would never interrupt anybody who's talking. I know there are some people they would maybe they DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. Is there a pizza in there? There's your pizza. I got it RIGHT HERE. I ORDERED a pizza. Oh, here it is. Okay, let me see the pizza. Did you order a big pizza? There it is. Right here. I'll take it out. Oh, it's nice and hot. Oh, you're going to like this pizza. Look at that big pizza you got there. There it is. Right there. That's a big pizza. Yeah. Don't you like it? That's not a big pizza. I That's a small pizza. I ordered a big pizza. Oh, you ordered the extra large pizza. Extra large. Why don't you say so? Here we go. We got a nice big large pizza. Oh, I see the crust is very thin. Listen all the diet. Yeah. Well, okay. Listen, I'm going to go backstage. I'll put it on the table. You can eat it later. Okay. For sure. And remember, have good manners. All right. Hot pizza. Come by. Hot stuff. Everybody to the side. Hot stuff. Here we go. Here we go. Well, boys and girls, this next song is also talks about a very special mitzvah. It talks about having good manners. Teaches us about having good manners. And it talks about pizza. [Music] I love my pizza, but I love my good manners better. Let's all clap our hands with a pizza song. Pizza is delicious. My favorite food around. So I walked into a pizza store and you want to count. I walked up to the counter and said, "What pizza, please?" He said, "Here's your pizza with lots of ecstasy. What pizza looks so good?" I said, "I'm a bunch." He answered, "No, welcome. I'll go enjoy your lunch." And as I turn around, a man through the door. We bumped into each other. Now my pizza's on the floor. Oy! Oy! all together [Music] I said I'm really sorry I apologize to you he said no need to worry please excuse me too so I went back to the counter and said one pizza please he said here's your pizza with lots of mix and cheese and as I turned around I looked for far and near was behind me because there one thing I didn't see a rose on it long. I kicked them down my pizza. It's all over the store. Oi [Music] I I [Music] cleaned up the whole mess and made it look so nice. But I had no more money to buy another. As I left the store, I went and said goodbye. He said, "You're really nice. Here's another pie." The sent be nice. The Torah said, "Be kind." He helps me travel all the time. So, always be polite throughout your whole life. Be sure to watch your manners and sing the pizza song. la. [Music] Let's all clap our hands. La [Music] again la all together. La [Music] on your knees. Let's all shout out please. One 2 3 please. Boys and girls, let's have a big clap for our good manners. Good manners are mixed, too. Yes, they are. [Music] Thank you, boys and girls. Thank you, M. Well, very recently we came out with a brand new CD, Uncle Moitzman Volume 18. [Applause] And boys and girls, we're featuring some very special songs from their album. And with this next song, We're Never Alone. Hashem is with us wherever we go. Let's all clap our hands. Wherever we go is [Music] around where there's where there's no fear, have no there's no need to be down. Don't forget all the love that we never know. Hashem loves us. There is hope when we seek and join together. We have faith that is stronger that is better. Lord say everything will be okay. Our night and day and we sing it together. We have faith that is stronger, that is better. Know this fair, know this may everything will be opposing. [Music] There's a joy that we break when we join along and sing. We're not sat, we're just scared. As a sh us all, he'll never let us down. There is hope when we sing and joy together. We have faith that is stronger, that is better. No despair, no dismay. Everything will be okay. I do night and day. Yay. Straight love when we sing and die together. We have faith that is stronger, that is better. No despair, no dismay. Everything will be okay. A night and day. Boys and girls, let's all clap our hands first for one song and the other song. That's right. We can do this [Music] hope when we sing and join together. We have faith that is stronger that is better. No, not the same. Everything will be okay. My us night and day. When we sing and joy together, we have faith that is stronger that is better. Lord is dead. Lord is everything will be okay. Together with a night and day. [Music] [Applause] Boys and girls, give yourself a big big clap. Hashem is with us wherever we go. [Music] [Applause] Thank you. [Music] I hear some shimmering. Mr. Mitzman, are you cold? Wow. Someone is seems very cold here. Is someone cold here? Someone is cold here. Who's cold here? Are you cold? Who's cold? Something's shimmering. Very cold. Wait, just a moment. Wow. Look who's here. Boys and girls, let's give a big clap for my good friend Alice. Uncle M. Hello, Alice. Welcome to the show. Uncle? Yes, I was outside. You're outside? It's very cold out there. It is cold. It's so cold. How cold are you? I'm frozen. Mr. Physicist, you know, Olive, I sing songs of so many. I know. I have songs of learning Torah. Torah. I have songs of eating coach. Wow. And now that you're so cold that you're shaking. Yes. Well, I have a shaking song. [Music] Boys and girls, for this next song, we'll need your help. Please, let's all stand up nicely, boys and girls. Let's all stand up nicely. Wherever you are, let's stand up nicely. Are we standing? [Music] And let's all shake like this. One shoulder up and one shoulder down. Could you do this? Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Let's all shake like this. Now this time, let's all laugh. Boys are going to stay standing. We're going to shake and we're going to laugh. Okay, stay standing. Get ready to shake and get ready to laugh. I am Uncle Marie. Glad I'm here. I love performing everywhere. When I see the children wide away, I join them all and start to shake shake shake shake my giggle now. Shake shake shake my giggles now. Shake shake shake my giggles. I'll shake all my giggles all the way. Let's shake shake shake shake my giggles out. Shake shake shake my giggles out. Shake shake shake my giggles out. Shake all my giggles all away. Let's laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh my bunnies out. Laugh laugh my bunnies out. Laugh laugh my bunnies out. Laugh. All my bunnies all again. Laugh laugh my bunnies out. Laugh laugh my bunnies out. Laugh laugh my bunnies out. Laugh all my bunnies away. Boys and girls, let's take our arms and let's stretch our arms. Now, let's stretch our arms to the sky. Stretch up high. [Music] Now, this time, let's cover our mouth and let's yawn. Cover our mouth and yawn. That's right. We're going to stretch and we're going to yawn. [Music] My uncle wakes me up every day. I wash my hands, run away. If I'm feeling tired, I don't fetch. I stand up proudly and I stretch, stretch, stretch. Stretch my stretching. I stretch stretch stretch. My stretching out. Stretch, stretch, stretch my stretchy house. Stretch all my stretchies to sky. Stretch, stretch, stretch my stretchy out. Stretch, stretch, stretch my stretchies out. Stretch, stretch, stretch my stretches out. Stretch all my stretches away. Let's yarn yarn out. Yarn yarn yarn out. Yarn yarn yarn out. Yarn on my feet and cover our mouth. Yarn yarn yarn yarn yarn out. Yarn yarn y. Boys and girls, let's all stand up once again. Let's all stand up. Boys and girls, wherever you are, stand up nicely and let's hop. Could you hop? I do many mitzvah just like you. I do many just like you. When a mah comes my way, I snap. I get right to it. And I hop hop. My hop is hop hop hop. My hop is hop hop hop. My hop is down. Hop. My hop is away. Let's hop hop hop hop. My hobies hop hop hop my hygi hop hop my hies out my hobies away. Let's shake shake shake shake my giggles now. Shake shake shake my giggles now. Shake shake shake my giggle out. Shake all my giggles all way once more. Shake shake shake my giggle out. Shake shake shake my giggle out. Shake, shake, shake my giggle now. Shake all my giggles. Shake all my giggles away. [Music] Boys and girls will be back in a couple of minutes. Stay seated. Please stay seated. [Music] Is everybody having a great time? I don't hear you. Is everyone having a great time? Beautiful. Okay, everybody. Thank you very much. Just very quickly, we want to thank a certain amount of people. First of all, the young of Hills, thank you very much for opening his doors. Let's hear a round of applause. We want to thank also the photographer Sassoon Photography. Mr. Sassoon, where are you? And Josh, thank you very much over here. The photography for all your photography needs. Parents, please make sure to use them. They're amazing. Of course, Season Supermarket for selling its tickets to the event today. Thank you, Seasons. And one announcements. Boys and girls, parents, listen very carefully. This is more for you. As everyone knows, the Fazak organization has over a dozen different programs. Men's division, women's division, parts of papers and magazine, a radio program, after school program for kids from public school, etc., etc. And of course, all this is a lot of burden, a lot of financial uh difficulties with running such programs. So once a year the organization puts together something called a big kazak event where we will be having over 2,000 people in one room that will include a free concert. We will have Charlie Arari Rabbi Zakari Warson Rabi Pes short inspiring messages from them. We'll have a mentalist Mark Salem who will blow you away. Unbelievable. Very very inspiring. This big kazak event will be taking place at Colton Auditorium, better known as Queens College. Save the date and don't miss out. Sunday night, March 15th, 2015. Doors open 6:30 p.m. Event begins at 7:30 p.m. To order tickets, you can call the Kazak office, which is right over here, 718-285 9132. That's 718 2859132. You can visit our website kazak.org. That's ch h azaq.org. And then you could uh go to the south for Jamaica. We'll be having the the the the tickets for sale as well. And it's going to be an unbelievable event. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, parents, save the day. Don't miss out. Whoever wants tickets to come see me after the program. Whoever wants to sponsor such an event for or to be a corporate sponsor, please see us as well. So without further ado, here's David. Thank you every Thank you. Boys and girls, before we bring back Uncle Mishi, we have a big treat today. Our good friend Morai the mitzvah man with a special shamus magic trick. Here we go. Let's give it a modifi. Thank you. Thank you. All right, let's get this shabas trick on the road. Is that everybody? Is everybody having a good time today? I can hear you. That's good. Now, even though today is such a fun day, but yesterday was even a better day. What was yesterday? Shabas. Did you have a good chabas? Good. Now, you know, it's a mitzvah to get ready for Shabas all week long. And I'm already getting ready for next Shabas. In fact, I bought something for next Shabas. Would you like to SEE WHAT I BOUGHT? It's right over here. You see, when I come home from Shu, I'm going to have a new bottle of wine to make. You see? Isn't that a nice bottle of wine? You like it? Now, wait a minute. Am I going to drink the wine from the bottle? No. What do I have to pour in a cup? in a kdish cup. And I have that right over here. See on the left side is my kittish cup. Now I'm going to put the kittish cup over here. And what's over here? The wine. So now I'm going to go to I'm going to make believe in shar. I'm going to practice. I'm going to go to I'm going to hashem. was the greatest. Thank you very much. And now I'm going to go home and I'm going to have my nice kitties with my new one. And now I have my nice new bottle of wine right over here. Wait a minute. I made a mistake. Oh, I forgot. Okay, the kiddish cup is on this side. And what's over here? And the bottle of wine is on this side. Okay, I made a little mistake. Now, let me try it again. Remember, wine's here. Wait a second. Yeah, the wine's here and the kid stuff is here. Okay, now I'm going to go to I'm going to dive into the greatest. And now I'm going to go home and I'm going to make my nice new kish. And now I have my nice new bottle of wine over here. Oh, there's my bottle of wine. And what's over here? My nice new kitty. [Music] Wait a minute. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. Oh, I know what I did. It's over here. Okay, I'm going to do it one more time. On the count of three, everybody say, "I'm going to go to shoot." 1 2 3. Now, everybody say, "I'm going to dive into Hashem." Hashem. And now we're going to go home and I'm going to pour my wine, my nice new kid cup. And now I have two bottles of wine. And now I can use my nice new kittish cup. Guys, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know I had a Kish. Oh, it's over here. Over here on the other side. All right. You ready? Now I have three bottles of wine and my lovely new kitty. I made a mistake. You know what? This time we're going to say it all together on the count of three and we're going to go TO SHOW 1 2 3. I'M GOING TO GO TO SHOW. I'm going to dive into 1 to three. I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO. And now I know for sure I'm going to make kittish. And look at this. I have four bottles of wine. And my one nice new kid right here. Wait a second. I know. I know it's over here cuz I have so many. Now I have to have my kiss. All right. A LITTLE FRONT ROLL, PLEASE. Here comes my Kitt right over here. What's going on? All right. This time I mean business. This is the last time. So, I'm going to say it real loud and everybody help me. I'm gonna go to school. I'm going to go to my friend. And now I go home and I make kitties with a long walk this time. And finally, I have my nice new Kitty. I hope it's over here. I hope cuz I don't know maybe it is anyway. Okay, a little drum roll of a victim. And here it is by night. [Music] You know what? I'm going to have to look for it later. I'll find it. But you know who we have to look for now? We have to look for Uncle M cuz he wants to come back out. So on the count of three, I want everybody to say, "Come out, Uncle Munch." Ready? 1 2 3. Much louder. 1 2 3. And I think I see a mar. [Music] Hello everyone. Let's sing about the best day of the week. It comes every week. Rain or shine. We had it yesterday. It's coming again. Boys and girls, the wonderful day of Shab. We're so happy. We're going to sing and shout out loud. Six days a week. We wait for a child from Washington. We're so proud. So, let's shout together. Let's shout together. [Applause] The world shout together. [Applause] Let's shout together. [Applause] Let's shout together. the world. We're so happy. We're going to sing and shout out loud. Six days a week, we wait for shouting a champ. We're so proud. So, let's clap our hands. Let's clap our hands. Let's clap for hand. Hello to the world. Shout. Let's clap my hand. Hello to the world. [Music] We're so happy. We're going to sing and shout out loud. Six days a week. We wait for a shower with a gift from We're so proud. So, let's shout together. NOW TOGETHER [Music] the world together [Music] the world [Music] boys and girls can use a Shabbat. [Music] Thank you man. Boys and girls, let's give a big clap for the mix on the drums living across the street. Boys and girls, a wonderful musician been around with me around the world. A big thank to Mr. Leo right across the street. And on on the keyboards, another wonderful musician, also from Queens. That's right. Today's Queen's Day. That's right. Boys and girls, a wonderful musician. Good friend is of ours, boys and girls. Mr. C. Raider. Well, boys and girls, the midst of meta, we've been around the world singing to Jewish boys and girls wherever we go. And I made a friend. Well, actually, he's a penguin. He's actually a penguin. He's tall and um he's black and white. And I know he's somewhere around here. I don't know where he is. I've been looking for him. So, if you find my friend the penguin, just shout out. There he is. Where? You see him already? Hey, he's a penguin. Where? Where did you see him? Where? Where did you see? Where? Over there. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. No. No. He's not over there. No. No. Where? Where is my friend? The penguin. Where? Where? Over there. No. Where? Over here. Let me take a look. Let me take a look just to be sure. Where? I don't see. No. No. I Wait. Where my friend? Did you see my friend the penguin? Where? Over there. Where is he? Where's my friend? Over there. [Music] Where are you pointing? I don't see. Where are you pointing? Over there. over here. No. No. I don't see him. No. No. He's not over there. Do you see my friend? Where's my friend? Where's my friend? The penguin. Two of them. I made up my chest. Who know? I still dance. Boys and girls, they taught you the Sims to dance. Let's learn the Sims to dance. Let's all stand up, please. Nicely. Let's stand up wherever you are. Let's stand up, please. And let's jump up and down. Can you jump up and down? Jump up and down. Now, let's hop on one foot. Hop on one foot. Let's hop. And now, let's all spin around. Spin around one way. Spin around the other way. And everywhere that he would go, he'd teach it to his friends. Oh, do the Santa dance. Do the Santa dance. Jumping up. Do the sa dance. Do the Santa dance. Do the Santa dance. Jumping up. Jump up and down and jumping up and down. Jumping up and down. Jumping jumping. Never bumping. Jumping up and down. Jumping up and down. Jumping up and down. Jumping, jumping, never jumping. Jumping up and down. Do the simple dance. Do the dance. Jumping, hopping, never stop. Do the simple dance. Do the simple dance. Do the simple dance. Jumping. Hopping. Never stop. Hop on foot. Hopping on foot. Hopping on foot. Hopping. Hopping. Never falling. Hopping out. Hopping on foot. Hopping for hopping hopping every hopping hour. Do the silver dance. Do the dance. Jumping hopping. Do the silver dance. Do the silver dance. Do the silver dance. Jumping hump. Let's all spin around. Spin me and spin me around and always spin me around and around. Spin me around and round. Spin me around and round. spinning always spinning round and round. Do the dance. Do the dance. Jumping up. Do the silver dance. Do the silver dance. Do the dance. Jumping up. Do the silver dance. Do the dance. Do the silver dance. Jumping up. Do the silver dance. Do the silver dance. Do the dance. jumping hopping. There was something the silver dance. The silver dance. Boys and girls, let's give a big hand for my friends, the penguins. [Music] Thank you, penguin. Thank you, my friends. Well, boys and girls, we put together a medley of three songs that talks about some very special mitzvah. If you know these mitzvah that we're going to sing along, well, please join along. [Music] Ah, this first mitzvah is yummy in my tummy. We're going to sing about a very special type of food. A type of food that we all eat. Boys and girls, what type of food do we all eat? I can't hear you. It's called kosher food. [Music] Now all around the town in closure all day long and we will never ever meet together. So join us and sing the song la town all around the town. It's closure all day long and we will never never ever together. So join us and sing the posture song. Let's clap our hands up town down town all around the town. It's kosher all day long and we will never ever ever be together. So join me and sing the kosher song. Ah the next is a mitzvah of learning Torah. We learn Torah every day. Boys and girls along with a Torah song. Cora to Corot. [Music] You are Russia. He lost your home. Marco Russo [Music] now. There are two Jewish names. The first Jewish name is Moshe. Please say after me, Moshe. [Music] Moshe. And the second Jewish name is please say after me. Yo. Yo. Now this song when we sing the Torah song. And when we come to these two Jewish names, Moshe and Yo, they shout the name very loudly. And we are right up to the sky. Get your arms ready, boys and girls. Get set. And here we go. [Applause] [Music] Rock poly ly [Music] shall he lost? [Applause] Russia can Har [Music] boys and Girls, you know where Hashem is. Where is Hashem? [Music] Where is Hashem? [Music] Boys and girls, let's sing this song together. And beware [Music] everywhere where he can be But boys and girls, it's time for uncle exercises. It's a misfort exercise. Boys and girls, pick up our pointers, please. Our pointers. And let's all point up, up, down, down, right, left. Let's point all around here. Point to yourself there. Point to your neighbor and everywhere. Boys and girls, we're going to point to all the places where Hashem is. Now I see a pointer. And here we go. Hashem is here. There is everywhere. Up, up, down, down, RIGHT, LEFT. ALL AROUND HERE. THERE. Everywhere that's where we can be found again. Up, up, down, down, right, left. All around here, there. Everywhere that's where we can be found. Up, up, down, down, right, left. All around here, there. Everywhere that we can be found. Up, up, down, down, right, left. All around here, there. everywhere and where he can be found. [Music] Boys and girls, give yours a big big clap. All the [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Wow. [Music] These are the queen's guards. We were recently in London and I brought back some guards. These are the guards of the Queen of England. And these are special guards. You see, these guards are not supposed to move. They're supposed to watch the queen wherever she goes. They're not supposed to move. [Music] No, they're not supposed to move. No, let me take a look. No, let me take a look. No, he's not moving. They're not supposed to move. That's right. They're supposed to stand still. Stand still. Somebody's moving. Wait, somebody's They can't Let me take a look. No, no, he's not moving. He's not moving. That's right. They're supposed to stand very, very still. Somebody's moving. No, they're moving. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. Just a moment. Let me take a look. No. No. He's not moving. He's He's moving. It can't be because they're supposed to stand still. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. No. No, he's not moving. No. No. They're not supposed to move. That's right. They're not supposed to move. That's You saw the move. I didn't see the move. You saw the move. No, I don't see the move. They didn't move. Let me take a look. Let me take No, no, he's not moving. No, he's not moving. Wow. Boys and girls, these guards are very, very special. And they all are walking to protect the queen. And when we walk, we walk with our friends. And when we walk with our friends, we walk in the way of Hashem. Boys and girls, this next is a song of a habas. Please join along with me. Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not be. Just walk beside me and be my friend. And together we will walk in the way of Hashem. Boys and girls, if you're sitting next to your parents, put one arm around your parents and thank them for everything they do for us every single day. And let's sway first from one side and the other side. Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not leave. Just walk beside me and be my friend and together we will walk in the way of my share. Let's put our hands down and let's clap our hands first on one side and the other side. Can we do this? Sure we can. And we'll sing the song once again. The ha [Music] said the dog said the Oh, we all [Music] boys and girls, let's have a big clap for the Queen Stars. [Music] Well, there go the queens. Thank you, boys and girls. What a wonderful afternoon we spent together. Thank you so much for coming out and supporting this wonderful organization. the organization. It's called Hazah [Music] building a stronger future. That's right. Boys and girls, there's one more thing to do is to clap our hands. Let's all clap our hands. [Music] Now, this time, let's clap our hands above our heads. [Music] Now it's time to say sh [Music] you know me back again along with mother [Music] she going home. You know me back there teaching the mira [Music] we will go [Music] lion. Here I am. Jerusalem [Music] shall. [Music] Boys and girls, let's welcome back to the stage on your electric guitar. Here [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] are shall I [Music] shall Let's welcome back to the stage once again on the saxophone. Fortify the mira. [Music] Shall I shall [Music] boys? Thank you once again for coming out to a wonderful line. It was an honor to be here with you boys and girls. Thank you so very very much. We hope to see you next year in a city of [Music] All right, boys and girls. Queen. [Music] Thank you for coming. Uncle CDs and DVDs. It's the brand new mission CD. You can get it downstairs. Plus $12. $18 for any DVD. In about 3 minutes, we'll have a minion for Mina in the back on the right over there on my right. In the back over there in the corner, in about 3 minutes, we hope to have a minion from Min here in the show. Thank you very much for coming. Oh, heat. [Music] Uh-oh. You're in deep trouble now.