Yossi Berktin: Rejected Uncle Moishe Songs

You know, life as Uncle Moishe has its fun but I only get to sing songs for children and I always wished I could sing songs for adults too telling them how life is going to be and giving them the same hope I give those Jewish children one of the most famous songs of Uncle Moishe is the pizza song oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy I used to love that song but now unfortunately it has a different meaning to me completely it goes like this pizza was delicious, my favourite food around after I ate lunch, my stomach made a sound so now I eat salads, that is my wife's suggestion because eating pizza, gives me indigestion oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy vey there was one for you guys, there you go I thought also how driving in Toronto and Montreal is pretty tough as an adult and I feel it for you guys uptown downtown all around the town there's traffic all day long and we can never never never get anywhere ever a five minute drive is now an hour long lalalalalalalala all the animals that I eat are made of p protein powder or here's one for you boys and girls now this is a rhyming song a little bit of an interactive song you're going to have to help me with the rhyme it goes like this willaby wallaby woney I wish I had a lot more MONEY willaby wallaby wishin' cuz I have to pay my kids'... TUITION willaby wallaby widdush I had to sponsor the... KIDDUSH willaby wallaby woolery and buy my wife some... JEWELRY willaby wallaby waxes I have to pay three years back TAXES willaby wallaby wisrael I think we'll run away and live in... ISRAEL