Yoni Chanowitz: Oholei Torah kids

Then if I have kids, I'm like Ok, we're gonna keep this going, as long as my kids don't end up being Oholei Torahniks I'll be able to do it and then I applied to Lubavitch Yeshiva and they give me a denial letter I'm like, ok, what are you gonna do? and then the next year they give me an early denial letter who gives an early denial letter? like if you go into the bank and say, I'd like to open an - sorry sir, you can't make an account in our bank why? because we saw you coming and you have an early denial letter you're not getting an account in this bank what? But I didn't even say or do - No. We know everything about you You get an early denial letter, so you put your kids in Oholei Torah and I figured, it'll be good. So my oldest two, thank G-d they're docile kids, they figured it out they go to bed like yekkes and they're very... But my youngest two figured out how to be manipulative and just like... they jump on me and stuff it's a good alarm clock but it's not good when you want to put them to bed or you want them to eat food it's like, it's time to eat your beans. No. But if not, you're gonna go to bed hungry. I'm going to bed hungry! Tatty ken mir kishen tuchis! and he's like a three year old and you're like, what do you... you don't wanna laugh man, you got me! I let my kids watch videos and stuff some Disney and some Sesame Street I grew up on the street, I figured that you knew my kids get some of that too they watch Disney things nowadays I have them watching it but while some kids are watching, my youngest one we're trying to get him toilet trained and he khopped, I don't know how this kid khopped he khopped that trying to get him toilet trained means that he has more responsibility and by having more responsibility by being toilet trained he can't be the youngest kid anymore and he can't pull schtick, so I'm not getting toilet trained. And there's all these... He found some way to go and hide the diaper like go into the closet to poop and I'm like, OH MY G-D WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MEIR? and he's like in there poop all over the place, we're going crazy and I tried to bribe him something, trying to find to help and I'm just getting mad over it. I want to yell and scream at him. My G-d, this kid, I can't believe you're doing that! and then I see he's walking around no pants, no diaper and he's going "der rebbe is gezunt, der rebbe is gezunt" www.frumprov.com