Yankele: Shalom Bayis tips

What's your number one? If your wife screams, lock her outside. No, that's not a good idea. OK When you fold your Tallis after Havdalah I know. That's a big Segulah for Shalom Bayis. Correct. You should hold on tight to the Tzitzis so you can use them as a weapon. No no. That's not a good idea. For your wife's birthday, buy her a set of leather bound Shas. Why would you buy your wife a set of leather bound Shas for her birthday? Because she likes a guy who can learn. OK that's not funny. Shower once a week so she appreciates it. OK, you've got one more and that's it. OK. This better be a good one. Go for it. Daven very long so by the time you come home your wife made Kiddush and she's Shikkur, so she doesn't speak with you. [email protected]