Sol Auerbach: working with dead people

I am actually driving a car tomorrow for the first time in a while I am not much of a driver. I am not the safest driver. If this is my last show, you'll know why but one thing I'm not worried about is gas because I've got enough of that from all the cholent I eat I want to tell you a little bit about me I work in funeral homes with dead bodies that's actually true, it's not a joke and I get the craziest questions all the time people always ask me, aren't you scared to work with dead people? Yeah, I'm scared to work with someone who can't do anything to me I'm not scared to work with dead people I'm scared to work with living people living people can rob me, shoot me force me to sing Yechi Adoneinu dead people can't do anything like that you never heard a story in the news, saying dead body shoots up a mall and we have a guy who's paid to pray for the body he's called a Shomer you know what that is, right? he's paid to pray for the body and he does pray for more people to die.