Rabbi Yisroel Bernath: Pesach in Syria

I come across this one and I wish I was kidding. Passover in Syria I'm like, that's it? that's the best you can do? Yes. Real adventure. Experience the Exodus from Egypt by trying to flee the country. Entertainment: Yeshiva Boys Choir only ten will make it home. Visit Saddam Hussein's palace but there's nothing left for you to take. Visit the graves of Mordechai and Esther No, not the ones from Purim. The two Zman reporters who were captured last week. Watch a real live reenactment of Yehudis and Holofernes performed by the ISIS Boys Choir. How about this one? They have very inspiring speakers. Rebbetzin Twersky, or someone else. We're not sure, since we haven't seen under the burqa. Special designed rope course for Zionists. And then at the bottom, in big letters, it says it's gonna be the bomb. My favorite part, in little letters right at the bottom it says airfare sponsored by Neturei Karta. That was Gevaldik. www.frumprov.com