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Eitan Kalmowitz: Mivtzoim on Russians

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but speaking of the time or the other word any you guys ever do in Manhattan yeah it sounds very glamorous doing them say Manhattan these big skyscrapers you know until you discover that they're at least 72 MIT's joining routes in every single building and now you think it'll be very simple that there'd be one room per floor two floors but no I mean these routes by now have been inherited from people's great grandparents and there is no rhyme or reason to them whatsoever and at this point releases with time roots are so gerrymandered that they would confound even the most enterprising of state legislatures I actually have a friend one for Lauren his entire room was cut right in half his right half was on one route and so my friend and his Carissa would come and put toulon on the guy but then they have to wait for other Buckham to comfort the sakes mom so personally I never really liked Manhattan Victorian ice to fancy also you have to have a frontier to say which means you have to have to learn Plato I always did not even rushed in buildings and they got me doing simonryser maybe you guys can answer this question this is a question that has been perplexing me ever since I first walked into a Russian building when I was 14 years old be ready okay how is it that Russians who are the most mistrusting paranoid people on all planners also walk around the house stark naked all the time it makes no sense like you haven't done them starting with Russians until you've knocked on a guy's door I had a man sir one minute let me get dressed and then have them come to the door 90 seconds later open up all six locks and then open the door wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities like the KGB streaming on cameras right talk about nothing to hide you know it's not like these men are in peak physical condition let me tell you I assume some revolting zingers putting fillin on these 95% naked men all that I'm comfortable saying here if you know when you were like a little bar mitzvah buffer and I'm simplicity off some irresponsible do who try to get you to drink vodka and you would say something like it'll put hair on your chest on your century there's no line there if only we all had as much confidence in our Vedas s/m as these nine-year-old Russians have in their bodies in our aims of Alexa and hacked webcams