Cholentface: Rabbi Hershcovich's Hoshaana Rabbah speech

[Laughter] welcome to the Jason and Linda him o5 suka sponsored by the clown would killed my mother-in-law a new film directed by Jason Hammel fired and by my sugar daddy a new song just released by the new apartment more sponsorships available you know it's that I find it amazing that the hit Carla pockets over and over lease we celebrate say we commemorate Succoth commemorates 40 years and living in a hot dry desert by sitting 8 days in the freezing rain you know hey it's been raining since 15 minutes before it still gets started just when I started putting up my Succot then get it said couldn't get it finished upon millions of today's fasting but my name is assuming brought that water is a sin and brother and Petra dr. brothers with the nine provinces my daughter brother has pneumonia from the rain it's amazing she insisted on staying in the sukkah every single meal I'm so proud of her she even wanted she wanted to sleep inside the so good but I said okay we're not extremists my son is is the opposite yes he said patty patty why don't we celebrate Halloween I said men will choose don't believe in ghosts cos of shoveling La Bella though this poor Ileana you may have noticed that the sukkah is is on the back of a flatbed truck that's because half our property was confiscated following the last kind of is arson incident giant public manera fell over after everyone surprised Larry it's a my singing happy birthday just as he was lighting the eighth candle anyway have to have the city but now in flames but today you know in the sadly and the hair that was uninsured but the flatbed truck that we are in today was sponsored by Larry its give it some remember come by in his well and that is why I think that today is an appropriate time for you to remember why I invited our local notary patema bin Laden sitting on the back you will change it you know having a flatbed truck also gives you an opportunity to go travel around the city and shake lulav with so many people but you know if not for those if not for the tragic incident when the road behind us in the chaos has been able to someone George you know conflictual better get me occupy lady how are you I hear you're in the hospital still is it that from the eating incident every Sunday don't worry I I spoke to a urologist it grows back listen this combined with your favorite chicken soup yeah it was another part that anything that was actually standing in too soon okay listen we need five million paralysis okay what if I spend the four men over to carry the stretcher you know I would cut myself but I have a toothache and hello I can't like today I'd like to share with you at data a Bible word this time I'm gonna I'm gonna translate everything in English because by my doula sermon you know apparently some people didn't know that the word die is even far enough still paying that court-appointed psychiatrist so on the festival of the Pentecost we gather the forest species featuring the palm frond the willow branch and the cannabis and these four species represent four different kinds of jews thus it ring which has beautiful smell and a taste represents Jews who have Commandments in the Bible and the willow is the opposite the palm frond represents the Jews who have money we have a lot of Bible the cannabis represents the Jews who have a lot of Commandments today you know the cannabis doesn't have it doesn't have a piece that once tried it rings and brought me a little more of the joy of the holiday and you know as someone one of them someone I'm not going to mention their name but someone in the community I'm not going to mention their name because they're there a little bit of a nudge to be honest someone doesn't call me a hypocrite it's that very round my Hershkowitz how could you say that the willow the willow it's represents the true without five elements this but your how you get that saw I saw in the rule of I saw you hiding it behind all the cannabis are you trying to hide the Jews without find out which this I said changing that your life the reason why I put I used so much cannabis the reason why you so much kindness is it unifies the whole niche thing it brings joy to it makes it very high holidays beautiful and then holds together the the willow branches which represent the Jews who don't have anything remixes of course we held them all together we love particularly that's why I actually try to get that al abama custom is to have is to have a lot of cannabis here I tried to get 613 420 [Applause] [Music] even the low branch the Jews who have little title missus really gather them right with right with the lava flow in case I forgot to mention today's their shiny others you didn't get your willow branches that I think the willow branches we smack it five times on the floor as hard as you can you try to really whack it and then we throw it on the top of our something that I have a couple of extra room or is that there's so good this a good movement why are you talking my sucker you