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Cholentface: Club Sotah
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Cholentface has been trying out Segulos to get through the Coronavirus.
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so you know I put this little
coronavirus situation I like I think all
of us would be looking for school eyes
find ways to you know to really to
really get through it and and in a kind
of paper here Montreal there's always I
know this people are always writing that
they found it you sure they knit they
let a camel from a menachem mendel
moving on for 40 days and so I tried
that I lit a candle or you know and
self-quarantine that little room enough
for what felt like 40 days and I saved a
fortune on my electric bill that's
mainly because the the house burned down
in in retrospect I probably shouldn't
about roman candles hmm
so you know I also I got called a
mcconnell Shabbos and I got thrown out
of the community but which is good
because I'm the only one in 40 miles
doesn't only from Jew doesn't have
coronavirus so all at all and to make a
long story short yeah you sure it works
all right if you want to try it at home
now
Pesach may stops coming this okra virus
everyone is I you know it feels like my
chef is coming it really does everyone
you know like all this era of freedom
and the world is just becoming screwer
and firmer and firmer people are keeping
streaming Agia or more serious people
aren't working on Shabbos pretty much
the listen we do but the banks are no
longer charging Griffis and Rabbi side
this is amazing I mean take it even
further the world is becoming you kebab
we all have our kids at home online
school our wives are cooking dinner and
now if you thought that wasn't it you
take it the next step the world is
taking on kebab homeless okay hear me
out this is amazing
everyone is peeling all their vegetables
eating with their heads covered and
bagged is their piece a homeless of cod
my my neighbor is started cooking with
chicken schmaltz
everyone know is that just my name
that's probably just my neighbor that
joke is that whole series is courtesy of
Andy scented but I'm very excited like
mostly Baba Jers I'm very excited about
who she asked as I can't wait to CSI to
explode
for for those who don't know Shi is
someone who it's a a married woman who
is suspected of committing adultery we
learn about this in Messiah and morrow
which is also called as what what to
expect when you're suspecting and she
goes to a Cayenne she didn't she she
goes to the base of mikdash where a clan
sees her probably a very ugly client to
be honest and he if she actually
committed the sin the Avera and he gives
her a special secret potion that she
drinks and if she's the one who did it
kaboom and it got me thinking like we're
gonna make a really good series season
ending for a soap opera you know
everyone gathers together you know the
truth is if I was like in charge of the
whole like I would make it into it
fun and games like everyone could come
watch out charge people the money only a
fundraiser for all the husbands and
everyone could come watch this like to
watch the suspected stages drink and
then it's like the fourth of July
think about it I did some research and I
discovered the actual ingredients to
this magic potion for those who want to
know it's diet coke and mentos
let's change this to gallery view ah
there we go
um it's daya thank you thank you