Chaim Samuels: Different ways to get fired

I've been fired so many times I've come to realize there are different ways to get fired. Yes, it's depressing. Yeah. It's not where you want to be in life I worked at this pizza shop and after about a week of working there, I came in and the guy's like, don't worry about Mondays anymore come in Tuesday to Friday I was like, alright, that's weird, but I'll take it then the next week I came in he's like, don't worry about Tuesdays anymore. Come in Wednesday to Friday This guy's firing me in slow motion by the end of the month I had like a minute and a half left I didn't even know I was fired until the next week, I'm in the shower like Did I just get fired? Why didn't anyone tell me? I worked at a school I know, it looks like I'm in school right now but I worked at a school and you guys probably are going to say no to this question but have you ever known you were going to get fired but you ended up getting fired for a different reason than you thought you'd get fired for? you're like, no, we're responsible adults, we have credit I worked for like two months, actually it was at a Lubavitcher Yeshiva whatever, you know I wasn;t a good employee, I mean you can tell, right? the principal invites me over and he goes, listen we're going to have to let you go I'm like, I get it. It's about time He's like, listen, we just don't think you're a good influence I'm like, influence??? I never show up!! Fire people for the right reason, guys! Get on it! I sold toilets there's no joke there, I just sold toilets that's a weird job, you can't sell that over the phone there's no way to start that conversation hey, wanna buy a toilet? yeah, my boss didn't like any of my ideas either I thought we should sell used toilets let's get the production down I got fired from that job though no, I didn't get fired. He just stopped paying me he said, you could still come in @FrumProv www.FrumProv.com