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Rabbi Aharon Yosef Shteigman Sgan Menahel delivers a Shiur directly from his quarantine with his family and bunch of lost Bochurim.
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um I want to say a few pointers
might have butter bad boys I if you will
if you will give your attention to me
for a few minutes
I know the buckram we're waiting for
y'all see and Yankee please sit down
look rabbi say look I'm not here I'm not
here just to make to make fun or to make
a rash but their place I if you're not
gonna listen then what's the point of
all this you're by side what's the point
anyways I boys I a sippy cup is the way
to go rabbi site anyways first of all
I'd like to thank my interest hilemon
himself like Miss Korbut that fully
available at Sur for allowing me this
moment I fell apart just now you know
why you know why it says you know why a
from a from woman should should um how
do you say it stay young it says it's
just how I am sir relative meaning back
rub both packs believe Bow Wow
very important um I have a few anyways
some of you have been wondering probably
why I have a cypher here I have a cypher
in the background
I've been practicing because after
running some numbers it turns out you
might be mushiya
I'm confirmed but I might be Messiah I
did that I did the kamacho if you see
here
Irene yet scholar Menasha gets hug but
notice if you look it's 1097
mushiya bend of it the race and the
tough is silent
ball ball with an eye in make sure the
buzz with an eye in not an Aleph is 1096
and we all know agamotto could be one
off sign so I might be mushiya there's a
chance yeah there's a chance no no I'm
practicing and I might be coming soon so
anyway anyways Wednesday I say Wednesday
or as my son calls it hump day I don't
know what it has to do with a camel but
who knows
Randall Randall tell the IRS on that
home
okay sign sign I I can't I can't do I
can't do what I got it someone just sent
me a funny Mimi I have to look at about
the coronavirus and I've been calling it
covered pay because it stops in pay and
I'm not virus the guy - years of 2,000
whatever you up 19 I'm Matty I don't
count
I don't count we find ourselves she
didn't let them know my pronouns before
I started it's ready ready if you're
gonna talk to me if you're gonna talk to
me right by side you're gonna say does
Rebbe want the drink does Rebbe want the
seat but ready like to go to the movies
that's how you talk to me not you him he
doesn't ask does the past mister but
anyways I was watching love is blind
with my wife on Netflix the island
should know I don't I don't endorse love
is blind for shipbuilding purposes but
I'm Amish had an EIN foul when I was
watching it what if we made learn is
blind in my look in my in my Shiva
Haru cysts are always a tough thing you
know the buckram are always having
problems in trouble finding peering up
so I want to do a blind learning things
they sit behind the issue look I don't
want the Balkan to get caught up in the
looks you know welcome always oh he's
fat I don't want to learn with him I
play say none of this cut it out okay
none of this crest I'm not into this
bull crest okay cut it out just you know
so so learn is blind to bokram sit
opposite each other with some as I'm a
pizza and they're like they're like
they're like oh yeah uncle um you
finished bava kamma and knackles gonna
be like of course I finished Bubba Karma
and Raboy site it's a match made in
heaven you shouldn't have to look at
each other anyways I just want to
address the current massive in the veldt
declaring massive the corona the private
pay the tough shinpei as i as i warned
you before um i know why it is I have
three buckle in my shear and I telling
you I warned them I warned them and I
warned them if you don't give me your
smartphone something bad is gonna happen
and my buddy said you know what happened
Who am I to point fingers Who am I
but it's pretty clear it's pretty clear
I didn't have to say much I didn't have
to do much the a pastor runs the belt
and three-bathroom didn't get a filter
and they didn't give him their phones I
look and I'm looking around I'm looking
around and some of you some of you
aren't wearing a hat which is possibly
another another I mean I wouldn't Who am
I to say anything what I just want to
let them know that I've been vomiting
for everybody which is very important
you know and I just want to wish
everyone to stay healthy stay in
quarantine which I've been doing bar
hashem i finished a few missa yes you
know what I'm saying the learning style
and look here I am so just stay healthy
by side keeps tagging I'm here for you
I'm here and push it here to answer your
showers I'm here to take you for a bite
as I talk didn't I want you to open up
to me I want you to like you could be
I'm one of the guys and what look look I
will I play basketball one day I was
good at sports ball I had a wicked
outside three-pointer I will shoot it
from mama / it's I'm saying I was
like way out there and I would nail it
mama SH on every every part I was there
I was like I was close to dunking I once
hit the net I leaped I leapt up hit the
net I could have been in the NBA I was
in college hoops I was in college hoops
you don't know I was and then I hurt my
ankle and then I met some guy who said
that I could become from and learn tire
iron become a man I how look I I don't
want to say if I would have made the NBA
cause practice I would have but I mean
you haven't seen my outside shot anyways
nobody sigh um I think I am I think I've
uh I pushed it have a zoom meeting later
today I have a zoom meeting with my
business partners I have some real
estate deals on the side I mean I don't
tell the boss for him but I am involved
in some some I'm gonna zap him as they
say I'm making money my place say I'm
making money the stock market is scaring
me but I invested some money in Spirit
Airlines and I heard they're not
cancelling flights and not giving
refunds
my boys anyways your place I wish you
all that they should all be - sighs I
can see that mr. ghoulash a layman here
of you may know and we move in here of
you knew I had one more my sufficient
I'm just kidding okay everybody say
that's it for me okay