“Fasten Your Seatbelts” - Imponderables on Parshas Ki Seitzei

okay now your favorite time of the week last week we mentioned that in Panama they had a lot of complaints if we don't start off this year that it's your favorite time of the week so we want to make sure that the East Israel some questions on the Parsha that are very difficult to answer and anyone who gets the right answer will get um a special Madonna okay here are some of the questions on the Parsha so we have the Epic we have the uh passage and the story of your friends Ox who's lost right before that is a story about someone who is me so we hang him on a tree what is the guy who's hanging on the tree can't be left hanging overnight have to do with the ox that goes lost and you have to return it to the owner now what does one thing have to do with the other or right after it says if you see your your friend's Ox Laden and he needs help excuse me if you see your friend who needs help loading up his ox after that it says a man should not wear the Garment of a woman and vice versa you know what does one thing have to do with the other next question you ready for this um the posix says you have a woman she's a Nara hamurasa and she was mazana and they take her out to the the entrance of her father's house and all the residents of the city Stone her so Rashi asks no they don't Stone her they don't Stone her you know whose Stones her um the best in what does it mean they're watching yeah you remember that it says the people of the city Stone her says Rashi no it means in their presence so I have one simple question if it meant in their presence why would the Torah say that they they stoned her why would the Toyota ride they Stone her if they don't Stone her I mean if you didn't have Rashi you would read the plastic wrong so why does it write it that way why does the toy write they're not doing it they're just watching it must be that the president is like acting as their agents perhaps and it's considered like they did it but I'm not sure Rashi doesn't say that hazal don't say that okay next you ready for this we have a man he sort of coerced a woman the thing is she went along with it she was happy about it so she was in our murasa we got to kill both of them can I ask you a question the terrorist says we kill him because he violated her and we kill her because she didn't scream out who did the worst crime do you think he did the I mean he did it he forced her she just went along with it I don't understand why does the turtle say you're gonna kill both of them and um hanaro aldevarsha Lloyd soccer the girl you kill her because she didn't scream out and the man for coercing her why do we talk about what she did first I mean sure isn't he the more guilty party over here it didn't I mean what she what did she do wrong oh she didn't scream yeah but he did the ACT why are we nailing her first why do we first [Applause] sayaka I mean that's like the secondary crime over here fine now this is mamisha palatsuma so there's a girl she's my russellish and the guy finds her in the city and he violates her she didn't scream out so we kill them then we have a Parsha susuma and then the posix says but if he found her in the field why is there a samachamiro why is it all this it's the same story it's not a fear it's not a city it's the field why does this deserve a new Parsha that now all of a sudden it's a partial susuma okay ready for this one this is a real good one so it says it says foreign cannot come into the community of God what does that mean S I mean we can't let them in the neighborhood no Rashi says it means don't marry a Israelis and I'm only can marry Israelis uh-huh why does Russia have to say that he just said in pasta because so on the possible she already said it means she can't marry a Jewish woman so why does Rashi have to repeat it in possible means that she can't marry Israelis and why impossible does Rashi not say it means she shouldn't marry he can marry Israelis we have three sukem IAH why does Russia have to say on both of those and why doesn't Rashi say I'm patsuadaka that he can't marry Israelis next this is a good one so a guy marries a new woman don't go out to war and even before the next Pasha susuma it says by the way don't take as a mashka in somebody's Millstone huh here within the because the next uh subject is kidnapping but within the samach you marry a new woman don't go to war also don't take someone else's Millstone I mean what's that got to do with you know in your first year don't go to the don't go to war by the way the balatura was bothered by that he said so it's a rem is that a person's wife could be a mashcoin sometimes a person a person the the Isha the wife could be taken from as a mashcoin but a peep shot what's the connection between Baraka one final question says you get 40 malcus don't muzzle an ox what does that have to do with not get it with um 40 malcus so I said what do you mean don't you know the gemara the gemara says explicitly that the thyroid juxtaposes like saxem sharbatisha from there we learned that you only get malkus for a lab sheesh by maisa yeah but I got that but it's like so I'm sure butisha the only lab she is that there is we you know of all lives by masterside okay so those are some questions on parashas kisetse and now we have one more um important very important sure we're continuing in um