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False Witnesses, Catch 22, King & Alligator, The $10M Kaddish and More
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Incredible Insights on Parashat Shoftim and the Month of Elul - by Rabbi Aharon Pessin #parasha #judaism #torah
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good morning
it's wonderful to be back
although it was malbert but uh
to be back United soil it's a totally
different story
because the Hashem so I'm happy to
Resort had to resume our weekly share
and with Hashem together we should be
able to learn
I wanted to dedicate the shield of our
dear friend Benson Mendoza him and his
family should enjoyment and everything
they do
today we're talking about Marshall's
surf team and Indiana
which we just started
We're not gonna go necessarily according
to the order of the Suki in the Pasha
but we start with the first riddle of
the day for two points
if one builds a house and he still
wasn't able to live in it
he goes back and he can't fight
can it be that a person has a house
for 20 years he's been living in it for
20 years and yet it is considered that
it doesn't have a house and therefore he
comes back and he cannot fight
very strange he has a house he lives
there with no in your name of vows or
anything no no if everybody feels okay
and yet it is considered
as the Toya says and therefore he cannot
fight and he goes back from the war I'm
sorry that's a different category
who is the person who was afraid
he's afraid of the sins that he has
because he spoke between Phil and Sharia
for 20 years he loves it beautiful house
beautiful you're invited for lunch if
you want no she puts him
rashi's languages
he didn't live in it because it's in the
Indian that's the language of Russia but
he has been living there for the last 20
years and yet
can it be a tremendous
a person who has a house not 20 years 50
years but he didn't affix a mezuzah on
the doorpost it is considered it's a
dog's house it's not a Jewish house the
Jewish I was supposed to have a mezuzah
he doesn't have Azusa it's considered
that is still didn't inaugurated and
we're afraid if he will die somebody
else will come to the house and he will
be sorry to put the mezuzah therefore
this guy doesn't go to work tremendous
conditions
maybe because they want you to get out
of they're giving you 30 days to pack up
your suitcases and come here you Resort
had to do that I know you're right
they're giving you 30 days to pack a bag
to get the ticket to get out of there
fast
the person
had to come back here
yes
but there they give you a little time
not not the owner the renter it's the
obligation of the person who dwells in
the house
and the new house that he owns and is
going to dwell in it yes but if he is
renting it out it's the Mitzvah of the
person who is renting to a fix the
mezuzah the person says
trespassing no trespassing
can it be
that a person has a house he never left
his house he never expanded his house he
didn't go into his friend's domain he
didn't go into his field
you're not worse a person doesn't even
have a house and yet it's considered
that a transgressed trespassing
he didn't cross the border over to his
friend's place not to his field not to
his house he doesn't even have a house
he's homeless
can it be a homeless person that
transgresses no trespassing and he lives
on the subway
can it be
unbelievable
found in the sifri
Ed
have to come back and say
no trespassing when the third already
said
that's the same thing if you're going to
somebody else's property in essence
you're stealing from him so why do you
have to go with a new command and says
no trespassing
listen to a language of the sifri
Ed
if you quote Oh I heard this Yeshua but
you really heard it or the reverse
a person who says no no that's Taro or
the river she says on something which is
though that is stomach
he transgresses
no trespassing no trespassing is not
only in properties as even in the words
of someone they say about something
which is tall in fact it's somewhere to
say about the words of Liberty
in the reverse that is
foreign
[Music]
can it be
yesterday was the shadow right
Thursday
two people come to based in
and they testify that they saw the new
moon
we check all the necessary
questions and the base Dean says
fantastic three minutes later
two kids run to base there they say wait
a second
these two guys that testify that
yesterday they saw the noon yesterday
they were with us the whole time in a
dungeon there were no windows impossible
that they saw the new moon
so these two guys are by Mitzvah and we
listen to them so what do we call the
first set of idiom
and we disqualified
right we kick it out
the first Innovative that turns out they
were Liars because they said they saw
the numeral but it's impossible because
they're under the ground they were in
the basement the whole day
there's only one problem these two kids
who came and told us that they were with
the other set of witnesses today is
now
if in fact we listen to them and we say
oh the first Stadium aradium
disqualified idiom so it comes out it's
not a new month it's still the month of
if it's still the end of the month of
afternoon how old are they 12 years old
and 11 months and they're in in three
weeks and six days
so we can't qualify the radius and if
that's the case the first word of 18 are
not Adams and if that's the case now is
the testimony is disqualified and that's
the case comes back now
and if that's the case
so the first testimony was great and
then the first testimony was great so
now and if this is called the catch 22.
in Hebrew it's called
there is no way to get out of it
is there any way that we can figure out
to somehow get out of this
it's either wrong
once um
once the first thing happens that's it
that's because
no they're not in the first thing
whether they're not because it's not uh
so we established a new month it's
right
the first eleven came and they said we
saw the new moon we said okay
when the second set of idiom come the
kids and we'll accept their testimony
because we accepted the first one so now
we kick out the first testimony we say
it's never happened so it's still we
don't have kosher Witnesses the
testified of the new moon
so you have a problem
who's the first one the kids
say
that they were within the tension
therefore it's
it's not barbitural so we cannot accept
their testimony
but we come after the first Witnesses
testified and we accepted it and we
established a new month so now
so they welcome to Bayside as soon as
they start opening their mouth and
they're throwing the first set of
witness testimonies out now it reverts
back to being called
and if that's the case
but if they turned out to be Adams it's
not so kosher
catch 22. is there a way out
that gives us a way out is
there is a unique aspect to the
testimony about
normally when we get Adam
withdraw the whole testimony out and we
uproot what happened before but not so
when it comes
and the rambam says
when you have Adam that's the language
of the rambam
we already established
it remains
I'm sorry I gave you the wrong address
the day
but let's see if we can save the day on
this one
another catch 22.
there is a guy that we have a kazaka we
know he's a guy his name is Muhammad
Abdullah Mustafa whatever you wanted to
call and he's our neighbor we know him
to be a boy for many generations
two
Witnesses Jewish people come into the
Basin and they testify this guy is
actually a Jew
great so now we are prudence kazaka and
we call him Aid
the only problem is one of the idiom
says and by the way
is my brother
now what happens
if he in fact is his brother so this guy
who said you know he's a Jew he's
disqualified can't testify about your
brother
so if you just disqualified so we'll say
this going goes back to being a
right because you don't have to kosher
Witnesses and if you have he's a god
which means he's not his brother so we
made a weekend except the testimony of
these two guys
but if he's a Jew so now he's his
brother and if he's his brother so we
can't accept the testimony
so what's going to be is it's going to
continue and there is no way out
unless one here will provide us a way
out
any way to get out of this
I'm sorry
DNA
not so partial that DNA works in this
case it could be that there's a way out
according to the opinion that
we are able sometimes to cut off part of
the testimony to accept it and not to
accept a certain other part when a
person testifies about himself that he
has a Russia and he did something with
someone else or he testifies about
someone else that did something to him
and it makes him a Russia so sometimes
According to some opinions we'll accept
the testimony about someone else and we
won't accept this testimony about
himself if that's the case we will be
able to get out of this one so even
though we just said now the brothers
obviously are disqualified
will we accept their testimony we'll say
excuse me with all due respect out
can it be that two brothers will be
kosher
we all agree we have to kick him out of
Base Dean
but can it be that their two brothers
that we will accept their testimony
Mary's Dean
May's Dean you cannot testify with your
brother right moisha no one are out
but there are brothers that can testify
convert
since we're learning
from many other places
even though biologically their brothers
and if they're not we can accept their
testimony that's what the rambam says
since we're talking about testimony
and a woman testify
can a woman give adus investing
can a woman give adus and based in no
why not what do you have against women
I know she's qualified she's
disqualified but why
it's good thing your wife is not uh is
a tremendous Swedish
after the sin
kava khaba was cursed with 10 different
things
one of the things from now on you will
be disqualified to give adus why because
the first time that we have a woman who
gave over information she didn't do it
in an accurate way she said to the nah
who said you're not allowed to touch is
Jose
not allowed to eat so she wasn't
accurate the first time around when she
gave testimony as if when she gave over
information and therefore from now on
women are disqualified for Ado's
tremendous
in this pasture we talk about King
trivia question who is the king that
ruled for the shortest time
all the kings that we have in Tanakh
many kings
who is the king that rule for the
shortest time
not everybody together
you have three weeks to prepare
for a riddle you didn't know which would
be asked the answer is
King by the name of zimri the person
says
[Applause]
seven days a king
you get something out of it as well
we'll see soon why it's so important to
be a king even for a day
king of the king of Israel at the time
that Assa rules
rules over yes
the king how many wives did he have
a thousand wives
how many kids
a thousand wives will expect
50 000.
how many kids have
one
what's his name
that's the only son mentioned in the
Tanakh one son but two daughters are
also also mentioned and one of them is
bosmat and the other is tafat so we have
three kids which are mentioned in the
tanak I don't know if he had more
because none of them are mentioned but
three are mentioned
another king another question a king
what is the connection who is a king
there was swallowed by an alligator
was the connection between him who is he
and musaf and Shabbos and the ilanion
people
did you ever hear a stranger question of
the man
what's that
Yoda was a king
when it was about an alligator
by an alligator
because
to a King that was swallowed by an
alligator and we have to go to the base
Joseph
but before we say the base yes if we ask
the question
why and musaf
IR usage what's the connection you
already searched myself
so why do you say
Joseph
I found in chuvasaki in the time of
Club the greater
there was a king in Persia by the name
of use Garden
and he decreed you're not allowed to lay
in I don't want you to say we must say
twice a day
of that generation do they said let's
swallow it as if within the kalusha the
king is not going to pay attention he's
not going to know and therefore we say
and at the end we finish with
an abbreviation abbreviated uh version
why did they decide to do this so glad
you saw all the kids and clarison won't
forget you know there was once upon a
time we used to say every single day
twice
so we have some kind of a commemoration
and then they asked
and an alligator came in the middle of
the day walked from the water into the
Palace of use gather the King of Persia
and swallowed this king that's the base
yes you're saying I found in true
is canceled so we can go back to saying
as we always did if that's the case so
why did they keep
because they decided they don't want
people to forget this unbelievable
miracle that happened
but since there is already
so we decided to establish it in musaf
and in Ilah where you don't say so
that's the proper place to put this we
will have some kind of uh or the
unbelievable Miracle the rapidly that is
the answer to our question another
question for the day
you have a beautiful safer too yeah
beautiful
written with Allah in the world
can it be
that one is not allowed to read in the
Savior there's no nether he didn't take
any nether he feels great everybody is
healthy and yet you see the most
gorgeous safer in the world
you know let away from it
into all the Duke
um and you're not allowed to read from
it it's open it's it's gorgeous
can it be foreign
belonging to a King
as we know knew the language of all
creatures in creation including
the language of the birds there was a
guy who once came to America and says I
want you to teach me the language of the
birds
refused
and this guy was a professional
professional and he kept harassing the
king every single day teach me the
language of the birds teach me the
language of the birthday said no no no
it's not good for you I don't want you
sir
this guy came back every single day one
day said okay fine sit down
and he taught him the language of the
birds great this guy goes home one day
he's out on the field and he hears two
birds one of them says to the other you
see this guy you see this guy down here
in three weeks all his flock all these
animals are going to die
this guy doesn't know what to do so he
quickly
went and he called the newspaper and he
put some ads in the internet for sale on
my flock brought Hashem in two weeks he
was able to sell everything
a week later all his animals died so
this guy is so happy he was saved him
such a substantial monetary loss he's so
happy a week later he's walking in the
field and again he hears two birds see
this guy down here
his house all his Fields everything is
going to be burnt he says wow what am I
doing
you put Billboards all over the main
highways and he put ads all over and
Boca within a week and a half
was able to sell his house his fields
three days later major fire
and destroys his house and all his
fields and this guy is so happy was
saved
three weeks later again he's walking in
the field and he hears two birds one of
them says to the other see this guy in
one week this guy's out of here
and that was really besides himself he
doesn't know what to do so he runs back
to shlomatic he says what do I do
says you see I told you it's not good to
know the future
it's not good to know the language of
other beings that tell you all kinds of
things why
upstairs they had a plan plan A
they're going to kill all your animals
this will definitely awaken you to
duchova it will also atone for your sins
that's what you saw him in this world do
but you thought you're going to outsmart
and you sold all your animals so they
went to plan B
burned down your house in your fields
and everything and that definitely will
awaken the person to do true and its own
work for our sins but again you thought
you're gonna outsmart
so now there's nothing left to do with
you you did not woke up to do chuva your
sins are still here because it was them
to atone for so there's nothing to do
with you we mail it they're going to
take you out of here that's what the
person says
don't look into the future
except anything that comes you aware
that comes your way between
and then you will be with Hashem and
your light will be with Hashem now good
to look into the future except anything
that comes your way
with love knowing it comes from the
hands everybody
there's only twice that we find that we
recommended to do things between us
wholeheartedly
this is the first time says
you should do this with mimos
wide after in these two
because these two things
being modest and accepted things
wholeheartedly is something that
outwardly one can have a great facade
and artificial of course no whatever
Hashem whatever Hashem throws my way is
no problem no problem oh I'm very very
tenure but inside it could be so the
opposite of Tamil so the opposite of
modesty and therefore in these two
things says you should do this
wholeheartedly the outside should be
exactly like the inside the inside
should be exactly like the outside this
is the source for listening to division
don't deviate from whatever they tell
you to the right or to the left
so we have tired business in the Toyota
we have thousands of mitos the rabbana
there is a medicine says
is if the words of are more dear than
the words of the Toya
why is that so the mother says an
example if a person says there is no
such thing as a mitza
because you can't take a message
it's still there but if a person says I
don't want to put four passes in my
feeling I'm gonna put five if four Works
five is even better he is higher that's
what the mother brings as an example but
maybe we can say in a different way
the words of are more dear then the
words of the why
there's a tremendous
if a person transgresses
unintentionally a transgressive
he doesn't need an atonement and it's as
if nothing
according to that we understand what
you're saying
if we believe unintentionally I
transgress something I don't need an
atonement
it's heavy if it's more dear than
deviator because whether it's
intentional or unintentional I'm gonna
need to bring a call but I'm going to
need
so as if and that
aspect as if on that angle have even
division another way how many meters do
we have
we have thousands and thousands of
meters it doesn't end and the Maharaja
says
you actually have two for the price of
one because that said to you listen to
the so that when they commanded you do
something and you do you have two of the
price of one in each which
and you have the midst of built in of
the fact that you listen to David
now if if each Mitzvah is a diamond and
an opportunity to get closer
there are many more diamonds and many
more opportunities
because there are many many more
opportunities
in a different way the beneficial rights
generations and many others
at night you don't read
you can learn but you can read
it's not the time to do it at night
except for Friday night
also it's okay but Sunday Monday Tuesday
Wednesday not the time to do it why it's
limited there are times you can't read
it
There's No Limit day and night no
problem at all and in that respect
more dear because we can learn them
without any limitations maybe in a
different way Marcos have based on wood
base
people are fools says when a great
person comes into the school and
people don't necessarily always jump up
a stand as they should but when the ark
is open everybody stands up says other
people are fools
because in the third year it says about
lashes next week's
it's not 40 really it's only 39. Miami
says foreign
off and now it's only 39.
because they took off one of the lashes
of our back maybe a different ways
what does it means
are the words
that we have from the arabana so there
is
to learn that which you already learned
something which is old is harder than
something new everybody wants to delve
into new areas the new territories to
explore new things that they never
explode before in that respect sorry for
him the new things they are called new
according to the game
more so than this which are called all
because everybody lies new things
and no way
there's a message that says
gaining anyone that takes advice from
The elusive
one will not stumble if he goes and asks
a wise man
there is a big macrocus what happens
we know that if one eats the wrong Foods
eats your food it destroys his DNA
says in Yuma that if somebody eats the
wrong Foods
it destroys his inner being
what if
the base din that's an edin instructed
you to eat something ultimately they
made a mistake the rabbi told you by
mistake to eat something but you listen
to him
so your DNA also going to be destroyed
isn't it serious it doesn't make a
difference once you touch the fire you
get burned doesn't make a difference who
told you to touch your fire or that's
only what you do the wrong thing but
when you listen to the and you're
supposed to listen to that you say first
to listen to The Basin when they tell
you something How can any takala come
out of that big is about that however
it's the two of the commanded you to
listen to the base din
and that's what the questions
is going to make sure you're going to
forget your toilet when you actually do
what he told you to do impossible the
Run goes on to continue that's the most
dear thing that we listen to Tommy if
that's the case
because if you eat the wrong food
foreign
a king
has to be somebody who is Jewish
so a convert once came to me and asked
why are we second-class citizens
zarambam says it's not only to be a king
it's only prominent position of
authority over people and that says even
to be in charge of the one who divides
water to the people back then
yesteryears the one who's in charge of
the faucet has a lot of power what field
is going to get water what field will
not get water that's upon us of one so
it comes from his field any position
which has authority over people the girl
cannot be appointed to
so this girl says to me what do you have
against me
I thought you're supposed to love me the
game always says
36 times the third commands you should
love the convert again after they get 36
times
but I guess it's not real true love why
can't I be a king or any position of
authority why do you have against me
why not you have something instant
him in the convert
he you're supposed to love him but don't
allow him to be in charge what kind of
love is that
being a king is a good thing
well I don't know if you noticed but in
most places in the world there's a
tremendous tremendous uh fight I want to
be the Prime Minister I want to be the
president I want to be the king
people go to war over that apparently
it's very important to a lot of people
all over just look at what's going on
here in Israeli politics not that I
recommend reading the news but if you
happen to hear what's going on here in
the last
people love positions of power no no
convert you out whatever against them
even one
video or anything no no CEO is a
monetary I have a company and I want to
point whoever I want to appoint
a person who's in charge of the
community
a mayor a person who's in charge of who
is going to distribute the water in the
city the city hall the area the
president the Prime Minister positions
like that that have power over other
people that moisture is talking about
Shiva or not
positions of power over people CEO is
not a position of power
what do we have against them do we have
something against them so I looked up
this converter is asking me a question I
need about five tons of Seattle now
who sent me those characters
I said them tell me who's your father
the former Venom
good good good
who's your mother
sorry man
is there any
problem with other movies what do you
say any problem with Salah
no problem I said no that's why you
can't be appointed to be to be a king
what do you mean
you cannot appoint says
to have somebody who's in a position of
authority unless he has
a box of skeleton behind him shots him
what does that mean she says
why
because if he's going to become hotter
you know I'm a prime minister I'm the
king we say wait a second remember where
you come from
in mainly I told the that's the reason
you claiming that there is zero problem
in your ears you have a problem if you
as your father you have cell remaining
as your mother there's zero problem in
your ears you cannot be appointed to a
position of authority because that is a
constant reminder for you and for us
this guy is perfect now no one else in
Cloudy soil his ears is a hundred
percent perfect no one else has a equals
like you so when we don't appoint you we
have a constant reminder that you are
perfect no no one else in Florida but
hashemi was a piece this is not the
answer the answer is we have no idea but
it's a midst of the Glad in the heart of
again it worked a different way
potentially that we can explain it
there are three people that when they
rise to a position of prominence
all their sins are erased who are these
lucky three
convert so he gets married all the sins
are erased and
Rises to a position of prominence so
that's the case anyone in Cloudy soil
has two potential ways to have his sins
erased either he's going to get married
or he's going to get the position of
power
Zager
has something in addition that no one
else can have we were all born Jewish if
he comes from
the decisions
it's not right that he will have three
ways and we only have two so we block
one way in order to make sure that
everywhere in Carlisle are equal so that
we look down at him now we're all equal
now we all have to we can all get
married we can all rise to position of
prominent the girl can get married and
he can convert and everybody has always
two ways foreign
was removed from his position
so they came to him and he said would
you like to be the Nasi he was 18 years
old at the time according to the usami
he was 16 years old according to the
Illusion in another place it was
actually 70 years old and that's why he
says
because he was really seven years old
anyways they come to him he said would
you like to be
appointed to become the Nazi what is his
answer
married people should know this
I have to ask my wife so he runs back
home and he says does rabbit saying no
what do you say should I be appointed or
not she said what do you need him just
like they removed they can do the same
thing to you tomorrow maybe what do you
need this for he says sir listen if you
had a very expensive glass cup and you
can use it and you know it can break
wouldn't you use it at least for one day
that is his muscle and she accepts and
he becomes the Nasi what does that means
about 350 years ago you think just wants
to be the president because he wants to
be the prince of Chloe sauce people will
say well he can write in his resume you
know that I was a principal one day what
does he needed for
in fact
what is he needed for
you know you should give it we say
you think it's
when you become in a position like that
is if you're on every technology says to
what is he needed for because he knew
what Rashi brought from the US Army
he said to his wife it's worth it even
for one day to become the prince because
all my sins will be erased it's a
tremendous tremendous radish it's just
like Victorious the person who was okay
to do the attorneys yesterday is not
going to do the tourists today and
they're going to do a lottery right
because the toys makes one rich so it's
not right that everybody should get the
same thing to benefit from it so the
gear already his sins are going to be
erased there's no reason to give him
another way out he doesn't need it we
mail it when we don't appoint him to be
a king it's a constant reminder for him
that he already has Michaela savonos he
is perfect he is pure he is sinless
or in another way
says
you can die when you're in a position of
power if you don't behave yourself
says three things shorten a person's
life and they are one of them
shorten the person's life if that's the
case when we don't appoint the girl to
become a king we say to him we love you
the turkey manages to love you 36 times
we don't want you to die we want you to
stay here we don't want to punch you
because we want you to have a long
healthy life
so now we move into elul
so I'm not going to tell you her name
but she goes all over and she speaks
and welcome she has tremendous
many people and to awaken him to do
sugar she does great things she also
travels to do the same thing
so a couple of years ago she was
traveling to the states and she had a 4
a.m flight
so she went to sleep for two hours night
and she wanted to get up at one
and she had a taxi she ordered a taxi to
come at one o'clock
but she only slept for two hours it's
very difficult she didn't hear the alarm
and at 1 15 somebody's banging on his
horn
15 at night and he calls it where are
you I'm waiting for 15 minutes where are
you where are you oh I'm so sorry
overslept I'll be there in five minutes
she quickly gets up she gets dressed she
takes her bags and she runs
out and she opens the door she saw the
two garbage bags that she left thinking
I'm going to take you down when I have
time she took it with her she goes
downstairs and says to the driver let's
put the stuff here what do you say I'm
just going to cross the street put this
stuff in the garbage sister no no baby
there's no time I also have to come back
homie to go to sleep it's already 15
minutes somewhere if you're 20 minutes
I'm waiting for you no time no time and
she was under pressure she just woke up
she doesn't know what she's doing she
threw everything she had into the trunk
they drive like crazy to the airport
she's afraid she's gonna miss her her
plane and she gets out she takes all her
bags including the two garbage bags from
the kitchen and she runs runs runs
quickly inside the terminal and she goes
inside and she gets to the security
check
and she puts her bags including the
garbage bags
and then they stop everything
and they start smelling
and they say to a lady
why would you bring disgusting smelly
open tuna cans with you you're traveling
to the States you think they don't have
tuna cans closed ones not stinky ones in
America why do you have to take it with
you
and all the other garbage you're
bringing what are you what's your
problem and the guy in charge of there
called all his friends
look look over security agents look in
the old game and they made fun of her
and she felt like a shmate it was so
embarrassing look she has two bags of
garbage that she's taking from her
kitchen to the states what is she
thinking
foreign she went on the plane and it
took her hours hours to get over this
humiliation imagine the embarrassment
that's what you say you started
if we come upstairs with our disgusting
smelly bags of garbage how embarrassed
are we going to be this lady was
embarrassed but you know tomorrow's
another member she's probably not going
to see these guys again who cares
but we khalila should be embarrassed
eternally
we must make sure that we don't bring
our disgusting bags of garbage we have
to get rid of them when we go upstairs
in one month we're gonna have a trial
based in they don't think they don't
take things lightly they take it very
seriously khalilah they're going to make
fun of us look look he brought all his
garbage with him
but you know sometimes it's hard
sometimes the person feels ah
can't do chew already I did this I did
this I did this I did this wrong
once said a muscle
there was a lady
very poor lady she went to the market
and she had a basket full of apples that
she wanted to sell
she's barely selling and at one point
this big Russian guy comes and he kicks
her basket all the apples were all
different directions and people that see
apples rolling by them just went down
and pick up the apples and they take it
and this lady is standing in the middle
of the market and she raises her arms
and she says
lady
it's not the time to yell now what is it
going to help you people are picking up
the apples there's not too many apples
left left at least keep pick up those
apples that are still rolling bend down
and pick them up
then you'll have all the time in the
world
sometimes
in the first second third fifth seventh
eighth and now we suddenly think how did
I get here you don't even remember what
you said that yesterday man he you
again and he took away the first 10.
so you lost 10 apples so now what are
you gonna do so you know what the heck
with it so I'll lose the other eight
you still have remaining
you lost all kinds of misses you
transgress all kinds of available
beat you so now you again give him
everything else
bend down
pick up
those trees those missiles as long as
you have the koyak bend down pick it up
to let go everything and to give up
because you're already one of you so you
give him everything
so yeah we have plenty of time to do
that later but now is the time to work
to give up
since we're talking about chuva
in Netanya there was a guy who died
from Guy
then he had a son and a daughter that
unfortunately went off the Derek big
time
he left 12 million dollars
and he in his willing he wrote that it
should be divided 10 million to his son
2 million to his daughter but in one
condition
that his son says kaddish for him every
single day three times a day the first
year if he does
10 million if he misses one car dish one
kaddish only
split evenly six million to the Sun and
six million to the daughter
good
so after they buried the father they
opened the will and the daughter read
this and she started laughing it's going
to be easy
my brother is not the biggest Sadiq in
the world to miss one where is he so
what does she do
she hired a private detective
to follow her brother
it's gonna be easy it's gonna take a few
weeks he's gonna lose one Cottage
after three months
the private detective calls it by says
lady
your brother is amazing
I think you're wasting my time you're
wasting your money on me I mean I would
like you to continue paying me it's
great
but I don't think you should have to be
honest your brother is just unbelievable
just what do you mean says your brother
is the first one in show he opens up the
best medicine every single morning he
stands there like a mourner among
hasanim
ous
but he stands there with the sitter open
and he says to the guy next to him tell
me when I have to say this and the guy
says to him now and he says it
Justin what happens next
he goes to work
he's the first one he's always the first
one again is not going to dive in but he
opens up with the city stands it with
the sitter open and he says to the guy
next thing when do I have to say this
condition
what happens next is yesterday between
the rabbi gives a sheer
divided so he steps out
so she says to them and how does he know
where to cut him to come in
she said he went to the rabbi and he
asked him if you don't mind
come outside after you finish your shear
and call me in and I'll come in for my
and the rabbi does it
I'm telling you your brother is
unbelievable so I think it's a waste of
money that you're spending on me
his daughter he was this he started
thinking what do I do what do I do what
do I do she found out who the rabbi in
Virtual is she picked up the phone
and she says hello rabbi
I'm the sister of the new guy you have
in shul oh very nice you know why my
brother comes to your show
he wants to dive in no Rabbi he doesn't
want to die my brother drives every
Shabbos to the beach while eating hazir
the last thing that he has in mind is
your prayers your sitters your shoe
anything he hates boho and he rebuilds
against him every single day you know
why he comes
because my father passed away our father
and he left 12 million dollars and he
said if my brother will say God there's
three times a day every single day for
the first year he's going to get 10
million dollars yes no meaning when he
says she doesn't believe in a word he
says
so therefore Rabbi I want to offer you a
deal
which you cannot refuse
look as I explained my father said my
brother's supposed to get 10 million
dollars I'm getting to but if he misses
one kaddish
6 million to me 6 million to him
I understand that every day you give a
share between and after this year you
come out and you tell my brother it's
time for my trip
I'd like to offer you that one day only
one day you'll forget
to go out and to call my brother listen
you're not hired by him you don't have a
contract you don't owe him anything you
don't work for him forget once and if
you do
my brother is not going to say
I'm gonna get six million dollars out of
those extra four million dollars that
I'm gonna get I'm gonna give myself
to the Portland I understand you have
plenty in your school
that's four hundred thousand dollars
Rabbi what do you say
that boy say what do you say the rabbi's
head was spinning
I'm sorry to get lost why
you know she wants this money so she's
making me he's not the same kind of
struggle at least she's saying it really
so he's going to listen to everything do
you work for the Department accounting
department upstairs
do you work for the academy by officers
no who told you that his kaddish
meaningless words empty words carry more
weight and elevates the nisham of his
father more so than four hundred
thousand dollars going to the hands
then go sustain their families who told
you
so that she can have some money but
we're interested in elevating the shama
of the father what elevation does he
have from a son who hates we bounce
against him and does his only for the
money when you know these 400 000 bills
can come into the hands of food
wouldn't you treat this as a suffix
don't know what this condition is doing
if you're doing anything
four hundred thousand dollars going into
the hands who really sit and learn and
go sustain their families
let the rabbi forget to call him he
doesn't work for him why not
and four thousand dollars fresh new
money is going to come into the answer
tell me to call me
right so now we moved from the
accounting department to prophecy are
you a prophet
maybe so what is it called suffix
Suffolk and what do you have four
hundred thousand dollars
or certainty
but all yours everything you're saying
is a suffix and what if not so you
wasted a year of a zero meaningless
Scottish and you lost 400 000 that could
have gotten to the hands you're gonna go
with your Suffolk
unless your Prophet are you Prophet
the rabbi you have a deal with the man
and just tell him
but he's offered a deal now by the
sister not by the man
you like it or not what do you say you
don't like it
does shake it is he lying
okay
does he work for this guy does he owe
him anything no what's up
don't shake him did he say anything he
didn't forget anything last year what
you don't like it still
don't like it anyone likes it
forget
four hundred thousand dollars you like
it or not
you like it
[Laughter]
why is
20 800 000.
so you should forget twice
you know this
this Rabbi head was spinning he went to
every time
and said you're forgetting something
four hundred thousand dollars
accounting department you're forgetting
something
whose money is it
the fathers
and the father instructed the Cabbage to
be said you have to do what the father
wanted you to do
all these calculations they don't even
start
continue calling him
the Rabbi says wait a second
isn't it a business you know as soon as
I open my mouth and I start giving a
sheer he is out the window is going to
hear words
Diamond looked at him
and he said to him excuse me is your
name Mr tiger
who are you
are you Mr Twitter
keep calling him
he did we said before Colorado
shall you take advice from the elders
you will never stumble
he continues calling him two weeks later
this guy comes to the web and says can I
ask you a personal question
sure
you know every single day as soon as you
start your share I go out does that
bother you does it offend you that I
never stayed to listen to this year
no no really as soon as you open your
mouth I'm out
I'm out how come
system you know what I do in this year
he says no I'm never there so we should
know I give free diamonds to all those
who attend this year
you serious is yes
what do you mean
he says look the person initially says
more valuable than pearls and precious
stones than gems
there is nothing that comes close to the
valley of Toya so I give free diamonds
and pearls to those who attend listen
somebody doesn't want diamonds they're
not going to shove it down his throat
you don't want fine
system you really believe what you're
saying sure
wow well maybe one day I'll come in up
to you
the following day he came to this year
he saw it's true it's so sweet
it's delicious
the following day he came again
two weeks later we became a Sherman
Shabbos
by the end of the year it was
and when he got the 10 million he gave
myself how much is a myself and 10
million
promise
why because
you take advice from the elders
yes
and he who does work for the accounting
department and if you don't mind after
she should tell me a few things I have
all kinds of questions for you
since we said a story about the
retirement and true about one more Stone
will that we finish
there's a boy and a girl who go out
going on a date in Maybach a few dates
well Hashem it's working out very well
and they're about to close the fantastic
just before they're about to close the
the girl says to the boy I want to tell
you something
foreign
you know a few years ago I was in
seminary
and I went off the Derek big time so
much so that I lived in the streets for
a year and a half and I did terrible
things
and now
than I ever was before Tommy doesn't
value
whoa
the boy says
I don't know if it bothers me
a year and a half she was in the streets
terrible things does it bother him or
not he says I don't know
you know what I'm gonna go ask my rabbi
he goes out and he goes to representment
and he says to him the whole mice
a year and a half in the streets he did
terrible things so it's not a good idea
to get married to her right
if Simon looks at him and he says wow
you are so lucky
I'm lucky
you are so lucky
why am I lucky
he says you're so lucky
that this girl's father didn't come here
to ask me if he should let his daughter
get married to you because if he would I
would tell him stay away from this guy
you learn yeshida
you don't know what it means
you should know this is
if you touch a wine
the also doesn't believe in Chua so
what's the difference between you and
you're like a boy so if you touch my
wine I don't know that I would drink it
the boy's head is
flemen is quiet for two minutes lets it
sink in
and then he tells him listen
she is telling you now that she is in a
higher level than she ever was before
she's a balanced chuva if you listen to
me get out of this apartment
right now
foreign