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Eliyahu's Office
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i had a situation today i called the
bachelor to my office
told him
give me your phone
he was in the bathroom for shays
he came late to starting
and it was getting out of hand
with the contamination of the
stools box
at the walker
he was crying to me rappy i i i don't
have
and i saw a posture like a square
popping out of his pocket
he says rebbe you're right here
he gives me a nice kashmaki phone he
tells me there's a hatchery over here
the para duma it's kosher
there's no there's the filters
tell them
cause it
do you have another phone
he tells me with an ad in skype ready
i'm i promise you i don't have another
phone
i shouldn't be chasing him because if
the bachelor tells he doesn't have
another phone you
i'll bed he says you know
i don't want to lie you know i'm just
learning about fishman
see pasha pulls out another phone
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it almost looks the same
it was possible
but he says rabbi
i'm already saying the truth
i'll give you my other phone
but
not all of them have a filter so there's
zaggins on the shredding this one has
the apple for rosh hashanah he uses it
to dip it in the honey
but he says did i be
this one my mother gave me the coal just
in case
so please give it back i i push it my
mother needs your phone
father also gave me his phone
i tell him who's this kite
this is for phones
he starts bursting out crying in my
office rabbi
i don't know
he gives me his sister's foundation
he tells me that i i don't know
i i don't have any more so i told him
he told me you don't have you already
gave me a minion full of phones so i set
it for making a minion we'll get to this
button
no we'll make it 12.
and then he tells me
already making it 12.
we'll make it uh
a number that's
a mazakas throw
with a beer on it with money
and i'm like looking at this guy and
pressure there's no room on my table she
keeps on pulling your phones where are
they coming from
because
i told them i'm gonna possibly get a
safe eye
i don't know where to keep
oh this was another one second
so when the bucket house he doesn't have
a phone you're not sure push it
so you should glide him or not
like
okay
one second how many did he get me
i can't count
another one
oh yes
is that it it must be more
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we'll get back to you with some more
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