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Where is Chazan Eitan?! Seasons of the Soul Concert with Eitan Freilich

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[Music] Hi, Gina. >> You good? >> I'm okay. How are you? >> Yeah, good. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Morning, Mr. Security. Getting ready for a big night here. Going to warm up. >> Sorry, mate. Can I take your name, please? Oh, I I'm the cousin here. >> Don't say hen here, mate. >> It's not hen. It's like it's have a look. Um Hen like can I'm like a singer. I'm having a look, mate. I don't just make names up. I don't see on the list. Let's see if you really are a Hassan. >> All right, >> I'll do a little quiz with you. Yeah. What comes immediately after Adam alam? >> After adon alam uh announcements kadesh >> acceptable. Second question mate. >> All right another one. >> In what order do you dip the apple saying the blessing on Jewish new year? What >> sort of question is that? Third question mate. At kdes crack our heaven first. >> Sorry. This is synagogue mate. We have standards. We serve wine in glasses not cans. Look, other than being at other Sims, I do other SIMAs, then I'm here. Other Sims, then I'm here. I I've been here every other week basically since January. I mean, look, look at the poster. Look, I'm here. It's me, >> mate. If you've been here since January, you should know to register. >> I didn't know poster. That is no ID for me. >> You're welcome to call boss Gina. It's all I can do, mate. >> This is ridiculous. I'll call Gina. >> Do what you want, mate. >> Where's Jar? Oh, Kazan, I'm sorry. I've got to get the newsletter out before tonight and I'm extremely busy. Is it urgent? >> Yes, he will not let me in. >> But did you send your ID ahead of time? >> I can't help you now. Where's the cousin's wife? >> This upgrade's never been as good as the Blackberry. >> Gabriella. Gabriella, let me in. Then he will huff and he will puff and he will blow that suker down. >> Gina Gabriella, did you know the cousin is locked outside? >> I'm in the middle of children's service. Full house this week. Must be thanks to that new children's program we've got starting soon. Anyways, I thought the choir was with Eton. Sorry everybody. Now where was I? One second. The president's calling. >> Hi, boys. >> Good evening, Mr. President. >> What's going on? Have you seen Eton? I've got a whole ballroom of people waiting for him. >> Hi, Mr. President. >> We thought he was already there. It's not like him to be so late. >> Maybe he's still doing his free concert rituals at the bar. >> Oh, come on. This is rubbish. >> There's always plan B. [Applause] Really? >> Where the heck is Eton? [Music] >> Excuse me. Good afternoon. >> Good afternoon. I I'm the cousin here. I've got a concert here tonight. Will you let me in? >> I'm really sorry, sir, but I don't recognize you. I think you had different glasses on the last time. >> Let me call Rabbi Lionel. Maybe Rabbi Lo will give me some guidance. I I apologize. We cannot let you in. [Music] >> Hey, my friend. I was going to call you. You'll be great tonight. >> Rabbi Lionel, they won't let me in. Give me some words of wisdom, please. >> Why don't you sing something? Then they'll hear you're the cousin. >> That's a good idea. I guess I needed to warm up anyway. Let's do it. Hey, what are you doing here with this mish? I have a whole board of people waiting for you, >> Steven. Finally, let's go. >> This security job just ain't for me. Maybe I should just apply to be rabbi.