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Eitan Kalmowitz: Mivtzoim on Russians
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COmedian Eitan Kalmowitz discusses what it's like to put Tefillin on people in New York City.
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but speaking of the time or the other
word any you guys ever do in Manhattan
yeah it sounds very glamorous doing them
say Manhattan these big skyscrapers you
know until you discover that they're at
least 72 MIT's joining routes in every
single building and now you think it'll
be very simple that there'd be one room
per floor two floors but no I mean these
routes by now have been inherited from
people's great grandparents and there is
no rhyme or reason to them whatsoever
and at this point releases with time
roots are so gerrymandered that they
would confound even the most
enterprising of state legislatures I
actually have a friend one for Lauren
his entire room was cut right in half
his right half was on one route and so
my friend and his Carissa would come and
put toulon on the guy but then they have
to wait for other Buckham to comfort the
sakes mom so personally I never really
liked Manhattan Victorian ice to fancy
also you have to have a frontier to say
which means you have to have to learn
Plato
I always did not even rushed in
buildings and they got me doing
simonryser maybe you guys can answer
this question
this is a question that has been
perplexing me ever since I first walked
into a Russian building when I was 14
years old be ready okay how is it that
Russians who are the most mistrusting
paranoid people on all planners also
walk around the house stark naked all
the time
it makes no sense like you haven't done
them starting with Russians until you've
knocked on a guy's door I had a man sir
one minute let me get dressed and then
have them come to the door 90 seconds
later open up all six locks and then
open the door wearing nothing but a pair
of tighty whities like the KGB streaming
on cameras right talk about nothing to
hide you know it's not like these men
are in peak physical condition
let me tell you I assume some revolting
zingers putting fillin on these 95%
naked men all that I'm comfortable
saying here if you know when you were
like a little bar mitzvah buffer and I'm
simplicity off some irresponsible do who
try to get you to drink vodka and you
would say something like it'll put hair
on your chest on your century there's no
line there if only we all had as much
confidence in our Vedas s/m as these
nine-year-old Russians have in their
bodies in our aims of Alexa and hacked
webcams