Dov Harrouch: Ashkenazi vs Sephardi

First of all when you come into an ashkenaz house you come in, and it's pssshhhhhhhh Hi, how are you? Come sit down Thank you. Shabbat Shalom. Good Shabbos. Here's your place. Have a seat. Where am I sitting? You're sitting right here. Oh, thank you very much. Here's your place. Do you need anything to drink? Yes of course. Baruch Haba. Now the same thing in our house. You come into a Sephardic house Aaahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh No words. Ahhhh, ahhhhh. Ooh shintei!!! Who are you? We were waiting for you for half an hour. Where can I sit? Sit wherever you want, we don't care. Yala! Did you bring something for shabbos? You sit down and you start kiddush kiddush in ashkenaz is like Only the... (phone goes off) Oh no, you have to turn off the phone. Not on Shabbat. So they come up Yom hashishi..... hashomayim... Laasos... Asher bara.... AMEIN!!! Oh, he's finished? Ok. We can sit. By us, it's yala, everyone singing Yom hashishi wayekhulu hashomayim COME HERE! SIT DOWN! STOP THAT! DON'T HIT YOUR... WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Do not take her hair and put it in the salade cuite! and yeah, you go to the table by ashkenaz, it's beautiful what do you have? you have a big beautiful white table and one guacamole in the middle. You look at it like this. What's that yellow stuff in it? I thought it was guacamole, only avocado? Oh, that's onions! Ok, thank you|. Do you have bread? Ok, that's good. Us, you come in it's like un jardin you know, like a garden you have every color you want on the table green, yellow, blue, turquoise all kinds of stuff and it's all spicy you eat it, you just take one shot you say allors, c'est bon, it's good! Yeah. The best! You guys love the sweet stuff. I'm sorry but you know I finished on Friday night, I'm still hungry when I get to the dessert, whoa... I mean on Friday night like okay when you get the cholent you know what's the difference between the cholent and the dafina? Even the names, you see What are you gonna eat there? Cholent. you eat the child was head up he's gonna What are you eating? Sehhennah he's gonna choke. Sehhhhehhh.. and what's the difference between the cholent and the dafina? By cholent, you have to look for the potato. You don't know where the potato is. Like, what's that?..... Oh no, that's not a potato. tables everything it's only up the potatoes you can obtain a good Us, you've got everything settled. You've got the potatoes, the other things, the bakchiche. It's a chili. But ashkenazim are the best. I work with them Everything is organized. Everything is organized Even when they do the prayers. Please rise. You may sit. Please rise. We're going to continue on page 256 in your Siddur. Morrocans, you go into the Synagogue, the guys go "where are we?" What are we singing? What page is it? I don't know which page. Mincha on Yom Kippur, how much time does it take? How much time do you have for a break between Mussaf and Mincha? You maybe have like two hours. Us, Mussaf takes like three and a half hours. and there's one guy you know - how do you do the Kedusha? In Ashkenaz it's like this Nakdishach.... KADOSH KADOSH KADOSH.... Baruch kevod... Yimloch... Ok, Amein amein. Us, it's like this The Kedusha. Naaaaaaaaaa Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You think you're gonna finish. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nana na na na naaaa Na na na naaaa Naaaaaaaaaa na na naaaaaaa na naaaaaaa na na naaaa And then what does he do? He goes Messieur Sasportache, it's your turn! Heeeeeee heeeeee heeeee