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Doritos Short Film
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Thanks for watching! A lot of hard work went into this video, here's the cast and crew! PURITZ: Mordche Hersh Hershkowitz BADINER: Cody Serebrowski DISTRAUGHT YID: Kuppy Elbogen MINIVAN: Sruli Krausz - Mendy Ackerman YID LEARNING: R' Meir Ber Schwartz KUMZITZ: Nussi Schon - Mordechai Fishoff - Chaim Gruen - Ari Schindler HAND IN DUNGEON: John A. Lavender II THEATER: Sheya Landa - Ari Ackerman - Moshe Eli Ackerman - Duvi Ackerman - Boruch Ackerman - Mordche Schwartz - Mendy Schwartz KID ON STOOP: Hershele Feinstein SAD SONG PIANO: Yoni Shteinfeld FILMING LOCATIONS: Highlands Castle Sea Gate, NY Boro Park, NY Lawrence, NY
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YOU KNOW
IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE BOTHERED MY PEOPLE
AND IT’S KNOWN
THAT ANY GOOD PURITZ
NEEDS TO HARASS THE TOWNSFOLK FROM TIME TO TIME
I NEED TO THINK OF A GOOD IDEA
I KNOW WHAT I’LL DO
I’LL KICK THEM OUT OF TOWN
GENIUS
THEN WHO WILL I TORTURE?
MAYBE I’LL THROW THEM INTO THE DUNGEON
(prisoner)
IT’S TOO CROWDED!
(prison crowd)
IT’S TOO CROWDED!
SILENCE!
NEH
IT’S TOO CROWDED
YOU THINK I CAN RAISE THE TAXES EVEN MORE?
HE NEVER HELPS ME OUT
I HAVE TO HANG OUT IN TOWN
THEN I WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO
SERVANT!
SERVANT
HERE HE COMES
WORLD’S GENIUS
AFTER SCREAMING TEN TIMES HE UNDERSTANDS RIGHT AWAY
COME
WE’RE GOING TO TOWN
A TENTH? A TENTH?
(stage play banter)
NOW I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO
I, THE MIGHTY PURITZ COMMAND
THAT WITHIN 7 DAYS
ALL CITIZENS MUST
HAND OVER
THEIR YUMMY DORITOS
TO ME
YOUR BELOVED PURITZ
EVERY BAG AND EVERY CRUMB
WITH NO EXCEPTIONS!
ALL DORITOS TO THE PURITZ!
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED HERE
I’M SAD AND I MOURN
TODAY I STILL ATE DORITOS
AND NOW THE PURITZ WILL DEVOUR IT
I LOVED MY DORITOS SO VERY MUCH
BARBECUE, SPICY SOUR, AND HOT-
SAUCE
BUT NOW I MUST GIVE IT
TO THE VILLIAN RIGHT AWAY
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITHOUT THE DORITOS CRUNCH
IT’S HERE!
SERVANT, IT’S HERE!
SERVANT! SERVANT!
AHHHHH
MY DORITOS!
IT’S EMPTY
ANOTHER ONE’S EMPTY
IT’S ALSO EMPTY
THEY’RE ALL EMPTY!
SERVANT!
GEI KRACHEN
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