What Jews do in a bomb shelter

We're here in the McLock in Rekavia. There's no cell phone service, so I'll record some bad puns. Hey, we all had a stampede down here and it was utter chaos. Did you hear who took out the 88 mullahs who were voting for the new supreme leader of Iran? >> No, who? It was the Moo-ssad. Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly. Cow says moo. You know why the Torah was wearing a seatbelt? No, why? It wanted to be a safer Torah. You know which rabbi is the cow's favorite? No, what is it? Moo-ssad. All right, we just got the all clear and I sincerely apologize for milking that for all it's worth.