Daf Yomi Yoma Daf 18 by R’ Eli Stefansky

[Music] foreign ah a lot of the new guys are not gonna recognize me maybe tomorrow the day after at least 10 years younger i think today's share is sponsored by the sherman family in kew garden hills list our mother grandmother great grandmother love ambassador birkhill on your side design new york and by maisha winograd thank you rib hillel abrams for introducing me to ellie and mdy you know hillel abrams he's a quiet guy but i think he he holds the record maybe for no i shouldn't say that you have you see client of all these guys i don't know really but he brought many people to share subscribers he's been with us from schwarz the first years it's almost three years i'm ramirez jose finished my father bistro upon his 27th yard site thank you again rebellio for saying kaddish last year for his yard side when i could not attend show those were the crazy days remember those days every day i had to say cabbage for somebody else unbelievable by you the chef lulu nishmas my great grandmother alter leia bass iron naphtali hurts the and welcome to maisha winograd so we have like this very very interesting email here a few interesting ones i should say a couple you'll understand at the end he's trying to build me up this guy a few weeks ago i was walking in american dream mall and i suddenly bumped into a hustle with 10 kids and we instantly hugged my wife and kids were baffled i turned while still hugging this stranger and told my wife i never met this guy before i'm pretty sure one of his kids whispered to the other there's the shy goods me complicit today in shoal i saw two guys recognize each other from the deaf the guy went over and asked them if he was official officials said yes and explained that he was in town because his mother was in the hospital that sadly going on to offer official a place to sleep meals etc was incredible okay as it turns out this guy was me in other words he says that sadiq went over the official and i offered him a place to sleep in meals and the guy that's i think is me so you may ask where i get the huts but to speak so highly of myself well it is this new book i picked up on amazon the boys i first time ever introducing guy videlio i'm i'm happy you guys are enjoying it from the best-selling author look in the mirror you're going to love it the ultimate guide for how to harness your inner body evo written it's not me all right wow unbelievable p.s i'm having dinner with avikami asking tonight who i also never met so here's michael cohen with fishel and here is michael cohen by the way you know michael cohen's father was the majira in tells cleveland all the years tremendous static here's avi kamiyansky and here's the haas that he never met this royal goldstein somehow he ends up at all the pictures he saw here's another interesting email from our great friend avi mendelbaum from maresha avi was zoeka we did a share in this house a live share we surprised them first time ever in somebody's house good morning ravelli and crew a number of months ago when chuck yeager passed away i sponsored a share in his memory and appeared that it made you unhappy i wonder how you notice that huh true true success yeah but to go to a random house in the middle of the year yeah but you're true true he's saying that on sukkas we we do shirum in different people's homes that's true welcome back i i just learned of the passing of michael collins the command module pilot on apollo 11. i don't want to anger you so i'm not sponsoring but the urge is very strong so i'm saying like i have to do trouba he sponsored for chuck yeager and he saw that i was upset so so so for free i'm gonna i'm gonna give a shout out shout out to michael collins the the this who who is he he's a pi he's an astronaut and i don't want abby le covered how do you say it you should send me shabbat or something for him no a what okay is the shaman should be in space where it belongs whatever okay fine we'll do a killer slovanna for him beautiful all right avi thanks for being so concerned for all the pilots and astronauts if if you ever go on zoom and you see like a astronaut in someone's background or an actor hopefully actors only you know it's avi mandelbaum all right we are holding today's defeat we're smacking the design on base we'll start we'll do it again real quickly brand new suggest two four six eight nine lines down so you're gonna go the microphone he gets to choose what avoiding the best amigos he wants to do when he wants to do it how he wants to do it he also gets to choose how much food he gets to eat he can grab whatever he wants almost slingback goes in exactly what could he take tara banan kate's a macro of kelly burroughs how does his work is if he just walks over to king hanum who are being macro violently he walks over and says the boy's side step aside i'm going to do the oil now min kazoo it's a tremendous squat cost of oil he gets the ch he gets the chance if it's flour or oil he gets to do it kate's had neutral health and when can he eat me i want to eat the steak from this katos awesome he's the boss he's in charge he gets to do what he wants now here becomes interesting talking about you bring two breads how much could he take from the two breads one out of the two one out of the two now we're gonna we have a machine right here how much could a client go to take could he take fifty percent or forty nine percent this says they could take fifty percent there's two he takes one out of two that's fifty percent that goes according to just to stop there's no charge today according to rebbe black is ready okay so here you have this beautiful model over a thousand dollars worth of luck upon them here there's 12 breads as you can see 12. something that i noticed yesterday is that these breads as the mars says sit on rods the rods are half rods they take a rod and they cut it up he cut them down the middle if you look in the thing you'll see half rods here they're not complete circles anyway different the deal care is unbelievable the two basically so you have 12 breads so if you divide 12 and a half it should be six but we're not gonna deal with two two breads go maybe to the guys that close the doors so we're dealing with ten half a ten is how much five but the more didn't say it gets five the client got all could get and look how big these these breads are massive breads you a human being cannot physically eat one of them let alone five see there's a lot of guess he has a lot of he's throwing a party there it says so when it says that there's four breads four or five that cannot be rebbe because four is slightly less than 50 it's forty nine percent so that looks higher goes according to so the first part goes like gravity that gets fifty percent one out of two this part is four is less than fifty percent and then it review off that rebbe says you get fifty percent so now you have rebbe again so you have black red black what's going on um yesterday i said the story about rebecca that he took the yerusha half of the urushiol because this is merciless the boss gets 50. rebecca held he's in charge um and the rest of the people get the other 50 percent is so what about the middle part measurements we only get four or five i think what's gonna explain when do you get four when you get five that's on the right and you don't get fifty percent get a little less than fifty percent amy save us and then how does it finish off reviews get no matter what any situation you get five breads which is fifty percent ratio is safe for ebay monsieur [Music] no this black over here is actually supposed to be red this is rabbana rabban and say that when there's the two residents voice he gets one but one is 50 it should get only 49 so what do you want to do you want to cut the bread a little bit and give him less than 50 give him 49. you don't give a kind goggle of broken bread you have to give him whole bread so there's no choice so he gets a whole bread he gets 50 in that situation he gets 50 but when there's a lot of breads to be mahalak there's 12 breads so you could give him four instead of five it's less than 50 percent oh so we're going to see oh my there are abandonment brews at the lab harald the meat vodka and garlic you don't give a coco a broken bread as you're going to see the coin goddamo the galador smartest best tallest everything so you don't you treat them with respect where does this form five come from it's if it's less like aaron just says if it's less than 50 percent how does it come to fight says there are two meshmaras that come in there are two we break up all the kayanim to 24 each 24th is called the mishmark that mishma works for one full week in that week we break up the mishmart into base ave each day so you have six patiavas so the new mishmark comes in on shabbos after the old mishma does the tamin they come in and they they switch out the talmud of the morning right the time of the morning there's time in the afternoon at the time of the morning they come in the first guy is the first the mishma that's there does the tamil in the morning then the new mishmash starts the mishma so nicholas closing the doors which is not the job of the new guys who open the doors the old guys let them close the door right you leave the house you close the door you don't wait for somebody else to close the door for you so the new guys are doing a job they didn't have to do so we pay them where do we pay them we pay them two breads but we don't us according to this they don't get paid for it so we have mishnim flag so we have 12 breads to divide bots half of 12 is 6. you don't get 50 you get less than 50 so you take one off we're left with five breads so five is indeed less than half the review that's a different mac like this you want those are the details of that mclaren this is another macholicus over here do you go 50 to 49 percent there's too much one has nothing to do with the other but if you want to talk about that mahalakshoka you should know that according to they're going to get five breads and according to your behavior success the new mishmark comes in and they get two breads for closing the doors so how much do we have left we have ten divide the 10 in half to get 5 out of the 10. so a total of 7. me esser by mid flag so the mother's understanding since there's some sort of did something they didn't have to do it they're closing the doors so you take two breads off the top the the kangaroo can't cheer in those two breads for whatever reason he doesn't share those two breads so how much are left 10. half a ten is five but according to you don't get half you get less than half so we're left with four he gets four so this is shyla how many breads are you starting off with are you starting off with all 12 and therefore half of 12 is six slightly less than six is five and you get five breads or do we start off the top we start off with ten because two breads don't count they go to the doors half a ten is five a little less than five is four so again shiloh beginning we start off with rebbe then we talk about four and five because we're going and rebbe holds like ruby huda that we give two breads to the guys that come in to close the doors so we're starting off with temperance vellum according to rebbe you get exactly fifty percent so if we're left with ten breads fifty percent is five where do we get to four the cash so one of the things you know when you do i don't know if you ever did one but i guess you were married so you know you always think about when are you going to do it during the week because are the guests going to stay you don't want everybody to stay you want to like kick them out if you do it on thursday then a lot of people stay over what do you host them if you do it on a sunday you know oh here comes the line what happened you got you got the line you got you got the hint okay okay yeah th there's other lines that are coming soon no one is invited it's a 10-man consonant okay fine but you know what i'm talking about those guests that stay from they they need a car they're gonna go all the way back and you can live for mercy stroll from rama yeah they stay for javas so elema you do it on sunday that's what they're looking at actually sunday there's another problem so then that the guys have to come on thursday so then they stay thursday friday that's what's going on over here that's the shy layer so let's talk about a shabbos typical shabbos yantif if yadav comes out on a sunday like pay stuff this year so the mishmares that are there everybody gets to share all the meshmaris get to share the bread and sunday there's no sunday there's no chavez it's all one but if it's like this year shivers falls out on a monday so the mishra that's there in shabbos has a chance to go home but they don't feel like going home why because they need to be there anyways on on monday for fiance they all come all the way item coming for the rego alia la rega but they're not going to be the first voice so you're going to go schlep all the way back on the donkeys it's a four day trip to spot and come back so they stick around do i have to feed him i have to give him upon him the answer is yeah you give him two breads all the kohanum that stick around that extra day that they don't really have to be there guys give them two breads let them get it let them be missed out there with two breads so giving them two breads not gonna have mish miner by the myth like now we're down two more breads we started off at ten now you have to give two for all the guys that are hanging around until monday or if they come on thursday you know thursday friday shout out they don't want to go home so so mellow now we're down to eight and we divided evenly according to rebbe down the middle 50 50. vishakhallah but the coin gold goes four breads nebba only four of these and if they're not sticking around so then we'll get back to that we only have one problem it's review five breaths well always you just gave me a case where it's four casio it's not the biggest cache in the world because you can say look it's a very far-fetched thing over ritual it's pasha that's how i learned it also that it's it's not a it's not a case that we have to be concerned with versus almost 95 percent 99 of the time it's five breaths you find the interesting case uh okay actually this year okay yeah that's why yeah i stuck at it on thursday the thursday thursday if you come early or leave late must realize k name says the mishna i don't know who's the sponsor again remind me the official mishna which we saw this is official let's see we have officials picture we'll show who official is because a lot of people don't know who official is this is official he's the official mishnah and the official mission is sponsored anonymously for shurifer estevoir bas leia gito okay this guy right over here official thank came to see him he was there for brothers we know very well he not only came for the scene when he was in slaves the drug cam came with the driver okay most rules came to me they gave him skaney from the best this week if you were in the school here i went over to least 20 people that were in the share 20 people i counted and share and i i felt so bad because i was planning to tell everybody this parachute is the parachute of misattacuma listen to it carefully the first two alias and i forgot to say thanksgiving so i was busy running after everybody hey listen to the pirates and they're like okay fine what does he want now middle diving running around to people most realizes k n ziggly besdon vicarious maybe you didn't understand the world maybe you forgot it well listen to this it says what kind of a ritz doesn't read humish the question they put him right over here shire mizrah right here not the opening not the entrance to the base amigos but the entrance to the azura she comes over here he comes out and he stands right over here by the 15 steps to sharia males what do they do um one picture here they bring in front of him the animals here he is standing here on top of the steps and they bring in front of him the animals what's missing from this picture goat let me ask you a question mr says you show him these animals so that he should recognize the avodah be used to that what is it they already told him you take a you take a cow you lay it down on the floor you put it in one of these circles you chef you go like this you grab the blood so because a cow walks in front of him he's gonna he's gonna cops better than what they told him what's the answer this is the assoid of all these charts everybody said it's writer in the mishnah visuals what's missing from the picture a goat you're never going to forget this thing it's a goat when you see visuals it's a whole different world not a joke he's going to see the cat he's going to see the goat he's going to remember what he's going to remember the khattas davires they did you don't do so you don't show him a goat the parrot is going to remember ah i have to do smith like this and that it's different shmeela rio i knew it somewhere finally i found it here you can eat whatever you want huh i heard that my uncle in muncie stefan stays up the whole night with schweinsteiger that's what his kids told me david's running an entire night but kangado would not fall asleep why because of tomo we're going to be talking about kerry thomas carrier you got to be careful once his tummy carries out so he wouldn't fall asleep you don't want to give him food because food makes you sleep says i can understand the person who learns story he forgets that didn't learn the parachute didn't even go to seoul the week before like what's going on he's taller than everybody there's an importance that the kind god should be greater than everybody he should be stronger physically in should be wealthier now two out of the four the first two it's not up to him but you could teach somebody things and you could give him money and i saw in the ben yeah he says revenue time says that says rabbi tom was very wealthy and he put a lot of money on his table and it opened up his mind for torah that's what he writes each one chips in a guy doesn't have money imagine you have a hundred thousand you gotta give some money you can be a multi-millionaire in seconds now what's important money is important because you don't want to be bossed around by the balabaton i wasn't sure there's a guy i was in trouble i'm not going to say in the city the wealthiest guy in chile came in probably an hour into davening laughing like a truck driver and the rubble was busy yelling at everybody to be quiet didn't say a word to this guy he was talking loud the whole thing nothing shot quiet because the guy controls the shoulder the guy had the money controlled everything you don't want that kangaroo controls it to make sure he has enough money doesn't have to go to work you need this time to come stick around you need a day on him it's a mitzvah and he says it's a cable climber because when you have a kangaroo ammarets against so what's going on here if the time of hawking is the smartest richest this dead so you have it you have to teach him sukim tyra i'm not talking about gemara i'm not talking about shaz tara how's it possible yes it's possible can't we make this region come and make the shading when will we make the best of the best make this research by a shiny amiratsum word of the korean guess what that's why they died every year all three three hundred of them no rabbasi talk about the dinra tarkov is is a is a combination of two words trey kav but it doesn't mean to kav it's trey plus a cow in other words three cows three kav of the norim says rashi zahav 72 eggs worth of gold that's a lot of gold ali la lei marto bas baisos marta baspaisos was an almana who got engaged to yoichua bengamla and she was very wealthy so she wanted her husband to be a kangado and she gave janae the king and taisha says it's not the same yeah who killed all the different alumni was a tremendous autumn goddess he was a great man he could have been a korean goddamn but he wasn't the greatest that was the problem unless he was third greatest you don't pay your way into becoming a kangaroo but in the second base amigos they paid their way he wasn't amazed he wasn't the bad guy that deserved to die let's say onion kipper he was a great guy just he had he had to pay his way in with 72 eggs worth that's how much they unbelievable what they did to become a coin gold to be close to even though and that's why they say some people say maybe that's why they they didn't care so they die it doesn't matter i could be a kangaroo for one minute it's kidai they would show him even the goat the talented on my time in the tournament why don't they talk about goats the goat is a hatos also the goats there's another two ghosts the size of katos soil the one you push off you can't even say maybe on youtube i don't know the guys on travis knight they were very very upset about the serialization of throwing off a mountain that's that i explained to that it's an unbelievable thing you tie a red a red uh string here and a red string on a tree and as the goat is flying off the mountain the string is supposed to turn from red to white to show that this is unbelievable unbelievable nissan but it reminds the kind goddale of the threat of clyde israel you're saying how they did in those days it was trickery that's what they're saying all these things don't ask us in other words the kangaroo is concerned that he's not going to be able to do the proper part of the livestream he doesn't know what the he has no idea what's going on maybe he won't be successful that's going to bother him don't show him the goat okay oh a cow the bull also comes for hatton says gemara very interesting he has he he can figure out what's going on because it's him in his in his however his kohanam he knows what the head is for him he knows about it um he's going to be unbelievable don't let him see you in the marketplace in other words since before he became a cop he already realized you're the rich uncle from uh ramachamish avoid him because he's when somebody has inside information even if it's your own nephew he could he could go and be moister on you we could take taxes whatever the the kind god will knows what's going on in his mishpock he knows about his kiana closely because i don't know time to view them in the case i'm going to get emails tomorrow yeah my own nephew mastered me the whole iso does not mean again it doesn't mean fine finely ground but it means the best of the best and baits him eggs today to loosen up his stomach because we don't want him to go to the bathroom onion kipper he's busy with that let him empty his stomach armor like college can shut them so here's the gemara we're starting now talking a few lines about kerry if it heats up his body it'll cause him carry and we don't want to that's the worst thing tying someone someone should be mayor don't give him this stuff above okay like yesterday bates bastard shaman that we didn't say fat meat is also not good for thomas forget about aged wine but even white wine the cheaper stuff not going to go into what happened before pesach with a certain battle okay what i brought a certain battle to shear and i said this is white wine it's not it's not so good to use on pace of night and before the show was over joseph is sitting in the room the owner of the company one of the most successful companies in the world called up and said i watched the sheer and i'm not very happy about that and he sent the red version of that battle the next day what oh somebody else you just ruined the story okay it's like my wife mamas you didn't beat up you are weren't eight over there that you beat up who's six okay people were flying they were dying karate man yeah okay so you had to ruin the story great okay no no no just show the video of me the karate man turn around what i didn't do whatever we didn't use in the seder we used what you should you shouldn't do is do not use castell oh now i'm gonna get it from gestalt do not use the fifteen percent alcohol the story of the the beating of the game is in here chapter six the whole mice fine the gimbal turn on the bottom is a different type of emission different than the carry looking rash over here tells you different colors different this it comes from a disease if a person sees one ria of ziva he's like about kerry he's not about kerry but he's lying about kerry in other words he go to mikvy that day tara at night if he sees two eois then he has to keep seven days of tahara if he sees three then he's azov and what's the difference between him and a miners of he has to bring a carbon at them you see this little guy a little chef salad okay great says the kamara like this if he's already azov and then he sees a second reel but it's because he just ate a whole pie pizza whatever he went sugar it like a fair so that doesn't count as a second zebra because we could be toilet we could assume the reason why he saw zevo is because he ate a lot or if he ate specific foods that caused ziva you could be stuck now we have to understand before we go any further just for a second it says in this pasta like this ish in other words the tyre is telling us that the ziva comes out from his buster without being an inis just comes out but if you cause it to come out because you ate a lot or you ate a certain food it's not a ziva carrie is different kerry doesn't matter oh honest not in this you're about kerry so that's what i'm saying here that it depends on what food you ate or how much allah says bean juice you know what we call bean juice today here you know what bean juice is it's coffee coffee is bean juice it's a type of a juice that comes from me no not mama okay i'm kidding villain but it's a bean juice you take a bunch of beans you you grind them you get some juice will i pile uh how do you say pollen english um lentils no meg griezmann shall paul sorry shall paul you're right you better green shell pile time to be fine um fatty meat and murios is the fish brine villain and what these five foods that if you eat it could bring to tomah that's why people actually because of this they eat on friday night they eat chum for this exact reason but stefan carrot you want that you try some of these sponsored for sure for sarlino bass golden leia sounds familiar no was that the mishna no somebody else and for of ashamed abraham sweet did i say the first one is for of sorrow chris chris this is not good do not eat this ribosome the hagga lloyd gales what's that huh there we go something like this don't quote me on it but it looks good very edible verbatim oh yo you ready you ready vega gear you his last name is gargier and his father sits next to him every single day avi garger has been with us for three years finally their name is in chasse what's garguir gagir is a very special thing you'll see the gear is racket yeah you know you should come here because all the other kids got to come here and i forgot to mention that he comes every day in a sim club come come here did you come up that day i was like okay here hold on hold this put it down okay great this is a similar guy here you can keep that one it gives me such nadas these kids come every day it's like wow unbelievable the the navy tells us that somebody went out there to get oi rice iris is very good food by mistake he did a little bit of a switcheroo and he got poisoned full of the poison he fed it to all the navy and the navy started screaming poison poison alicia said don't worry about it just throw a little bit of flour in there you'll be okay tonight this is the ra it's what is it called racket so he went to get racket to feed to the navy why is it called rice is them so if you have if you can't eat it for whatever reason you put it on your eyes it's great for the eyesight renault we're talking about geiger that's that grows by itself and it doesn't have the issues of growing with other things and it's matish the kaya says rashi if it grows next to other plants it'll have less power it'll have less impact omar afghan says don't wear the the the host pajamas because it could be very embarrassing if this tomo says the gemara one of the most interesting suggestions when ravi used to travel to darshich makhra is man i'm looking for a wife for one day who wants to marry me rabbi say today that's called suicide try it if you want to die a very painful death you announce these kind of announcements barack obama rav the governor when he went to another city he said who wants to be my wife for one day in other words he was a concern that he might have a taivo so he wanted to have a wife for that day and he's going to divorce her as soon as he leaves the divorces the more says rav laflin there's a shot from the benya yoda i went out yesterday to buy the safer it's four volumes they have it somewhere if anybody's looking i'll tell you where to buy it not in the regular store here rob nachman [Music] you can have two wives in two different countries yeah okay so benjamin says he argues in rashi and he says that what happened was if you notice it was only when rav went to darsh whatever the name of the place is the darshish or shakhtar for rav never traveled anywhere else only that place he says you know why because they're like in kurdistan kurdistan have a very bad minute they don't like to get married until they're 30 years old so he went to this place to give them musser and he said look i'm married not only am i married but i'm going to get married for one day because it's very important to be married he wanted to give them a muster moves that's what he says and then he goes on to say that these women they were talking about pierce neither not they didn't have issues with neither they're too old already they were past that age so adraba faker is showing i'm marrying an older woman it's not for stop you guys have to get married that's his job it's not like in those days like in these days you know didn't have internet and have phones gets married over here he has a few kids over there he has a few kids here and it's going to end up that the brother's going to marry sister i'm saying in the world america is lou amri sorry you read it like this army rabbanon call isla you're talking about rav the galadore regime comes the city he announces he wants to be my wife of course everybody lines up they want to be married to every time i can ask you even if it's for the day we had a food court and got the law so same idea get married fine married for a day let's say they have a kid so everybody's going to say oh that's from home can i see his kid so there's not going to be a problem with mamzeros they know that these kids in the neighborhood are conquering this kid over there is the face of us is also they're not going to get married not going to be a proud malcolm [Music] so we have another problem and this is a myself and again to our days as soon as as soon as a woman accepts kedusan she agrees to marry somebody from the excitement alone it could cause her to become a neither and therefore she cannot get married for seven days so how do they marry it seems like they just walked into the city announced and boom they got married why is it it's very negaya it happened i heard a lot of isis now because of corona if let's say the wedding is i don't know it's supposed to be in the summer and because of corona they say okay let's do it a month early let's get married now it happened because of the the halls are closing down remember all those things in a week from now you can't do more than uh 50 people let's do the classic now but you can't do the question now maybe that's going to cause neither so it's shineless you have to go ask the rub all these things you have to ask there of when you if let's say they break an engagement and then they the guy comes back does it cause again does it not cause these are shiloh ask your local rabbi tabooli knows he used to send out from there and make an announcement rav's coming line up so they had a whole week okay rob is going to marry you then a week afterwards he came and it's not a problem if he knows that in a week from now it could be his wife so it's less of a taivo so you should look at isis here teises has a bunch of different important points here tyson's question number one is since she is us aren't him completely used then there's no past ally so he says okay there is a little bit of past missile because later on that itself it just takes down but he asked another question we know that a hopas neither you can't be messiaka with a wife like that right even bismarck they put a kid in the room whatever it is this you can't so how could he even be with her it's not it doesn't count as anything so he says a very interesting thing he says that maybe a married man doesn't have the same problem of that he doesn't have that type of mela he could be missing um what else okay fine but he learns a different shot in rashi that was just not that he they weren't really married so to speak and mama he avoids all these questions the boys have a wonderful day oh man do you say over here no it's not true let me if a guy if a buffer knows he's going to marry finest almighty he could stay in two more years and learn he's not working here part of the brown man tomorrow he's never gonna have a chance to know he's gonna be with that person he's never gonna be with him he knows that no maybe he could it is a condition so come back in three maybe in terms of taivo maybe it does do something i don't know because it's better than nothing it's better than nothing saying look i have a wife i don't know it's right and what if he stayed at what if he stays for a week you