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Good
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morning.
Boys, we'll do a good morning from
Africa. Here we go. Good morning.
Give I have some very interesting news
here.
Starting this week, we have a a column
basically featuring stories from the
year. If you want to make it to the army
magazine, come up with a good story with
a good bub misa and we'll say it over
here. It's a very interesting thing
happened. So the first the first week
talks about Yasi Saunders and how he
um he learned every ma since the
beginning but from every he missed a few
daff but he keeps on going. He learned
1800 daf. also have here the um a
picture even of the guy who I read his
me email or his letter his handwritten
letter after three months and he so
happened to be here for the first time
ever in the shar and uh so that's the
story I really wanted to put the story
of Ellie silver in there the story where
the guy said that he was he was watching
the shar on chabas for two years and
then he became a bouva through the shear
they advised me not to they said the
first week you know go a little easy.
Like maybe next week. Sure enough, in
this
magazine, Remorai Kamki writes that
whole story.
So, he wrote it well.
You got
it. Um, I just want to show you a
gorgeous picture that I took myself, you
can say. So, it's hard to see these
guys. We didn't see them actually in the
Serengeti, but before that, the guys
from Artis, we went in Nairobi. Look at
that sky. Nothing. I didn't edit zero.
That's how it was. Also, there's a we
saw a very thing. I'll show you share
with you if I
can. So, Dave Dave said that he could he
could go out and take a picture in front
of this rhinoceros. I said he'll kill
you. He said, "Nah, I could outrun him."
He looked like, you know, this thing is
weighs over a ton. So, he I said, "No,
there's nothing in this safari that you
could outrun. Zero. Not even a mongoose.
I don't know what. Nothing. Zero. Take a
look at their speed. They actually do
have speed and they have a nice gazum to
fight over
here. You're not out running that
guy. Then we also noticed that the
largest animals in the safari are how do
you say they don't they're not
carnivore. They don't eat meat or they
only eat these guys only eat grass. The
elephants only eat leaves and then trees
and the the hippopotamus. Same thing.
The largest the giraffes. They're the
largest animals. You don't have to eat
meat. The voice I do is a uh complete AI
with the voices, with the pictures, with
everything. Somebody put together
advertisement. I got it from 40 people
at least.
I got it again yesterday. I'm like,
"Okay, I just here." Yeah, I saw it, but
I'll show it anyway. It's Gishmak. If
you know the the original, then you
What's going on here? He flies private
in a commercial jet.
Reb Sruli and Reb Ellie listened to his
dar
show. He once made a real estate deal
using only one word, shin. Louie once
borrowed his
helicopter. His granddaughter got into
seminary before she was born. He is the
most hull man in the
world. I don't always visit Lakewood,
but when I do, I stay at the Haven.
Stay comfortable, my friends.
All right.
Dear Rebelli, this is I'm only reading
one email now. Just something I put on
our MDY Europe group that you might want
to say and cheer tonight and tomorrow.
This is from Eisenthal from the Europe
Retention Group. Dear MDY family, we're
coming up to the of and the of there are
two points. It has many hours. So it's
ideal time to catch up on any missing.
It brings a renewed power of learning
the can to continue. Let's use the to
give us the boost we need two years to
the Eisen. This is what he put on his
group. So it's a good idea. Do we have
that other video Gary? Put it in
where? Maybe you play it. If you put it
in, play it. Ah, okay.
So, yesterday we uh in middle of Shar,
it might have been the first time in
middle of Shear. There was
sirens and I'm not going to call it
middle shear. It was in the middle of
the emails portion. That's the most
important part. It might be important,
but it doesn't stop missiles.
So, we all left very nicely.
All anybody that wasn't kasides, we all
left.
We went
into I come back. This is smoozing here
like if nothing happened. I I reminded
them. I said, "Listen, you don't have
to. I I get it, but this this roof
happens to be not a metal uh concrete
like all other roofs. The fear is that a
a projectile." So not the actual missile
sharel and we actually have one block
away a place that I learned for a few
years in Penul a whole the whole
fuselage something massive fell down on
their front steps where kids usually
hang out and and because they were
inside and nobody here we go.
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All right. So, we're all in that uh not
a mammad, but the closest thing we have
over here, which is the
steerwell, we have a very easy daff.
Oh, a guest here. Guest. What's your
name? Sadik. No, no. What's your name?
What's your name? Tell us. David, when
was the last time you
hear what's your name? Wimber Michael
Winr from Tene. So I grew up next to
that guy over there. Ah, that's why
you're so And that's why you're here. We
grew up. I threw him under the bus by
mistake. He comes every day. I'm
kidding. He's like here. He's one of
the Rabbi Vanderved.
Yes, we miss you. You live in Lakewood
now. Yes. You're Vald. Who else?
You're you're kind of new. No. Um
Sharfman. You're But you were here once
before. What? Once. Sorry.
Well, three is the same. What's your
first name? Ezra. Ezra Sharfman.
Be very proud of your brother. He's
unbelievable guy. He does. He goes above
and beyond. Unbelievable. Who else?
He loves it.
Yeah.
is sponsored by
anonymous the monthly
sponsors. Oh, I'm going to
forget.
So, I I did forget already, but a bunch
of people uh donated yesterday for
Gimarus. We're still looking to to raise
over I would say right now about
$80,000. We started yesterday at 100.
Um, I don't know if I could say his
name. Could I say Schlumarian's name? He
gave $20,000.
$20,000. Um, what's the guy in the
Hebrew? I said, we're looking for Hebrew
sponsors. Also, a guy got up, gave a 100
gimar. What's his name? Amar
Amar from London. He's actually he's
more of a English speaking person. He
comes to all the Hebrew. If anybody else
wants to be again I challenge the to
find that has more of an effect return
on investment the greatest return on
investment you could change a person's
life and usually by changing a person's
life you change his whole family's life
by giving one gimar he gets a
free boom I get nobody no one has ever
come to me and said I have a better
deduction than that no one has ever told
I I know I'm biased but I'm It's I'm
throwing it out there. Maybe shovel. But
how? For 55 bucks. For 55 bucks. They're
teaching kids. They're changing. But it
doesn't cost not 55 bucks. I said $55.
$55. You're changing kids. How? Maybe
soon. Okay. Maybe. If you explain how
you could do it for $55 bucks. You're
giving money to a school. They're
teaching the kids. It's not $55. $55 is
one day. I'm talking about a one time
thing. Actualize in honor of David. Oh,
there's a thousand others duckus and
they're all great. I'm saying that
amount a month in honor of David Mkin of
Eastern Union and all Silver Spring
Ders. Ellie Dman, you're going to go
down in history. The one guy that
challenged it, but the island didn't
really agree. Ellie Dyman for the
reforce lay of Ben Rifka. No, but $55.
You need a $10,000 to get a guy in. Ask
hello.
Um to to bring ask ask any ask Wolfson
ask what does it cost him to get a guy
to do tru it costs thousands of dollars
per person I think it's $10,000 a person
you have to pay for the you have to pay
for the facility you have to pay say
$55
anonymous lakewood Central Jersey MDY
family. Yesterday they opened up the
12th satellite place in Jerusalem.
There's like 20 people there in Lut.
That's there's 30 people there. No, I
like to exaggerate on the
lower. No, I go there's 30 people there.
And that was where Benny Rdnik, he
started the first first one. He bought a
screen and went across the street from
the the Waldorf. They had Lutzk there
and he started it and this Are they
using your screen? No, they actually
moved the PL.
Yeah. Yeah, they moved. I know. So I was
once giving a shear and Lutz and if Remy
came with all his equipment and set up a
whole TV screen and everything, TV is
broken and all a guy goes a year ago
Benny brought a screen here and and we
pulled it out and it saved the day.
I said
right of our dear friend
and three
young in honor of the dark I wanted to
donate but this is the first link I
see every day it
changes daily sponsors the ash Davidson
Federer and Glazer children and
grandchild. Oh, what did I say? The ash.
The ash. Davidson Federer and Glazer
Glazer Glazer children and
grandchildren. Maz to Lenny on his 70th
birthday.
May you have health and until 120. Joe
and Galia Berry Lemas Joe's mother on
her yard side anonymous. Thank you for
elevating the Serengeti to this to this
right place. We are we were the guest
Wednesday night cheer. Very nice.
What happened? That came the guys that
came in your shar from LA.
Oh, okay. We were the guest Wednesday
night. Okay. Beautiful. Thank you. Thank
you guys. $55 to save a life.
Wow. This
$55 Bam is going to go. Sometimes it's a
bust. You get a guy that This is going
to the guy that's going to save his
life. Thank you. No. If he get 55, I'll
get
Oh, the best investment. This is more
than Chuvu. Wow. What does Shu cost to
save a life? Cuz I want to be in
Atlanta.
David and Mayor
Houserak in honor of who was birthday
her support during unemployment and
helping me come to MDY daily. Where is
he?
David. Wow. and to give a donation such
a
massive should pay you 100,000 times
over on hisund on 10th yard side his now
11year-old son are you laughing it's not
the right time to
laugh on his 10th yard side his now
11year-old son 11year-old son you hear
what's going on here 11year-old son
learns the daf every day.
Wow. Get over here. Get over here. Come
here. Get over here. Let him through.
Central Jersey ATV Club joined this year
for a free trip in honor of Rebelli.
Central Jersey ATV Club joined this year
for a free trip in honor of Listen to
this on his 10th yard is now 11year-old
son. 11-year-old son. You learn to d
every day. What's your name?
I see her every day for the last 5
years. What's your name? Shimon Feder.
Shimsh Feder. Shimsh Feder. Six years.
Six years. Shimsh.
Where do you work? Tell the island where
you're working. Carfor. What's car for?
It's a supermarket behind what counter?
Supermarket in the corn. In the maras
here, right? And you do meat, right? Or
fish? I'm a meat guy. The meat guy. Meat
guy. So this guy last year last nine
years. What? He's leaving. Look at he's
leaving.
Should I tell you where I work? Yeah.
Get over here. Get over here.
This guy's a big tadic. He works very,
very hard for a living and he knows how
to learn. He goes to two. Sometimes he
pretends he doesn't go to the other and
he answers questions in milia. Right.
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Okay. Good. Is very very nice. means a
lot. Revie, I want to save two lives. I
got I got 200 for tuna. Ah, two lives.
Two lives. I I want to I want to save.
This is There's more than two lives.
$120. I don't know math. How much? Me?
You want change?
What do you got here? Where you
collecting money? Two lives. The whole
shear. We're not going to start shar
Yes.
This comes from the tuna guy.
dagimtuna.com. Forget the meat. Eat
tuna. Yeah, let's go.
Okay, I'm not thinking anything less
than a thousand shekele now. Done. I'm
done. MDY kids monthly
for Rivk Mr. Stansky. Art of the month.
of his rebellion and the whole staff to
continue to make so of so many in honor
of Kleinazi for all the work to do. I'm
serious. I looked at the clock. I was
like, "Wow, it's 7:16. We're going to
get a great start here." All of a
sudden, it's 11 minutes later. I'm not
I'm not sure. I start I stopped. We
didn't have an email for 10 minutes.
Unbelievable.
Okay. We're holding 2 4 6 8 nine lines
from the bottom.
What happened was Apha the brother was
talking in learning he was saying
over his brother Aimi walks in and his
brother Aimi says you know let me ask
you some questions
on you're standing there in front of
everybody and you're saying it you
probably know your stuff. So he asked
him all these questions. He
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says he first swears you're not going to
eat I'm not going to eat nine apples.
It doesn't matter what. I say apples.
You say dates.
I know it's dates. It's figs. Whatever
they are.
Vaser. And then he swears I'm not going
to eat 10 figs. Nine figs then 10 figs.
Nine apples and 10 apples.
M. So he says,
"Oh, he says why? Cuz you added you went
from 9 to 10." He
says, "What are you talking about? The
imams got confused. I fooled
you. By the time you get to 9,
you're what happened?" He said, "First,
I'm not going to eat nine apples." And
then he said, "I'm not going to eat 10."
Nine comes before 10. So when you get to
nine, you're ready. In his mind, he
thought, "Oh, he's adding to the 10
comes after nine, so he's he's making
another number 10." No, it goes by how
much you can eat. Since he's not allowed
to eat nine, so certainly he can't eat
10. So the second didn't add a thing.
You only had
one. Oh, so let me ask you another
question. Let's reverse
it. First he swore they won't eat 10.
And then he says, "And I won't eat
nine."
Ma he says, "Oh,
that's reminds me of the famous story.
Uh, a Harvard professor comes to Arav."
He says, "I want you to teach me Gar. I
heard Gimmorra is the the smartest book.
It makes people really smart. Teach me."
He says, "I can't teach you. You have a
teach." He says, "No, what? I'm a
professor. I I teach." He says, "Okay,
fine. If you can pass this test, I'll
I'll let you in. I'll I'll teach you."
Gmorrah. So, okay. Two people came down
the chimney. One his face was dirty and
one his face was clean. Who's going to
wash his
face? No, no, for real. The guy with the
dirty face is going to wash his face. He
says,
"No." He's looking at the guy with the
clean face and he sees he has a clean
face. So he figures he also has a clean
face. So he doesn't wash his face. The
guy with the dirty face with the clean
face looks at the guy with the dirty
face and he thinks that his face is
dirty cuz that guy's face is dirty. So
it's actually the guy with the clean
face that washes his face. Okay, fine.
You got me. Ask me another question. He
says, "Okay." Two people come down the
chimney. One has a clean face, one has a
dirty face who washes his face. He says,
"We already established." The guy with a
clean
face. No, it's the guy with the dirty
face. The guy with the clean face knows
he has a clean face. He doesn't wash his
face. The guy with the dirty face. Okay,
fine. He says, "No, who?" Ask me
another. Two guys come down and chim.
Okay, it's the guy with He says, "No,
they both wash their face. Since the guy
with the uh the clean face, see the guy
with the dirty face, he goes and washes
his face. So the guy with the dirty face
realizes he also has to clean his face.
So they both wash their face. Okay. No.
Ask two guys come down chimney. He says
both wash. No, both don't wash. Cuz the
guy with the dirty face sees the guy
with the clean face doesn't wash his
face. He also doesn't wash his Okay. Ask
me another question. He says you shait.
How is it possible that two people come
down the same chimney and one has a
dirty face and one has a clean face? The
whole thing doesn't even start.
Valdic. So he
says saying he's asked his brother. No a
guy makes a shuah on nine and then he
says 10. How many? He says two. No it's
one. Okay. So ask me another one. He
says okay he he first made nine then he
says on 10 and then he says nine. How
many? He says only one. No it's two.
Okay.
you're
confused when he first makes he's not
going to eat 10. So he only becomes user
on the when he gets to apple number 10.
When he makes a second and he says I'm
not going to eat nine. So it's he added
something. Now even if he eats nine
apples he's over on the So the second is
a real. So now he's over if he eats 10
apples he'll be over on two. Why? When
he gets to the ninth apple he's over on
the second. when he gets to the 10th
apple he's on the
first
Omaro if you really want to be like that
maybe Aimi was actually or Apho was very
smart and he actually meant something
very
deep after all we called him the
Padisa these are the the sharp ones of
Padisa I could find a case where a guy
first swears 10 and then swears nine
You tell me that if he swears 10 and
then nine, he has to bring two kurbanas.
He was on two if he eats 10 apples. Why?
Because the second also takes place
because nine comes before
10. I can find the case where if a
person swore 10 and then nine, he's only
one. Very simple
case. If a person swore they won't eat
figs and grapes. So when is he on the
only after he eats both the figs and the
grapes and then he made a second which
says that he'll be easier and quicker
even if he only eats figs he'll
be so let's think about it for a second
a guy makes
awes the the the dates or the figs first
he's not if he eats the grapes then he
becomes because he ate both items then
he makes
another not going to eat figs so as soon
as he eats the figs he's and if he eats
grapes what happens he's again he's on
the
first so listen to what happens great he
did that but what happened
is he ate ate the figs. So what is he
for the second
one the but over here he decided he
designated an animal to be
the then he went and he ate grapes. So
typically speaking if a person eats figs
and then grapes after he made a that
he's not going to eat figs and grapes
they combine together and boom he has to
bring a carbon. But over here he he
broke it off since he designated a
carbon. So there's no connection between
the figs and the grapes. He separated
them. He put a wall between the two of
them and they don't combine to to be
aw item that he's eating. You're asking
how it works. I don't know how it works,
but that's what the is saying. It's
making a it's showing that something
else something starts after the carbon.
Now he came and he ate the grapes.
That's only half of what he's of what
he's not allowed to eat. The whole thing
of what he's not allowed to eat is
grapes and figs. But you can't combine
the grapes and the figs because he
brought a carbon in between the figs and
the grapes.
So says if you take that
logic he may like our case he swore
first he's not going to eat 10
apples. Then he said I'm not going to
eat nine.
And he ate nine apples. So now he's on
the second that he made. Yeah. But he's
for he's for the that's for the second
he made and he needs to bring a carbon
carbon and he designated a
carbon and then he ate the 10th apple.
So over here also you cannot combine the
10th apple with the n that he ate
earlier. Why? Because a carbon in
between just means you don't have the
full amount to make
you great.
So we discussed the we discussed we even
discussed we're going to discuss them
again for no reason. How do you say in
vain in vain? In
vain
pointless you try to change something
that human beings
know. He something like this. He looks
at this marble beam and he says, "This
is a a gold pillar. It's made out of
gold." Every person understands that
he's talking, but he said took said
Hashem's
name. I don't think there's a generation
in history that we understand the
statement more than
today. A man says that he's a
woman. This started already 2 and a half
thousand years ago, this problem. or a
woman says that she's a man. So that's
a something that's
impossible. Here it's famous Yoshi
picture. I swear I saw a flying camel. I
saw a flying camel. What could it
possibly mean? What was he going to say?
Maybe he was exaggerating. Maybe maybe
he meant a a plane, a aircraft, maybe a
large bird. What? But he used the lotion
of I saw a flying camel.
Oh, vulture.
What? Gumar said earlier that there is a
correct. Yeah, that may get there
quicker. Correct. But you know what?
That's the exact same question that you
asked me yesterday.
You asked me that same question
yesterday.
No, you said oh. It's if if it's
possible. So then let's beious for that
one possibility.
It doesn't matter. It's the same
question, right? I'm paying attention to
your questions.
Okay. You better be careful because I'm
going to put in the
here. Listen. And here
I I swear I saw something the size of
this
beam. This is the the the big beam that
that crushes the the olives to make
olive
oil here. Yoshi did this on a big beam.
I saw like this. He was the size of the
beam.
Omar. Okay. Okay, so now we're we're
changing into this is really he tells to
you saw the car accident. It happens all
the time. I know people this happened to
somebody hits you. Somebody runs a red
light. Now you have to tell the cops.
Look, he ran the red light. It's not my
fault, but you need witnesses. And
there's people there that could testify.
They don't want to bother with it. So
they
say, "We're swearing. We're not going to
give
you somebody swore that he's not going
to do a mitzvah.
There's a baker went off just a few
three maybe three years ago I said in
share I remember seeing the clips I
didn't want to even look for it I feel
bad this guy swore he took his fillin in
front of everybody and he burnt his
fillin remember this it's a terrible
story but just a few months later they
he already did chu and he was wearing
and he had a lot of but it happens a guy
says I'm not going to do a mitzvah
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not
going to shake
a I'm not going to
wear this is the referring
to you're you have to get malus.
So this is different than
a you'd get for the you have to bring a
carbon red over here for the shig you
don't do anything rais check out this
beautiful video that he
has worked hard on
this this keeping in mind that I love
labers brother did you put on filling
today how about a lulv not your thing
how about sleeping in a suka Listen,
this is going to be a spiritual
experience you'll never forget. Enough.
I swear that I won't put on tenner
today. Won't take a lulaf and won't
build a shook. Oh, in that case, I've
got a different spiritual experience for
you.
Now you'll receive 39 malcus for aua
shove the maze. One. Ow. Two. Ow. Three.
Ow. I told you this will be a spiritual
experience you'll never forget. Four.
Ow. Wait. But don't you need a bin for
Malcus? And they warning. And besides, I
thought Kabad doesn't sleep at a shuka.
And since I swore unintentionally, I'm
putter even from a carb. What won't we
do to be macar another Jew? Five. Ow.
How you
doing? Okay.
Getting better.
Better liked it. Okay, good.
Zaram liked it. Renee Renee liked
it. Yoshi, who's aim
Ari asked me, I don't understand. It
keeps him pushing me. He says, you have
this coil, but how do they help the
daff? I said, look, the the one guy's in
charge of the this, one guy's in charge
of that. They help every day. They help.
Okay, this
guy's first he swears he's going to eat
this donut. And then a second later, he
says, "I swear I'm not going to." So now
he has a big problem cuz if he doesn't
eat it, he's over in the first one. If
he does eat it, he's over in the second
one. So what is this? Rabbi said, "What
happened here? If we if we break it down
a little
bit, here's the guy. There's a yes and a
no here. I don't know what this is. Some
sort of I guess in the shape of a
book. He said, I swear I'm going to eat
it. So the second said, what's the
second? What is
it? It's it's it's stupidity. You can't
swear you're not going to eat it after
you have to eat it. Why? Why do you have
to eat it? cuz you swear you're going to
eat it. Once you swear you're going to
eat it to eat it. So saying
saying
so if you don't eat it you're on the
first that he made if you do eat it then
you're on
what?
Correct. Uh that's a very good question.
The Gimar asked the question. He said
what they were asking both of them on
the two sides in the right and the left.
These are what happens is when you go on
a safari you just get
more you start asking better questions.
A seretti. You hear that? I lying if I
said different.
I can't even bear listening to these
things. That's the same comic. That's
the same. That's been used a few times.
No, that was on the ser.
Okay. Remember
Okay.
So, this coming from Shamsi told me and
I I might have said this already in
public. He told me he says, you know, if
you give me a gar and this I could sit
in the serenity my entire life. I could
look at an elephant for an entire day.
One elephant the entire day. He said
that's he said it's not a
because when his wife heard it she gave
him 39
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whatever. Oh so says the mission of the
first one is
a so that we saw already. So if you do
eat the
bread says of course right away you're
right is immediately but you're also in
that
case when a person says on a on a bean
that it's
gold we already had this in the what's
beautiful about is a lot a lot of what
they bring all the later and we learn it
again in the Mishna we already we're
familiar you need three people at least
to look at it and say this is a beam
Not professionals, just any layman looks
at it. That's not gold. Okay.
So, excuse
me. I I swear I saw if I didn't see a
camel flying through the air. The lush
is very interesting. It should have said
I saw a camel flying through the air.
Not I didn't see a camel flying through
the air. It's tricky, right? When we
when we read it, we didn't pay attention
because we kind of understood what the
what it means. But it it's it
says it really has to be read. I did see
a camel flying through the air. No,
let's not change
it. It's going on what he made also for
him. He says, "If I did not see, we're
using that. If I don't if if I no see
then yes I can eat fruit then the the
then my my what I'm making myself to is
so we're going to use the negative
because if I didn't see then I I cannot
eat fruit
I don't understand what
cuz he's saying that he's he's basing it
on him seeing a camel
what because
stupid thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, they
that's that's the here that it's
impossible for him to see a camel. So, a
flying camel. Then it's Yeah. I hear
what you're asking. They
discuss why do we have to take his words
literally? Let's understand what
happened. Mish like Noah was with me in
the jeep, not this pastime, the time
before. And there was a a certain person
diving right or something. And there's a
bird, you were also in the jeep, a
there's a bird, I'm not exaggerating,
his head was this tall and he actually
could fly like he said was the largest
flying bird in Africa. And the guy he he
went crazy. I don't know if he spoke or
Kimat spoke. It sounded like he was
speaking like, "Guys,
look." He went he went nuts. He's never
seen a thing that that tall. When you
see something for the first time, his
head was like 6 feet tall and he has he
has wingspan the each wing the size of
the table it was weird to see and take
off like he has to jump a few times and
then like like running down a runway and
then so you see so so he he exaggerated
a guy like that could say I saw a camel
flying he didn't mean a camel he meant
here look he even
um where is it here look at this see
this this birds he has a 9 and a half
foot wingspan so it's almost as is as
wide as a camel. If you ever see these
guys up front, even even a vulture, a
vulture up front, he's this tall. He
He's It's a massive animal. You know, I
once uh saw American eagle up front,
like literally touched him. It's
massive. It's not a joke. I mean, if you
look at these videos, they could lift up
a small deer, a sheep, you know? They're
they're massive animals.
So let's not he he didn't say he used
camel as a as a muscle to what he saw
or perhaps no you got to go by his word
he said camel camel I don't care what he
thought in his mind I need to hear does
it go by the the words that he used or
what he meant in his head so
says oh he did this you know whatever
this is this is one of these vultures
And he said he said
camel and when he swore he meant what he
meant which is a large
bird. Maybe we should only go based on
his mouth what came out of his mouth his
words and now what he what he has in his
mind. But we
learned when they make a person swear
they say listen you should
know you can't fool around with us and
say one thing and think in your mind
something else it's not going to work
because you're your what you're swearing
is based on what we we're thinking in
our heads the tells
him I just saw a very interesting story
it's a little bit to the hour where it's
true story where a guy was dying re
dying and all of a sudden he realized
that if he dies and he doesn't have
children, a young guy, his wife won't be
able to get married for the next, you
know, seven years or so. Why? Because
his brother is only 6 years old and his
brother's
dalita. So he went ahead and he divorced
her. It was a compassionate divorce like
a few days before he was and he was
right afterwards. And then they realized
that in the get he wrote his they added
a name and he used his new name which is
only 10 days old you know they add
whatever they add to that name. So there
the it was a real does it go by what he
meant and by this and the and now does
she have to wait seven years some
actually says she has to wait the seven
years. It's a puzzle to get it's a sad
story no doesn't go on what we did and
what we thought it goes about okay my
mom
Yeah, obviously.
Yeah, but if it's not a good guess,
she's she's not she's it's not a she's
not.
Yeah. No, the warrior definitely going
to say it's okay.
What?
Maybe he called monopoly money. He
called it real money. Basically, he was
playing games. In his mind, he was
thinking, "Look, I paid you back. Here's
here's $10,000 of monopoly money." And
he he gave it to the guy. It's a
scundri. It's fake money. It's it's it's
it's uh wooden chips there. It's
nothing. But in his mind, oh I paid you
back. So he's taking another word and
flipped it in his mind something else in
his mind works. So that's why I have to
invoke the bez's mind and say it doesn't
work. The famous story
where told somebody somebody denied that
he owes money. So said okay so swear. He
said okay. He comes to Bezon. He shows
up with his walking stick and I I forgot
to look it up. I remember I was in
Kesher Navi when I gave the shir and I
thought I had a some sort of stick and I
forgot what happened there. Maybe it was
a water gun. I don't remember what. I
did some stickick. Maybe it wasn't so
memorable. So maybe it wasn't so
Gishmak. Basically he he comes to be
with his walking stick his cane and and
he has to hold a safety in his hand. So
he tells the the lender he says, "Do me
a favor. Hold my stick for a second." So
the lender holds a stick and then he
holds and he swears I paid you back. And
what happened was that he did something.
Oh. A here it is. But I have to find a
picture.
Where is it? Oh, here. This is it. This
is the picture. And then it turns the
guy was so furious that he swore falsely
with the satar. So he broke the cane and
out comes pouring all the money. So
that's a great trick. He didn't change
anything in his mind. He didn't say
camel, I meant bird. He literally gave
the guy his money back with a trick. He
made him hold the money.
Yeah. Yeah. Which reminded me Kanye
Deva. I I I probably mentioned it then.
Uh back in the day when I was in
Chicago, there's a big home run um Sammy
Sosa Maguire. Sammy Sa from Chicago. So
the whole Chicago was very into it. He
was going to hit 70 home runs in one
season and they were every game he hit a
home run. He hit a home run. And the
next the next I don't have a good
picture, but the next year they found
this in Sammy Sosa's bath. This this is
called a cork. It basically they drill a
hole and they fill it up with cork so it
gives it more of a pop. So he's cheated.
It was such a such a let down. All that
70s Mish flew out the window worth
garnish put a stain on his reputation.
Whatever. That's mish kanya. Kanye the
Sammy. Kanye the Sammy we'll call it.
So
he put a Kanye in. He put the the the
cork in his in his muscle. I got it.
Rabbi Schoberg is looking. He has no
idea. Does How does this relate to to to
football? Cricket. Uhhuh. Yeah. So
imagine cricket. You put cork. I think
Rabbi Schmburg, I think your next
article should be on bats and cork and
if that's to
Yeah. Oh.
Oh, wow. It's so How do we get here? We
got to finish the
whole I got so excited when I saw this.
I
said, and we're talking
about and then I had such a let down.
It's like it's a different time at all.
At the end of
the you should know I'm making you swear
with my mind's
mind. Why did he have to say on my mind?
He just say you
swear you should you should do
everything Hashem
said because the thing as a bomb
question I say this mush over and over
but it's the wife suspects that her
husband stole a piece of chicken from
her on yum kipper. She comes to the tray
and a big giant piece of chicken is
missing. So she accuses him of eating
kipper. He says are you crazy? You
telling me that I ate this piece of
chicken here? Test me right now. Make me
a coffee with milk and I'll drink
it. You ate I am kipper. You think that
it's going to be
a He's He thinks that they're going to
do you know I make you swear in Hashem's
name that you're not going to do. They
have a desire. You think they care about
awah? How is the gonna stop them as
okay is going to give them the right the
right um it's going to help them
overcome whatever it is.
So,
so you can't you can't make them swear
that that you're going to
keep word because he could think in his
mind I'm thinking about my which is
also so just say I make you swear that
you should keep the why does he have to
say on my mind just say something very
direct keep the problem isra means one
but we have two we have
the
say and you don't need to come
on the
famous I should
say you want to play games so they'll
say no I meant that we're going to keep
the we're going to keep we're not going
to keep the
whole so
say just tell them I'm making you swear
they keep the
is also
considered it says in
the is compared to all the mitzvah it's
as bad as as being over the
whole
just so what do I gain from that because
it
says keep the mitzvah so then they'll do
a trick they'll keep one mitzvah out of
the 613 so is keep plural. No mitzvah is
only entirely only two. So he should
have told them keep all the noises cuz
that they they'll keep and that's
it. Sometimes you see and I I get a lot
of from it. Me personally you see a guy
without a yam without nothing.
They wear tiss today. It's a whole
thing. Like there's a there's a movement
is they won't keep anything but they'll
keep tiss Why? Because when I said in my
mind I'm going to do I'm going to do the
whole I'm going to keep because like the
whole Okay. So they do a trick.
So So keep
613. Okay. You got me. That was a good
That's a good one. He should have made
him swear 613. Then he doesn't have to
invoke his mind and Hashem's mind. But
the question is
Why did stick to the whole
story? Because once you stick a then
it's a rabin. It's like just a mush
silly mush. I know somebody that anytime
there's an argument in the family, they
take a vote. Every kid gets a vote. But
his trick is he says, "I'm the father.
My vote is five
votes." So
automatically, yeah, there's no voting.
So if you put a there he's at least a
rabbi at least a rabb you don't need a
rabb you don't need 10 people you have a
that's enough says more like
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again.
I'm sure they did it
yesterday.
Says, "If I didn't even see a snake the
size of a of a beam of the of the olive
press." Everybody should have asked this
question. If he ever saw a python, I
don't even know if I should show it.
It's kind of gross, but uh we'll show a
little bit, maybe 10 seconds of it.
Here's a python trying to swallow a
deer. And it does. Okay, you watch the
whole thing. We don't need to see it
now. Anaconda can do a whole whole Maybe
that's what it is. I mean, it's
anaconda. It's It's massive. It It
swallows humans. Swallows here. Here I
had a picture of him swallowing an
alligator. That's anonda. That's not
anonda. That's an anonda. Yeah. So So
it's larger than the Sabbat. What's the
big deal?
So Rashi says like this. I'll just show
you the pictures. Meanwhile, we could
see it. There was a snake that was very
problematic. It kept on eating human
beings. So they didn't know what to do.
So they took uh they took an
animal. They took an animal and they
filled it up with coals. And then they
covered the the animal with hay. And the
anaconda came or whatever this thing is
and ate it. not realizing that it has
coals inside and uh that's how they got
rid of it. The whole thing exploded,
became a a big
fireball. So, you see that there was a
massive it could hold it could eat 13
stables worth of of uh food. By the way,
at the end of that this one in this
video, I never knew this. It says that
after it ate that deer, the snake
doesn't have to eat for six months. A
full month, a full year. Doesn't have to
eat for a year. About 6 months. Six
months. What? How do you know about
these things? Six months. It goes down.
You can see the Yeah. You see in the
stomach it comes smaller smaller smaller
smaller to the end. Yeah. Evaldic.
No, they they they have crazy I'm not
going to say cuz it's a she with
children, but sometimes they cut the the
snake open and uh they find some
interesting human beings in
there. Omar.
Yeah. No, I'm not going to say it. I'm
not going to say
it because the snake is different. And
it has a tariff. It has these
indentations. So we don't know exactly
what that is, but something
like you see like these indentations in
the in the actual wood of the beam. So
the snake has these indentations.
Says they also they all have these these
indentations. No, on its back you don't
find
it. This is what Shamshi asked right
away in this case. Yeah. right over
here. As soon as he says once he swore
that he's going to eat the bread, so he
cannot swear he's not going to eat it.
So once he swore he's not going to eat
it, that's a bad You don't have to eat
the bread or to be to
be as soon as he mouthed. That's it.
It's
over.
Right. Says
the is very easy and we could literally
fly through this a lot of
reputation that we just
discussed even women are now if you look
at if you could look if you don't have
article look at the first words
are that whole mission is the opposite
of what we're talking about over here.
So it's to make the the distinction
between the
which is next per
and does work by men and
women even your own
relatives even people that are we
mentioned a number of times that since
it has to do about testimony you can't
be is only indas
otherw it's only When you yourself say
the only way the other way that could
happen is if somebody says I make you
swear and you say oh but it's really
like you're saying it so it only
works
whereas is
different and what's the punishment if
you do it deliberately you get
malus and if you do it by
accident same thing so we can go a
little quicker
before also by yourself. But what's the
difference? Instead of having a carbon
you potter if you do it by
mistake both if somebody else tells you
I'm making you for you you
are I did not eat
today I did not put on film today I make
you swear and you answer the word amen.
It's as if you said it
yourself. If you say amen after
something else that somebody said, it's
as if you said it with your own mouth.
You said the whole we see by the husband
suspects his wife. So he tells her don't
have with so and so. She doesn't listen
to him. They find them together. They
don't see any act or anything. But he
takes her to Bdash and one of the things
the pro the whole process the writes
down all these and he makes her swear he
she doesn't swear he says the and all
she does is says the word amen or twice
a which
means
a so if you look at the rice in the here
it is very very simple if somebody else
makes the for you outside of basin in
the Mishna it says it's not awah in the
it says it's a contradiction. The only
way to get out of this contradiction is
to say that when your is talking about a
case that he
said so it's not a
contradiction. Yeah, it's all words that
we said
before. Here we go.
in other words out
ofd cannot make you do it can't do for
you. So that's why it says on the top.
Now it
says a lot of words that we know
already. How does the
works? I want you to come and testify
before
me. We don't know for
you. We don't know
your I make you
swear whether it was before or not.
Whether the other person did it for him,
he did it himself.
They're a
mayor. Over here it says that you are if
somebody else makes you out of business
then
say that's our difference
between one more same
thing I can prove from
our women relatives even
people
says other people can't make you swear.
However, we have a contradiction.
If somebody else makes you
swear it's a
contradiction from here.
So the difference between
and what is he coming to
add you could be that exact thing from
the difference between
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