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good morning rabbi
so there was a little bit of a bidding
war
for the
yeah for the almond base
and i was thinking about it seriously
official got
outbid but since it's his
idea i'm gonna ask the other guy if he's
uh michael official so we could do
official it's his idea so really should
have
first dibs the other bid was greater
than his bid but not
that much more that wasn't that
significant
so i mean whatever the other bidder is
kalman from the five towns so
whatever we'll have to talk to official
and come and figure it out
um today's what
we're bidding on the
the privilege of sponsoring ahmed baze
saying today's omit base is sponsored by
official catering or common from the
five towns
that's the bid and then you get to say
however you want to say it
anyways today's sponsor is joe benaro
i hope that's how you pronounce it he's
dedicating a full day that's how we like
it this money goes right by his side to
increase tire and clients role
dedication his mother's yard side on
base thomas lily nishmas esther gito
freda or fredo and freda
de rebelli another one this is another
sponsor today we cannot express
this is a very interesting one it's an
email look at the savvy
this is how i got the email it's
handwritten but in the email
from uh borough park we cannot express
enough of our gratitude to you for being
a mister in such a beautiful manner your
sense of humor only adds to the
enjoyment of the
black like you say many times it is also
gash means besides the true rookiness
anyhow i'm the guy that stated that
turning the page
i started the turning the page saga it's
him
he's the guy bark hashem today
we're all on the same page daf hashemis
brock should give you an entire khaburo
kayak to continue this
with all the broccoli thank you so much
and i'm sponsoring this year
based hamos lilu nishmas adorini avi
maori rabbi haraver biosevena ravreb
sholi haskells the chronicle of raja
show pearlstein from baroque park
they rebelli i write rebellion instead
of ellie against your wishes since the
title's not for your cupboard but rather
the covenant tyro
we love robbie pesach waxman right
you went to school didn't you old cover
from los
angeles you know that enjoy the sheer
and the cover that you created and
although i need to leave the zoom early
as soon as my hamburger arrives
i complete the death later on youtube i
want to take issue on one of your
comments today
we refer to those who collect dhaka
schneiders i think that's a derogatory
term used by many balabatim in a
condescending way i prefer the word
nitzrachim
you prefer the word they're both
terrible
yeah they're you know we have to come up
with a better word i hope to come one
morning
to the americas to join the deaf life
regards pesach
yeshua this is yeshua not to me thank
hashem for uncertain times as these
things are going remarkably smoothly
enjoying this year immensely i listen to
this year first thing in the morning p.s
maybe a resolution to turn the daft page
issue could be that rebellion switches
off each time along with the use of
variety terminology the metaphors like
moving on to will continue too
and true rebellion have a wonderful day
josh leon
now this is from our good friend
from ben zev not related to yosemite
from chicago today i felt that i must
write to you
even though you've always been in
inundated with messages and cries for
attention remington with great talents
and abilities
besides something enjoy
to connect with the shaman is torah it's
truly wonderful to participate
in even with the zoom setting i just
want to bring to your attention that the
fact that many of us have come to the
western society being
taught in a specific way that is we are
trained to see mistakes and that's
success
if it has examples teaching math class
and out of 100 formulas one guy gets
something wrong
everybody says he got it wrong we have
this happening all the time with emails
you mentioned about missing a word
or an idea or getting innovative
messages we the students have to try to
focus on the success that you might
share and you got a tour guide
how to see each and every one is
involved you have to get everybody
involved
if you wouldn't get so many responses i
would be afraid of you
quitting in a very short time as it is i
am pleased to see that you have captive
audience and will not be able to quit
even if you wish to
so as you get all those comments by way
of emails whatsapps sms or whatever
smile and realize you're doing a great
job take a deep breath
and keep it up much appreciated by me
and my wife
i can assure you p.s i really don't need
to have my name or message read to
everyone
as this is only to validate you and your
great efforts and work
bringing the daft page or portfolio left
leave side
surface or whatever else they wish to
call your attention to how they call it
your zoom friend avrom benzem
all right so we still don't have this
result we know who started it
he sponsored today then we have run
benzed that says not to pay attention to
the guy that started it
okay great
sai another wild daft today
on the base all the way in the bottom
high man the turkey trivia
if
you take the fetus of a white donkey
villa carre
and you tear it the leicester level and
you sit on top of it
so again this is more of a rookness like
a kabbalistic kind of
medicine again
seifer refused was written by shleiman
was buried and according to the martial
engine bays the gemara
nevertheless printed it in different
places sprinkled different things this
might be one of the things that wasn't
safe for rafi
rufus but you have to make sure that the
mother
is not a traefer so you open up and you
do the circus you start going through
the the heart and the lungs and you make
sure
the tummy is hygiene and everything
works well if there's such a thing and
i don't know i guess ahu
there was a person who was uh he was
uh what he called me lamela the king
said he's in charge
i guess he's a well-off to do guy he's
in pumpadis so the target
snake bit him he's jewish have at least
so he knew about this refore and he
found out that there's
13 donkeys on one side of pumbadisa
karina lukulu
he tore them all open vishtaku treyfo
but the mothers were all treyfails
not good doesn't work
he found out there's one white donkey
that's pregnant we got to run there
at the azli until he got there maisie
until he got there a lion ate it so you
realized
everybody realized something's going on
here something's fishy to have
100 treyfast is very rare
and and the one that's on the other side
of town that's eaten by a lion
what's going on here give you the rabona
maybe he was bit by a rabonan snake in
other words he was bit by a snake
because he was over on an isadora bottom
the leslie asus like we learned in
avidzaro
there's no healing of a bite of a snake
that comes because a person was over
there a bottom of a person
not because he's a person makes fun of
their bodies ah it's always their
abundant
ed a macbeth he rises then if a snake
bites a person
on such a navera there's no reform even
if there is a reform another snake will
come and bite him
there's no way out of it
god there is darwin
a person will get bit by a snake omar in
rabbi
you're right abayo that's exactly what
happened
because he was messal in the rabbana he
said
i don't care about the rabonas not
because a lot of people over there
if he is over they're abundant because
he had a taivo
okay that happens because
we'll deal with him but a person that
says the reason i'm doing this is
because i don't care about
him they they don't have a right to tell
me what to do it's it's
it doesn't make sense to me mukta
whatever what
i'm not going to write on i can't touch
the pen that's
oh such a guy he's pirated together he
doesn't care about gudaram
don't care about dharam snake comes and
bites him
there's no reform says the gemara what
happened was a real this is there's a
story that happened to this bar
khashoggi
so we just had the whole study of raven
shmuel rob was the god of dark came from
meredith israel the whole thing
kinda started up with him he grew a horn
rubbish started schmoe started with him
he didn't have any sons
so because rav was lifter ravitzhak made
xavier that year for one year he said
listen we have to do something special
to cover
when you go to the wedding and you bring
the hadassim and
the and the leaves to go in front of the
closet without drums no no bells and
whistles no bells
wasaliu antioxi here it wasn't an
average
yeah what kind of type of does a guy
have to do bells it's not a taiva
he says i don't care about rabbit's talk
he's not going to tell me what to do
so he brought ante asa vegetables
he did it with bells target
comes along a snake and it actually
killed him there's no way out of it
he tried to find the raphua with the
donkeys and this nothing worked
says the gemara uh pay attention to this
gemara for a second
high mandy carter snake wraps himself
around him
you jump into the water snakes don't
like water villas
you take a basket put it next to the
snake you don't want to bother this
thing says rashi you bother him he'll
get mad he'll bite you
and then you move the basket away from
himself but he saw that
and when he's kind of away from you
you throw into the water then this like
the lacie
and then you go back you go away and you
come out of the water you run away so
learning the gemara i understand like
what are we dealing with here it's water
snake so you give this thing a bang you
run away from it you rip it off your
head like
what is going on here the whole sugiya
coming up this thing goes into a person
he swallows it goes into the whole body
it has a taiva for a woman like what's
going on here
some first thing is i go to my go-to i
go to the marshall don't find anything
going to benja yoda
he doesn't have anything for three duff
bark
this person who
the snake wraps around him they ate
sahara grabs him
lin what do you do so what's the point
the point is that these suggest
there's the mickey
you read it regularly but there's also
deeper meanings
perhaps this is upshot lincoln
in my military you jump into the toyota
you have a problem with the azaria you
start learning tarot
villas and with the torah you're able to
bury its head with the basket you take
it you put it on the side the
heart monet and then you get away from
it you get away from it
oh but what happens is learn different
chat a little bit
what happens you go you start learning
torah you start learning brachas
everything's going geshmaq you're in a
you're in a
in a groove everything's going with
valdic and then all of a sudden
shabba you have a shabbos stuff covered
19.
it's hard gets back into the game with
sally community he comes back
he comes he climbs back on top he gets
you
so even if you miss let's say you missed
a hundred dollars of kovid
you missed a hundred that that's it
you're going to give up on shas we have
the ability
to come back you jump back into torah
and go fight there i saw this mufurus
this whole shot and guy with the leo
if you like it we'll go we'll go right
there
villas like velazi
he loves the name of the book it'll be
this number one and aleph okay fine
but i'm not gonna i'm not gonna say
invite to the the my shot them over here
but
you'll figure it out yourself if you
wanna you wanna take this shot of the
sahara and insert it wherever you want
in the coming sugiyo
i might help you out a little bit
the mechanic the the snake is jealous of
him it's mad at him says rashid's
chasing him and following his smell
if he has a friend a havrusa maybe look
at they are bill
garmiday he should have his friend carry
him for almost
you could go any way you want here he
carries his friend picks him up carries
him forth so then the snake loses
the scent dead end
viloin lishvar negro
he should jump over a ditch of water
villoi
and if that doesn't work
he should go over a whole river ubelio
let's say he got away from him but be
careful he's still going to come after
you
we're talking about some crazy snake we
had enough desire also the snake was so
smart he needed the wine
so he filled up the thing with water
until the wine came oh my
these are i don't know what different
types of snakes
fill the purifiso you should put your
bed on top of four barrels
the nickname you should be under the
stars
says rashi otherwise the snake could
jump from the roof attack you from the
from from your ceiling velezia and take
four
cats with the cerino by our buck carry
the pourier
and tie them to the four legs of the bed
the laces and you take some twigs or
anything that makes noises rashes if you
literally awesome so when the snake
comes makes noise
oh you're aware the cats are aware of it
the cats attack the snake
they kill the snake so cats could attack
the snake
human being has to run away and and go
crazy so that's why
i don't know the kisha makali they hear
it and they eat it
high manderada bastrae another shot if
you another thing you can do if a snake
chases you lyric bae khalasa you could
run
it to where it's very sandy the snakes
don't like it
says there's a woman
who saw a snake
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she wasn't sure if the snake was after
her had a type of her eloyo
if this thing happens she should take
off her clothing
and see if the snake goes to the
clothing that's
he has a tiger
what could you do have relations in
front of him
i saw also that safer the shamans can
make she could worship
and then the army coach can detect if
you do that
then the answer goes even crazier coach
can the attack of ladies
she should take some of her hair and
some of her nails debate
throw it at him gross him out the
like we saw the hair and the nails are
still part of the human being so even if
it gets destroyed it still has some
sort of connection to her hai it's a
diagonal
if a snake gets into a woman says
rasheed i say malcolm goes all the way
into the womb
part the legs put her on top of two
barrels that's
the the reach of the wine the smell of
the wine is going to entice the snake
to come out the lacy bistro shamno
village day
you take some fatty meat again a good
smell agumrae
on top of coals everything's with the
coals yesterday also we had everything
was
meat on coals that's the way it works
the lacie agano you make a good barbecue
the lacey argona de takale and you give
it you
you put it together with a basket full
of cress
here's cress
the hamro and good smelling wine village
for hassam and put it underneath her
village rayquino and mix it bahadah the
crest together
with the wine you make a gishmaka
mixture the lincoln
soft so you take like a pliers biode in
her hand
and when the snake smells it nothing
vastly comes out villishkilai
and should grab it with liquidly a
banura and burn it up in the fire the
lie
i don't know why the gemara has to say
this lava
he'll come back in okay yeah of course
no aish toyota whatever
sticking with everyone over here
my the mission says
any food you eat any drink you drink
that
everybody drinks right like my mom used
to say
if you have a stomach egg i don't know
if this is true doc you talk drink coke
it's very good for the stomach what
that's what they say even
40 years later it still works
it'll destroy your stomach from other
things and someone will forget that what
that was the rhythm what about today
without the cocaine does it work fine
so you take this let's say you take coke
now nobody in the right mind is going to
say oh
look he must have a stomachache that's
why he's drinking coke he's drinking
coke because
everybody drinks coke so there's no
problem were fool
so to every other food you let it eat
bread even though it might calm your
stomach down might do this might do that
but it's bread
so when it says
what does it come to include because
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the spleen is really good to whiten the
teeth but it's terrible on the stomach
carcinoma are very good for the stomach
but very bad on the teeth
so i would think that if you have if
you're eating karachinin
you're not doing it because
you're trying to help yourself you're
ruining your teeth you're gonna have
black teeth so why are you eating it
obviously it's not for food
commercial under this food there are
people that eat it and you're not eating
spleen because you want white teeth
you're not crazy
yeah yeah you are crazy people do not
you know those actors they take all
their teeth out and they put fake ones
in so they have
perfect teeth people do crazy things
they have white teeth
even though it'll destroy your stomach
it's terrible for the name
it says in brachas nevertheless no
that's considered food that's a big
radish
all drinks you could drink if it's a
normal drink besides made the color we
said
la so you made slaves in bahamut that
slave had all soggy broccolis remember
that slav
slav where is it
we need a new computer there's some
shots new mouse we need a new mouse
new mouse on the computer and a keyboard
oh what's love a caper berry
together with vinegar that
that is so that drink murray they could
drink
you think that's a who wants to drink
something like that no
it's a drink and you're allowed to drink
it on chops
there are people even biz maneno i heard
there are people
it's a some sort of health thing may
regulate they drink it can you drink it
on shabbos
is it a reformed drink or is it a
person's thirsty
omale tanina we learned hola masking
choice
a human being doesn't drink it if you
drink it you should know something is
wrong with your
humanity maybe um
so you don't drink it on travis you
drink it that means that you're doing
some uh
summer food made the column besides the
water from
a palm tree tanner huts made the korean
with a cough
of the kira a stab what does that mean
as amazon's going to say soon it means
this egyptian beer
called zaisum mandatana made the karim
shame the
cream es amara it stabs the gallbladder
omadoma made the column
if you say the
the palm tree water shields decollete
because it comes out of two palm trees
mine made the color mama raven
there are two types of these trees on
the spring the
a spring comes out of them i have no
idea i don't think anybody knows what's
going on here kosokama merape
the first cup of the stuff heals you
it kind of it starts the process of the
second one gives you a good diarrhea in
other words it cleans out the whole
system
the third cup was going to be as clear
as it came in
so in other words it did its job the
stomach is completely clear
and then you see it just as the way it
comes in it goes out
it is a calling out it is like yeah
hashem i don't know exactly what you're
talking about but yeah i heard about it
you drink this stuff it like literally
just takes it empties out
right like a colonoscopy you see they
got colonoscopy from the kimbard they
learned it from here
says
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oh i drink babylonian beer here it is
right here they actually sell admission
below in beer
huh it says on it i don't know just says
double hypo ipa
ah it's the it's the the the the yeah
the the straining system
what is that what is it no
oh very high ah yes that makes a lot of
sense it's double
ipa it's double the strength therefore
could really destroy your stomach
special or something
what india parallel
pale ale
this is no connection but i did find
this i had to show you guys i did find
this at the end
this has like from two daf ago they were
selling
this is in england but it's only a
dollar uh like only uh
europe one euro so
some yeah in europe no no no pomegranate
doesn't look like this
pomegranate was this much they're not
going to give you a glass jar
pomegranate for 99 cents
huh that's about real your son said it
in the night your son said it and
he said that a woman
in in in pomegranates from the night
your lady's son yaakov said
that i guess he got you the joke
pomegranate sells the 10 pieces of bread
for biggest helmets so lady went to the
county says
i don't want this i want whole wheat
bread
okay but that's a brick that's something
valuable everybody has bread aren't we
trying to get rid of them everybody has
bread and aluminum foil
if you don't have you just take a little
bit off your countertop what do you need
fine
ladies
this this babylonian ipa the ipa is
better
than all this other stuff that made the
column that we're talking about
ruggle bay are by my men you didn't go
to the bar for 40 days
but if you drink it within the last 40
days it doesn't have the same effect of
hamitri this made the column is egyptian
beer
i had a picture but it wasn't as geshmaq
it had like arabic ah
mystery tilde sorry a third is barley
vitilto
cortumi saffron so we have a little bit
of saffron here let's see where it is
yeah this is saffron right over here you
have a third
saffron with a milk and third salt
rep rapper by the way he sold a lot of
beer
he was uh he was a wealthy man he sold
beer so he knew how to make beer he says
tilted a third of it is wheat vitilta
cortime and a third of it you're right
is saffron basically he's just switching
the barley with the wheat
milk
is the type of creases rashi but
revisive's name has a
sama in
which is a pay has no connection and he
goes with him
yeah is that is that a fact i don't know
this is real comments ipa beer
between pesach and schwarz that's the
time that this stuff works
the comet mirabile if a person is
constipated it loosens it up
with the raphe cometlay and if it's too
loose
it hardens it up vikka's cardinal says
in the mishnah you take
a cup of wine together with roots my
um lacey matka thank you yeshua
lacy matka zuza kuma alexandra you take
these three ingredients
some of this you take a azuz word like
uh the weight of azuz
like this alexandria sap um
you take some alum here alan they
actually sell it with the oh you
right over here alum if you want it's
like uh it's a mineral
um zuzo kurkuma the richko and you take
some saffron the garden sapphire may be
a different variety
these two guys plus alexandria
and you smear it together lizava and
furuzava now what's very very
interesting
i don't recall such a thing the gemara
is extremely busy in finding remedy for
azava
in fact the gemara brings now 11
straight remedies
here they go
hammer me acro you take these three
ingredients the alexandria sap
the saffron and the alum and you mix it
with
good wine or donkey like i said
yesterday veloima acro
and it's not going to cause her to go
sterile okay
liar koino but the person has jaundice
trained bishopra
women you take two out of these three
ingredients
alexandria on the the alum and the
saffron
and you mix it with beer but it's going
to cause them to be sterile we won't
have children
and they are going to discuss that's
basically tomorrow you may be all the
way at the end of today so if you get to
there
how are you allowed to do this if you're
going to be calm sterile from it you're
going to become awkward you're allowed
to drink it now let it drink it
less
and if she doesn't have these three
ingredients lacey clozo
capizzi parsoi so first of all today's
almond base is sponsored by
official from baltimore official
catering and kalman
from the five towns then we'll have to
sort out
now this is going to make everybody
depressed they think
what's like appeasing anybody knows like
pz is
no that's something else you're able to
read the rashi from there very nice
no i don't know but like but like only
seven days ago we had it in the gemara
that if uh if a guy has a cave and he
digs out a capizzi digs out
three quarters of the cave we just had
it i'm just like
crazy
you take these uh persian onions
in the the amount of three quarters of a
cave
vanish like this is all for zava
and you cook it up in wine and then you
give it to drink
the name allah and you have to say
that's part of it
get up from yes vilai you don't have
these onions
lois vaporashes approaches duracam you
put her on the crossroad
bilinkita khasa khamrev and give her
a cup of wine so she thinks oh she's
about to drink a cup of wine she's all
relaxed
velay say inis
this reminds me of the story i don't
know if i don't think i said this before
bro
i definitely said it here once i have to
tell you the mice again it's a very very
good maison
it's not going to make it into the book
though so the
in kamarus
it is in camp mares where
i just go to heimlin and they have a
camp
okay so in camp maris they have what
they call the dog houses is the
dormitory for the guys so we had a good
cover in our dorm
and some guys some genius came with an
idea that we should all get off the
chakras
and in order to make an incentive he
said listen we should all get up
and whoever is the last one to get up he
has the
if he doesn't make it the chakras he has
to buy everybody a pastrami sandwich
so it's a lot of money if you shiva guys
so we all went to shockers there's one
guy a french guy in our room
i'm going to say his name just because
it's kashmakamis his name is remy
madison
i hope he one day hears it and i haven't
seen the guy in many many years
he said huh i don't know remy manson
he's french
and he said a blonde guy from france
i've no i haven't seen him in such a
long time so he says
i'm not part of the deal not part of the
deal what do you mean you're not right
you're in our room
i'm not part of the deal so i had a
stickle you know a little tight on him
so this is going on for a while a couple
days this that
one day i get off the chakras and i go
to the basement
and there are a couple of wild like
horses that escaped from a stable
and they're eating grass in front of the
base measures of cat myers
so all the normal guys they just looked
and they kept on going
but you know i decided it's time to grab
one of these horses
i grab the horse and i start walking
towards the dog houses and everybody's
coming to chakras and they see stefanski
with the horse
it makes sense the fans get that yeah fi
i get to the dog house
and i open up the door and i start
bringing the horse into the dorm
i get him in he doesn't want to get in i
had to give him a few gasoline wax
he finally gets in he felt trapped it
was like beds and everything
and i bring him all the way over to remy
manson and
i put his mouth right over remy manson's
nose he's two inches away from this guy
and i go remy remy look who's here for
you
huh and he opens up his eyes and he sees
the horse with its teeth and it's going
yeah he shook and he screamed it was
like crazy
i've never seen something be somebody so
scared in my life it was
it was gevalvik i said next time i want
you to come to shaka's room and i had to
back the horse out
and that was that remy i hope you
michael me
so anyway you do something similar to
this lady
she's with a cup of wine
and she's about to drink the wine and
what do you do valesi is
you come from behind and you scare boo
if you don't have a crossroad or
somebody crazy that's going to scare her
they say take a fistful doom
and fenugreek you know what fenugreek is
right that we had yesterday here just in
case you forgot what it looks like
this yesterday no this is not quite this
is fenugreek yesterday we had the stems
of the fenugreek today it's the real
deal
vanish like the camera of an escalator
so then you cook it up
in wine and you give her to drink
vanilla
villa and if you don't have it lisa she
didn't
you take 60 seals of clay remember again
we had this
when you have a you want to catch an ant
and you put it in a tube
and you seal it 60 times it's something
about ceiling and the seals
60 sales over there we said it to the
martial i think says it's
it's a guzma 60 seals of clay
where over there wow light bee
oh live he says rashi says it over there
that's a gizmo beautiful because he's
he's in the kylo in our kylo of hazard
and they just had a fajar on from
beginning of brachas all the way till
here what is that 160 daf
120 at the time viloi laisse
you take this herb that's mispassion
asari sorry sorry the shafians you smear
it
you take this herb that spreads out with
paschette
the lich like bachamra and you boil it
up in wine village shaffy on your smear
veneer villain that doesn't work lisey
karnugo the hixo is some sort of
thornbush remiso from rome
you put it inside these linen rags
if it's in the summer the kaito ube or
in wool rags
in the winters v-loi and if you don't
have these rags
huh ah cottonwool gufno cottonwool okay
villoi liqueray cheva
berry you should dig seven holes
you should take a young vine
and you cook it up
young the link the cost of should hold
on to a glass of wine the look of my
maha and she should stand up on top of
one of the holes
she should stand the next one we like
stand up sit down each hole and hold
up lie you don't have holes
you don't have these vines or you don't
it didn't work they say
though you should take this fine flower
villas
and you shmeared on the bottom half of
your body
get up from your zavos villoi
does anybody remember something like
this eleven in a row villain
now this a lot of people have and they
have it laying around a lot
astra eggs the lake
i thought i was once in the here in your
slime in the zoo we
my kids and i we went to the zoo and we
saw an asterisk lay an egg
and then the asters turned around and
ate its own egg
all there a video
what
yeah uh 100 i don't know what it was it
looked like
it looked like an asterisk it acted like
an ostrich it looked like an egg yeah i
saw it
oh he thought of something no it popped
open yellow white came out and then
started eating it
um a time out
velik lay and you cook it up the lisbo
and he put it in this rag in the the the
linen rag in the summer um
cotton wool cotton wall rabbi said don't
just say whoa
besides the winter villain and if you
don't have all that you don't have a
astra jag
luftha kaviso the camera should open up
a barrel of wine
in her name says rashi and she should
drink a lot of it all the time
villain if that doesn't work linkage
oh this is huge take a grain of barley
that you find
in the dung in the waste of a white mule
the
varroa mule white
if she holds on to this barley for one
day posca
it's going to stop for two days we
knocked the train with man if she holds
on to this barley for two days
possible then she'll
stop for three days we knocked it last
year many shows onto the barley
for three full days haskalai lamb
then this is going to stop forever and
ever
lily are calling the person has jaundice
train should take two out of the three
which is again the alexander sav
the alum and the saffron and mix it with
beer women actor but if you have if a
person has jaundice and wants to get rid
of the giants
you just know i'll never have children
again be lying
and if this doesn't work or it doesn't
have it lacey or it doesn't want to be
sterile they say rachel
she booted the milk he should take the
head of a fish
she wouldn't milk village like and he
should cook it
and beer village and you should drink it
and it doesn't work or he doesn't have
it they say
my nineteen he should take i have a
picture of this
hashem take locust juice here's locust
juice
maybe not this part locust juice
it's not as that is schmuck
when you see what's underneath it says
100 oranges
fine take longest juice it's
it's really good stuff locust juice the
legume i need the content if you don't
have
proportioning you might call it they
don't sell locust juice
lacey lazy
the nike you take us the juice of a
small bird called nick ray that is
even more available
and she going to the bath house and if
the bath house is not available
now just chaffier and he should smear
this juice this
small bird nickery juice all over him
gets rid of jaundice
you should stand between the bath house
has heat you stand between a
oven and a wall
yeah i saw it also my mother did it i
just looked it up yesterday
it doesn't work i don't think i looked
it up look it up again yeah
but what happens is they snap the pigeon
my mother did it and i was asking her
questions about it she said mama
the guy was healed they take pigeons no
no she did it for my aunt that had
hepatitis
you take the the you take the pigeon and
you put it on the thing and the pigeon
dies
but it only dies if you grab it by the
neck and you squeeze the neck really
hard you go like this
i'm serious so if you go like this
i want to see a video of you taking a
pigeon put it like this and it dies i
want to see that
until the pigeon stops dying i would
like to see it
i just i googled it yesterday and it
said that in egypt they do it
and the the the health ministry when
nuts about it they they want to stop it
it's marriage time
they're killing people there's no reason
it's only if they snap the neck the
whole thing
there's no scientific proof and the
person never got healed
okay we got to see it it's a whole it
was a whole thing it was a whole thing
when i lived in benebrach
people were very into this not only that
i remember i'm not joking
people would sneak pigeons into the
hospital you imagine
they're like the doctors what are you
doing
you have to do it sneaking a whole box
making all this noise going it wouldn't
happen today i guess you know all the
cleanliness and all
wow you imagine fine
all right you want to make this john
this patient
village look at maybe thinner that i
said that i definitely said between the
oven and the wall for the heat
you want to heat up this guy you want to
make him really hot so he he sweats it
out
you can kind of he should take his own
sheet
and wrap him up with his own sheet
there's something about a sheet it's not
a sheet
it's his sheath he had janus
he did this this trick with the sheet
vitassi and he was healed
be lying if he doesn't have a sheet he's
sleeping on the floor lacey pluso
pizzi again you take the
the three quarters of the cave but this
is
three capizzi three times that tamrae
parsiasa
the persian dates utlas
it's like the wax that comes out of a
honeycomb
is red so you take red aloe
vera and then you boil it up in a beer
and you drink it now i understand why it
doesn't work today what beer
heineken budweiser or egyptian beer
babylonian beer ipa low ipa corona
corona barrier villa
so for the final picture of today oh
such a cutie
you take this little guy a little a baby
donkey
a foul call whatever you want from
neighborhood villa lazy
first you shave off the middle part of
the sick person's head
village big like dom and take a little
blood from the forehead of the donkey
the lyceve
and put it on the patient's head the
lizardmen
be very careful in your eyes the
illusion of that blood
could blind the person villain
take a ram aram said
a pickled ram head if you have that
laying around you should use that
like bishika of alishtei cook it up in
beer and drink it vilai
lazy davar you see the gemara is also
concerned not to say the word pig
umar instead of saying pig the marsh
says
speckled pig
oh you mean rash says khazir
yeah but he has to explain what the
baracker is of course he has to explain
it
he says rashi said yeah because you're
not going to know what it is
maybe it's up with zara maybe i don't
know what
there was a an arab like a guy one of
the gemara always talks about the thai
that they knew about refuse and stuff
they knew different things
he told this gardener i owe you money
listen shko
glimoi you take my coat the heavily
may show the carti you give me leek i
give you my quote you ever level
he gave him gleek and he ate it oyster
lima
now that it's your coat lend it back to
me vegan bacali i'll sleep in a little
bit
hiker gonna be so he wrapped himself up
with it and he went to sleep
when he heated himself up and he woke up
the coats started falling apart from all
the sweat and all the heat
rabbi said yeah we i guess we could stop
here it's a new suggest whether you're
allowed to drink the
the this potent solution or not rabbi
sai have a wonderful day
tomorrow