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good morning boys I
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one email for today
by Joseph
Schwimmer I think it is I don't know
something like that I've been learning
the data for close to a decade now
there's one problem that I find
particularly frustrating
allocated a set amount of time each day
to learn the death some dap them are
easier some are more difficult
there ends up being some dap in that we
cannot complete in one day due to its
difficulty which as you know is a big
problem when you're trying to keep up
with the death
we have another problem
same kind of thing
some dopam have 4 000 words and some
have 400 words
it's a similar problem
that's the magic we always end at eight
o'clock somehow
it ends up
being equal
I mean base is always easier so it's
shorter
it's an issue so what do you recommend
let's say here's the idea each daf can
get a rating from one to five five being
the most difficult along with the rating
can be a word giving you the Crux of the
suggest say kutchen or Tuma or Agata
listen
that's a I don't like that idea I'll
tell you why because that scares the
island replace of Waxman already gave me
a lot of muscle ones when I said okay
everybody say here we go we have a
difficult dive coming
so I think blazersham since that time he
gave me muscle I took his monster
because I like Moser
and I try not to do that
as a matter of fact I'll tell the island
how easy the daf is when it's like one
of the most difficult dapping machas
so if I had a system would be the
reverse kind of system
but I hear what you say it's a good time
and it's a it's an issue because that
all dapin are not created equal
some of them are impossible to get
through you have a dapham and bracha's
the massive they're very very difficult
to just read forget about shot so yeah
but that's what that feeling is hard
easy got it to catch him
saturating being sent to you each day
via email or Whatsapp can be a big help
for people with allocating the correct
amount of time with their bruises
beforehand please let me know your
thoughts I think I did P.S I figure that
someone said to yourself with a
forward-looking perspective and learning
the daf can help bring this to fruition
sincerely yours why a
sorry can't really be a big help but I
hear this it's an issue it's definitely
an issue
how many
get valdek
a bunch of people on Zoom since we have
the opportunity I don't have the people
next to me screaming at me so I noticed
there we have nakamaharwitz first time
in a very long time we have Dr dalber
from Lincolnwood good good friend of
mine business I'll see you in a day or
two as long as you don't kick me at his
show I got two vaccinations and this
whatever if you need me to sit outside I
will
um
who do we have Dr listels I see a lot
not tomorrow as I said
Paris Rappaport
the wrong corn Bluth I see your face on
the screen for taking my inical for a
month
yeah
The Unwanted a Nicole the four-legged
day Uncle We're not gonna go there
and event Schwartz of course it's always
covered I want to show that they need
the afternoon oh sure shook is here why
why why why somebody let him be coming
to the Sea Hashem
I'm not kidding there's uh I think 115
people signed up to the seam already and
the place is limited we really can't do
a 300 person CM unfortunately I'm not
going to give you the exact amount but
we're getting very very close to
capacity so if you want to hop around
don't push it off to the last second
because we're going to be very marketed
there's only a certain amount of seats
in this Hall
all right and we are very marketed on
Corona vaccinations
etc etc post covert so here we go we are
doing that for your dalid
and we are holding three lines from the
bottom of David gimmel today
we are finishing off the guitar and
going into a beautiful sugar as
unbelievable protest that we're going to
be talking about Which is less than two
weeks away
it's it's unbelievable it's phenomenal
it's easy stuff but the things that
we're familiar with the the mara or the
heroices the brachas that we make
these are the same people it's one of
the same yes
the same person
what's his real name he had all these
different names some say that he was
running away from the authorities
his real name is
would be like this because it's just
what I I ordered you know I didn't pack
yet of course and Etc
so this is when he says
that's his name is
learning the gemara part and when when
we quote him in gemara then we use
so again
has to do with shimu with shmita
has
now the trick is to remember this trails
we learned that this is the same person
as
that we leave for
uditi Kramer he'll tell you every time
you say oh who's this oh we learned and
then Sanhedrin gave us a whole list of
who's who Okay
um
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it's a play on words
they're both based Sadiq lamid bottle is
onion sale is shade
in other words he's saying eat out less
and invest that money in real estate
according to the roshbab makes a lot of
sense why are you spending all this
money on entertainment when you could
invest it in something positive that
will give you
fruit in the future
don't sit down and eat duck
and good meat
and you'll constantly want to eat
whenever you go you want to eat
less and from drinking
and here it says there's other shining
before I learned a little differently
here think about it says add to your
real estate increase the size of your
house
a neat Less in other words you're
talking about a person has a specific
amount of money why waste it on good
food when you could spend it wisely
Muslim there's a muscle that they said
in there is Israel
saw a person who eats fatty steaks Alia
is the the tail of the of the sheep the
fatty tails and nowadays we call it a
steak
Tashi
Lisa
so he has to hide
in the Rooftop in the Alia sagag in the
Attic when they come knocking on his
door pay up
he disappears because he doesn't have
money he spends it all on Stakes
the other day when uh when Avi kamianski
made me this amazing steak so we found
out and try I told my wife it's great
one of the best steaks they had and they
bought it as well he says 200 shekel a
kilo that's what it costs what is that
equivalent to I don't know like 60
dollars
so 30 something dollars a pound okay not
so whatever I don't know I don't know
what the the I don't think I think it's
more expensive than usual
but if you eat vegetables I quickly the
muscle
then you'll be rolling around on the
bottom and the where people can find you
have no problem I'll ask myself
where people are just hanging out
on the dumps in other words
nobody's nobody's nobody's after you for
money you don't owe anybody you're good
because all you do is eat vegetables
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so here we go we're in Leila say they're
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unreal Mama's I'm telling you it's
I have such a note from this when are we
going to have this again
you know we're gonna have it again
because it's going to happen again in
Circus
right when we start sukis we're going to
be finishing this episode I think or
we're starting I forgot what it is we
have to do Yuma
and then Soko it has something to do
with circus so anyway but it's a it's a
coincidence
so they pour the first cup of wine
is going to explain what this is
what we're familiar with
first we say
they say
foreign
why
play
what why do we even pick up a club
because you have the special day of
pesach so talk about the special day of
PESA first
they came before the wine
room
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first
and then
you need wine in order to say the
Kiddush or you need bread but either way
if you're going to do it on bread so you
say the bread first he said why you say
the wine first
I'll give you another reason the mother
explains why you need two reasons
because
something
that you that happens more often now
what happens with wine more often
what happens is that you make Kiddush on
wine
you're doing kiddos you're using it for
because I'm Muslim using it at a wedding
not so much the fact that you're
drinking it all day long in the time of
the gemara but more the Mitzvah part of
it
zero
not as common because if you put in you
factor in Brick as a Muslim and weddings
so comes out
that wine the Mitzvah of wine
is before Kiddush there's more times
that you do wine than you do Kiddush
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so that's why we today first we say
Gotham and then we make Yiddish
why do I need another and another reason
maybe it's
cheetah why should the not be like
whistle it's always like to be silo
nothing Basco when
they got together that day there was
are sharper but we still were the Rave
so the basketball came out and said
Allah and that's it we go like basilo
so why should this be any different
I had to tell you that Allah before the
Heavenly voice came out and said so
again this is one of the suggests that
keeps coming up in Charles over and over
when we talk about rebellious
the famous famous story The rebellious
about the oven the shot into pieces and
rebeliezer brought all the proofs in the
world that he was right and he told the
trees to bend and he was told the flow
of the water to go backwards and the the
wall of the base Madras
and at the end of the day they said
we're not listening to you so then the
basketball came out and said Allah
I'll look like he really has her
basketball from
and they said
who said it you should have says we
don't listen to the basketball
so since we don't listen to the
basketball
we're not going to listen to the Basco
over here so what if the basketball said
I was like you'll be Silo
I need to tell you that Allah is when it
comes to Kiddush now let's look at Isis
for a second Tyson
give him a basketball
the third type is there
in timer
but at the end of the day
we do pass gonna be still everywhere
and it's based on the basketball no
um
over here we have a very good reason to
say that Allah is it makes a lot of
sense and that's exactly what the Pascal
is coming to say the when you have the
majority of say one way
are sharper let's call them you know the
sharper how did it fail
what's that Allah sorry
I will house on the basketball here can
I get Robin with camera
says let's go with the Rive it makes
sense
but over here
the basketball said let's go with
rebellies who was a single person
against the whole base measures
we don't listen to that
and those explains
the basket was just giving honor to
believe
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what did he say
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how's the how's mati's granddaughter
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wow all right so we can have simcha by
the Seder says the mission
of they bring what do they bring they
bring the table with all the the food
they bring the what
really takes that long biopsy if you
ever thought of they bring the vegetable
says according to bomb others say they
bring the table
so now we're continuing with the Seder
he does kill this we just spoke about
Kiddush they call this region what comes
afterwards karpas
we're holding my tarpas
reveal the fun of metabolism
you remember we had the whole
controversy the whole discussion again
me and my hasidisha friends I went after
the guys that eat the uh
the turnips and the the the the real
harrisas because the mission says you
should do with lettuce what's the number
one mother that we're supposed to do
you do with Romaine lettuce what does
the missionary say again go back to that
you bring lettuce
over there the mission brought five
things down or whatever it was and
number three in the list was
explained because in Europe they didn't
have the lettuce and it became like a
minute a lot of people are actually
Immaculate to do both now to do a little
bit of lettuce a little bit of this
something whatever that's how I think we
came out people send in a bunch of
emails they do both okay
we dunk the vegetable we're supposed to
have a vegetable right what do we do
today I think a lot of people use like a
potato a cucumber and you dunk it in
salt water
so here here's the message
see first you do some sort of dunking in
what do you dunk it in so according to
the rambami Duncan in Harris well we
don't go like the ram Tyson says over
here that you dunk it well he says if
it's lettuce you should dunk it in car
races but if it's any other vegetable
you don't get in salt water or vinegar
in other words
like we say in the manastano how come
tonight we dunk twice and the point that
is dunking is so that to make a Hecker
or that the children should ask
questions what is going on here why are
you dunking
why are you well dunking by the way we
said that we explained the other day
when it says that the the shamish dunks
the intestines and he doesn't they used
to dunk everything they had a
they would not build everything they had
a little whatever and every food they
had they they dipped it in something and
they ate so that's why it says mato
but what exactly are they dunking
so the mission says the dunking first
initially
so maybe you should go a little let's go
backwards
marar is supposed to happen after matzo
is um afterwards
and if you're using lettuce for your
mother
and you have a Ahi of the rabbanan to
mix the kids up to ask them if they
should ask questions it should look
interesting
and you only have lettuce so what do you
do you're going to eat lettuce in five
minutes together tomorrow
eat it again eat it first now
right now you're not going to be here
tomorrow
it's not even murder all the all the
hasidium screen it's not even bitter it
doesn't have to be bitter it has to be
murdered from the from the gemara from
the mission it doesn't have to be bitter
and you eat it you dunk it and you're
not yo it's a mother ten minutes later
when you wash hamidi the Mata then you
eat it the same thing again the same
again
so what he's going to discuss why won't
you get somebody right away what
happened
the answer is so we could Hazard again
because
you have to have cavana when you eat
tomorrow and you had you didn't have to
have one of her mother you had cavana
for that the kids should ask questions
okay
so
now they bring the mats out
so Tyson says that they they took away
the the the little table you know they
had these little tables with all the
stuff on everything's prepared
beautifully for the for the Seder took
it away now they bring it back again
so that the kids should ask what is
going on there tati why'd you take away
the table now obviously bring the table
back what's going on
engage them in the Savior you see this
idea of you have to engage them and make
sure they don't fall asleep make sure
that they ask you questions so that the
point is to talk about your system it's
right
foreign
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by the way
the first time in my life because I was
on this diet for three months I've been
making high rises literally every day
and I'm not sick of it
heroices and Horizons you want to know
my recipe I'll tell you
two apples a lot of wine a cup of wine
huh
no one has
the way I do it okay
two apples a cup of wine
this seems like a lot a cup of crushed
almonds and a cup of crushed walnuts
a lot of cinnamon
some ginger
smash murdick well you gotta dice up
those apples real good in a blender
that's the recipe I finally came up with
it took me a while
we're gonna we're gonna package it and
we're gonna sell it for uh mdy
I did see they bring down the horizons
the fruits the classroom it's supposed
to include pomegranates and dates
Inspire them in fact they put their
dates and I tried dates I don't know I
didn't like it that much I wasn't used
to my father didn't make it like that
but Inspire them they definitely use
dates I know that
okay
the uh the cinnamon and the ginger they
all have to do a pialaja it's not these
are these are things in Allah that has
to do with the bricks the blood I don't
remember exactly okay
which we're going to see that represent
the carbon pesach and the hagigo that's
what we have today like the egg
the roasted egg and like a wing
Smith even though there's no Mitzvah to
make her races
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I'm going through kufa one day I'll talk
about it I had a I have a situation
going on now nothing nothing uh
life-threatening a situation a monetary
thing let's just say a monetary thing
so
my good haverim the mdy team including
Garrison
and uh Avi kamianski and non-fix they
took me and my wife out to a simmer up
north beautiful mansion
four wings each family got a wing and it
was unbelievable I didn't realize like
having Nancy's kid has a great voice so
does gershon's kid and so does Noah's
kids and they sang zamiris I'm not
exaggerating for over five hours
straight straight beautiful with the
harmonies it was not a child we went all
the way came out to one o'clock in the
morning
I bought a bunch of wine and the wine
went bye-bye like you can't even believe
it was having it was a zombie
there's one battle of liqueur that Darla
likes a lot so I bought three they were
laughing at me three
polished off polished okay
but it wasn't it wasn't uh it wasn't a
litanus it was
it was Mama's
but it was good times all right so I
just wanted to I pointed out because I
want to say describe to them again
and unfortunately the the Wi-Fi wasn't
very good up North so we had a little
bit of an issue
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okay
our marriage luckish based we said this
so you're ready
you see from our mishna that a person
can eat a whole piece of lettuce and
he's not yet tomorrow he's only out
tomorrow 10 minutes later after he
finishes the match he says hello I want
to be out to Mark now he's the artemari
makes abrahamari but he's just it's the
same exact food he ate a piece of
lettuce before and ate a piece of let us
know what he did the difference you know
what's different in his head so you see
from his sister you need cavano
foreign
the beginning of the meal
but boy
Prius
maybe he didn't have covered
that's why he has to do it again he has
to do the second time
is explaining the same thing that we
said if you hold that Mrs don't need any
intent
why do you have to repeat and dip it
again
you already dipped it in the vinegar the
the the salt water that you can buy
raboysai go to Pomegranate buy the salt
water there it's only four dollars for a
small container of water with a little
salt it's kadai
remember I had that picture and then
it's only a couple of Euros in England
so okay fine
now just want to point out that the
aquarium talk about this there's a lot
of answers on this following question
maybe it's talking about
not that you
Mitzvahs need cavana but maybe he didn't
want to have kavana maybe this guy when
he when he was eating the first
vegetable he saying to himself I don't
want to be Yota I don't want to be yitz
I don't want to be your and therefore
it's not yaita so there's a bunch of
Jerusalem on it there's a nice one from
the khazanesh but one Terrace that I I
thought it was interesting stumped as
another idea just to bring another
suggest
is that Rebbie says that your Kipper is
mahapper for all that virus
so this is
what if a person says in Seoul he gets
him he says I don't want you keep it to
be makapami what happens to them does he
get a kappar against his will or not
that says that if you say
I don't want a kappara you still do get
a capara so perhaps like one is if you
say I don't want to be it's a mother
you're right tomorrow you don't have an
option you just became the Mitzvah you
can't fight that mitsubi campfire that's
what one of these aquariums all right
um
Dilma we're holding two four six seven
lines from the topic who told you
what's the proof maybe when it comes to
a Mitzvah you don't have to have
kavananas
she asked me a question what is going on
here why do you have to dunk this
lettuce twice
it's only so that the children should
ask questions
so then you know if that's the case it's
only for the children
so then why does it say that he's
dunking lettuce and then he's dunking
lettuce let him dunk the lettuce or let
him down
potatoes and then he'll eat lettuce why
does he have to say lettuce twice
that's exactly what I'm trying to teach
you I'm trying to teach you I would
think that if you have potatoes and
lettuce great so you dunked each one
individually but what if you only have
lettuce that's all you're able to buy
Lettuce
maybe you can't use it twice that makes
a lot of sense why should be able to use
the same vegetable twice make two
broadcasts on on the same vegetable two
be out to two different things in the
same vegetable it doesn't make sense
common from the five times designs
unbelievable what's going on there
the schmuck I should do this more often
unbelievable
even if you're only eating lettuce which
is identical to the lettuce you're going
to be eating 10 minutes dunk it make a
broccoli now we're going to see all the
way in the bottom of the Ahmad what
brachas do you make whatever so
and why do you do it
again it's in order to engage the
children to make it different and we say
it in the manistano
but
here it is but now we know what my
billing means madvillain is just that
that was the meaning in those days
everything was dunked and there's Israel
they dunk a lot also they dunk it in
hummus area they take the challah
everything's a dunk what do they call it
a Goshen
then I give
the white but the also but no the tibur
okay
void I'll prove to you that misses don't
need intent they don't need cavan at the
time you know
what if you ate Mara which is the my the
my we know is the combination of Dom Mai
again if you buy fruit from an amarettes
so we're not sure he claims that he took
true Mr mitris
again
so what if your mother was the mai you
bought it and you forgot to take
chromosomizers which by the way I think
I said the story we got to say it again
I know a guy that lives right well his
brother lives right here but I know him
very well he didn't have kids for seven
years
no sorry 14 years
I'm not going to tell you the other I
don't want to ruin the rest of the story
the rest of the story is a much better
story but I'm going to tell you this
part he didn't have kids for 14 years so
he went through and I'm going to ask you
told them you need to take Truman
surmisers on your fruit on all your
produce so you thought their podcast is
crazy because
he what do you mean he goes to the store
regular store and then it says
turns out that the guy that owns the
store is not religious and he never took
supervisors for any of the fruit it was
baloney there's no Germans so he started
taking terms of maistras Italian myself
his wife is pregnant I know them I know
them personally
okay and I'm not this big oh Republic
but this story is 100 true
well this we learned also 10 times
because
every individual has the ability to say
to himself I am poor
because he literally could be Matthew
everything he has he could just give it
up like these guys do with the Pats when
in covert when you couldn't dunk your
pots in the Mikvah so you gave up the
pots he made them have care you put on a
WhatsApp group my Pat is Healthcare in
front of my house for 10 minutes whoever
wants to come take it obviously nobody
took it besides me one time I took the
guy's bat
and then I gave it back
but
you can make yourself Africa you can
make all your your items have came and
made law
Ani is allowed to eat the might
y scaven here we go
if you ate Mara without thinking
no what does it say in the Brazil you
don't have to have intent you don't need
cavano great
and if
you eat the mother a half of his eyes
here and Africa's eyes here
here's the picture
here's a loaf of bread
let's say a loaf of bread is made out of
eight baton so a half a loaf a press not
khati press That's a mistake
press
a half a loaf of bread equals
four eggs how long does it take to eat
this
it's like two sandwiches we said like
four pieces of bread four slices of
bread
however long that takes between three
and nine minutes I think it is that's
the shear of how quickly you have to
Demar so if you stall
more than three minutes on your mother
you might end up with some sort of an
issue according to one of the pie skin
so try to I guess I think it's three
minutes between three and nine minutes
again I'm not a poison I don't know
anything but
a press a half a loaf of bread that's
how quickly you have to eat the smart so
if you ate
a half a kazales of mother a minute
number one then you took a break
and then you ate another half a gazais a
minute number two and a half and you
finished it before three that's what it
says over here
between the tooth you have to eat it all
within
so aquaponomy see from this Bryce that
you mid-spice don't need cavana because
it says
a guy had Amnesia he had no idea what he
was doing he's eating the mother he
thought he's eating a salad it looked
good it's like greens a bunch of lettuce
he had no idea that he's doing mirror
his Yates in the midst of them
you're right okay so you have a price
like this he had this it's not a cash
ier is
even if you ate lettuce in the beginning
of the meal amidstv
because he holds midways Cabana
and he holds that you you have to do the
Mitzvah again so you bring more your
wife brings out more lettuce and your
yard to the midst of again
who told you then because of everybody
who told you that he holds that it's
because
maybe oh you don't need to have honor so
what is why does his wife bring in more
lettuce sorry that we said before but
okay
this makes me feel better actually
because the whole time I don't
understand like show me one kid in
America even
of course even in America
that you're going to fool in with these
questions like he doesn't know he
learned in Haider he learned in Yeshiva
that tonight you do two
he's not going to stay up for that
that's gonna he knows already
but still a Hecker it's still we are
making something different tonight is
different not so much to ask questions
as much as tonight is different to heavy
Latino
so if that's the shot if you're telling
me that the chat is because you wanna
the reason why you're doing two
fittings so to speak two you're eating
lettuce twice is that the kids should
ask questions then what is the word that
the Bryson uses Mitzvah it's not a
mitzvah it's a Indian that kids should
ask questions
so the word miss it doesn't fit in and
therefore you see from the word Mitzvah
that you're eating the second lettuce to
be yaited the Mitzvah of murder that's
why you're eating the second lettuce not
to make it interesting for the kids
says
what are we doing here what uh what
should you put on your sailor plate
now we know what we do
I think unless you're gonna tell me that
you come from here and there and you do
something different but I think most
people in Collegeville today use an egg
and a wing
or maybe this fire them to those guys
that have like real sheep maybe they use
the shank bone whatever it is
a piece of meat
on the cedar plate the head of a of a
sheep on the Sailor place
oh my gosh
that takes up the whole sailor plate
says the um
what do you put on the say the plate
this is a shocker Omer avono silco you
put beats the Ariza and a little rice
foreign says you don't need to go crazy
and get yourself meet
to resemble the current PESA and to
resemble or to it should be a semen to
the carbon hagigo which carbon right
there's five carbonas we bring on yantev
two of them are kagigo one of them is
to supplement the carbon basil it's not
enough because so many people that are
going to be part of your carbon Pizza
not everyone is going to have enough
meat to eat La soyva when you're full so
you make another carbon called the
hagigo
on the 14th
to commemorate that you put something a
piece of meat says everybody you don't
need a piece of meat I want you to put
beets
and rice
so says rava I love it so much for
everyone is so amazing that I need to
show everybody that he knows what he's
talking about
so he went out and he bought racing
beats and he put it on his Cedar plate
foreign
again it's unbelievable everything comes
around I wish I knew this then in one of
the first district tests on CHAS not
this cycle last cycle when I was doing
the dershotas so the question was
do you make on rice
so everybody says
or if you want to be really smart and
think you know it Allah
and then the real answer is
because according to Nuri rice is just
like one of the five grains and you can
do everything with rice just like you do
with the five grains
so now you have six brains you have the
barley the spelled the Rye oats wheat
now number six
Iris most people say it's rice
and when it ferments
you get chorus it's hummus we call it
the other government say it's not called
fermenting it's called spoilage
and if I make a matzo out of rice meal
Joy to the Mata
fine
so we made law you see from here that if
I'm going to put rice on my seder plate
I obviously don't care about Republic I
don't know
foreign
you
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could even have something that's cooked
together like an egg
on top of a fish it's one Mahal it's one
food
that consists of two it's considered two
Foods
has two Foods
common what's going on over there in Far
Rockaway is it that cold I see you're
wearing like a serious hat
do I need to bring a serious what's
going on I got to bring my winter coat
it's 80 degrees energy straw
snowing in Muncie
oh man so I got to bring like a whole
yeah yeah okay thanks I was gonna come
out like with my
short sleeve what you know those guys
that come from Florida to Chicago like
the middle of December
and I'm not kidding I've seen it many
times you go to the airport they come
with their sandals and their shorts and
their tank tops and they come out it's
like 22 degrees outside in Chicago they
forgot to check the weather that's me I
cannot do that it's a good thing it's so
common things common
so this is what we do you need two types
of meat no we don't do this we do one
type of meat
you need them to be similar just like
the current price of a meat
so you put meat on the potato plate and
the other one is also made
even meat and the soup that was cooked
in
so what do we do
do the roasted egg now I brought this
down before that I forgot what it is the
mission Brewer talks about how you're
supposed to
I'll try to be Market this year I don't
think I was ever mocked but usually that
that uh that shank whatever it is
doesn't look very hot by the time they
say there's over and it usually gets
tossed into the garbage but because it
comes to resemble the carbon PESA
I forgot who it is the BR lock or
somebody says you have to eat it no but
we the problem is that we we don't eat
it because it's roasted a lot of us take
it and and roast it on a fire you know
right over the gas and you're not you're
not supposed to eat roasted things on on
little say that because of it's only the
current peso that's roasted nothing else
so melod the Indian is to eat it the
next day because it's a very Mitzvah
it's not something you throw into the
garbage
the egg the roasted egg according to the
villain guy and you eat right away in
the beginning of the Seder and I forgot
the others see this if you know the
other she just let me know
foreign
we have the potatoes the the the
Cucumbers what else do people eat and
that's what we eat I don't know what
other people do
see we have other vegetables so you have
to make a brother on those vegetables in
the beginning to say that because as
brown points out you never eat anything
ever without a broccoli you can't
benefit from this world without a bracha
so of course you're going to make a
Butterfree Adam and you eat
and then
ten minutes later or whatever most
people I'm just saying 10 minutes as the
Sabbath size yeah 45 minutes later
eating the matzo and then you eat the
mother so you make abrahamas tomorrow
but you don't have to make a burger
because you already made I die I got in
the middle okay
so
here you see by the way look at this
word if you want to tell me it's not
lettuce look at this word here and then
if you only have
I think according to everybody means
lettuce and that's what we're going on
because again once again lettuce is the
number one that's what says the mishna
says that it's counted it goes we we
already established that romaine lettuce
now somebody said who told you this
Roman okay fine some sort of lettuce
a romaine lettuce if you only have that
my what should you do so now we have my
Flags
the first time you're eating the lettuce
but you're not eating it for Mario
eating it just for the children
and afterwards like we said before
nothing changes but when I see a shida
tomorrow that it is different now just a
very interesting Allah
what happens if you are
you know you're from the heimes and you
eat the serious Mar the what is it
called the white stuff
the the horseradish
the crane the heavy duty stuff or like
Abby mandelbaum and moresha told me that
he took he bought the white horseradish
and he put it in a bucket of water for
months already from two bishvat because
he wants it to grow a leaf because he
eats the Leaf part and that's even more
bitter and the leaves actually came out
fine so if you like that
let's say you're eating the leaf it's
not edible it's really not out of what
broccoli do you make on it
so the Morgan of ram says very very
interesting you don't make ahadama it's
not edible
but you make Allah
that's the city there's some that argue
with him but I just thought it was
interesting you're eating food but it's
not food
I forgot what it says it says that if
you put the that let's see Leaf you dip
it and that's the there so now you do
make Adam on it
says
I have a wonderful day Hashem I'll see
most of you guys the New Yorkers
in New York and those of you who are
from Chicago I'll see you in Chicago
even before that don't you dare play the
stick on me that you're from Baltimore
and it's too far and I'm just kidding I
don't want to be with three of you so
whoever comes comes I'll be very happy
to see whoever is there
and Solomon Israel a great day everybody
Charlie zolti what's the Mazel Tov
remind me
Charlie what happened a baby
I know
Oh you mean I got it I got it
it's night it's
look who's us on
people are that's
it's unbelievable unbelievable
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no he's right he's right he's telling
that these guys telling their wife I got
to go learn tiger I gotta like I'm sorry
I can't clean I can't help with the kids
who
doesn't seems up
yes Ellie
Avada Ellie of course Ellie
same time as as everyday Beijing 715
besides on the sea of night
we're changing the time
7 15 Israel time
sorry
it doesn't matter you just pretend that
I'm in Israel and 7 15 is real time it's
the same time as you get up in the
morning Ellie every time every day you
watch it that's the time
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foreign
Alan let me tell you something
you better not pull off your stick I'm
gonna ban you for life from the sheer if
he's trying to fly certain people into
this year into the seam
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uh I gotta go home actually in fact
certain to go
you'll find out you'll find out
what is your room do you need to fly
tell me is it something I don't know
what is your room what are you sure do
you need to fly
what do you mean Yeshua
you don't need to be sure to leave you
need these shorts to come back in
I don't no no I don't think so because
I'm only in New York for one day
somewhere who
of course
oh I'm muted
all right boys I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
pack
all right thanks everybody thank you for
the Rizzo thanks for being on at such an
interesting hour Zach isn't everybody
thank you foreign