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the image that always came to mind was
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somehow after the last scene
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i learned about the eight minute that
shortly afterwards it found to be a
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yes i said that story the other day
about the going and the
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how do i pick any of these
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from boca raton danny from brokerage
rabbi i just want to point
out that kevin stefanski won the 2020
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mentioned
in a very diverse family so it's pro
sports also in family anyways that's
defensive with an eye i believe
although he's right up with the kid
terrible sounds
terrible sounds what do we do we have to
go with the bluetooth sorry
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i wish i could here let me show the
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hold on let me i'll do it i'll do it sit
down
all right here we go
yeah case
robots i just want to tell you a little
bit about the scene in new york i can't
really hear how i sound
it's weird
the same new york is going extremely
well we have over a hundred people that
registered
the azer hashem from zakaria wilderstein
will be the guest speaker
amazing
and people from different cities
are flying into the seal i don't know
they are
surprises but if you want to get to meet
some of the
supporting cast it's a good idea to come
it's going to be unbelievable over 100
people
and we're nearing capacity capacity is
not that much more so please
make sure you are covet safe
that you either had coveted or you took
two vaccines
and we're going to go with social
distancing and trying to be safe
we are 110 daff into the surface
today and we're the last last words on
khufud on the days
will call hamas tariff
mosley as we said is wine that's
undiluted
and you add water and any drink that's
undiluted and you add water to it
you could be tired of the two drinks a
wine and a beer
and we're talking again about zugus
today is the death of vagata from
beginning to end
zugus pears you cannot drink two cups of
wine
what if you drink two cups of wine that
were diluted with water and one cup of
beer diluted in water
shouldn't be a problem
have three and if you drink another type
of beverage that's
diluted with water will be four and
you'll have a problem with the zuku's
huts besides water if you take
hot water and mix with cold water or
i don't know spring water with nestle
water
it doesn't that doesn't work it's
so if you take a mixed water
hot and cold mix together that doesn't
count as one cup so if you drink two
cups of wine
and one cup of water that's a mixture of
water however you mixed it
it's not three you're left with two cups
of wine and it's a problem
even water if you mix it
it counts how we doing gershon
um
it's fine zoom guys what about youtube
youtube should be better
okay saying that we're having some
internet issues
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if you take cold water into hot water
and hot water in the cold water
but papa is explaining them what does it
mean that you could mix waters how do
you mix waters
mix water by taking cold and putting
into hot
avacami will create a good cream you do
two hats together one from one kettle
one from the other that's not considered
mixing
yeah mark you could hear you youtube is
down
give me this video take a video of it
quickly quickly
so man
and now we're gonna go for another the
shaded
please tell me i'm trying to be out of
the video i
okay it's a great shot that's the only
entertainment today
avi crawling on all four to grab his two
marks behind me but they didn't want to
be on screen so he's crawling on all
four great
but it's still on video travis said if
this is just a rabbit
the shade don't have permission to steal
from
the public so they don't go through
they're just around so there's just
around
splits it divides it and makes it safe
even if the two palm trees on both sides
has chase if you drink barred water
lion barn ella the shaylin if
a miner caught them by
if you're in the field and there's not a
lot of water the shade them are moister
nephesh
to drink the thirsties that's what we
said yesterday they need to drink like
humans
and they're looking for water and that's
why there's problems with
miami gulem and all that stuff well i
would go with snakes but
other reasons
i will be here but if it's in the city
there's a lot of
water less lumbar we're not concerned i
think
in a field the problem is only water
avocado
wine and beer you see vermeer shade and
don't
enjoy beer and wine
and if you walk over spilled water
lamborghini bathroom
if you sprinkle a little dirt over it
you're good and if you spit into it
you're also good
that's why there's a minute to certain
people especially when i lived in new
york
constantly spit you know what i'm
talking about
not from people but there's uh okay
you didn't put spirulina if you put some
dirt or spit into it
if there's no sun that went over it or
60 steps weren't taken over it but if 60
steps are taken over
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so proud how do you know
the rock of camera was seen there's a
guy that had both he was running a
donkey and he was wearing shoes
his shoes shrink but and his feet
shriveled the kids it was a problem
so this is a locker that a lot of people
keep you should it's very important
and that is that
uh the following people things
let's say a woman should not walk
between two men and a man should not be
walk between two women people are very
active on it
why because of this gemara matson
do not allow a dog to walk between two
people and you
don't walk between two dogs
as we had before you shouldn't walk
between two palm trees and don't let the
palm tree walk between you
i'm just kidding i want diana was tired
everybody went to sleep
so this one is very very common you're
walking at the shoal you're walking in
the street
and you have to walk between two women
so a lot of people grab another man
yeah okay i've seen we're on a
pool table and somebody's faces okay
so that's what you do either you grab
somebody you know
and if blessed bravery you get something
you don't know and you walk between
the women
you can hold another person what are you
holding
really i don't think so i don't know
about that
he says he can hold us safer i don't
think so
do not walk with him
imagine
and if it happened to be you walk
through or they walk
one woman walk between two men what do
you do um
so i couldn't print it out i had a
beautiful chart you have it over there
or no you can't i saved it
in this apostle
and it starts with the word kale and
ends with the word kell
it's starting you finish
so this was a little bit more
interesting this plastic also
in the same parrot in the same nivua
starts with the light
and it finishes
with two words the second to last word
is like
if there are two men that a neither
walks between them
so we will kill one of them
it causes a big fight now teices points
out
that it might be talking about if she
does kishore
what's interesting is that africardo
says this
that this is what esther hamalka was
trying to accomplish
and they had a they had a
uh messiah or whatever it was that if a
person
that makes a zero clyde israel dies
that was the minute actually in the
kingdom if one of the people
that made xero died then they would have
battled exercise so she
tried to walk between achashverish and
haman
to kill one of them so that
the zero will be bottled
you like that okay
the only problem is i can't get the
sticker off my gemara so i'm gonna have
to say about
okay uh
what if a woman walked between two men
or you're walking into women
and if they have a kevin assafel again
use that positive from bill
says miranda trained now she's the
astronaut pastor's dropping if there's
two women sitting
in a fourth road that's
so they're definitely doing kishov
if there's another here so this is
typical if there's another you should go
in another path if you like it
you see over here might be around not
like norm
if there's another person grab his hand
and go by don't say anything about
holding something else
this is what you could say
lucia these are names of shayden miss
you're already killed with a crossbow
so you have to remember this
i have to make little cards
unfortunately somebody told me yesterday
i don't know if it's true but he said
that he got
he got i'm talking to the island
he got this uh
look they see everything
so somebody said that he received a clip
of me saying
over five times from
new york people in new york are sending
them so that was the one thing i didn't
want to go viral
it went that's what he said okay anyway
so you got to be careful uh
now here's something very interesting
who's ograss you're here
who's ogress augrass says the rajbam
had some sort of relations with a shed
or something and they had
shayden and the kid's name was
a grass here and that's what it says
that the class was
ruach this has to do with
the shader the kitchen she had
she gave gitzhak moiras ruff meaning
she gave her bad bad nachos by having
these rujos the shayden
says
if a person bumps into a woman as she's
coming out of the mikvah
very interesting if you go back to that
you turn the page backwards this is
tyson's on the bottom that talks about
this
texas was misplaced the printer couldn't
fit it on our page he put it over there
basis review
so that women coming out of the mikvah
could look at him stare at him
and they'll have sadikim
he bumped into women coming out of the
mikvah it's a big problem
he says tyson's three to roots
and zara people say that they should
have children just like him
was talking about as they're coming out
of the mikvah that's really bad
review he was sitting
at a distance there wasn't a problem
when you are walking towards each other
you bump into each other that's the
problem
but sitting they they bumped into it
that's not the problem
so says twice as the third parents he
actually had to say the passing so that
he doesn't get damaged
by these he was trying to do them a
favor but he didn't want to be damaged
by the rock
and have a ruach
or
beautiful song but i'm not gonna sing it
now i wish i could
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some of us how do you say god even
even if i'll go as i walk through the
valley of death of this shadow of death
sow like self mothers no hero
i will not fear
what's the the the the shadow of death
this decal sitting
sitting in the shadow of
of a palm tree or televano so if
there's a shadow that the
moon created the moon is shining and
then there's a wall so there's a shadow
behind the wall
that's also a problem
when is a palm tree problem only when
there's no other palm tree there
avenath if there's
shade from another tree and they cross
each other
it says in the bride you said that if
somebody is sleeping
in the shadow of a palm tree by himself
in so hotzer is a narrow place
by josh mitchell he deserves to die
nothing really if there's no other palm
tree i feel
the nami so why does it mention the word
in somebody's yard since it's so narrow
even if there's two palm trees and they
and they cast the same shade it
is a problem but in the field if they
catch the same shade
then it's not a problem
and when the moon has shade
that's only a problem in the beginning
of the month when
the moon is in mizrah in the east and it
casts the shade
towards mairu
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so when the moon is in the west and a
cat
in other words in the beginning of the
month
les limbaugh not a problem
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screaming like you're listening to music
because i can't hear myself it's so
annoying
no it's fine we got to do what you got
to do
i'm talking to myself i don't know if
i'm loud low waking people up screaming
you know like like when your wife talks
to you and you're like what
dad because you're listening to music
though
if somebody leaves himself on the stump
of a palm tree these palm trees are no
good
boy bottom line is we had yesterday the
story when a guy hugged the palm tree
remember
and he he exploded we're gonna have a
similar story with palm tree but palm
trees are bad
today he's gonna get the spirit of palgo
either it paralyzes him wampshad or will
make him
sugar maybe crazy
i give them nicole if you rest your head
on the stump of a
palm tree
he'll half his head will hurt him we'll
have a half a migraine
be terrible is it a migraine half i
don't know
it's migraine half or whole it's partial
no
so it could be a migraine
jaime the passive declaw if you step
over a palm tree
in mcdowell if it was a fallen tree
so if they chopped it down the person
will get chopped out
if it was uprooted by let's say a
tornado florida miaccia
mice so he won't get killed they'll
uproot him
honey man carry lava if you don't put
your foot on
obamacare if you step on it no problem
now you know kamishi truly have there
are five types of shade
five tulo de diclos
i couldn't print this out i wanted to
here his list
didn't happen
the zero charge today wow well the only
ones i made were
they're saved and maybe joseph will show
them
so we have like this we have two of the
club the shade from our palm tree which
we discussed
is a beautiful tree i don't know if you
i wanted to print this it's like
it's almost flat and very wide and it
has a lot of shade underneath
really cool tree
we had a lot about it in brachas so the
shade from that is no good
tulo the sorb tree
or bush iggy diamond of tula darbo
shade casted by a boat the tulo darafta
and a willow tree you know those
beautiful trees that they go all the way
down to the ground
what a mccormick in chicago
in my brother-in-law's backyard i have
to tell them not to go there
clothing mills
do we get there yet yeah it's the second
one
yeah kind of the low tree
cloth here's the rule called enough ish
unfair it has a lot of leaves kashi
toulet so
the shade is no good that's where this
that the shade didn't like to hang out
in that shade behold the kashi sylvain
if the wood is no good whatever that
means it has a lot of thorns it's it's
very harmful
kosher too that the shade is no good
mushroom what does he say the the
mesefta on that
even though it has let's say let's say
it means thorns like kosher tulip
the shade is not too bad how do you know
the um libra
there was a shade woman who told her
shade
son of marshall fly away from that tree
view the kota lavu this tree
killed your father the cotton lady day
so if you're curious like this it's a
beautiful thing
you see the whole the gemara always
talks in a in a third
person when it comes to dangerous things
the mirror never says you
and him even the shader
first of all they die from here you see
that a shed dies the tree killed
this guy's father nebba but she didn't
want to tell her son
it's going to kill you the dog she said
lady day it's going to kill him
meaning you instead of saying you it
said him even the shading were back in
on a
on a proper language omar avashi
not sit under any shade even this
even the the shade of kore marshall
says
the shade them that are in the
caper bush what's their name
now it's very important to know what
their name is think about said mother's
going to say in a second
because when you're writing a kamehameha
amulet you have to know what to write
so you have to protection from what
you need a protection to be you're
worried about the shade
in the sorb tree the name is shadow so
you write down shape
the bay the ones that live on the
rooftops
their name is richmond but right now you
have to know what to write
the ones that hang out in the the caper
bush
that slap they don't have eyes so what
do i need to know this for le mano
camino
because this is love you could beat them
in a race
if you bump into a tree and they start
chasing you you can run away
they won't see where to go
and then he had to relieve himself
he heard them approaching the ghostly
and he ran away
he oslo but the shed wanted to get him
and it tripped it fell hopkin tried to
catch it's it tripped he tried to catch
itself so grabbed on to
the palm tree
so once again you have the mice where he
grabs onto the palm tree
the shed the palm tree shriveled
and the shed exploded
the name of the shayden in the sorb tree
are shaped
if it's a tree that's close to the city
it's going to have
60 shade let's see if there
how many guys are on here can't talk to
them
can't talk to them no you're supposed to
talk to you guys today
what's going on what's the shot because
we're going to simmer
no but then regularly we don't want to
wait
really wow it's trapping
why okay don't talk to them
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are we we're good on youtube everything
is good all cylinders
fine let me know
you have to know how many shading you're
dealing with are you dealing with 60 or
you're dealing with one
when you're dealing with one it's a
different type of language when you're
doing six you have to write something
else says there was
a guy a watchman in the city the other
koi gabby
he was there by the tree you know i'm
just thinking i don't know
we'll tell you of miso because we don't
have enough mises we're middle of agatha
i bought a property in 2005. it was
called williamsburg
williamsburg on the lake i renamed it
abney
you know why because it starts at the a
and it's
second letters yellow pages or i don't
know what
stam was abby i don't think that applies
anymore
so that was 2005. right when i bought it
there were shootouts there was the guy
went around and
with a gun he was shooting the light
bulbs and the thing
and what really what really happened
there the the one story is that
the these two sisters came from los
angeles they rented it from us and the
first night they were in the property
they got held up at gunpoint
so the father comes down he says i want
my rent back i want to do this
so i said okay that's it so i bought
some golf carts
and i got some guys off the street and i
got them these
shirts that said security and they
started running around the the
the place and then they find out that
about 12 o'clock they go to sleep on the
golf cart
she had an issue like what do we do so
then we came with this great cop
to have this magnet you take a magnet
and you put it anywhere you want so you
have a lot of them you take like 30
magnets
and we gave the guy a device it looked
like this and he has to touch the magnet
he put it on a tree here and a tree
there and in a lobby
and he had to go around you're talking
about a property has 460 apartments
and it's spread out like 50 buildings
maybe 46 buildings and had to go like
this
the whole night so these guys couldn't
sleep
and mama sure shine and then you go into
the program you see what time you hit
each magnet if you missed the magnet or
not
so we had a ahu by khusha there was a
a watchman the odds of a coyote
he went to the tree i got a tree
maybe they had the thing then i don't
know to the
what is it called the sorb tree that was
next to the city
60 shaded jumped into him and it's very
dangerous
so here you see that the shed could uh
i don't know could you fit into a very
small area 60 of them fit into his body
so he goes to the robe and says to the
guy to the tom talk him says
listen i i have a sakana i know shayden
got into me i was by a sword tree
this time didn't know that there's a
difference between
a sorb tree that's by the city and it's
not by the city
that we're dealing with sixty cause of
kamehameha
they hung up an instrument on the tree
and they made a party
they called mushroom and shire okay they
started singing
all right we can we can sing a song if
there's another spanish we'd sing this
as a song
sudray the marquis
he wears the the hamburg as if he's a
khashoggi guy
but digni babe admire the layout
he doesn't even know how to say abraham
on a hat
the suther is the what are they called
the kerchief what do they say how do
they call that thing that they you wear
around your head
a turban you're like a turbulent suit
yeah hush of a hat
yeah you didn't wear the down head or if
you can finish the beaver you wear
rubbish a hat
and he doesn't even know how to say the
brock on a hat
because you're supposed to make a broken
when you wear a hat or do you struggle
with safari
and he doesn't even know how to say he's
an amaritz that's what they're singing
am irish it's my reds and they were
singing with it with a in there
with uh
they had the instruments you imagine
what's going on here they see him riding
at kamehameha and they start laughing at
him posture laughing
oh so what's the end of the story oh
sahumirah
there's one guy that realizes the
difference that that tree now you can't
just do 60 because if it's one
it wouldn't work either you have to know
how many you're dealing with
so you have that we're dealing with a
tree that had 60 shading
because of looking at the sheet of
shading saying did it come out for 60.
get the moving trucks we got to go
mana who's they moved in with all their
stuff into the guy's body we got to get
out of here
so it worked if you know what you're
doing it could work it says in the past
is a lotion of it's a it's it's a plural
lushen
is too shaded one is
before the noon one is after
to become a tiara his name is
oh here we go again you guys it's
perfect for you guys
what did you bring me for shock modes
it appears it hangs out in the kuta
that's why people love kutak scary stuff
not only does it look scary it
has shade in it
yeah and then it's it's like swirls
around or something with like the spoon
of the kutaku just
this the shade and they hang out there
and they they swirl with the spoon they
look like a spoon
and afternoon
goat vahada bay kenafio and then what
oh we have to finish nafio
and it whirls the sieve whirls
gets it the seed abbay have a shock of
ozil
about was walking up popping me mine the
famous red papa
who sold beer we started throwing this
out because my papa was wealthy
so rappapo is to the right of abaya vera
is smaller
so he did a switcheroo he took her a
papa and put him right in
harm's way and took her photo grabbed
him took him out of harm's way
over there at papa so her papa wasn't
insulted at all he didn't think about
was trying to kill him
anomaly
these are the three weeks and that's why
allah has brought down
this gemara in this they should be
careful
you shouldn't walk you shouldn't walk by
yourself you have to be careful where
you walk how you walk because
cathedral is around during the three
weeks
where where is he found in the shade of
the hotspot of the the
middle so hotspot
is a type of of grass that yeshua binom
used it grows very very straight and its
roots are very deep and straight
so that's how he divided or just roll
with the with this
hot spot yeah what is he saying
if you're saying that that's the subject
then you should really be famous
the first three makes it even more oh
yeah yeah yeah
for sure i'm saying even the suffolk
part yeah
no but they bring also before them yeah
i'm pretty sure anyways if it doesn't
have an ammo
oh okay two more minutes
you know what i should stop the second
one
vicar but he's just jealous he's not
here
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if you would be working for mdy you'd be
here
without a salary that is people without
a salary
today though the increment of exactly
fine they
they hang out in the in the morning and
in the evening
where there's no ammo and they love
hanging out in the shade
of the bathroom should we stop here
yeah okay raboisei have a wonderful
shabbos
we'll see everybody mozi shabbos thanks
for joining
in have a great day
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yeah they're late already there's no
chamomiles in the simmer
you