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good morning rabboissai
nish massimi mirosu
sponsored one year lulu nishmas
i think that's how it's written michael
armoth
levy armouth some should have an aliyah
sponsored by joe kyle in loving memory
of my father eliot schmoyel ben yosevol
should have an aliyah
i wanted to i want i printed this what
is this
is this by mr herzog no
boise you're not going to believe this
i need to say this thank you whoever got
this beautiful beautiful
it's it's sweet red it says here
so the other day i showed a bottle of
bartenura with an x on it
and yosef gets a call from the owner of
baron herzog he says that's my brand
i watch the shear and
i don't know about that x on my asti
my sister hoya so to clarify
i actually pushed asti for many years
when i was a caterer i believe that it
was the best wine for a wedding it's the
most beautiful bottle and it tastes
great especially women love it a lot
all i was saying is that for lela say
there it's not le chatrila
unless unless you believe that that is
the better wine that it tastes better
and it's more misuber
than the red wine so to clarify that
again the shibura says
for the love say that you should be
making red unless
there's a white wine that's more mishub
okay so we we did that uh no but i love
asti
and i even said then when i was saying
it then i said it's the number one
seller in the world
this i mean it has bubbles and i'm not
going into that about this but
if it's it's the best or not the best
but anyways for rebelli to help him with
his greatest ostee problem
for the seducial i appreciate it
leaning leaning okay so nachman wants me
to to clarify leaning
i was going to do something for leaning
i didn't i wanted to build a leaner
but it didn't work out leaning the
mishna bureau says
ben again to leaning he uses the lash
and he says like this
his head is leaning
he must have pillows underneath his head
renis and karelis learns
that that's that's what means and he
means it seriously that's the only way
to be
it's a is with pillows under your head
there are others though
that say that yeah he said it but maybe
they argue with him or maybe this
so okay so once again to be lilo you
want to be
you should put something under your head
if you're not if you don't put something
under your head you're probably
we're all you it's all the years i guess
according to other people
nakamura seltzer says yes he's kidding
okay
must be supported we usually go by the
bureau if you have other resources
great so now
so i had to build something you put you
you turn your chair sideways somebody
wrote it you turn into your sideways and
it has a higher
uh back and you lean on that that's the
way to do it
you don't do it today no that's the
ravioli we don't go by the ravio but we
could be swimming on him if
that's why i said that in the share but
i'm saying look how
today you want to be you're it's you
should probably support the head
let me just read this funny email you're
gonna like this
yeah yeah but i have to reiterate this
i'm not a plastic
i i i say over what i see sometimes i
read it wrong
so do not ask him based on me look into
it more thank you
good afternoon rebelli i don't know if
you remember melis gross from avenue s
in brooklyn
he told me the khatzkel roth allah said
if coca-cola was kosher
you'd be able to use it for abdul
because it's khamar medina a lot of
people i'm hulk on that
okay by the way when i was discussing
your fear with my brothers
one of my brothers said yeah he
remembers when he got in aliyah during
the week on avenue f
in the second round i remember this
story
it's it's funny but it's sad you walked
up with your big yeshiva
peace looked into the safety torah
and said this is the hasidis torah and
walked away
maison what happened was i remember i
looked into the save attire i saw the
the hasidim they used something called
uh that sadik the head of the tsathee
instead of pointing to the left
points to the right so i decided that
you can't make a broken such
a torah i declined it nicely and i
walked away and he remembers this this
was
35 years ago 34 years ago
so you got to be careful what you do
when you do things like that people
remember
with the big yeshiva chapels
also my older brothers used to go
to the east fourth street garage
basically we had a second minion in our
garage and his brother used to go
what's this guy's name aron goldberg
iron goldberg for bringing such a
beautiful
thing up
arrow massey i recently came across your
channel on youtube and i've enjoyed
your output very much i went to south
minnesota from 2009-11 to 11. and my
rebbe
catch was your brother-in-law was
ooh there's something i didn't know
about but okay we'll go back there no
he's still my brother-in-law till this
day
one day he gathered all of us who
attended shockers that morning and told
us we were taking a secret trip to
chicago turns out the secret trip was
your first sea of ashas
it was a pleasure to have participated
in celebration i look forward to
celebrating the next one with you keep
it up
all right by the way here's another
thing i had an argument with
is he here no rebellion is not here also
another thing that'll cut hilo if you
have wine
if you have wine at home if you have
wine you shouldn't do kiddush
on liquor on even if it's camara medina
even if you say that scotch is kamar
medina
you should do it on wine if you have
wine because it's khamar medina but it's
not khamar kamar is wine
but here somebody sent me something to
be milamitsukos
on people that make kiddush on a small
shot glass that's less than a reverse
because
the mission brewer says again if you're
going to do it on whiskey make sure it's
a reverse and you drink
a roid malay logan of so he brings a tas
that since the beverage is so strong
that the normal intake is in small
amounts
even less than a share of ears then it
qualifies for making a bracha
right now this is because the lesser man
could satiate a person as much as
someone drinking another babies in
largely required shear
i forgot who sent this to me but whoever
it is thank you
thus while priority on shabbos morning
should be given to kiddish on wine
this other mode of kid is described
above islamically acceptable
i don't know but okay great rabbis
this is my last day here for quite a
while i am
going to america basically if the
flights are still going
uh sunday
monday early morning and i'm going away
for shabbos so may i'm not going to be
here monthly shopping sunday morning and
friday morning i'm not going to be here
either
so this is it um i think the base
measures will be open for most part
besides
pesach itself i think gary said the base
match won't be open we'll
talk to him about it um
so okay you speak to him i don't i'm not
in charge of that
multi shots i'm not going to be here and
sunday morning
this somebody sent me is a beautiful
device i hope it works
um basically it's um
a scale and here's a little hook and you
put your mats in a bag
or you put your wine in the bag and it
weighs it that's what he said this is
called uh
i don't know what's called something it
had no it had a funny name i think i cut
it off
michigan mitzvot here mishka mitsu
that's what it's called it looks
interesting you can wear your mata
because every match has different
thickness different sheer
interesting okay is that
joseph did you do this digital did he
digital you digitalize it already
the this thing because it looked very
strong
okay good uh it doesn't have to be
digital fine
uh just as a a quick maison
does somebody said this over we're
talking about zougas
zugus peers so a guy she was learning
the the suggest
and he said zugus
i don't believe in it and he fell on the
floor the chair just went out all four
things went out
it was anyway
you're in charge of that that's your
line i said a mice about the villain
and i'm going to be michael now but you
said i just want to tell you but
whatever
you can say it on that story well yes
it's rock of trey no not all neither ton
rabona
uh five lines down turner abandoned
choice
if a person drinks two cups of beverages
dub my burisha he's causing his own
death
he said the whole problem is sakana
so he has to be careful omar bihoudo a
mosai bismarch
if a person doesn't take a little
spatsir outside then
it's a problem it's much look if you
break it up you go outside
then it's not a problem
now what are we talking here we're gonna
have to see that there's two
there's two topics really there's a
topic of kishov
that somebody could put a spell on you
and it's the topic of shading
the music the demons now just to
describe
mazikim shaydem what are they who are
they
so that's a gemara and khagigo the
gemara says
first of all shay that were created
right when
by by banashmosh's and the last last day
of creation they got stuck so to speak
they were in between humans and not so
they got stuck over there
what do they do how do they operate they
have something that are human-like and
some things that are
malach-like so they eat and drink
para varaba they have children and they
die
like human beings but they have wings
they can fly from one side of the world
to the other the very strong
different stories now how large are they
we're going to see gemara
that 60 of them fit into one person so
maybe
and they have a very interesting thing
they can reveal themselves
they're invisible but all of a sudden
they want to scare you like here i am
so that's a shade
the rambam says he doesn't believe in
this whole thing and some say
that after the rambam said it in fact it
stopped because
reality is based on torah and once
around pascane did so it's not a reality
anymore under god
okay
on every single cup of wine that he
drank have enough egg he would go
outside
look outside he'd walk around so he
would break up
the zuku's he didn't have two cups
because every every individual cup that
he had he went outside vladimir
if a person decides he's going to go on
a trip
then and he drink two cups of wine she's
in big trouble
but if he stays at home it's not
dangerous on my rebels area of alician
and to go to sleep kalos is there dummy
if you go to sleep it's like going on a
trip
and it's dangerous some actually see
some sooking before they go to sleep in
case they had two cups of wine or
something before and um
going to the bathroom is also dangerous
by the way the shade they like to hang
out in the bathrooms that's where they
have different places like to hang out
they hang out in
shade maybe that's why they call the
shade
yeah yeah they're very shady characters
they yeah so but they hate they hang out
in you'll see under the in the shade
in the bathrooms they have their places
basically what huh
be careful well they say what they don't
hang out if you stay at home you're not
going to be damaged by them but
money can shoot
would count the beams the beams in his
house so he'd start over here you go
okay i'm holding a cup of number one
drink go right there cup number two
cup number five i have a picture what it
looks like after cup number five six
this is what the beams look like
all right all right at least that that
one you left okay
okay
may in order to avoid this whole zoogoes
so i buy a drink one and his mother here
she would go like this
she would hold these two things like
this and she'd get ready so in other
words there's a total of three
make sure that he doesn't drink it one
more because then it gets stuck at two
he's three who's about his mother once
again the rebound over here brings it
again
abaya's father was nifter while abba's
mother was pregnant
and by his mother was nifter the minute
he was born
so he never had parents so this is the
famous umberly
aim my mother you told me it means his
ser is
his stepmother and she used to tell him
all these different
things but she was a pretty smart woman
you see and she wanted to avoid i guess
she also
i'm thinking like with the kishoff and
shay them she's big into that she knew
all the all that stuff
says you have a chassis
he already got to the two which is a
problem of the zugos maguileshame
cacosa then his waiter would hold up one
to remind him he has to do one more
if he drank khadkosa monkey laid trade
cause if it's really all day if you only
drink one cup so shyam should hold up
two the whole game
as he drink one he's holding two do you
drink the second one now he owes one the
kids are
you gotta avoid the zugos
um sakopanem the problem is that this is
inside
their house we just sit inside a house
there's no problem
they're not drinking outside in the
street they're drinking in the house
there's a problem
very interesting the rajbam uses the
interesting lotion that the shade
is moisture nephesh he wants to attack
the khashoggi people he'll attack
rabbanum the mysterious nephesh
even if it costs him his life because
that can turn around and do a kamehameha
on him or something like you know stop
him
so meister that fish
is once you get to number 10 says the
gemara we're not concerned anymore
so two four six eight but not ten ten
twelve fourteen that's it done
oola ullah goes according to zonchito
valerie lopez
there's 10 cups in the ovo's house as
the pastor says
give beer or to the to the guy that's
lost to the
person that doesn't have any taste in
life anymore
the yay in the morning fish no fish you
give
wine to the people that really said who
to that valium how much ten you break it
down three here
three here one for each bracha ten cups
of wine
here his array that it ends at 10.
instituted that should be 10 cops when
it's a real sakura
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listen uh you see from you seen the
gemara soon eight is nothing people
drink a lot more than eight
about eight cups of wine eight it's a
lot of wine
i mean we have problem the entire state
to drink four cups by the end i'm like
i'm literally choking
and they're doing eight and there's
people 16 20 at 16 he got
he started losing track where he's
holding says the gamora
[Music]
yaakov could you deal with a guy like
that in your 12-step
thing this this you'd kick him out okay
that's what i thought i was my english
member
foreign this is uh pasik that i hope
everybody knows
the last possibility
one two three four five six the seventh
word is shalom
peace so since this is apostate this
absolutely say again shaydem
this brings this brings peace to the
world
so it can't be that the seventh is going
to be a cause
for for something not good like shayden
so
number seven in the cup of wine the
seventh cup of wine
doesn't count it's not going to ruin it
for you so
mellow your number seven doesn't count
so your number eight is seven
when you drink eight cups cup number
seven doesn't
it's not towards the count of the eight
shaolin of the type of it started off
lemon starve
so if you drink six cups you have zoo
guys
so if you drink number seven it's gonna
save you because
it counts you count number seven but if
you drink
eight so then you don't count seven so
in other words you use mr shalom
the seventh one for your benefit any way
it goes
for your benefit if it's detrimental you
don't use it
if it's beneficial you use it something
immoral
that's detrimental means it's not good
it's not good sometimes he complains to
me
that i'm using words in english that are
too too sophisticated even for upon a
picture
let me sorry six
yeah six listen we started off at 10
we knocked out 10 we said 10 is no good
eight we just said eight is not a
problem what about six
years obviously value
now if you go down to the rajbam deeper
mascot
so that is two four thirteen lines from
the bottom
says the rashbam rabba virav yoshi like
in the middle of the big lines over
there
kamoi shahoyu hadaya zuakazu what he
means to say is kama i think
basically as the generations kept on
going
says this idea it's not even the ben
yoda which i originally saw
the rebound says that as the generations
went on
and here's rabavir of yosef we know they
lived much later on
pacific so they
already said that the amitar value
so here we go here's the pastor
so it's number five so five
could make if you drink four cups of
wine one two three
four and then you drink a number five so
you don't have zugus you have an odd
number
but if you're going to drink six it's
not considered six because
doesn't count okay
so as the generations went on they kept
on lowering the bar
yes
our value a later generation of ability
i don't know i just printed it because
we already printed it
it's the third word so if you drink two
cups and you drink a third
now you have an odd number but if you
drink a fourth you don't have an even
number
because you take out the vegemite you
get the third cup and it doesn't count
as if you drink
three cups
up until three but two is a problem two
azuki now
there's the thaisis in yuma defines
pleasure says that's it in our days
it became very weak we're not making it
that's what
it says this the ruach has not showed it
so much
not a problem says we don't have to be
macbeth the baby
said as i said the other day that as the
dusa lessons unfortunately
so does the sitra akra the rukhis raj
all the other stuff it's it's a
it's a it's a even scale so if there's a
lot of dust there's a lot of toma
um all right so today
not so much i'm sure there are those i
think not i'm sure i saw others who say
there is
so but we're not so makbit and we'll see
the bar later
that it also depends on the person if
you don't believe in it if you say it's
not going to affect me then it has less
of an effect
and maybe we have less emunah today so
it doesn't affect people i don't know
all right so maro
now the problem is the rush bomb points
out here
who said rava says both say four is not
a problem
because rav is the one the whole sugya
why do we have the whole sugar suzukis
come on ask the question how do we have
arabic isis on another say there's four
says rava birkis doesn't count
so four four is a problem just because
the muslim doesn't count so
over here you're saying four is not a
problem so that's why the wrench bomb
comes up with this idea that we're
talking about
kishoff over there that's kishoff
we're concerned that somebody's going to
point and do a spell on somebody that
drink dal
crisis over here we're talking about
shade them shade them doesn't apply
anymore shade in
the madrigal shade and went down okay
so
he gave his tell me them he kept he kept
on giving his tommy them to drink he
wanted them to get into the learning
and against a drink i've got the itzhak
rubber by levi one day
he gave them to drink and robert beliwai
had damage
from drinking zoo guys
he said no you know today a guy falls
off the roof they say uh covered
so what we're covered he fell upside
down and hit his head in the concrete
covered says rava what
what's zougas what does it have to do
with zookas it's nothing to do with
zugus i'll tell you why he died
he had hezek
in public i hope you guys remember this
line
and in case you don't i have something
for you
i'm not i'm not messing around here this
is the hype is what you guys do to me
so i'm just it's a new thing sign this
should stay here forever
we'll be shining red my face made my
face red
stay here
you're planting things in his mind he's
very gullible
no no no he got it oh what where do you
want to put it
i'll put it over here yeah what was it
what was his problem
they weren't embarrassed what was
because no shear is the right place
that's what he's saying there's no
problem robbie chamber what are you
saying
okay what's the right and what's the
wrong what's the writing what's wrong oh
okay right that would have been
something else it wasn't yet
you're embarrassing me now i said the
wrong shot
okay zombie mario
the famous shed brought down in other
places he had a little sprocket with
raviosa
did i did i make a break on this yeah
malcolm the famous ashman
he's the king of all the shaydem the
munoz
he's in charge of zugus he creates the
damage
and um ikrimagic think about it you ever
heard of a king that goes with a sword
and chop somebody's head off
it's not it's beneath him so he tells
this guy chop that guy's head off
so you don't have to worry so much about
him because he's in charge of it and
he's not going to go and then
get his hands dirty
a king could do whatever he wants could
break down your fence go right through
your property if he wants to
imagine so since he's the king he's not
only is he in charge of zookas but he's
also king
you gotta be really careful omraa papa
omar ali is if she
shade the another thing he told him
betray kathleen if you drink two cups of
wine or you eat two apples whatever the
the two thing it's very dangerous they
have permission to kill
why because that's the macar that's the
asoy the aside is two
four is a multiple of two but it starts
with two
barbaric catalina it's not as stark as
two
barbar masking we do hazard we damage
betrayed baby shaking amazing even you
drink two cups by mistake you didn't
realize
barbara makes it in but we only have
permission to damage somebody
if it was by mistake b ish delivery
what happened he did it he did he forgot
my technique what should he do
ish it just it seems like it was by what
does it say
does it on purpose no no no next line
the next time we ish to live
means he was by mistake
he should grab his thumb his right thumb
with his
right his left thumb with his right hand
the other small leg and his
kids are take your right hand grab your
left thumb take your left hand and grab
your right thumb you go like this
we together with three ishmael
if he hears the voice says even a
woman's voice
i guess they have women too we said they
have it's it's couples over there
namely aton so you have to continue you
say okay
so we are all together fine
and if he hears the voice saying
it happened the guy kept on going the
shed was was stubborn kept him saying
until i got to 100. 101 uh
the the shade exploded
rabbi sai
joke time for a second
a guy went to rov
we're learning about the witches and
stuff guy went to rob
and he says they're all uh i need to
what should i name my child says he look
in the parish he says what's the passion
from spartan
he says so call your kid she thought
that's a great name
the problem is that's my shrieker's name
it's number one number two
number two another mice a guy
i heard a guy this this is imam is
recently a guy says
i just saw your mother-in-law he says my
mother
is it your mother knows fine
why am i saying this because i'm leaving
now
i'm leaving for for a bit and you don't
you don't
uh you know it's been almost two years
since
we've been with the figure it's two
years with the seder the figure
two years and i know the islam suffers a
lot so i decided i'm not leaving
without a parting gift i'm giving each
one a gift
for me i worked hard on this and i call
it and i'd like everybody especially you
it's called fila such figure and you
could say with me give this out
everybody everybody gets one
i highly recommend you keep this in your
pocket for the rest of your life
give this out and i'm going to read it
read it out loud with me
hot excrement in torn basket to your
mouths
oh schwigger may your hair be ripped out
to expose your baldness figure may your
bread crumbs fly away
may your spices be scattered may the
wind blow away the fresh
saffron that you're holding in your
hands oh sh figure
as long as i had my grace and your grace
i did not come between you
but now that i have come between you it
is evident that my grace and your grace
towards me have cooled
so if anybody wants a second copy please
not only one copy per person
this is for the next year now we're
going to say this
figure in the gemara in los angeles here
it goes
some people call this the sugar but
others this is
the head of all mache folks
by the way seriously i can't this i'm
talking about your
figures your strengths are i'll have to
say again my figure
because she watches the sheer my speaker
watches the shirts i have to say this
myself
it's not about my sugar i'll say even
though i might have said this story like
two weeks ago i don't even remember
i'll say it again because it's an
unbelievable mice about my sugar it's a
master show you're not coming i tell you
that's my wife we were sitting in the
kitchen you know the story
and all of a sudden we heard a click
it's the sound of the side
door combination lock and the door
swings open
and then comes a woman and she gives us
a very dirty look
and we looked at her and she kept
walking and she made a beeline to the
pool
one minute later my drenched kids you
know the kids
crying two kids come out of the pool mom
is full of water
what happened said this woman came in
and kicked us right out of the pool
so i go to my figure i said
mom who's this lady
she said i don't know this lady asked me
if she used the pool a year ago
to teach somebody to swim and i said
yeah and i gave her the code and she
comes
once or twice a week and she gives
lessons i said but what's her name
i don't know i don't know so she has a
random message the random person that
knows the code
doesn't knock comes into the door gives
people dirty looks kicks
the family out of the pool and she
doesn't say a word that's this figure so
anyways no my figure i don't i don't
bark hashem your figures
yours figure okay anyway zokting my
emily
but she watches the shoes
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you should you should what's the most
important thing to use sugar
the the spices they should all go flying
bye-bye parker zico de merico
the fresh saffron should blow away
the kitter gevalde
or you can slap my piece of paper around
good if
rabbi herzog called up i'm scared that
this might shave in my call
i don't want him to know where it's from
our relationship is cooled off great bit
my raw valley captain
inherits israel they didn't care so much
about zougas
didn't bother them we're in earth's
troll shouldn't bother us
especially two thousand years later
they used to write on the on the barrel
who took out what
don't make even amount of lines it
should always be odd amounts
he didn't care somebody didn't care they
put the even amount of lines
and the barrel exploded hollow the milsa
here's the cloud called the carpet
captivated
if you care it cares about you i i don't
know i didn't ask anybody but i have a
feeling that
let's say you go to a goddamn and the
whole time you're thinking to yourself
this guy doesn't know he's talking about
this guy so i don't think the brah will
work like you have to like believe in it
you want to believe that the brah will
work
then it works if you believe in zukus
and the deep meaning and that's time
he's bg then it works with the light
copper
the captain about daiyu the sever
hasidim says this applies
to all like a lot of different things
like nikushim and stuff like that
if you believe in it it works if not now
that could explain
uh somebody here his wife really
believes that
this lady could go like this and like
this and she could heal different things
maybe if you really believe then yeah
you go in the grasshopper
that's a mice i don't believe it it's
he true believe it he didn't believe
that that's a grasshopper
he didn't believe that the grasshopper
landed on the titans oh that story was
again i didn't believe it they didn't
believe it
by the way i just saw a video of that
they asked for is it true that a
grasshopper landed he says yes
when i was learning yeah it's on video
rokheim said i saw that i saw
something right i started believing a
lot more in khan kanebsky ever since
this our friend that's about to happen
well we're not going to talk about it
call the copy copy by day
the two walnuts or nuts
like that's what i was referring to
yesterday i guess that my father but i
think
it might be different because he was
talking about when you pop it open and
there's two inside
that's a zoogie this might be just two
steak two cucumbers and the other thing
another food it's very strange
i had the proud it does it almost
doesn't seem right
so in fact i forget who it
something what first israel maybe huh
first israel says it's not literal it
doesn't mean
that like you know a reverse dam for
this or
you know different machines that we have
this is different okay it's uh like a
mystery
um the problem is we have no clue
what the other item is because we're
about to lose
so now you have to be careful with
apples oranges everything else
you said 10864 is not a problem
i'm already deacon that's only when it
comes to the shading avalyan shafim
when it comes to kishov sorcery
affilotube
we have to be concerned even a larger
number
the garcia of the person who divorced
his wife
she went and she married the shopkeeper
the guy the bar owner
idiot this guy he goes and he drinks
beer in his
ex's new husband's bar every single day
have all the lakes of him so she wanted
to destroy him
you heard about that guy that had the um
he was in charge of sending people
messages that they have uh
that they were in the same vicinity as
somebody that had coveted send them to
uh be good
so he sent his ex-wife a bunch of times
and they caught him
12 times it was like how does this woman
get 12 times ah
the guy in charge is his ex poof they
put him in jail yeah have a god like
shot
him like a mahanya bay but it never
worked but
she was a stubborn woman she tried every
single day didn't work
tried again didn't work why didn't the
work machine have him his diabetes
he never drank 25 cups of
beer he was only 20 well 26 he was mac
but only 27.
up till 16 the guy was clear like a
flute
mikhail have exiled then he started
getting a little confused
16 16 cups
this is jacob rosedale's funniest gemara
wins
wins all prizes mikamela avatar overlays
so he left unfortunately left the bar
after an even number
cavaz he's walking on the way gospel
bumps into arab amelia katila
dead man walking dead man walking
uh he got so scared the guy that drank
he goes and hugs a tree hug a tree since
that's all tree auger he's a tree hugger
not a good
idea savage the tree shriveled up
south of dikla whatever he took away
from the tree went into him i guess it's
like it's like a cartoon he like
he grabs just everybody in visual life
and he and he blew up he hugged this and
his body just exploded like a balloon
and that was the end of him from the
kishore homeraviro
but either way it's very bad it's like a
bomb in your face okay the palm tree
exploded
only sixteen sixteen cops he's clear
available
right if you eat a bowl
well it's a bowl of food and it's two
it's not a problem the car is two let's
say two rolls not a problem
if it's made by humans it's not a
problem what about wine wine who makes
this
mr herzig makes this so why is this a
problem we said zukus the whole the
whole suga is about crisis
because i say the grapes grape to begin
with is edible
you're making something else from the
grape but when you have like wheat
it's not edible so the whole creation is
by a human being
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if it's something that's made by heaven
and it's edible
khanos you go from one store to another
one
there's no zugoys
or in the store itself now what about
this guy
that died this guy that hugged the tree
was in a store it was in a bar
why is this zu guys because that was
kishoff
there's no zuga there's no no shade in
zoo guys in stores
says a guy decided to drink one cup
and then he happened to get thirsty and
drink another one there's no zugus
a guest he doesn't know whether or not
he's going to get a second cup
no zooglers isha and bums she doesn't
intend to drink more than one cup
so even if she drinks the second one
it's not zugo's visa
if she's an important woman you know i
forgot to say a very very important
thing
just remember when it comes to haseva
the ramos says
the the most says all women in our days
are nauseous
go home and tell this to your wife all
women are nauseous
bring a couch for your wife as well she
would appreciate it
including the figure and then you can
say the brock under your breath um
asparagus this is cabbage
wine here's asparagus there's a cabbage
and it's you see the old this is from
those days mister of the toiva
the aim once again so if it's number
four you drink three cups of wine one
cup of asparagus is if you drink three
if you drink four cups of wine and one
cup of asparagus it's as if you drink
five asparagus asparagus
a guy goes to the bar and drinks 18 cups
of
wine and he's fashionability has no idea
shalom alaikum josh welcome
he has no idea if he drink 18 19 doesn't
know what to do
so drink one more drink one more it
never hurts to drink one more cup
vanilla cooler no don't drink at all
explain the rush bomb if you drink one
more you're showing
you're falling into their trap you're
showing that you care about them your
concerns you drink water that means you
care about them oh once you care about
them they have power over you
so you don't drink all right
camera is wine so you drink two hunches
of
cups and one of beer they don't go
together they don't mix beer and wine
but
you you can't add the the lesser value
the lesser one
to make it to make it three you drink
two you have a problem you have to drink
another cup of wine trade the shikhara
but if you drink two beers
and then you add one wine with starvif
because it's the better
it's it's more what's it called in
english it's uh
more kosher no how do you say
that
let's say it takes sixth for him to make
a read tommy you need six of
this simple material
but only fourth fact of goat here so
let's say you have
three twelfth of goat here and you add
one tefak of reed
you don't have four two because you need
six breed reed is the lesser
value
but if it's the opposite you have five
twakum of reed and you add one tefl of
goat
goat is more hush of so it becomes six
becomes stomach so to over you're gonna
add the better
product the wine to the beer now you
have now you broke up the now it's not
two
cups it's three what are you gonna add
the schwaka one the beer to the wide it
doesn't work
should we stop here we have to stop here
unfortunately
but it's eight o'clock okay i have no
prob we'll keep keep on going everyone
wants to leave can leave now
aura taco
taco if before the meal
you know when they when they're taking
the menu from you whatever and you're
drinking the two cups of wine
and then you have one cup of wine during
the meal then it's as if you drink three
there would start kami kame taco
but again once again we're going to
important the two cups that are
important during the meal
arena style of lemons
we care about the person at the end of
the day he drank three cups of wine what
are our kids there's a meal here not a
meal here
the guy will come and talk to me so
the cooley almost says the gemara taco
the buster taco loymon starfi
so the gemara is saying that what you
eat what you drink before the soup
is part of the meal but we drink after
the soup that has nothing to do with the
meal
and therefore if you drink two during
the mail now you have a major problem
because you have zugos
and then you drink one after the meal
it's not going to help you okay
there's a story we have to say nothing
said to keep on going so we got to say
the story rahul rahmani was being chased
by the king's
messenger and the king's messenger was
sitting in a bar somewhere and he drank
two
and his head flipped around and he
didn't know what to do like an owl his
head went crooked
so they brought robin ahmeni who he's
chasing and rabbi ahmadi gave him an
eighth to save his life
and said bring the table back and give
him another cup of wine
and therefore won't be zookas in his
head and it's kahava and then that's the
thing so he saved his life so the guy
rahman is saying whatever that was in
the story but you see that when you
bring the table back
it works i'll see you tomorrow is hashem
ceramics is
have a great day what's up
kessler
thank you
no no no no
i have to go over here
mark what's the numbers you want to send
me a number i need a number what's going
on
i'm going to try to get you when i'm in
america
david what's going on what's going on
saudi
i'm not going to recognize when i see
with chicago
monday morning 5am
now lufthansa
hold on what's going on there who's abby
leveson as a baby over there
a grandson that's what it is
you