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today
well here's the video my son Aaron
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when he hears it in the car and the
drive to school
hi
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for the seam January 25th your Thomas
Jordan Schiller here you go yeah
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Gary Gary Come On
One More Time
it's my fault
it's my fault my fault my fault sorry
Gary
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long time
I'm doing the dab since the beginning of
broadcast we started on the different
Market cheer I have tremendous Market
cheer but you're so much better no they
don't say that has it started to help me
understand any more instruction but I'm
gonna transfer over to you because that
wasn't consistently posted not his fault
but everybody do gold
okay taking notes he takes notes every
day lots of pausing between and then I
want to review I heard about you on
meaningful people
I decided to give it a try
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my kids have noticed the intro I'm told
they're recorded yeah man I shouldn't
give you the ability to keep me around
his toyo
I wanted to make a slight correction if
I made P.S fired him in general actually
stop eating meat following however when
it comes to sharing taking haircuts we
fired him sees doing that during the
cowboy yeah I got a few emails about
that I think you're referring to the
Timon and we meet up until she was a
cowboy wasn't going to bring this up and
imagine on YouTube and somebody said
that you should bring it up thank you
for all everything Jonathan I'm zalig
mdy since
the rebelli I wrote you about a month
ago regarding my Barb in the five towns
who said he'll watch a sheer daily
on the shops TV after I told him that I
was listening to it while waiting my
turn
lo and behold I'm here now and he
reported that he's been viewing it since
with his customers took a picture and
will send it separately Chuck leavener I
don't know the name of the barber barber
in the five towns
him
when you can watch this year and this is
a picture of the video where boy said
the guys from Brooklyn if you can tell
me the video will be better
you doing
I got it but it doesn't go on PowerPoint
send me a different version of this but
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I know for months everybody's diving for
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she's just were taken already completely
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foreign
in the whole I was very shocking up
about the Rosner situation and just to
say it again
foreign
say it again
everybody said here we go
we're holding by a brand new mishnu
here's the Shiloh to contemplate before
we get a little bit into the sogio
if somebody this is a very controversial
people are gonna some people are gonna
take offense to it some people say for
sure but we'll start out slow if
somebody doesn't pay taxes in America
He Cheats taxes is he over is Sir not
over here sir
huh
no no taxes
you've made taxes foreign
think about it anybody care about it
does it matter huh
is he your family what about energy
stroll you made taxes in our control
does the government have the right to
take taxes
it's a Mitzvah what if he pays in both
countries how do you know well you
learned this you know this you you study
this you're just saying it misvara from
your boy
I'm sorry from the bike okay good so
we're gonna have to see inside what it
is for real what not
tomorrow
says the mister
the hell you missed the sponsored final
day lillianism
now we're talking about
him right different that happened
by force
if a guy is a killer
he's Jewish but he's a killer
he will kill you if you start out with
him he will kill you if you try to avoid
him and not give him money
do you have a gun of a Jewish Ghana
Williamson
and a guy that takes
taxes
now
what's going on here you make another
he's about to take all your fruit they
work really hard on yeah if ten thousand
dollars worth of fruit piled up in your
storage facility he comes with a gun he
says listen I'm gonna kill you
load it up onto my truck
so you tell him I'm making a nether that
the fruit right here is not good for you
it's all truma you're Israel you can't
eat it anyways it's true I'm making
another Strummer
you allowed to do that
says the rush
you're talking about a killer
he already killed 25 26 people he's a
known killer but this sad dick he's very
Immaculate that he wanted Truman you
tell me Struma you won't eat
unreal
so this brings to mind many many stories
nachman loves this one he saw it with
his own eyes and I'll say it again I
have to say it one of my relatives a
very close relative came to visit me
here in bechamish
unfortunately this relative is Mikhail
Shabbos he eats in the veils and Travis
and everything but
he came to visit him a lot of cover I
said maybe you want to come to show he
said yeah okay fine
as a witness
the guy he damaged my answer
and after this was over
he stood like a like like a like a stone
wall for 10 minutes he wouldn't move why
because the guy behind him was diving
into an x-ray he doesn't go back three
steps if somebody's behind the money
damage Monastery he's Mikhail Shabbos
he's over every is in the Torah almost
but he does not go back three steps it's
a beautiful thing I think it's there's
something to learn from here but on the
flip side yeah my side at least he has
that at least he has that huh
with another one of my relatives
myself
the guy the the somebody had had the
Macho whatever goes into a doctor on
pesach on pesach the doctor was a Jewish
guy but he wasn't uh he wasn't religious
so he's eating a cheeseburger push it a
cheeseburger the bun comments the whole
thing cheeseburger Israel I don't know
it's Israel but a bunch of his swims
eating
and he asked the the wife he asked so
what did you eat so tell me about your
style you said I had to dip the the
thing in the the the salt water and then
I had uh gefilte fish and then I had a
canado with with the soup
he said you had what you had to be
Brooks
you were nuts no manners you went crazy
he couldn't believe that that a Yiddish
person is going to eat the breakfast
you had your brux
can't believe it
was amazing okay fine and finally
because we have a very long dive I just
wanted to say this nice over again I
have to tell you this myself there was a
guy there's a guy
who
ate some of his wife's fish he tasted it
and he told his wife it's spoiled you
gotta get rid of it so the wife
she's about to throw out into the
garbage she says what are you crazy give
to the neighbor you're the neighbor
so he knocks on the door the neighbors
never they don't have money knocks on
the door we have some fish for you
he hears like two days later the
neighbor got really sick he ate some bad
fish he got really sick
eventually bring this guy to the
hospital he goes to the hospital
and then the guy dies
he says
the whole thing he comes home he tells
his wife he says and you you look how
many misses we did with this fish and
you wanted to throw it out
talk about him going back to this guy I
Love These Guys these guys no bad mess
we have to
everything has been proportioned you
know why I'm so I realize why I'm like
going on and on and on Bemis I was in
the hotel and a maestershire
the no the furthest thing from tuna
bagel a 70 year old hosted a very
distinguished looking guy he told me
this is Miser and I went crazy on him I
mean I couldn't control myself a lot of
people came to see why I was screaming
he tells me that there's a buffer
a message
one of the conceden took off his payus
but um he learns very Stark and the
rabbit said he shouldn't learn anything
once you take off your pace don't learn
so it's like I don't understand but
that's what the rabbit said I said let
me ask you something why do you have
Pace yes beautiful Pace why
like how does it make sense that's what
the rapper said and it brings me right
from Talent DeVille yo that you could be
argue and what it says in the toilet oh
my some I thought it's crazy
and somebody's gonna say he's not crazy
I'm crazy fine but that's why I'm going
to understand so you have to take
everything in proportions like okay
he's a killer everything's givardic but
he's very much
very immaculate so may law you're
allowed to make this nether
fine
um
it's not truma it's not true but you
said it's true he's lying he made
another a false nether what exactly said
the camera's gonna explain his lotion
or he makes another chain she'll base
ham Bella you can't touch this fruit
because I already it's it's owned by the
king
slide through his teeth he's lying to
save his property and that's okay
um
you cannot make a net there
you can't make it sure like we let's
just see the passing again once we're
here it says in the possibly sees the
shame I shouldn't give us
him
doesn't forgive the still from all thy
various one of the worst it's it remains
there you're not going to use hashem's
name in vain to get out and then make
sure that you you save your fruit and
that there's one thing noticeable
this is you're you're not even you're
doing it for a reason to save your
property that's okay save this song
you don't offer the killer the Ghana you
don't offer him another if he says
really it's Truman make a nether let me
see you making a then you do another but
you don't offer it you don't start
no you want to save your stuff you want
to show that you're serious you say I
swear I I make another
foreign
and when he tells you to make the nether
only exactly what he says making that
there that this fruit is yours don't
stick in other fruit don't stick in your
wife don't stick anything else into the
picture word for word what he tells you
that's what you do
will resilient
even in other things Kate give me an
example on my Loy and Mar the guy tells
him repeat after me my wife is in the
nether I'm not gonna have any she's not
gonna benefit from me and honestly
anonymously I want you to say these
words says the the killer
he knows exactly how the nether Works
say these words that if it's really true
ma my wife your wife in other words is
not gonna have any benefit from you
and what does this guy say I'll one-up
you Obama
I'll stick in my sons also I don't care
I'm so confident that this pile of fruit
is truma
obviously it's not I'm gonna stick my
sons in it as well I won't have any
benefit they won't have any benefit for
me say
no
because the guy said your wife so you
say your wife you stuck in something
else in addition that's your problem now
you have to suffer now your sons can
never benefit from you
but your wife could because that's what
the guy told you that was his
knows what you're doing oh the camera's
gonna ask that in a second
good caption
the guys from Hawking it was all the
ethereum all the things he understands
you know it's tricks let's see if look
at my address is it says again
you're right the bad guy only asks you
to make another about your wife you
stuck in your your your kids to I
actually just read recently that when
one of the tricks
when they interview a potential killer
or something if the guy says a lot of
extra information that means he's a bad
guy because the the Liars The Killers
the the they they believe that if they
tell the police a lot of stuff random
stuff the police are going to believe
them more so I went here and I came
there and I went up and I went down
they've thrown a lot of stuff and they
pick up the detectives pick on him very
quickly like if this guy is talking a
little bit more than usual he's trying
he's over compensating this guy also
the I want you to make another on your
wife okay I make it with number why for
my son whoa look at mama said yes okay
we're talking about the most the guy
that's collecting and in those days
basically the way it works you see from
from how the Rand talks though you're
trying to speak
the king the ruler used to he didn't go
around collecting himself he doesn't go
around she gives the the the tax the
it's a franchise exactly you pay me x
amount per year I know there's about a
thousand people in this town pay me ten
thousand dollars ten person per head you
you break your head with these people
you give people breaks you could take
more money from other people it's your
thing oh
when the king makes a a law it becomes
law you shouldn't break that law
so how could this guy try to avoid taxes
from this guy he should be paying and if
you don't pay you're gonna
let's see so this is the right so omara
um
we're talking about a guy that just
makes up his own stuff he's not going
he's not he's not pacing in on anything
he's going to say and he goes after
everybody takes more than he needs to
such a guy that's not the end of the
most that's the the opposite of Dina the
makusa he's using his Cloud he's using
his his whatever his position to to hurt
people that's not methods that's not
Omar ion is
a guy just decided on his own it's not
it's not part of the Marcus either side
is out he's going to start collecting
taxes a bad guy he has a gun he forces
people
uh one of the guys from the Cupid's
doctor told me that after a big tragedy
and then in there to stroll in the
neighborhood he says almost every single
time you'll see people pop up and come
to show and collect money for for the
tragedy you should know that they're
again of him
not always unless they take credit cards
and it goes specifically to an
organization the guy collects like this
and you give him cash be very wary
that's when these gun of them come out
they're ointment may lay them kind of
guys now the boys I if you can please
let's read the rat inside together 10
lines from the top of
the guy stood there by himself
says the Run nobody told him to do this
so it's not dinner
because of our toys verse the round
brings Tysons the dove the death
we're talking about going
um
then this Allah replies
America England is owned by the
government
he owns the land you don't want to pay
him taxes he kicks you out of the land
the Kings of Israel it doesn't apply why
the fee share this role call Israel
nobody has the right to kick out a Jew
from Earth Israel so if you don't have
the right to kick out a Jew for merit
Israel says
that the government in our Israel the
king in Arizona doesn't have a right to
demand taxes it's not his it's yours as
much as it is his
that argue
but I want to bring it to everybody
don't don't shoot the messenger I'm
reading tices the round brings this
tices he doesn't bring the other in
China now even if you hold
that dinner
does not apply in energy straw like Iran
says and Tyson said
however there are certain rules like job
related things the the regular rules not
taxes the rules that apply people accept
it upon themselves as a Minogue so then
that does have a rule of even the United
straw they say
but
says in America for instance if you try
to evade taxes it's not of course
is by a guy this is maybe we should go
into it with YouTube and everything
you know what I still
but of course of uh if you're allowed to
but not in this case
also that evading taxes this is the
right so he says you should be mahmer
that says
okay
going back to that thing when it comes
to a possibility six all unfortunately
people are lenient when it comes to
minha game of gibrox or whatever they're
the gamish is like the worst thing that
the person can be over in his life but
at least learn the song you know what
I'm saying before you evade taxes learn
the sogia see maybe the summer that says
it's the right so maybe not but at least
Learners I'm not a rough I'm not passing
him I'm just bringing the people's
attention that it might be more
problematic that you're aware of because
I asked people here before this year
like yes it's all for sure this not like
the opposite of what you guys said is
came out from what we just learned now
and in America is much worse than Earth
Israel okay fine
foreign
that is fruit
is owned by the king don't touch it
what's a nether a boy so what's a nether
let's think about it what's a Nether
Nether is
I'm gonna do XYZ or I'm not going to do
XYZ and if I do this is right another is
a Heifetz
The Gatherer so I have to take care of
it I have to take some sort of options
and say I'm not going to use this
computer ever again I'm not going to
drive this car I'm not going to it has
to be on a Heavens so what exactly did
this guy make another here what was the
words
I'm swearing you can't you can't make
another oh it's a nether that it's the
Kings
what did you answering yourself nothing
that's that's a schwa I swear that this
is a Kings that's a schwa we're not
talking about another nether
so what did he say what's what's his
lesson
oh he does make something awesome all
the fruit in the world shall become
asrami Inon
if
this is not owned by the by the king so
I am asking I I make another this is the
Kings and if not everything I won't eat
food ever ever again
Alma
so so what is he gonna do he just made a
net there he made everything awesome
tomorrow we have to be talking about
where he says hi
he says I won't eat fruit I won't eat
any food today making another you big
Ghana you want my ten thousand dollars
worth of fruit you should know that it's
owned by the king and if I'm lying I'm
not gonna eat any food today
so that's basically what nachman asked
he hears what you're saying he hears a
big big fat nether oh this guy's not
gonna eat fruit for 25 minutes and
that's why I'm not gonna take your pile
of fruit it doesn't scare him he's not
he's not impressed with your nether he's
not a good Nether
foreign
a group of Jews went to look for uh
um
then like Ukraine or something somewhere
around there so you got one of my one on
Judaica one of my relatives is famous he
was lifter but another one that's the
fansky's in Lakewood they're big into
the famous a lot of people ask me what
else yeah yeah you know that's theirs
it's the fansky's ah you you you're the
auctioneer you know them everybody said
yeah so
they went not the stefanski's a group of
people went to to to like one of these
in the Soviet Union over there and they
they found they found I actually heard
one of the stories that they opened up
like gamoras and stuff and they rip it
open they found like I got a page of our
God in there it was worth I don't know I
remember like one of a kind there's
hundred thousand dollars they found
secretary and together they found
the kesser silver crown
it's not a problem they don't know how
to take it out the secretary they got
permission because it's it was like uh
that the Russians didn't care what about
the silver crown so they came with the
gevada one of the guys that was with
them was again
from from Africa you wrote the story ah
but what you don't have is the picture
of the guy taking it out that I have
yeah
yeah check it out look at the screen for
a second
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[Laughter]
anyway
he showed them their their passports
whatever from uh he's a big Prince from
Uganda and this is the the crown that he
wears he comes into the airport with
this massive crowd I in and knock
himself his book which book is it
could have been you this couldn't have
been me but okay fine and he walked he
walked in he walked right through the
thing with his crown all right
evading evading taxes and stuff like
that
is
uh trying to evade Russian taxes
so listen to this what the gamara says
here's gonna believe him
you know what he does he thinks in his
head today he makes another he doesn't
say how long the nether lasts for says
I'm not eating fruit
and in his brain he screams today today
today the guy the guy of the the redef
doesn't hear doesn't hear him
now let me ask you a question what if he
said to the guy
I will never he uses the word never I
will never eat fruit
for as long as I live and in his brain
he screams
does that work I mean
why not
oh beautiful
lotion of of uh of Texas over here
remember Schoenberg said because he's
contradicting himself when you
contradict yourself you say never and in
your brain you say today that's a
contradiction and then you cannot
virtually believe in environment the
only time that dwarf should believe in
our case only is when he's not
contradicting he's just explaining he
says I won't eat fruit and he says in
his brain today today today okay
foreign
this is a little bit of a freebie
because it's not really going to be
discussing all of this just one line of
it
he could only say another exactly what
the guy tells him to say well
what's the situation
he added his sons
now this is what we need
now if you look in the Michelin real
quickly two lines down from the top
right you remember those words don't
don't offer him another that's what
bishan may say we're talking about
another in the middle and they still say
you could offer him another
say you have to wait until the guy says
not swear but make another okay fine
I'll make it up so say no you could you
could you could offer it now comes
ravuna
Umar is going to ask like a
contradiction the mission that says
Nether and also you're talking about
foreign
what's going on there foreign
he could offer him another
but nah that's not true
you could make any nether you want just
knowledgeable
the simplest answer
messages
there's no contradiction the mission is
talking about another why to tell you
even a nether which is very light
compared to say do not do and the rice
is going to tell you you could do a
according to Basil even though it's very
very calmer that's it one in the mission
and one in the bride
in fact they say the whole thing yeah
thought about this
is
not talking about the same thing
this is what the Bryce is talking about
if somebody goes to the roof
in the Rob look for a pesach to get him
out of his Shore
by another we know you could do so and
look did you mean it like this you mean
like Dad had you known
xyze
yeah she was the same thing as another
but somebody else okay I thought it was
him sorry whoever it is I'm sorry did I
meet the person that's sponsoring
most likely
carbon
um
you see these fruit you see the sweet
I'm being magnificent
it is
of course you're going to edit that part
out so you don't look like a fool okay
smack oh yeah look like a fool
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again to make me look like a fool
exotic so he makes his fruit a carbon he
makes his food Hashem
but he says the interesting lesson all
these fruit will be a carbon will be
hegdishats if they don't get
cut off the tree now what fruit in the
world doesn't get a Call of a tree every
fruit that ever existed besides the ones
that are on the tree right now today
every fruit from here came off a tree
fell off the tree there's no such thing
the true eventually is going to fall
down but after two 300 years there's no
such thing so what he's saying is a
little bit of a stus I think I'm gonna
go into it
if it doesn't burn now that didn't
always happen not every Talus Burns
that's uh that's very rare
yes
what should it say here about yourself
what should be the words yes
it's hegdish or not yeslam hagdish
period what's yes
the after
what's the word fact after effect after
fat whatever the word is
the the remedy once something is hagdish
then you go and you redeem it with money
and the kadusha goes instead of from
this piece of fruit it goes into your
money and you have to take the money and
use it for hectis whatever but you
redeem it why is the mission telling us
what to do with it just say Hector not
English
okay
so these what if a person says these
fruit should be a carbon up until the
point that they are
reaped and taken off the tree thousands
of carbon at your desire not in on this
rappers but up until she desire
turning now
continue being able to support toyra and
to finish as Rebellion
in that case there's no opinion the
guitar is going to explain we'll see
that tomorrow
the wording is off the listening
why do you tell me the remedy instead of
tell me that Allah is that the person
says
these fruits should be a carbon if that
they become College
because the end of the mishnah talks
about a case where you can't redeem it
at all
not at
Allah we're just mimicking the safer and
that's what we do many times the race is
safe have to mimic each other rhyme
easier to remember
foreign
beautiful
what's what's the nether what's the
problem the problem is
he's saying that all these fruit should
be a carbon if it doesn't
get caught you don't reap it now the
problem is that everyone is going to be
reaped so that this word
is
whatever Latin is is off
of course fruit eventually gonna fall
off the tree but he limited it to the to
today today it's not going to be reap
and the day went by and it didn't happen
Okay so there wasn't because
there's a tremendous amount of wind
and
he realizes that they are going to fall
today
so he made a nether based on that
assumption and he was wrong
now just like if
I think they'll be physic for one person
even though everybody knows it's not
about the death it's about the Omi I'll
say it again and again I know everybody
you have to say this joke even though
everybody knows a joke in case there's
one person that that's another joke
there's one person one person you have
to say a joke and this is already
standing here for shopping so you gotta
hurry up there were three people real
estate guys
that were schmoozing about the real
estate and one guy says you know I had a
tremendous fire and my building burned
down and the insurance paid me
tremendous amount of money
the guy said that's nothing I had a
tremendous flood
and the insurance pay me much more than
they paid you for your building a flood
is so rare the third guy said you know I
had a tornado tornado went by my
building knocked down my building and I
got even more than all of you put
together
and they both looked at the guy with the
tornado they said and how do you do a
tornado
well
good today why because right right right
I'm not condoning it it's not even a
joke making a joke there's a lot of Ms
in it unfortunately
very very
now what comes out is almost the
opposite of what we thought for a second
because since
by when it comes to a fire
we're talking about
there was a
there's a the wind the way we know that
there's a big wind is because of the
fire we talk about clothing clothing
doesn't have fire so obviously we're
talking about a situation where there's
a fire about to get the clothing so in
Maylo we also have to say that there's a
wind that was about to get your fruit
we'll talk about the massacre daity the
limit the line so I think he never
assumed that it's
that the the clothing is not going to
get burned that his food is not going to
fall off the tree
so so I would think that he only bases
Nether on that assumption
MMA law it shouldn't be a nether
commercial it is a Nether and
even though he made that assumption
rabbosai have a wonderful day look at
the clock for a second
a little story