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what's your name
oh that's right we met of course we met
father from Cedarhurst and you are okay
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oh
where's these here it's in Houston
Houston somewhere okay everyone says you
know
right after Shear is over uh there's a
taxi waiting outside zipping off to
Kenya to the nicest it's supposed to be
the top Safari in the world basically we
make it there we show them
Mendy is here why is Mindy here
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what this
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oh Dr Factor he knows what to do he
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hi everybody
thanks for everything you do
I spoke about him one of the top and I
just wrote maybe anonymously by comment
of the five times for my 16th birthday
I don't know addresses in honor of the
birth of my son Aaron who just had his
brisk this money and Friday Mazel Tov
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180. robot say here we go so before we
start we'll have to remind the heirloom
we're starting with sectors in Durham
and what in four or five days
Thursday
bring your friends it's a very easy
short short tapping mamish easy bring
them you're gonna love it
oh what would I do without it
Charlie what's your name yeah
Quincy from
Manchester you're going to join us in
Manchester see him I'm coming there are
you going to be here you what's your
name
oh you're related
I saved your seat right over here
by Marsha Cohen I don't know if it's the
same machine
demand
okay as Dodd and
who
ever yeah oh
G is in the house you got a for us
and everybody's ever listened to slack
Rock here's the guy from slack rock or
small is in the house
once in a while okay here we go me
that's me about to do it
oh boy okay so Sonic says you know the
husband is not around let me support a
little bit nobody asked him on his own
so don't forget the name of the paragus
we have today on them that Institute
exarius
admin had seven
we're the last one of Hana
says
if you see
that there's a lie in about to attack
and you go and you chase him away all
you did is you prevented a loss you
didn't
give anything to anyone and that's why
by the way I'm leaving right now I wanna
demonstrate that
Diary Of course fine
he gets nothing in return
foreign
we're going to see that the same Allah
applies according to him by uh by alone
which when we get there let me see uh
okay fine see it over here
put this note over here it goes better
over here okay
so nobody asked you to support my wife
she didn't ask you I didn't ask you
what if she herself asked you then she
could sue the person that gave the money
and in return I mean the person will sue
her and then the husband will have to
pay at the end of the day but she didn't
ask her it you didn't ask for it nobody
asked you came you're a nice guy don't
be a nice guy according to Hanan you
lose all your money Netflix
the nice guy swear how much it cost him
and then that's how much the husband has
to pay him
those Americans said like
um
there's no charts today here
that's all I got today no there's a
little one more I'll go upon him when
you put your money and I'm going for
that also there's a lot of gazelles and
stuff like that I shouldn't talk about
it because I don't want you guys to get
jealous that nobody cares about the TV
but if you put your money on his horns
you'll never see it again it's gone
we're going to see in the gamara on
Sunday
tomorrow morning that
Roberto and zackai when they say this
lotion or near admin that's usually the
halacha
says
interesting we have a whole city now
from asaktus nidarib
also
if somebody says I will not benefit
anything from my friend and his friend
says that oh yeah you're not gonna
benefit from me I'm not gonna benefit
from you they go one to the other
so that we just saw to remind the ilum
Remy this is uh yeah I need a I need one
of those buttons please
so the shadow everybody in classroom
and they put it in the lishka of the
scholar and three times a year 15 days
before every under before
they took three boxes of the master
shekel and what would they purchase with
it corbanon Seaboard like the Tommy the
musaf
the idea is that everybody should be
part of all the corona receiver your
siber when you bring a carbon most of on
Shabbos everybody in Clyde Israel has
some skin in the game it's that time oh
the best we bought it from your money
you participated in it
so let's say you didn't
and I cannot benefit from you and you
can't benefit from me I'm permitted to
go to the base of English and give a
massive shackle on your behalf why it's
a Mitzvah there's no benefit from
business
I can't give you a half a shekel but you
give me some English I have a circle for
you
now this one is very hard to understand
but if we understand
we understand this is
if the guy that cannot benefit from me
has a loan of a million dollars I go
ahead and I pay
the lender I wipe out his loan
let's say he has a horse that ran away I
could take the horse bring him back to
his farm and it's not considered that
I'm doing him a favor
in a place where they instituted halacha
a rule that if your marks are away then
not only do you get scar whatever you're
missing but will pay you there's a get
extra hundred dollars if you're gonna
give a
an Aveda back a lost object you go ahead
and you your matria you get paid for it
so finders
what's the thing here
think about it for a second
if I find something I give it back so
you cannot pay me why can't you pay me
because that's extra money it's a
finder's fee
so why can't you keep it
because you just benefited you just kept
a hundred dollars that's supposed to go
to me
so what do you do that money I can't
take it and you can't keep it we both
know from each other so what you do is
you take and give it to English okay
so you have the loss it costs you a
hundred dollars but I didn't have a game
because it's not in my pocket
no
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so you did a shackle for me I have a
shackle you didn't give me anything
the snan and the murder proves terminal
never made it to the base of mcdosh
if my classic didn't make it into the
basement what are you showing him over
there
nothing okay start over there
I'm still part of all the car bonus why
because bestin has the right to take a
little bit from everybody and get for
you you're supposed to you sent it not
only that valid it's on the way it's in
the it's in the mail
okay it didn't reach us we are still
going to make you a partner with
everybody else's and you're part of the
world
I said this is even
I didn't even put it in the mail I'm
thinking about putting the mail
okay
so at the end of the day if I go and I
give a half a shackle on your behalf you
didn't get anything because anyway I'm
part of all the carbonas Benson
instituted that if it gets lost and I
didn't even give it they're gonna get it
for me so by you going ahead and giving
half a shekel for me you didn't do
anything
but boy so if I give a half a shekel for
you who gets the midst of Master shekel
the guy that was supposed to give it or
the guy that actually gave it for you
huh
anybody the guy that gave it anybody
else
huh
you say the guy's supposed to give okay
anybody else to him ask him to him
Rashi says the guy that gave it okay
tomorrow
by giving back an Aveda you're doing a
Mitzvah I said this in the certain
countries like Japan if you leave your
wallet on a bench a lot of times people
will give it back they'll go to the car
it could be there a day later they have
this thing about
but I don't understand since the gemara
me paying off your loan you're getting
him a lot of I know
what's going on there
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um
says that if you go ahead and you give
somebody to give a woman resilience you
keep on being with fairness
when it comes to paying back a loan it's
considered Hari
you didn't give any visible Hano you
just took off something you had to tear
down and you had to pay it's only a
minute to pay not to pay yes to pay I
don't know whatever okay fine
what's up when did he enjoy it okay
we're gonna see you soon it's not the
minute yeah
somebody told me that the square Robo
the freedom
every time somebody paid him back a loan
he'd give maiser from it because he said
it's
new money coming in
which reminds me of another thing
actually that there was a once upset
somebody found a lot of money
and how logically he could have kept it
because if you find money usually
a person is other uh what's the lotion
of the uh
but what's the first lesson
um
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and therefore a person is right away
from the money when it falls it's
unfortunate but that's talacha and the
guy went and paid it back gave it to him
so they gave him a sack I I have to look
into this I remember something like this
you have said that he is to pay Meister
on the money that he gave the guy
because it's really his money
collectively and he went and gave a gift
to somebody so you gave a gift you have
to give myself your money
ten thousand dollars in Meister money
they're always that
no to the guy that gave the sack whoever
they got to give him the sock got the
money sir yeah
yeah okay
the guy that found the money and I look
like we could have kept the money but he
decided to be a nice guy and give it
back to the guy that lost the money but
since I logically he could have kept the
money so it's his and he went ahead and
he gave a gift okay so pay up
okay
it's almost as bad as I have a relative
that made back in the day in the in the
uh.com bubble he made like a few million
dollars on like aol.com I remember she
made millions and then he lost it all
but then every penny he lost every penny
but then he had to pay taxes on all the
money that he made that year because
he's like trading it he's going back and
forth but because by the time he
finished so in one year he made Millions
the next year he lost everything they
made but for the IRS he made all those
Millions he had to come up with hundreds
of thousand dollars in taxes but he had
no money left okay fine it's like a
double Zeds
um
AR
affiliate
you could say this goes according to her
born on not just Conan how about my skin
on shall love Freya
so
what's Adam actually the Freya who
borrows money that's a gift
it's I had a relative myself this gets
me upset every time I think about it
when I first got married my relative
decided I'm an usher because it's
fine so I became a Usher even though I
didn't have any money back then so he's
like could you let me money to buy some
tickets they're just wrong because I
said okay yeah lend your money he says
and by the way I'm not paying you back
until you need the money and you never
paid me back
this is like I think it hurts I'm too my
voice to go back to the town that it
hurts me and that I don't know if but on
Friday I was my home well fine 20 years
like 20 something years ago 25 years ago
so he said the guy bar money that
there's no there's no payback thing but
you have to pay me back but I'm not
telling you one you pay me back whenever
you want
not an atmosphere though
no no no he doesn't watch the death if
he doesn't speak English it's fine
right
so I'm actually in front of it doesn't
mean that he'll never pay there's no
date MMA law therefore you didn't give
him any I know you pay back a million
dollar loan but what I know I didn't
have to pay back tomorrow I'd have to
pay it back next year you know in 50
years from now worry about it I'm not
worried about it now
didn't say the answer like really shy
that goes according to Hanan and Hanan
says that in this case it's
now
we do passing like Hana right because it
says in the mishnah
um
as you can see tomorrow that means that
Allah but nevertheless in the dharim the
mishna is brought down like this and it
should go according to everybody it
should go according to Khan
my time alone what was bothering that he
didn't say like rava
so yeah we're talking about a special
case that the guy never gave back a date
you never told him when to give it back
you give it back whenever you want and
therefore there's no Hana today when you
pay back my loan all my life
but at the end of the day this
embarrassment
and when
a guy owes money
so he's embarrassed
and you're taking away that bullsho by
paying it up yeah he never has to pay
back you know he has 20 years but every
time he meets the guy in the street you
know he's in Barry would crosses the
street he's embarrassed from the guy
that he's saving him and that we said
according
is a problem according to Hanan it's
that that itself is a little bit of a
busha where's the rona's here today oh I
was gonna say
really
no because I have some uh some jokes I I
saw in his book but this one I didn't
see really
there was a a guy talking about busha so
first of all there's a guy that um
he used to walk with a banana on his
head
so yeah the guy comes over and says
what's what's with you why are you
walking with a banana on your head she
said every Tuesday I walk with a banana
on my head
that's the guy says but but today's not
Tuesday today's Monday he says wow
that's Mama's bushes
but I'm only saying that to go into the
next joke that also nobody understood
but I saw it in the wrong corn boost
book that he gave me so I gotta says is
this that in England
people
he's looking at me you only you would
appreciate it said in England people eat
more bananas than monkeys they eat 82
million bananas and only four monkeys
all right some people liked it some
people didn't
but I do want to say hold on one thing
about busha this is a Muslim a joke is
joke but Musser Mendy don't go anywhere
you pack your suitcase it's okay let's
go listen this
this amazing there's a Shiva bent over
drinking from a water fountain a buck is
walking by the hallway he sees a guy
bent over the water fountain he takes
his hand and it was boom as hard as he
can
and the receivo says listen and he's
like oh what but he said listen he
hopped right away he didn't realize one
of the guys in Yeshiva he says I'm not
going to pick up my head for 10 seconds
run
but that leads me to an email that I got
right before I came here which hold on
what's sponsored I'm not going anywhere
tonight
I gotta read you this email because it
brought some tears to my eye me
personally now the actual story I don't
know how true it is but the actual it's
a great email I just got it Mom is too
much as a lady yes you said oh you got
to read the scenes I'm reading it
as you know we've been learning together
since although I'm not a huge fan of the
emails and all the rest of the hype I
realize it's been amazing for so many
people in this generation getting all
types of juice closer together into the
one above intro I watched as they gave
you the save the third to lead akova you
took off your moisha kinsbursky suit
jacket and put it on inside out with the
mdy logos all over it the jealous local
started singing Lila
I saw you felt awkward even a little bit
embarrassed this is what brings me to
write this email you're leading in that
movement that's all about obviously
stroll and changing people's lives it's
bigger than almost anything anyone else
many people can you get cheer but do
they bring clients all together do they
bring mashiach closer to the way you do
they change people lives at 120 this is
the best part and I'm sure when we go
upstairs and they notice our resemblance
and ask if we're related please say I'm
your brother show you how it works your
brother from another mother Joseph irman
huh
no I did it because I figured nobody's
taking pictures no videos you can do
whatever you want but then
no it wasn't
awesome right oh so cool sponsored as a
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some of the greatest
fine there's a certain ha no
sponsor
foreign
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he said seven zeros and we had this
person dies and left over Sons and
Daughters his Manchester when he left
over a lot of assets meaning more than a
Year's worth of stuff but more than
needed to get these daughters to bad
girls
so then everybody's good the sons get
the yerusha they just have to support
the daughters
but if it's less than a Year's worth of
Sagara or less than getting the
daughters tobacros habanosis
then the daughters will
get all the results they need and
nothing left over for the sons they have
to go collecting by the door now because
I I had this joke for a long time but
because I feel closer to the xiaomi's
like diving with them this morning and
then with them on Chavez physician and I
realized that at the end of the day my
father is your shami that's what I
decided after everything he grew up in
Jerusalem and he acts like you're
showing me so I'm really so I have the
sauce so anyways you guys will absolve
him the famous famous joke that you
xiaomi taught his kid how to be a
schnauer he said you know why because
when he gets older I don't want to have
to come on to other people
in the book
oh Cincinnati what are you doing over
there it's addict
see there's just sections over here woke
up to sit over here please
get over you sit here anyways in the
second table I'm about to Shabbos come
come there's a Camaro ready for you I'm
not joking this is gamara
okay get velvet
so I you thought we're starting at nine
you thought we're starting at nine
you didn't do share on Friday
today we're flying so it's 8 30 we
started ah this is good it's good you're
here for the last 20 minutes
what I should do better than in the cave
why should I lose because I'm a soccer
admin
now I have to say this now because I
already gave this year I jumped ahead
koftasa gave sheer koftas to marshia but
I didn't know this tices when I went out
because I jumped ahead so Tyson over
here says even though they give more
enough tests so remember for tomorrow
even though good morning says that
anytime it says
three times it says
like admine
minus this once at the end of the day
only gets two
two out of seven it was three out of
seven we don't pass it like that says
slices
okay
why do you think a boy is more powerful
than a girl and you're so like what's
going on here why should the boy suffer
add the rabbit the girls will suffer
like why do you think that boys are
better all right
because I get to learn Tyra oh
and therefore I should get
so you have two sons one is in kylo and
one works all day never learns the
Jewish word he doesn't get a yerusha
I get it all
so now we've said himself just because
the father left uh 200 I don't get
anything makes no sense that's the
question
fine
what
yeah and then it hasn't go just for the
the messiness and if there's nothing
left over after Missouri gets zero huh
one ah
you're asking no what happens is that
they split it everything equal until
until it's done
no no
no but they they gave me zionists and
the name is until it's depleted
and then after okay and then they'll go
it's finished until it's finished
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there's an official mission of sponsored
by Machine Cohen the scores
foreign
I tell you you owe me a hundred dollars
and you admit that you only owe me 50.
might even make sense what happens you
admit it to part of it partial admission
you archive in the right so you have to
swear on the rest
what if I ask you for yomi hitom and you
say no but I do owe you sorry nothing
what if I I tell you
you owe me a barrel of wine
and you say no I don't owe you any wine
but I owe you a barrel
is that like
a partial admission or not
so that's what we're gonna be dealing
with here hot toys
the guy says you owe me a barrel of oil
he says no I only owe you the actual
Barrel not the oil garnished twenty
dollars not the thousand dollars
foreign
so this guy decided that he's gonna play
stick on the roof so he asked the Rob
is it motor to salt or might have been
mixed as
in other chaining knockoff now's the
Shiloh
yeah he asked him it's a mother to Salt
I might have a mixed ass in an auto
shiny knockoff you're also confused that
was his whole point he just mixed three
things I have no sugar standing he
wanted to see what he's going to say if
his mom is or he knows it's flying okay
no it just came up how do you mix this
huh
you know that the guy
if he smacked him in the face okay
Alvin says this is a mother makes us I
told you to pay me a barrel with oil and
you might
or you you might have done part of it
over here he wasn't Mighty from the
China the China wasn't on the barrel the
title was I want oil is gonna explain
I think Alvin is Right says
if a guy comes and claims you owe me two
things two items two different types of
items one is hit them one is like in
this case one is a barrel and the other
one is oil him and he admitted to one of
the two items like in our case he
admitted it to the barrel Potter
according there's no schwa where his
Potter because he admitted a hundred
percent of one item and he denied a
hundred percent of the second item we
don't combine the two items
hi
um
so what happened was he was trying is
one China he's trying to say you owe me
how's he gonna say you owe me oil how
much oil there's a cup there's a liter
there's a gallon and there's a barrel
I'm trying to tell you you owe me a
whole barrel full of oil so it's one
China
if it's one Diner if you tell me it's
not made to be mixes at all
it's just one item I asked you for 100
liters of oil and you said no I don't
owe you 100 liters of oil I owe you
a wooden barrel so it's I is
I asked you for one thing and you
decided you know to admit to something I
didn't even claim
you're telling me that the barrel is
just to tell you the amount I didn't
even want the barrel my time at the
admin so then why in the world what
happens
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if he says I have I couldn't really find
a good picture about the Shabbos here's
an olive press and pretend that hole all
the way to the right I've seen it here
in her control it's like uh a sister and
whatever that that holds oil pretend
like that little hole over there could
be just a hole in the ground what
what
you can't say oh I've brought me
there's a picture here
happy birthday
okay you see so all the way in the this
like it looks like there's a little
puddle over there on the right okay but
then you take the oil you put it into
the ground
so if it's in a bar
so obviously he's telling you the amount
because there's no Barrel that he owes
you here he owes you an amount of 10
barrels worth even today 10 barrels of
oil it's like on the stock market that's
how we talk today oil sold by the barrel
obviously when you buy 10 barrels on the
stock market you're not you're not
talking about the barrel you're talking
about the amount okay
he's not even referring to the barrel
because there's no Barrel it's in it
it's on a ship it's on the Valdez I
don't know what it's called says
but if he says
Asian once he says the word Cade
and they're full
then everybody admits there's two Tinus
it's like hit them inside him it's
Sherman and concannon
foreign
when he didn't say Molly
nowhere
says he's also claiming the companion
and therefore since he admitted on the
katana so he's a murderer
I'm saying this is like I just asked you
for hit him and you told me offer me
information that you owe me sorry so I
didn't ask you freaking condom you
admitted for you admitted that you owe
me that's ton of heat
okay if that's the case now we could be
medaic the opposite question that we had
before all the time and then you tell me
the only reason you're positive is
because there's no language over here
that refers to barrels oh yes but you
admit to me that if he didn't say the
word
so again I'm asking you for kankan and
oil for a barrel and oil and you said no
oil yes Barrel you're high of a schwa
lame us that would be a question is
he he claimed two things
so I mean if you think about it for a
second
the tremendous
that we have with fruit if if I give you
an apple that has a little bit of
skin what does it Appeal on it
it could last I don't know a month who
knows how long it can last
the moment I removed that little pill
bye bye so if you have a pomegranate you
take off the pomegranate could sit
they're still selling pomegranates from
Shawna outside over here as soon as you
take off the outer layer
it goes It goes bye-bye
so in May law he says then therefore the
barrel together with the oil is one of
the same how am I gonna how do you how
are you gonna deal with with oil without
a barrel you need a barrel it's part of
the fruit it's part of the the shaman
masculine remember likely possibly
mintar well there's other things besides
uh sorry remember
you're right that a pomegranate without
the peel it doesn't have a shelf life it
starts spoiling immediately
got it
I could put oil in a in a bar I don't
need a barrel
I love my skin on normally I sorry
so what happened is he said you owe me
10 barrels of wine
and the other guy answered him
I am
when it comes to the Sherman I don't owe
you one drop of oil
foreign
in other words you tell me this ten
barrels and I'm going to be made on five
out of the ten
so therefore I'm a mother makes us in
the barrels and there says
he's demanding barrels
and because his mother makes us on the
barrels he said 50 of the taina and
there's a swan at fifty percent
therefore I'm gonna be me
I'm gonna say once
now you have the right once a person
makes sure to you you have the right to
add different things whatever you want
in this one making sure and other stuff
no
he never demanded the barrels and
therefore Massachusetts
he admitted to the barrels but he never
claimed barrels he denied the the oil
which he claimed rabbosai have a
wonderful week you swear for joining us
on the guest I'll see you from Africa
you square if they'll save you