Daf Yomi Gittin Daf 3 by R’ Eli Stefansky

good morning [Music] such energy unbelievable I have to first give public to represent against the BLC Klein they're flaming Rosenberg is all the way in the back corner I see you slimy [Applause] what's up became all over the mountains through all Palmer leaving him all the way through the scroll hit me through a week so it gives up Marcus you know I noticed some of the probably these guys that are running mpy from America our Dexter Muncie [Applause] welcome everybody who else Uncle Phil that's right he doesn't understand [Music] God um who else is he in the house here he is right in front of me yeah thank you for what's the word I'm trying to say um uh fielding all those calls by the way we are live in monsie here at kodish where my parents used to live for a little football my mother was a principal here in bits out of a radical and she's actually missed her here in Muncie he lives here and some cousins so very very well familiar with Muncie so you should for having me uh I want to say to everybody that helped out here everybody and every single one of you for coming out in the mechanisms just watching I saw right in front of me one picture I took you if you wonder why through my phone I want to take a picture of more of a modernist guy with the with a ring on Dancing holding on the Synergy guy with the surprise papayas just dancing and singing together right here in the front so you straight into that physical and I think we should have more and more of this actors [Applause] so I just wanna because we're we're uh it's a regular share it's already that Gilmore it's not the first but it is Lakewood I'm gonna go through some of the reasons and excuses that people have we did some yesterday we'll do some today something different Maybe but real quickly I just want to read this one right over here many things to you and Yoshi with amazing maps and exhalations I've learned Ethan twice before but I've never understood the first mission as well as I did today I'm very much looking forward to the rest of them came over to me yesterday 16 year old he said I'm learning Ethan and Yeshiva but I just realized what the first mission really meant I didn't know miserable you know you put the whole thing together I've since completed Chavez and I'm working on breakfast in other words from the beginning shot so he missed the beginning of the Shabbos and brothers he made that up which is very interesting because I got another email today it's two emails saying the same exact thing so I'm going to read the other one also the director from Joe Schreiber here at Boise is the scene last night 1241 people scanned at the door 1221 that's without the people that's looking from the back door oh and one last email I have a thousands to share today after 1165 days 1165 I finally completely set the Shabbos from this step yummy cycle here the one that I got two emails like that people that finished sometimes like many others I saw the series schmuck and ambition they came covered getting married I fell off the bandwagon new mistake tried to catch up with the doc that's another reason why I'm reading this is because he tried to catch up so he fell off the bandwagon and then came a wonderful day when I joined mdy midterm that's men since then I've been doing the Dutch daily and since I have daily views of learning I was able to add it in more of a Shabbos learning at night on cruises Planes Trains and more it's definitely about the yummy take your rebellion and my wife and I know it's the happiness thank you my dear wife because of their time fine you tell me Penny Brazil I just want to show real quickly the seal in Toronto they did a phenomenal job they said it's something it seemed about explosion because of the Scyther and then he says it was an explosive CM we had Post 100 people that came out the mdyc in the Toronto we raveled off popcorn makers because they explode breed of water filters for the bitter water and bitter scotch in the bottom picture to my left is yishai Norris who drove two hours from Buffalo New York to joining see him my Riders are David Schwartz who plays keyboard for us every single and after this this is I a Lao speak English and here is just one more picture and then we're going to go into the program you're available please attach pictures Manchester city was by Iron burst 14 years old just joined saita dialamor asking when is the UK tour happening yeah he's one of the best times that we had going to Manchester unbelievable see him over there and where mom is looking forward to doing it again soon the merciful is not sponsored by anybody yet the polo we have a title that learns the film every day and they take tests on last tests they took is a 1200 last test Anonymous from Lakewood sponsor the court the part is success uncle Danny silver Daniel is sponsored for complete number four foreign let's start yesterday I showed this get I'll show it to you you probably never seen a get live a get has 12 lines 12 sugars prices on the basement brings the re he says the reason why has 12 sugars is because get gimmelon test is 12. here it is you can see the the lines in the what's the problem is the problem with the okay now I want to introduce to you our characters well some we're going to introduce them slowly yesterday I introduced you to the schlier here's a guy running a get and he gives it to shaliach if you haven't seen this is something we have new characters we're covered here's our news if you don't recognize him he used to look like this now wait so we get through the mess though we have we have somebody screaming all these possible you're gonna be resting in a second now the standing outside cool he has a hard time riding his bike has a hard time getting up the flight of stairs to the plane we're gonna have a stick of interesting matzo during the Smitha her voice saying who's the husband who's the husband I gotta introduce you to the husband this is one of a kind this husband here he goes you ready thank you we've done we've done been Trump his ticket he lives in a place in Florida I'm not going to go into the name marilaga whatever in Florida foreign and he goes to the airport and uh the story will continue based Hashem on a different day and a different day so if you look closely over here you can see are you able to zoom in here's his name in the so that nobody uses his gift [Music] I explained yesterday it's extremely extremely difficult to write a get nobody will write you again it's illegal in our struggle to write a get if you write again it has to be torn up immediately that somebody shouldn't use it it was very very uh I had to leave the country so but this is that somebody has the same name as this character Donald Ben Trump should I give it away who the woman is I'll just I'll just say yes okay whatever I'm not gonna go into it for a different chair all right so the receptor starts with uh I can go home and help add some that's pretty much the whole death but if we will be Myra he'll do a little bit right she places just to explain to you on them the mission that begins and says that if somebody brings if we have whatever his name is I don't even know what to call him is is a schliach and he brings a get from Florida territor Israel he has to say very specific things and if he doesn't say they get as possible he has to say four words I saw them riding the get but before I saw them signing the get why why does he have to say those things so we had a machoist yesterday between rabba and rava rabba that has a hey attend he says we're concerned that they don't know how to write a get with intent of this woman you have to write it with the woman that you're writing it for in mind so he has to testify to that another end says no I agree that has to be written but the concern is that perhaps the one be Aiden to be mankind again to authenticate to get so I say I'm authenticating it for you I was there I made the hug and I'm testifying that the get is a kosher get so the gemara says since one is one eight believes we don't believe so what it says in fact you don't need any of them you have a get two witnesses you don't need either said you need Aiden but because were concerned that she's gonna remain for the rest of her life without a gift we're we're Michael that 18 is enough and that's we're up to that gimulum Top Line hi culo you're saying that it's uh you're going easy on this woman that you're saying that you only require one egg homo this actually turns out really bad for the master play tray if you said to begin what they need to Aid in leosa balamario puzzlement then the husband can never come and say that it's not a good get and if he says it's not a good get he's actually going to ruin the gift because Apostle says Tysons hard now but I should have said in this line there's only one Aid bowel um then the husband could come and say that again is no good I never wrote it so so get me possibly make it possible so you made it home right here it's a cool that's really a former you made it worse for this woman now she has a get and she's gonna have big issues with her husband the size to mess around foreign who's going to be very careful the shlia will be extremely careful and look very much into it and when the husband says bring this get to Hustler to Terence Israel he's going to look into really awesome he doesn't want to make himself look like a fool MMA love we know that since the schlier was very much in the diet we're not worried that the husband later on is going to come and ruin it if you come we don't believe the husband now we believe the staff 100 because no one in the right mind will be a shield without making sure that it's true that the husband what he's gonna he's gonna look like a fool people gonna make fun of him if he comes and he says I know that this girl is a good get then we don't believe the husband okay asking Tomorrow Never that was rabba now what about rava his rava on the screen Rover says the problem is Aiden right we just have to not get mixed up between rap and rubber they sound the same rava is Aiden according to Robin says the problem is that if you come from a very far place there are no Adam that will authenticate it the body tray why is this aided believed we should have to meet the Havoc Kim Stars down anytime you come with a star the best things so-and-so owes me money you need to wait so this is mamish easy for us easy guitar by the way if you take all four first half of Mrs kitten you put them all together it's not even one death of Saito look at those diamonds I mean you could open up your thing in is that unbelievable the amount of words just the words okay I don't think you have it here okay you know what I'm talking about massive not only that that the Sugi here is repetitive in a way it keeps on going back rabarova and here this is yesterday the reason why one eight is believed one AIDS believe when it comes to you soon like if somebody says I think through Mr miserus I whatever it is Rashi says I don't know where the guitar from or he doesn't say that but he doesn't bring him a card Tyson says the suffer Allah that a woman is believed herself make faces she's believed maybe she needs Aiden no she's believed her husband could believe her hey brother we had yesterday when do you say that one eight is believed he going and then I showed this yesterday from our in-house short head from Vice fish become a Gotham [Music] and he sent me this picture he sent me many pictures this is this is the Halo that's awesome to eat with the eraser so if you have a piece of Halo and a piece of Schumann also a piece of fat from an animal the same animal but some of the fat is mother teeth some of the fat is awesome things so one age remember one Vice fish could come and say look this is motivated for you to eat but that's only because the issue was never established we have no ideas this mother or roster comes and says it's a mother oh it's motor fire I could accept idols but by a woman is everybody knows she's married we're all by her husband there's Aiden that you can marry so right now she has a kazaka she's an Asus you ask anybody they'll tell you she's also to the whole world and another and another thing is now she becomes [Music] this is she asking me why is one eight believed at the end of the day we don't need anybody to authenticate a star zero foreign [Music] famous or slokish that when you have Adam in a star it's as if Destin they looked into it a person says Rashid finish he's not he's not he's not gonna say that it's mizuya they went through it there was a mice with classical he was in England and he testified in court and judge asked him do you have the authority to are you do you represent all the Jews he said yes I represent all the Jews so the judge said the rabbi may be a little humility he said I'm on the road I have to say the truth when you're in business you say the truth the the hero and the drisha they go all the way to the bottom of it another myself the guy in Israel he was forging and there's a guy also forging dollars and they couldn't catch these guys the the shin bed was going nuts they couldn't find these guys until somebody uh snitched on them and the judge he said okay you that you forged dollars I'm putting you in jail for 10 years and you the forge column are you Miss sugar you have a machine that can forge dollars in your Force call him I'm putting your basement I think to myself because many of us have super talents and you know what we do with our talents we Forge Colin we don't take advantage of our of our talents and it's a it's a big it's a big net but it's on us some of us deserve to go basement Mario 's the same thing that we had before it's only around who said that you have to come and authenticate the star but you might see you don't have to authenticate once bezel looks at the star and sees two witnesses on it Sharma Israel homo is late trade same question we started off to Ahmed with if you're going to require two but also like it's not good to say that you don't need two you shouldn't require two then the husband won't have any any physical pet but now they say that one is enough and they'll be married says word for word that we had before going to do a great job he's going to look into it and we have nothing to be concerned great go back to Robin Robert Bravo but boys huh tonight tomorrow why tomorrow got it okay I'm just asking no because I'm thinking to myself we all looked as ghoulas since gulas upon zulas and we say it you know what the biggest Gula is to be an example to your children and learning the deaf in front of your kids is no greater example when they see that you're into Tyra and tires the icker no matter what you're learning learning learning thousand times more than all feels such love Robo says that the problem is that we need Aiden and you came from a far away place there's no way then like what I said yesterday even from this place to that place if it's fire maybe even it's true if if there's no sharers whatever it is you need to save a funny enough why does he use rabba's idea of the Shema maybe you need to say because we need to make sure that was written correctly all my life if the whole point was the idea of the Shema that you miss the whole thing is safer it should the word should be in the words right now we do care but that's not what he's coming to testify what we care about is that there should be Aiden and I am authenticating this star by saying okay Mario verabo very good question you're right he really should it should say that you say before [Music] if you make him say too many words he might forget one of the words if you give him two words to say two words times two the funny enough to have his two words but funny enough time is two words but a person he's not gonna chop off one word was he gonna say Buffon yeah I forgot how the mice goes I'll say real quick a guy back in the day a lot of the young people have no idea but back in the day remember when the phone call to from America there is trouble cost forty five dollars a minute so people used to like write telegrams and that was like twenty dollars a word so a guy wrote to his friend to his uncle I'm inviting you to the Hassan of Brooke she's getting married and he said what do you mean sugars thousands of dollars okay so he knows that I have Brookie so I'm not gonna take out Brookie so he took a broken he says I'm inviting you to the you know what of course it's a castle it's not a bar mitzvah so I'm inviting you because by the time he was done he had no words that's what happened over here he shows up before now nobody does before now so you have to say before great he might forget the word no and if he forgets the word what's the big deal so right now also he's trying to say that the foreign right what's the whole point the whole point is that he's saying that it was written in front of me but if we would force him to say the word and he doesn't say it now it's a big boo-boo why check this out Rashi says um oh let's go there begin once I institute it you have to say three words and you say two words the Vlad is a mamser if the woman gets Divorced with a get that the person messed up on one word one word kid is a mama so let's take out the word le Shema now he can mess up as much as he wants it says Rashi and now I'll fahren afterwards I'll go over him was it the Shema yeah okay great but don't make him say it because if he said if he says it wrong just one word off unbelievable um I just have to write into the whole thing before but right now there's two words he's going to chop it off he's going to say what is one out of three might forget guys I wasn't gonna say this but then I realized I'm part of this joke this this guy he has Alzheimer's so he told his family you know I'm very happy I love Alzheimer's schmuck there's three very very cool things about Alzheimer's you said so the first thing is that I get to meet new people every day and new places every day the second thing is he says I get to meet new people every day and new places every day and the third thing I forgot to like oh it's not so nice but I was sitting this podcast today last talk what is it called it's like the biggest casino podcast what latest thought latest thought should know it's not the whole thing is in it is besides the name of the podcast okay famous they they speak only English I think I'm the first guest that I started talking to me this they said you know what you're terrible stop it just go to English fine so the guy said you know I saw that you had this uh clip that you're making fun of Brooklyn I used to live in Brooklyn I'm asking you 100 and it happens to be that clip I say move to monzi you know like why don't you just live in months you have a nice beautiful backyard in the front yard why do people live in Brooklyn say I like I don't know you know that was two days ago how am I supposed to remember so uh the word is or something like that I forgot completely why so the guitar says if you have three words if you get one by me if you have two words I forget them both of us fight ing tomorrow says the problem is the reason why it says we're funny enough to find enough time to make sure that it's written properly for the woman how come he doesn't he doesn't say Robert's shot it's a geological shot you have to authenticate to get so you should come and say before another four authentication purposes foreign if the whole thing is authentication where's the authentication so talk about the kazima before it was signed in front of me and Sharma is wrong why does I have to talk about that it was written in front of him how is that important what's important is that it was signed by Aiden and I'm going to authenticate Davis right it's a great great point it should have really said that Lord I'm gonna get confused and I'm gonna say that another star any Star you owe me a million dollars one eighth is enough look if I get one it is enough so all the stars in the world I know I'm gonna make a mistake I'm gonna think that all stars 1 8 is enough so that's why I make you say other stuff to show you that we're very different than a regular star it's not a regular star this is something you say a funny word you say funny words okay foreign why are you confused why would I confuse a git with a regular star look look how different it is than everything else [Music] a regular starting off that Eden they'll say we recognize we recognize the hasimos over here it's not enough is going to say is in a second it is an off in the star in a get to say we recognize the edos okay but gumar now understands that again is different you have to say before that is a regular star that says no shim in a million dollars you can't trust a woman a woman could testify I bringing Amish how do you say Garrison how do you say uh woman okay I'm bringing you get for my friend before before you bring the get the guy is so fed up with his wife he says you want a divorce great I'll give you divorce just get out of here as soon as I find out from you that you're in a different country it's it's how that's what he did so bring it to Eric's row then it's a get secret commentary this might get you can have the baldover amalva bringing a star into bed and say oh I lent plenty money here look you developer forever addresses the first difference not the other two he doesn't care about the other two but the bottom line is that the gamara says look at the difference a regular star a person could say yadina we know we we recognize the signatures but I get you can't says Rob of course he could but again you you could also anyway so there's no difference between a get and something else you get confused we are Dina going back to my time today before you're gonna get confused between other stars that's why you're right should have been enough but it's not enough because people are going to get confused between a get and a regular Stars I add in other words foreign that the get was written properly for this woman now wait a minute what what part of the get was written properly the writing when the the cipher wrote it or the or the Aiden who holds that you need both so we're gonna have to find the Tana we're not going to find them today they have development base if Joseph was here uh you'd kill me for not having the name who spun anybody know who's sponsoring turning of death Greg Haber no Greg Avery is a great guy Englewood what what do we say HBA wow together we'll put it together no sponsored by Greg Haber [Music] we did it wow we have some people that watch it now I have to tell you that this crowd is different than last night's crowd this crowd most of the people in the room are people that have been doing the death with us for a while in fact I want to ask Doyle if it's possible if you are with us since myself has brought us or even Chavez please stand up how many people are here wow that's incredible at least a million people it's unbelievable wow and there's a few shy people that didn't stand up right if you're a shy person you didn't stand up please stand up on your chair now okay let's go Victor I'm all excited we're almost done you remember me here so let's see who holds that you need Les schmob with the writing and the Shema with it by the way it is amazing that um there's a guy that went to Kevin rash B reply big veer and he hears remainability it could be his true story Maybe I think he said it was a true story the video walks in there and he hears a poor guy screaming but you should be make sure everybody gives me fifty thousand dollars he's screaming so the guy is is mad I think that's how you talk to him give me fifty thousand dollars that's what you care about what about fifty thousand dollars so he goes to the guy says uh Saturday I hear you need fifty thousand dollars yeah yeah where do you live he tells him an address somewhere this is okay very good okay fine so this guy this Giver decided to pull a practical joke he's so upset at this uh at this honey talks like that he took out his checkbook and wrote out a fifty thousand dollar check inside on the bottom and senator a few days later he sees a withdrawal from his bank for fifty thousand dollars what happened he was so Furious when he wrote the check and so excited about this prank that he signed his own name he forgot the signage so anyways it's very very important to sign your name and it's important to do with the schmuck in this case is the Ani or whatever fight so who holds that you need to sign your name and have intent according to her mayor check this out we had this posted yesterday we're gonna have this passing throughout myself because of law safe increases you write to her when you write the get that has to be third but what does it mean what part of the get are we talking about where mayor says it's not true it's not the way you think it is it's not the silver of Donald Ben Trump not that part the part only in the battle the haseema that's the main part and because why you cannot write a get that's let me just make sure he didn't okay no can't write a get that's attached to a tree let's say right again on a watermelon but what if you did you cut it off and then you signed it this is remake the mayor holds that as long as you signed it when it's not attached to the ground and it's okay the problem is the haseema so what do you see from here remember only holds that the signatures have to be properly done in other words the Le Shema also has to be under hasima and not on the Siva so can be remembered why because mayor doesn't hold that the Siva has revelozer holds you don't even need a hasima you don't need it as long as you have witnesses that say we saw the husband giving the get that's enough you don't they don't have to be written inside the gift oh so it can be remember you can be Rebel also who holds that you need both receiver it is maybe he's only referring to the Dera make it there are born and boy maybe hold on everyone you do need the kasimo also and that's why they didn't say the date says the schlier says foreign nothing happened if a husband wrote a get with his own hand handwriting vein Elevate them you don't need to go to cyber spin the 500 shackle that I spent on this get just take out a piece of paper right I read gracious she could get married the second one is you have witnesses but you don't have the time if there's only one a why is that enough you're not gonna believe this because the cipher who's told by the husband right again he's with tariff as an aide in this case that's a good enough the Apostle it's Apostle get but if you go ahead and get married with that yet you're okay [Music] you don't need them you just gave it to him from today then it's kosher Phillips so you can't tell me that he holds I mean they're a body you need them you don't need anything is that if a person borrows money and there's a good style a valid star that he borrowed money he can no longer sell his property without having to lean on the loan yeah person borrowed a million dollars and he has a house and he goes and he sells the house the house goes back to the personnel and the money right but it has to be a good start you can't just borrow money about pet it has to be with the style with Adam and everything this star that doesn't have Aiden that's good enough so if I borrow a million dollars without a demand to start there's a star no item and then I sell my property the property goes back to the guy borrow the money from because he holds you don't need anything it's only to to to correct the world that if the Adam and the star die on the get die so the woman is not going to have proof that she's divorced now she's going to be invicted so we say that they should they should signifies so nothing more goes back back and forth back and forth and neither of these we're gonna have a nutana it's gonna be surprised who it is tomorrow Valerie May has to be with Aiden but that's only in the rice maybe all of that um a person found a get in the garbage I gotta tell you the story even though it's very similar to the other story but it's involved like a story this is a real story and I thought about this before the other stores I I got to tell you the story I'm sure a lot of you know it but there's a there's a good uh Musa Haskell here there was an inner cult that kept on hearing from his Bobby that she has tremendous tremendous bad problems big backaches he decided to surprise her he went and he searched high low for the best best mattress possible and they found out it's this matter you pushed this button and goes this way that way it's going to cure all our issues he waited one day she went shopping he sneaks in with a truck takes out the old schmatter mattress from 40 years ago puts in the brand new mattress and he waits for his buddy to come home and she comes home and he's so excited he's gonna show her the beautiful gift he got her bubby take a look she hears she's watched she sees she falls on her face faints she wakes up she says my entire life savings millions of dollars I put him to that mattress and what did you do with it he threw it in the garbage there was hundreds of people that descended on the dumps Unfortunately they told too many people so the garbage man probably took it and went home with it never found it foreign why we have such opportunities and if you're one of those new guys that's on the brink thinking should I come to the doctor should I come to the left don't be that guy that throws out a million dollars a hundred million dollars into the garbage I'm giving you the opportunity here's your mattress a good mattress because schmuck this will change your life don't do it don't regret it don't throw it into the garbage here it is sign up you'll you'll thank me later so the mice is like this we're almost done remember it says we find the get in the garbage can and it has the same name as your wife you know you're one of those guys that didn't really want to divorce your wife but you know for Save 55 shekel sounds like a good idea you know now that it has my wife's name on it for free I might consider it and give it to her caution why because you cited he signed it all you need to do is sign it is finding in the garbage and signing it is good enough but only with the rice doesn't work then the Tana that's repeating this he should have been very very very specific the fact that he didn't say this Allah straight out that what that don't use this Allah today because you shouldn't do it he didn't mention them he said when mayor holds it's a great get you find in the garbage has your wife's name it as your name as your city and everything all you need to do is signing into your wife you save the hundred bucks it's a writer Amir holds that you don't have to all you need is that before you run anywhere let's do a group picture and let's dive in my ears have you ever Daven Meyer 500 people together as Vivaldi nobody move yet hold on I will say have a wonderful day have a wonderful day but it doesn't mean you should get up