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all right I've been a member from the
Washington Sumo I was learning the them
except for my sons Bar Mitzvah enjoying
the fioimi then
see what them do I have to deal with mdy
ever since my next Sons bar Mrs coming
up this PESA
I wanted to have it at the hotel but it
may not work out first which is the
third day of pesach
so we're going to celebrate it right
after Dakota I wanted to know if we can
have his boy by yo I'm at the mdy
meeting that morning
if so how do we go about arranging it
please let me know I'm laughing only
because my son's barmist is like in a
month and a half and my wife asked me if
I did anything yet
zero no Hall no the guard he didn't
start laning I'm not kidding and this
individual is preparing for after peso
this is very I don't want my wife to see
this email
well unfortunately I'm not going to be
here usually how we
felderman I'm not going to beer like
during usually I'm in hutzler
you're welcome to come here everybody's
welcome to comment there's a little bit
of confusion we get like emails every
week
you come without reserving a seat this
is the guest seat right over here you
come whenever you want we're on 9 in
German
come one come all
and I don't know what it means by the
boys like he wants to land or something
but whatever we'll accommodate 100 show
up dear belly the story told me
something about Mr Brands offer who was
insulted by the the insulted the the guy
in southern he gave him a hundred
dollars was incredible you have no idea
how the story has helped someone I know
but I suffer from verbal abuse and the
story has opened his eyes and given him
a tremendous exactly what was needed
what's your name or what
back
from
yeah where's Ben where's his dad
have a seat you're in the you're in the
special seat not consults received
wow so tell them that we really miss him
and we hope that he comes back
you get it he comes back
uh Insurance because it's exactly what
we needed in the camera right there is
loving every sheer
I wrote in last week and told that story
you kind of read my letter
I'm brand new to this year committed
listening every day I should be entitled
to freaking bottom I heard someone ask
if you can get a freaking more without
them they want inscription but this
question is different basically wants to
know
he has a full art school shot she wants
to know if he's entitled to get modern
answer is yes we don't look in your
closet and see what you have but you
don't have as long as you don't try to
sell it afterwards on eBay we're good
and for those that attend the language
here and still don't get the binding
jokes always continue with giving this
inspiring share but boys I want to show
you something amazing Rafal the barber
seems like he's a little taken aback by
the fact that parents can't live in uh
what's his last name
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it has over a thousand people
that he signed up and rafalgar was the
the first one and you know the race is
on here he is right now in
the pizza shop what is it
Benji's Pizza you sure yeah we'll follow
Barbara Benji's pizza but how do I know
it's right now because every five
minutes he sends me another picture I
was sitting down here it was already 7
15 I started putting in more pictures
check this out
these are the people he's signing up at
the whole family on the left
here's more people
okay and that that's all I put in there
the boys say check this out some volume
it's not funny you mentioned yesterday
the gamara says
in English it's called
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how do you say ventriloquist yes
ventriloquist yes like like what he said
so I would like to thank you
thank you for the wonderful cure
beautiful
the coil sponsored by an artist from
Lakewood
Hashem that I'm able to thank you for
everything that I have the best yes
family the art of the month foreign
you can write a get with any kind of ink
with joy ink
so to start off with this is what Rabbi
Schoenberg claims is ink in those days
is to take one of these and
mix it with water
until it became some liquidy you could
buy it today on Amazon he says if you
want to try it out here it is what
it's a ink black
solid ink they didn't sell it like today
you know like in liquid form this is how
it was back in the day like this
okay
right with that Bassam with paint the
sikrol with some red stuff is
according to Art scroll copper
sulfate here we go
huh
ferrous sulfate not this cuso
4 but
yeah
what what do you know about this stuff
you guys are out of this year
fine next
anything that is lasting in koisman but
you cannot write with little bit mashkin
now with liquids will it be made
payrolls not with juices reliables and
things that don't last hearing Israel
there were hospitals they used to write
with
um
ink that used to disappear invisible ink
not so much it will become invisible
after like 24 hours so they write down
and after a while after 24 hours they
disappear and that's a little bit better
for Shabbos
computer's not bad right today they have
also the the going into it they have
different ways
you write it on everything even
even on a small leaf here something like
this
you could write
you could write a whole get on Allah is
if you could do this world's smallest
Bible the size of a grain of sugar some
Israeli guy put the entire Tanakh on
something the size of sugar with a nano
whatever so you can certainly write a
get on other Society
what
if it's not cover obviously it's not
cover you see like this picture not the
Hoover
what
oh the Nano's not CV yeah if you can't
listen if you can't see with your eye
you could even I mean you're not Hive on
eating a bug that you can't see with
your eyes so it's not yeah
this you could you might be able to
grain of grain of uh
of auras of rice yeah the Prima goddam
he wrote his whole safer on tiny little
pieces of paper he didn't have money so
he would just write a very very small
pieces of paper
foreign and on the Horn of a cow
oh here we go we're on my side
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who cares the stomach
there it is
and you just have to give her the cow
what's shot in the cow I don't know it's
just my own thing maybe it's like a
cinnamon like he says listen you're
milking me like a cow here's a get kind
of thing
on the hand of a slave don't treat me
like a slave here's your get the noise
here we go oh
oh yeah the avid
but he has to give her the slave not a
great deal it's better it's cheaper just
to give a piece of paper and show me
Israel
reviews
you cannot write a get on a cow or on a
slave
and not even on a leaf of a of an olive
it's considered oil in a way animals
could eat it so you can't write a get on
either of these things
Inc
the black
something like this okay the Sabers uh
Sam
to paint some secret what's this red all
right
that's its name red
Queen
it's like an Arabic gum thank
copper sulfate but not
with the c with the E over our
heart of this coffee it's the the
shoemakers use it for shoe polish to
make the shoes really black
foreign
if you write it with water that comes
from the downspout of a roof so it's
dirty
so you're able it's still you can see
it's knicker the sav will be knicker
kosher
oh hold on a heavier picture of Sam Soma
yellow arsenic
okay
imagine this one that's Samsung
this one is Walnut juice it says over
your golden oil golden juice fine
or if you ground up lead and you roll
with it
charcoal or the shoe the shoe uh The
shoemaker's Shoe Palace kosher
okay
a very interesting sugier
you have a piece of paper that has red
ink on it
and you go over the red use the red as
your outline you want to trace it so you
you have red you go over it with black
numbers
I'll show you Yoshi did a very nice
thing here also in the next part
both of them holes Roberto stockings no
argument here last night we had four or
five arguments between today everybody's
in agreement
higher Stein
you're erasing the red by putting on the
black and you're also writing so
typically in order to be over on Mexico
and Chavez
you don't just erase it with a eraser in
order you have to erase it in in order
to write over here is perfect
to be over the perfect aveira you erase
the red in order to write a better and
stronger one which is black
so by one Siva you did toaveras Mexico
what about ink on top of ink black on
top of black secret Agave secret red on
top of red Potter
you hear this if you take black ink and
you just go over
a black letter
first of all you certainly didn't erase
anything because it was black to begin
with it's black now and they didn't
write anything because you didn't add
anything it was black before it's black
now
so let me ask you a question then
what if you have a whole entire get that
was not written
and you take your pen you dip it in we
just said that if you go black on black
zero you're not Hive on shops you take
your black ink and you go over each and
every letter on the get thinking Le
Shema of this woman
or not on the Gabi Shabbos 100 you
aren't over anything it's zero I'm
probably not a good idea but with the
rice that's not exceeded what if you go
over it with
intent of the Shema
you say it is good anybody agree it is
good so the gemara says according to
rabihuda it's considered as Tysons but
he didn't do anything he says yeah when
he came to Shabbos he didn't do anything
zero but when it comes to the Shema he
added one to the words see they do
something okay
foreign
at the end of the day he erased the
black and made it red now why didn't he
why isn't he over on writing it was
black before and now it's red he wrote
what
also yeah but it's a different color
if he goes black on red is he high for
writing Yes red on black he's not high
of why because it's a weaker South he
didn't add anything he took away but yes
he erased the black
it doesn't matter
that's my fault right now you
it's not there anymore for now
I bet you if you scratched it off you're
over on my click on the scratching of
the black to get to the red you can get
it and of course exactly
you're this by destroying by anytime
akako bashabas your Potter if you
destroy something in Shabbos your Potter
with the rice
so by putting the red on top of the
black you're destroying the black you're
not me you're not my name is
a guy that doesn't know how to write his
name is illiterate doesn't know how to
write
what's the halacha if we do something
like this
first
and he's not here today he didn't
appreciate it he made him a call
probably
so
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he's an aide
is it okay for us to just do the outline
in red
and the aid will sign his name on top of
except is
it's not considered excav so what's the
obvious question
you just told us that if somebody does
this exact thing on Chavez he's over on
two things he's erasing the red and
writing black
he's over on Siva America
when it comes to aidos you tell me it's
not edus
a
so he says listen I never said that if
somebody does this exact act that writes
black on top of red that he has to bring
a carbon in the base of English I'm not
that sure of myself
foreign
what I said is you have to stay away
from writing like that it might be Steve
it might be Mexico
so certainly don't use that
foreign I don't even know if on Chavez I
would make him go bring a carbon I said
he's Hive too but not literally go out
and bring a carbon away some English
that's I guess what we're Sluggers
wanted to hear from him
hey that doesn't know how to sign rabbit
um
RAV says
you
according to rash we had this already in
the merciful you etch out you
you scrape the the the claf and they
knows how to fill it out
um
so we do have something I'm not 100
happy with this because this is more
like the other Isha name here let's go
back
this is how Yoshi did it without asking
me okay basically he takes uh exacto
knife and cuts out the name
and then it's like a stencil it takes
another piece of paper it's a beautiful
job here but this is the other reason
I'm not Rashi
and everybody says that if you do it
exactly in the stencil
then you can't you can't check the 80s
later it's not mine I didn't sign it I
just copy what you do it she has to do
it a little bit smaller than the actual
stencil
they explain also maybe in Rashi is the
same thing
that
you etch out the paper but you do it a
little bit less than the edge
foreign
is like a pencil you take lead a pencil
and you just write on and then he goes
with the with a pen with a real pen and
goes over it
huh
pencils graphite
in your days graphite today it's lead
the opposite I know I know I know I know
so how would that be it working
that's exactly what I'm saying though
that's what they asked nobody knows it's
a signature so he has to go a little bit
of
more than that
this illiterate person doesn't know how
to write he has his own way of imitating
other people's writing when they go like
this he goes a little bit thicker and a
little bit out of the line he has his
own style
oh good question I hear this is how is
anybody going to recognize it later
the question is if he recognizes it
because he but what you're right nobody
will have to do that be himself
recognizes what he did he says yeah that
was my me I could I I could tell from
the mess-ups even in kindergarten they
held me back a couple years because I
didn't go within the line here that's
exactly where yeah okay
his genius they held him back because of
that because he didn't he didn't know
how to I think that's what he said no
sell back even him you see him he can
learn a lesson
he was looking to be like or something
with a pencil
you go over the pencil of Antonio
all these things you use a pencil he
used lead or coals or Shoe Palace kosher
so the guy who signed the name he was
already he already signed the signature
you can't go on top of that and make a
new signature when Kashi says
it's very interesting let's say this is
lead
if you go like this the guitar says it's
not it's not good it's not a good
signature so you can go over it why
because it'll come off but if you take
this and you mix it with water and you
liquefy it then it'll be a much stronger
you take you take a lead and you mix it
with water now it becomes ink that
sticks to the cloth that's already what
we're talking about that's kosher and on
top of kosher you don't want to write
somebody else's signature it's not going
to work
again we're going back to the golden
juice
I think I might have it here again why
not
you talking about guano juice the what
is
that what we that know how to write we
did a little bit golden juice on a piece
of paper and he came the a that doesn't
know how to write he went over it but we
just said I thought this kosher
rain water from the roof dirty water and
I thought so is kosher so the best thing
they did at Fatso they ruined the get
they did a kosher signature
Hall the app it's
when the actual
clef
this is not a good example but in those
days they used to use Gallant on the
cloth to produce the cloth and then on
top of that they would write now if
you're going to write goal nut ink on
top of golnut cloth what is it going to
look like nothing's going to be
invisible
you can't tell that there's any if you
used Walnut to make the clouds it's
really really dark claf and then you
come with a dark similar color and you
go on top of it's nothing
outfits
but if they didn't use
garnet
then it is okay
we're talking about a case that
they produce the cloth with Golan
comes the best then and they go going on
top of golner so that's nothing that's
not a good signature comes the guy the
illiterate guy and he doesn't understand
his name he goes on top of what the
president did that's okay that's a good
signature because the signature if the
bezen was not visible at all
oh
yeah
and you can't do gold on the type of
Goleta
it's pretty nasty a little spit
and he copied the spit
there was a papa who's who's into the he
had a lot of Acts whatever he did with
the action so he told he told papa papa
used you have a guy that's illiterate
take the the spit and go over go over
the spit let him right on top of this
so we always have it's over and over the
same Allah when it comes to get why
because here's a guy a bad guy he's
running away toots Lawrence he's about
to leave his wife in aguna he says
here's a get we look around we have a
bunch of illiterate people working in
the airport I don't know you know these
guys this is come come sign here he
spits on the thing side
if you don't allow the spitting you
don't allow the the the the the the
stencils the guys off on the next flight
and his wife is an aguna for life so
we're not we're we're making for agunas
we we allow all these funny things for
naguna staras you owe me a million
dollars go find the guy a normal guy
that knows how to sign his own name
doesn't have to stencil it
there's a story where they used
on a regular star IOU star the used
imitation signature they use an
illiterate vinagdiraf Kahana took him
and beat him up
your Testament base sponsored by the
Friedman family for our sisters the
Himalaya
Bassey
we're not doing Zuma are we
no no trying we gotta if we're
gonna do we're gonna do it well you know
how to do it
a voice like Dave sharpen in the house
because of Remy is not feeling that well
and Gary has his day off Dave Sharpton
trying out Dave shot you want to try
let's go oh
well that's very good matthus how do you
know that's Mathis I was here many times
all right Rebecca show my life and go
I can't hear you
who's on mute he's on mute one minute
you're a mute mantis now you're not a
mute no you're not a mute
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Mendy
Mendy's tomorrow Monday's going to join
us Zoom live tomorrow from this house
all right you're on mute let's hear go
no okay
we love you on Zoom you should keep on
going and zoom and basically tomorrow
and Gary's here we'll get it right okay
now you can lower it a little bit
um
yeah that was it was unintentional
I think we'll see the RAV
so RAV says that we
scratch out on the on the cloth we
scratch out a name and
he said the the guy who doesn't
understand his name just follows the
scratch
we have a Bryce that says like crap what
do we do if you have a that doesn't know
how to sign his name
um
this is
there was a time and place where client
Israel there were a lot of amarettes and
they didn't know how to read they didn't
know how to write
I think just up until just almost recent
you know 200 years ago girls didn't know
how to read they did not read lotion it
was a they had a little remember
Cinderella
um
okay so what do you do you etch the
thing or according to tices you cut it
out with exacto knife fight I'm assuming
again this is a special cooler that was
said by get absolutely
stories by Evan and Other ious Stories
whatever
this is a problem who's talking about
reading we're talking about writing okay
if they're not a read and write then
they could sign
whoever again this uh that we had
already whoever spoke about reading this
is remember you're right it's missing a
few words
if a doesn't know how to read we tell
them what it says over there in other
words let's say he saw the actual get
happening he saw a divorce he just
doesn't know exactly what it says there
we read it for him he said oh it says
Sunday this of Sivan Etc okay so he
knows that it's good but he saw the
actual Act of the get
and if he does another sign so we etched
the paper for him and he signs on the
etching
beginning
now we said already this is
again it's a special Allah that women of
cloud Israel shouldn't be left without
husbands without a get we're making
we're worried we're concerned that this
is that our last opportunity we'll never
see this guy again so we'll do whatever
he can do to make the get work
um
that you could etch it and have a eight
sign is only by a get not by other stars
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in other words it works on everything on
All Stars welcome man
right the last line that we had on
normal somebody that tried that tried to
trick out on a regular style they got
beat up CC doesn't work on other stories
you have to say the word of God said was
on
here it goes like this just on reading
says
that all stories including get a Aid
could write could could fill it in after
you etch it out of it she was saying no
that's only by for reading for reading
purposes but they need to know how to
sign
the mailer what happened over there by
Kahana they didn't know how to sign and
they signed so he beat them up but Allah
is like
in other stories for reading purposes if
you have a regular star let's say you
want to set uh release your event
and the guy doesn't know how to read he
knows that assignment he doesn't want to
read says
it's fine you read it for him and it's
good but he has to know how to sign
he just doesn't have to know how to read
tigumar Korea so we have two things
if he doesn't know how to read it's okay
but if he doesn't write a sign it's not
okay and rafta Hannah beat up the one
that wanted to allow it even for the
signing
says Gamora Mysore have you done
reviewed it was old it was very hard for
him to read but he forced himself he
would take the piece of paper put it up
against his eye see what if he can read
it by himself he didn't want other
people to read for him
so much
why are you straining your eyes are
murderers Israel the master of Earth's
Israel kurukame they would read for him
because him and he would sign himself
would sign on something somebody else
read
says
the cipherim of the day on them you know
the court has special writers what is it
called today
stenographers but that's the guy the
people that do this okay so the people
know how to write shorthand not short
and whatever they they wrote for the
theatum
so you have a combination you have
revnachman you have suffered the dino
it's very important
it's when you have this combination of
someone
and somebody like esophage this new aim
sawashi revnakman was the son-in-law of
the Nazi of the rage gaulas and the the
sun being a son-in-law he appointed him
to be the diet so nobody would start off
with him if anybody off with his head
which goals were tough people
so you have ravnakman who people fear
Him and
you also have the Sanford that I know
the the the special scribe of the judges
if you have a different combination and
some other guy that's writing or Safra
dayone or the special scribes
stenographers whatever they're called
who wasn't appointed by his own schwer
who happened to be the rojgaros it
doesn't work need that special
combination of two Republic
what about revelozo ah
I hear
I don't know more than say why
Republic
story person
when a star was written in Persian
it was done in the non-jewish courts
macrola we bring two it says
because the the sensor took out the word
and put him it's a fake word
it means an angel
we will see a little bit too much in
other words you go over to someone that
speaks the language and you say could
you please read it to me somebody sent
me a letter you don't say why you don't
say hey so you want to see if it's
accurate if he's if the guy doesn't make
it up he doesn't realize why he's
reading it he doesn't know the real
reason he stops he's reading it's we
could trust him that that's what it says
in another language
and it was so powerful he he trusted the
non-jew to tell him what it says in a in
Persian that he was able to collect
the the fields that were sold afterwards
if somebody went ahead and bought a
karka
and it was he bought it after this
document was signed he would take it out
of them
two different items at two different
times two different games two different
times yeah
as Rashi what we just learned in the
first parag that you could only when you
have a Persian document you're talking
about per se you only collect from not
miss true bottom not you can't collect
from
so he says over there we weren't talking
about that was done in the court system
over here it's done in a court system
yes it's a non-jewish court but even a
non-jewish court has a call everybody
knows not to not to buy that piece of
property you should have should have
been careful when you bought the
property everybody knows that's already
out actually um
you have a Persian document they have
Jewish Chinese
you could collect from
Real Estate
we had the sauce word for word but they
don't know how to read it it's in
Persian
the Jews know how to read the person
well you need how could it be in a
document that's from a non-jew source
you need a special document that you
can't forge with that feeds on using
golden juice and the whole cloth was
made in guangat you can't forge it
because once you start erasing then
you're racing the dark
uh material on it or whatever and you
can see that somebody forged it well I
mean
you need
It's Made In in Iran no they don't they
don't do what we do like although at the
end of the start has to repeat the whole
thing
says
there yes they did repeat the whole Star
Development commercials the Coalition
culture that you could you could write a
star in Persian tanino we already
learned that is
if the actual get was written in Los
Angeles the Siamese were in Greek and
we'll see what that means exactly Yvonne
it's not today Yvonne is
and if the whole star the whole get was
written in Greek but it was signed in
Los Angeles
so we know that any language is cultural
what do I need to say it again
again going back to the smarter that is
a special spot by aguna
but
I think that does that that Allah
doesn't apply that you could write in
any lotion you want even to to release
your slave or IOU commercial on it works
for All Stars person
gives his wife a blank document and says
this is your get
luguration
blankets
I'm concerned that perhaps he wrote in
Target with golden juice
and it disappeared disappearing ink
Mayfair is just points out how do you do
without goal nut how do you make the he
made it out of grass a different type of
pill
wait a minute here's you get she takes
the get she's so upset she throws into
the ocean she throws it into the
fireplace
first he says listen I'm divorcing you
she he sees how upset she is she starts
screaming throws into the fight yeah I
was just messing around it wasn't it
wasn't a get it was a start passing it
says over there that somebody owes me a
million dollars he went his best friend
and tells his best friend listen do me a
favor I want to look like I have some
money I'm going to show people that you
owe me a million dollars I'll never you
know me I know you
a fake star
so he tells her basically it was a fake
now could he do that he already he
already told her
you're divorced here's a get a second
lady says oh no it wasn't a get it was a
start passing too late she's already
divorced staramana again it's the same
thing but then in the reverse I owe you
a million dollars but you never gave me
the million dollars I give it to you
say good morning
she's divorced velocity
and he cannot say that it's not a gift
says
because you could actually read what it
says but if he gave her a blank document
not so how come over here now we're
saying on a blank document it works
so the article says there's a violet die
some sort of they have it today where
you do this invisible ink stuff and they
come with a violet light you come with
something and you could see it
actually have it here
here
huh I wanted to I wanted to they they
sell these things here you see this I
did it but uh it's not I don't know if
it's gonna work like it could be also I
need some water
hello
I don't know if this will Bemis
oh it's working a little bit
I'm just easier for your phone
I don't know if that'll work
yeah no it's not working
no good okay anyways didn't really work
it's supposed to say wow it seems
unbelievable
first fail in all these years it's
supposed to say get I don't know if you
could see right over here but okay
oh yeah but in the back you could be
yeah
and that's because that's because it
went through nothing to do with anything
okay you know I'm talking about the
visible ink stuff says it was invisible
but now now obviously when he gave her
the get it couldn't be invisible you
can't tell somebody here's an invisible
in get and if you do this and this and
that it has to be that was visible and
today we just don't see it so we're
gonna do it
says
if the the goal nut comes out great we
like poet laugh Clum says
who cares that now you could see it High
School de Paul maybe just popped out now
says
you're right maybe it just came out now
but I have to be concerned that maybe
you were able to see it then
somebody she's divorced and not divorced
she's one of these Suffolk divorcees in
other words you don't she cannot be
missing if she falls to her
brother-in-law he can't beat Miami has
to give her
Etc all right
there were two people who witnessed
again they didn't sign the get they were
Aiden masira they witnessed again
they must read the get Mason
we just read that if here's your dad she
throws it into the ocean because Obama
started and then he said oh by the way
it's not even again it's uh you a fake I
owe you styromanu Etc
she's divorcedural asking about a very
simple question
if the two ate them read it how in the
world could the husband say oh by the
way I didn't give you a get what I gave
you was a was the IOU what are you in
the two of them Reddit he could say
whatever he wants to say he can't he's
not believed against to weigh them
what's the guy okay
so says good boy what happened was
that he he did like a sleight of hand
like a magic sort of or it could be he
was doing magic he took the get and he
put it in the sleeve or something and he
went like this he put it over here and
then the second lady oh here and he gave
it there so we don't know for sure if
what he's giving her is the original one
that they read or something else okay
let's go to the boss of the car you guys
maybe he switched it out commercial on
that
have a wonderful day