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we are live good morning rabboissai
today's share is being sponsored
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who happens to be my brother
my youngest brother
today's share is being sponsored the
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for my mother
miro bass rojo leo that she should come
out of the hospital in time for rosh
hashanah homemade
shauna toiver to all of you and i want
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too and hope it catches on
he does he wants to do a thousand dollar
sponsorship i think
we gotta talk it might be too cheap
in the merit in memory of menachem
mendel ben simcha who is that rabbi zai
kalman from okay
don't even ask says knock himself sir
if the matter of marriage hashem should
give my wife children an entire family
which includes his family includes
rebelli and the mdy family shauna trevo
so they don't see it yeah yeah this is a
high class
establishment it was a real quick uh
hear from kalman
there will be there won't be i should
say there won't be an email today
instead i want to say
a couple words about rosh hashanah and
he says hi rebellion i'm sponsoring the
last year of the year american memory
my wife and the and rabbi rebellion the
entire mdy
family including my good friends ben
avermaer
and the five towns mdy group even though
yeshua changed our name without
consulting me
ashana tayvo matuka while others might
remember this year as a bad one covered
protesters etc of course was the year
that i lost my beloved father remember
this one as a year which
can i give you permission to say it here
but please do not say it anymore
fully transformed into kalman no longer
can i remember the first emails were ken
and then it's changed into kalman
with your sharing learning the daft
being the driving force by my
transformation
my dad passed away only a few days after
we started brachas
having never started that me would have
been so easy to stop but i didn't bark
hashem from the start you captivated me
and was really upset
when my rebbe forbid me from learning
torah and watching the share while i was
studying shiva that's exactly what she
was all about
having that sorrow of not learning
fast forward to now and i haven't fallen
behind one day since in
giant one day not even he hasn't fallen
i never had one seam in 57 years
and now i have done two with my revenant
shawn woodman others if with you for
shabbos which always
which will always be special even though
i was in quarantine in ben's pool
during your rainstorm i look forward to
your next get together with noam next
week
with our next get together with noaa
next week i heard ben is treating us for
a steak dinner after the fast
thank you again rebelli i love you and
wish you and your family a good
convention to your
cow men of the five towns surabayasai
as we're standing here before rosh
hashanah i must take this opportunity
to ask each and every single one of you
i love my job but it comes with
a hazard the job is very hazardous
this is a public uh forum and a coachbar
who benched me with a very
weak filter and occasionally
i snap at somebody middle shear i have
to ask mahila from judah i once snapped
at him
i almost lauren spiegelman was new to
this year he almost left the share
what is going on here i said but his
phone rang in middle chair had to yell
at him but
not realizing all these people that were
listening etc so
i want to ask you makila if i called you
in amiritz
and you're really or even if you're
really in amaritz
and i called you out in public so
i want to ask you mahila i hope you
seriously if you could uh
dig in and be michael me be my homie for
being late for this year all right
i want to tell you a maritime so
that i heard from yesterday which i had
the source of living in
in his neighborhood for three years when
i was a kid in ramallah in benebrach
so a person came to him and said
it says in the there's a thi some people
say by
now it says
stop the curse and and start about a
year
of brachas that's he says to rabbis
saying please give me a bracha
that the curses should stop and rabbis
looked at him said
you you made us two of your kids got
married this year and you're saying it's
a year of a curse
so our boy said this year
for almost every one of us probably one
of the worst years of our life
and we're looking at it and we're saying
you know hashem stop ready with the
with the klala et cetera but we have to
dig down and say
look at all the good that we had and
especially if we look
at the mdy and what
where we've been a year ago at this
point and where we are today
and how many new friends and the
camaraderie and the torah that we added
to our life
so we we would be if we said this is a
bad year
for me the best year of my life
so my brother to everybody is that we
should have a year
of bettered vegas in a college barco
and what better way to do it than with
tyra learning torah to be dubbed
hashem and we do it with torah
havas israel fila at the end
we have our tehillim
so it should be a year of reform we
shouldn't know of any more tsarists and
no more
coved nachos from our children
tremendous shalom bias parnassa i know
so many of us were hurt with paranas i
think every single one of us
was hurt with paranasana i don't think
you could get out of it unless you sell
masks
or something like that and
a year basically a year of
kedusha and vegas
bring your friends next year this time
let's have at least double the amount of
people watching
zak daily gemara so we're holding that
flametest from the bays
in the middle so the kumar's tongue is a
story how
they brought they trapped the deer
on the first day of yontav they shakta
the deer on the second day in vientev
they had venison rav nachman and rafizda
they ate it on the second day yanta they
held
this two separate days
was mocked but he says no i can't eat it
and even quotes
he says
he answers and he says that the two days
we have to make the second day in golos
in america
in south africa and england all the
goddesses in australia i see we have
here today
like the two days so in other words the
way we learn the gemara
you see holds that the two days of galas
are similar to the two days of rosh
hashanah in other words
it's one long it's kidus and you can't
eat it says versace
so then we had ravo says
is saying that it's us that it's it's
such an issue like rosh hashanah we're
saying is it's like
it's a weakened it's a he's makel rubio
sees mako
when it comes to the second day but the
question is what
in america and godless it should be
goila like in every sword like rosh
hashanah
just row where we know for a fact one
day is
completely whole amaravasi here here we
are
two four six eight ten lines from the
bottom um
um
so basically
rosh hashanah and eretz israel according
is okay it's too caduceus
i can make two a reuven i could eat
venison on the second day if it was
trapped on the first day it's not what's
the problem if it's trapped on the first
day
what's the difference between the first
day and the second day it's 48 hour one
kedusha from beginning to end it says if
it was trapped on the second day
the answer is it's two kedushas and
there's israel rosh hashanah
is two kids according to so all the
gemara was saying is that rabbi yaisi
makes
pesach sukesh voice in it
like that's why i made a chart it's a
little bit
uh see what's going on here rosh
hashanah narrative
according to him
two kids the point is that two kids is
like
like eric israel rosh hashanah
a lot of information
equals two caduceus so rabbi i see in
frutzlar some peso
equals two kadushas the bottom line is
they're telling ravshes why can't you
eat from the venison
rabiose himself who holds one kedusha on
rosh hashanah
will admit that it's too caduceus when
it comes
to bubble where they were and it was
another yantav it wasn't rosh hashanah
why don't you eat from the venison
says the gemara um
sit inside
he made the issue of the two days of
yant of like pesach let's
let's let's pretend the story happened
on pace of asukas two days the pace
actually goalie is kishne
like the two days of rosh hashanah le
rabano according to rabban on this show
let's see if you can remember this
myself
is bumped into rav version on marley
could you tell me anything that you
learned about one kedusha two caduceus
on two young taiven
taverns
he turns around and says rabbi holds
in these two kids
and he's thinking themselves from
statistical buddhism
what did i do in front of him in front
of his refuse to eat the venison because
i held it's one kedusha
because i thought rabioism he said it's
one kidushan consulars
and here comes rabbah
uh rabbi barshmall and says no
rabbi i see admits it's considered two
kadusha's he could have had some venison
is it this starting to ring a belt this
myself
and guess what it's the same people it's
the same person it's fascist and the
person he asked
is the same person and the same outcome
we had then
the funny story where they held a
certain surprise that was okay
and ravnaq went ahead and made a whole
balagan in the rage ghost's backyard raf
sheisha sent gadda to knock it down
they took god that put him in jail and
then he said restriction started
screaming got to come out of jail
so they put took him out of jail but
then raf sheishas realized based on
rabbi
shmuel that he made a mistake and he
tells robert don't tell anybody that
what you told me but they explained over
there he wasn't trying to hide it he
wanted to tell himself he wanted to be
made himself
perhaps that's the same chat over here
saying if you're going to say chat over
there like that
but it's very interesting the same story
different
a different story it's a different thing
over there it said the same words
who says you're saying
but but there's no such thing as
embarrassment in torah if you make a
mistake entirely you got to come clean
you can't be embarrassed i don't believe
that if she's just wanted to hide the
fact that he admits that
he has to get up in front of her and say
this he just said i want to do it you
don't be the one
telling everybody i made a mistake says
the gemara
no nakhma wants to make an afghan a very
nice navigator over there
ravishes caused property damage and over
here there's none afghani he didn't want
to eat venison so it's his problem
you don't have to tell everybody i made
a mistake nevertheless i think it's a
mistake in halacha
and he said okay based on this rashi
paskins
he says
tell anybody i made a mistake says
ravaji this is not what happened
this is never this is a story that never
existed
the story that happened with the venison
love it's today
it's not shot that
somebody trapped a deer on on the first
day of yantev and they shuffled it on
the second day that's not what happened
because if that's what happened
everybody would admit you're allowed to
eat the deer not a problem
it's a completely different problem it's
a problem of chrome
it's a problem that they brought the
venison from from the distance
that's the problem
ate this venison
turns on something he cooks a meal for
reuven it's also for shim and lady who
that's also for everybody
but when it comes to the israel we all
pass again
besides so if a
guy is a package an amazon package for
ruby shimon could could benefit from it
like that it's a good swara over here
he's right that what
rabbis i know he asked me if he should
bring in all the presents that we got
yesterday a bunch of
different beautiful wines and stuff but
we have to we're running to salika so we
don't have time but i appreciate every
single gift one of them was a anonymous
uh whoever you are the name didn't
appear
nice card without a name so please let
me know who you are i'd like to be
makartova
anyway so moving on
to the cooler bonanzi that was you i
know every single person gonna start
saying it's you
but there's a certain there's a certain
cinnamon it wasn't nachman seltzer and
salsa gave me his zera shimshin third
volume book
now i'm just whatever book called the
silly bay register i'd die to the cooler
bonanzi who's in the road goes to this
house all of clyde is trying to come
there and when the guy brings venison to
the rich girls it's for everybody
including me he did it for me oh he did
it for me i can't eat it
but what about the whole story asking
hey we all got excited it reminds me of
that udallah from irvin
ah there's a whole story and he told him
and i don't i'm embarrassed let me tell
myself how you dwarim ahu lift up there
was a turnip dustin
huh even a story in the gemara
yes i coined the phrase i'm sure it's me
i never heard it before
and it picked up like wildfire and kind
of brilliant when i was there
myself it's a mysore there's a lot of
truth
it almost happened this is
like fs zero never happened you're
mixing up another story with with the
heiress maybe but not that's not what
happened over here
lifted us in there was a turnip that
showed up he had two feet
he walked into makaise
rava looks at the turnip he says wow i
could tell
it's starting to rot you know it didn't
just come out of the ground
in other words we're not a problem no
problem of mukta if it was in the ground
today it's mukta not a problem
sorry
certainly was uprooted yesterday no
my arms but what are you going to say
maybe the guy
reuven shimon could eat it but certainly
says
rav of the culture in high that day to
the hamas is certainly this case where
it came for the game in the city most of
the people they were going
so you're allowed to buy it on shabbos
you need it on shabbos you buy it you
don't pull out your cash
you do whatever you need to do to
purchase it you buy it on credit
if you need it
since he noticed that they are bringing
these guys are bringing many turnips
os alohu voice i i had an unbelievable
picture for this
and i came to the basement all excited
and they told me
it's probably not a good idea to show
the picture ever shashana
so but i couldn't i couldn't control
myself i had to bring it anyway
but i doctored it up a little bit it
might insult people again i'll ask you
mahila next rosh hashanah
if this insults you
look what i found online three game
now i had to cover their noses because
that would have mamish p.i.g shankar
mayo
but now with a little mask i covered the
schnatzes
you could maybe think that it's not a
pig but they're schlepping turnips it's
unbelievable i thought it's unbelievable
no okay listen
i didn't have any other charts for today
what am i going to do
we don't like turnips
so he says look what's happening all the
i couldn't put trails i couldn't even
put trails on these guys
they have to be got him the
aim was started bringing in turnips they
realized oh
there's a market on shabbos they're
using credit they're using their credit
card on chavez
let's bring in the turnips so then he
said oh once they're bringing the terms
to the jews
that changes
it's not for the game anymore it's for
you guys can't bring it
says these people that were building
canopies
the gaza the godzilla i saw the
were chopping down hadassim beyond on
what day
the second day of yandere what's an
afghanistan it's the second day
out of shiyasu
without any time of how long does it
take to cut it
he let them use it smell it bae la alter
immediately after shabbos why
because it's only the second the vyante
if it's only the rabbanon
we don't have to be macbeth
we had already it's even brought down
here on the side of
the test i'm sure ari rosenstein
remembers this
the whole city over there and bearing
the maze beyond the shane even the
second day of versailles the gemara
brings over there
we treat people that are maritime
differently we put on the hummus on them
because they don't know what they're
doing okay so these people also
do not benefit
so there's a whole long places here it
starts over if you want to see twices it
starts all the way on the flametest on
the base
and it brings the sheet of rashi yasu
means literally
however long it takes you to go snip
snip to hadas
how long does it take usually about two
seconds not even
twice this on the other hand all the way
you have to go all the way ma'am
he holds it brings the sheeta that
it's as long as it takes you to travel
there
and get your organize all your tools and
snip
put it in the bag schlep it all the way
back that could be two hours so it's
enough mean of two seconds and two hours
but whatever that cheer is that's how
much you have to wait matsi shabbas
until you can start smelling it
argues and he says no
you have to wait so it's not like ravina
said you could just use it right away
and smell it right away even yant of
shayni
that said the rabbana and you have to
wait
i think it's incredible i can't get over
it i i really can't get over that it's
we're hours here in legislative just
hours away from rosh hashanah from
essen rosh hashanah and what are we
learning about tremendous verses
yesterday we explained it better why is
there and today it's all about
the the sheminah estrella versus shana
it's incredible to me i looked it up
next cycle we're going to be in
this game not middle of nowhere where it
belongs
there's going to be there's going to be
something ok listen
oh
[Applause]
m
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so
[Applause]
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[Applause]
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my any excuse to sing that song
my boy said nakhon salsa from miami boys
forget the author miami boys
all right we had him he was going to be
our cousin and
two days ago oh no i have to go
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rosh hashanah in the base amigos they
brought a special carbon for rich
quaidage
they weren't mistapping they didn't say
it's enough oh i'm bringing
a carbon for rosh hashanah bringing a
carbon first also
so if so in this monastery you have no
business now imagine shouldn't you
mention it
he brings is also called
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what does it mean because when we learn
the mishnah ravidisa says
this even here says you have to make it
nigh when you say it
if today's i'm saying and if today's
question is the second year
forget what i'm saying now love it
so that's that's not what he's saying is
saying the tonight part but everybody
agrees no more
cause everybody agrees that you have to
be masculine maybe
this whatever it is he used to do it on
a regular squad
they wasn't sure did they make this yet
did they not make it
so he would make this he would mention
it and make a stipulation
if today is rich then i'm mentioning if
not forget it
and on that there's an argument now what
did they argue on that you don't mention
it
so it has to be that the argument was
the tnai part velo mai la haas noise so
what the argument about whether or not
you stipulate
and we're going to explain what's so bad
about stipulating making us not
lovingly blue gui so why they have to
argue rosh hashanah
this one argument do you do you make it
why are you diving in
or not srikha there's a big there's a
big enough community versus
azula if i stipulate i start making if i
say before should i
say it out loud if today is rosh
hashanah
great but if today is not rosh hashanah
all people are going to hear that today
is not resistant
they're going to start doing malach i
don't know what see
you don't want to mention that
maybe it's not a problem to make a
stipulation the simulation hasn't had a
bad
taste for rosh hashanah be it
says it's a terrible thing to do don't
make a stipulation people are going to
hear it and chilling in the closet
saying it loud
what if today is not rosh hashanah and
they're going to say that i'm sitting
here in truth for five hours
on on maybe it's not ross hashanah
they're going to hate it
in the sun in the heat hashem iraq and
without consulting
what's going on here
on with rabbi uh
okay fine i was talking about i was
going to say a joke about kids but i
just whatever i just
asked everybody
okay fine
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what
he's petting us he's saying my tired kin
i'm here that's what he's doing um
ten brokers now typical in rosh hashanah
is nine brokers how
the three that we do every single day
slicer is shiners
the center ones the middle ones are
nice and short froze together you have
nine
buchanan comes along and says you have
to add another one why for shabbos a
special brachava shabbos
obviously you stick it in there
okay miso
according to bishamai who says you have
to make a new broker
for shabbos you have to make a new
bracket
now today her voice is very sad day it's
the last and final day
that we're sponsoring lee lu nunesmas
asher's mother roy sebastian yeoman
i got that straight make it a great year
a voice that you could choose whether or
not you're going to make it a great year
or not
unbelievable
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says avi that's a bigger sponsorship
we'll throw it in for
and by dr listaus who's a big taddick
i'm not such a big father i didn't help
him out i tried i made some phone calls
i tried
we'll get it done basically even before
you hunted don't kill me
his father
there's a concept called koilo now no
coil jokes today
kylo we include
in chakras and minha mayrev we include
we don't have a special bracha ever for
rich it's included we throw it in
somewhere
but it's not a special or whatever you
say in music
the kylo
okay so once we we come on to the
concept of koilo
by by so we do that also by moses
ask the gemara me isla bishop do they
hold of this at all
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on muslims we're talking about here
muslim
now let's just jump to rashi for one
second we're actually doing a massive
casual
i love for the last three days we're
doing the rashing the center of the
death
we like to like this all rashes kashya
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you don't have to mention it at all so
why are you telling me that every single
person holds
that you mention it and the whole
macholica says could you make a tanai
but you do mention it here hishami don't
mention it
says the gemara okay
cash is not the end of the world
question there's ways out of it but it's
a caution
uh i forgot where we're holding the coil
by the way the whole idea of whether or
not
you you invoke this kind of coil in
other words so
you have chakras
what do you do
does everybody hold you just coil you
just
the the oxygen all that stuff that's
where we say it
where something like right she says
the point is it's not its own brah it
fits sitting somewhere
so of course depending mayor if you
don't go back sometimes you go back to
the beginning of the break if you forget
it right after the val coulomb so
you go back to retail if you're ready to
do isi shalom or
whatever the the illusion that you say
you finish monastery you then you have
to go back all the way to the beginning
whatever that is that we learned in
brachas
so you start you say something says
you see they go together these two it's
a pair of shoes we had yesterday before
foreign
so that's it but it's like this do you
say you're not saying kylo according to
you according to tanika so it's not like
this
what bottom line is so we have to know
for rosh hashanah today do we say
do we mention
and we know this already you don't
mention there's no mention of
this even though it is
so it's something very interesting i'm
thinking about it now now when i was
learning about it i'm thinking now
so when we say yo masikari in azer we
should have a mind
why not it includes and that's the only
reason why we don't say
specifically because we're saying so if
we can't remember let's remember
or whatever the gear says on the side
here
three minutes okay we gotta finish a
little luria keeping this mountain
and since it comes once a year you
should say like anything else i do more
keeping those
golem rosh hashanah is not called the
regal it's not as man
maybe but it's not irregular so none of
one of the schweitzer regardless
he didn't know now let me ask you a
question i think the child is passionate
what
ravuna didn't remember what he said last
year i mean lived
he was uh let's say he's 40 years old
what did he do last year what did he do
the year before
he didn't say no so as we're going to
sing the gemara of course he says
he wasn't sure you say
he didn't know the answer
omar
unbelievable on a squash on a gourd on a
pumpkin
if i get a new one i've never seen it
tonight we're going to do shakianus
so on a little fruit that you call it
star
but us adults we know what hashanah is
without roshana
you know half of us would be gone maybe
from coveted who knows what
roshana saved us sean is gevaldik by the
way
real quick i know we have to go
ruffshlamin says that when we say
shakhiano and it's gevaldic to remember
tonight a person should have a mind
who gave us last year decided that we
have oxygen this year
they'll have our eyesight we have our
hearing
that we found them the you know whatever
that's apple that goes into honey on a
on a pomegranate
on our life our beautiful things okay it
all ties in
yes
if you're into those uh if you're into
those ghouls yeah avi says you can hold
on to
a shelf and it's my death right my daffo
yo
me something like that okay
by the way rabbi said we're in for a lot
of trouble
whatever you do today on rosh hashanah
that lasts for the rest of the year
we're going to have a harass every
single day from avi
coming the basketball coming out of the
tv on the back of the basement
says
my question wasn't if you should say
shakianu if you feel like it he
commented
is it a obligation
it's not an obligation question
it's referring to the seven days of
races
is
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it just means you're allowed to say it
all throughout the seven if you forget
it
on the first day you could say it
throughout the seven minutes
but we're going to get a cup of wine in
the middle of halamian where
it wasn't so s
ask the gemara real quickly should we do
this
oh we haven't mean we're going to dive
in here unbelievable
yeah if i don't finish the daft the
whole year i won't finish the dab what's
going on oh
what time is rosh hashanah's daf here
what
we have to go over there so we'll go
over there we'll be two minutes late
it's an hour sleepless you missed you'll
have 58 minutes to sleep
nothing all right says gemara daf here
on rosh hashanah four o'clock if anybody
has something else to say about it let
me know i'm just making it up now 4
o'clock
versus
how could you make a shakiano on a cup
of wine onion kipper
how can you drink it
if he's going to make a bracha and drink
it give it to him once he says
he just accepted him kipper the
australia if it's in the beginning i'm
kipper
the best is right before him people
comes in but once he's choking oh bam it
became
i'm keep it for you the all my layer of
you're made by rabala rav
remember this is good modern champions
rav made a mistake
the clouds came in he thought that
it's already shabbos so he said uh what
should i do and he says
did you did you accept shabbos yes so
you see that davening you accept shabbos
saying
exception
make it and just put it down you've got
to taste it
stamp say burger again with that lazy
lenuga give it to a child
you can't give it to the child because
maybe the child would grow up and think
you could drink wine
and kipper might have allah did you say
no
they sent him there to check it out
i want you to check out what what ravier
does
tell us
why does a person pick up wet wood he
has nothing to do with it obviously he
needs the place
why is he here now obviously he came to
check me out
isolated cost of the hamra cottage vamos
man he gave him some wine
he made a bracha and he said
it's exactly eight o'clock beautiful
level every day we should finish
[Applause]
nine o'clock or a boy say 9 15 9 15
what the time 9 o'clock 9 o'clock