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good morning
anything to get a little tension
just in another email
in honor of zlatan f200 akiva sulkuwicz
f94 sean rand f202
davidowitz b202 and the official eight
minutes of your committee
he's the guy that gave you a thousand
dollars don't don't give me that
stare
yeah you you
you know it's the same guy
in honor of her belly what
no
the guy anonymous kain we don't know who
he is really he gave you a thousand and
he just sponsored today's year
[Applause]
another anonymous man
okay and
by the one and only kaya fix
who's that
your grandfather
should have a leo
all right so we have
from swirly berman in detroit he says
this is a seal given by moisha rosenfeld
here's your moisture rosenfeld in the
sukkot with your
and some wine
this sad he wants to know like this i
guess he wasn't listening carefully so
i'll say if he asked the question maybe
others have the question
he wants to who wants to keep it
anonymous
i think one cannot grill smoke cook in
the sukkot cava hoymer if we cannot
bring in pots for sure not grill
ask your rabbi for a final sack all the
best anonymous i think he's referring to
the eggs the omelets that we made in the
sukkah
so first of all i i didn't ask garof but
i thought
on my own svara that since i would do it
in my living room because i think it's a
hush of a thing to make an omelette for
somebody you have it at simchas
in the hall
uh
so
maybe it's not a problem but affalpicane
i removed all the sakh above the
omelette station which was uh it's
probably 10 feet by five feet or
something and it was a good thing we did
so because all the smoke from the
almonds went out of the sukkah so
certainly not an issue
here's another khokham
khao makhakam dear belly
because he noticed that
i don't close my my my cuffs was shot
that when i have cufflinks i do close
them
that's what he wants to know so okay if
he really wants a little shot
if he really wants an open shot it's
probably obvi synonymous
because i was once out of hasana
like two years ago
my wife bought me a very nice uh like
diamond studded cufflinks
custom made
and uh i was at a
and one of my cufflinks because i didn't
close my sleeve properly it fell off
and we searched and my son-in-law found
it
so we sent it in to repair
and by the time it came back the other
coughlin got lost
and then they got divorced
seriously
so i don't know if that was a simmon i
don't know like sean was saying
the cufflinks got divorced the people
from the wedding got divorced it was it
was a split the whole thing so anyways
now you know why i closed it you need to
know
uh by yosef
many times i see you show pictures of
people caught learning to dive while
listening to you i always feel this
always happens to the other guy how come
i never see anyone learning to dive on a
train plane or bus etc it's all setups
anyways you had to go to manhattan and
shana rabba
i was learning
when i saw someone learning next to me
it always happens when you're learning
you see other people next to you so he
looked up and he couldn't believe my
eyes there was someone listening to you
on youtube alerting the deaf on the
train
the guy was actually very behind and is
still in sucka i quickly took out my
phone and snapped a picture
of someone learning the different shauna
rabbit morning on the b train heading to
manhattan while listening to you have
nachas
here it is
it looks like he's sleeping nobody just
caught him maybe i was saying a boring
thing there okay
it's for sure not a setup because if it
was a setup his eyes would be open
okay what do you got here what's on your
phone i didn't see
and finally
this is from dovie hershberg
the hotel guy
firstly check out my sukkah
from la this year i felt extra connected
to yante because of learning with you i
went all out
no joke here rabbi say next year
basically my suckers look gonna look
something different than to do this look
at this
it's gorgeous he sent me a video he
didn't see him here this we have i read
the email the other day i just didn't
have the picture
attached to the video of my seal the guy
saying hadrian was avi mayor that was
the thing that he he was scared to say
the hajjan himself he wanted to be
drowned out by
zacchaev
unbelievable okay
this one once again we'll leave it
tomorrow okay
gevaldo
and we are holding on the bottom of some
base
by a branu
of you're permitted to buy
you let stores open and you want to you
go in there and you purchase stuff now
how do you do it you pay them after
yantif you don't mention any money
or buster don't mention the the money
amount
as mentioned they had a
know who they're shifting for you can't
just shift an animal what's you know a
couple hours later it's boiled the next
day
yes
this is official mishna sponsored by
official for shleimo from yosef ben
khanna
by the way we're already stopping
we're people are starting schneidermaker
targum and what's very interesting is
that it's related to the i mean because
over the years i received many emails of
people that the da fi me changed the way
they learned
microvector because it happened so often
that you miss a powershell you don't
finish with powershell and you just give
up on the whole thing and because of the
idea of
just plowing forward forget what
happened in the past
and just keep on going why miss the rest
of the hamish
excuse me
because you missed one parsha
there's a gentleman
a
hustler looking guy that was here for
some stereo i forgot his name already
came over to me says oh i do share every
day i just have one time
how could you tell people to skip the
death that you missed and go on viter
you need shlamos
so i said i explained to him nicely how
it actually is it helped a lot of people
and he was masking that then but this
should help also people this is the week
start voracious
and
if you ever miss a pirate show it's not
the end of the world skip it now daffy i
mean it's a lot easier because you could
go back and make it seem like we
received a number of emails from people
that may zoom on circus because that if
you'd have to make up
shine maker is a little bit more
difficult maybe
shouldn't make up i don't know
it's easier okay easier but if you miss
a parachute i'm saying what do you do
mash them in the parish
make sense
of it garrison ben moshe up there is
huge interesting maker and he showed me
answering the story when he finished it
he made a big simpler record around the
standard was giveaway says the gamer
no
yeah
nobody heard that
says the gamora
but if a person wants me then you can't
mention a price what do you do
[Music]
in surah
they had a name for the size of meat it
was a piece it was called the tarta so
instead of mentioning
a monetary a money amount give me 10 10
worth of meat you say give me a tarta or
give me a half a tarto
benaro sharmichalko pago helco give me a
hellca same thing the idea is the same
they didn't mention the money
this army uzio pago uzio
now what's shot in all these names so
brought to mind a gevalica story which i
haven't said in a while it's could have
to say
but i was looking for the book i bought
i bought this book just for the story
and i couldn't find the book i saw it
the whole year i didn't need it and
today i couldn't find look spend 10
minutes somebody probably borrowed it or
something
zalman meltzer during the curfew in
yerushalayim there was a british mandate
if you went out past a certain hour they
could literally kill you
he shows up and the reason why i need
the book is i need the names it was the
three russia shivas of hebron shows up
at one of the receivers who happen to be
his nephew
in the middle of the night knocks on the
door
and this is the roshiva of heaven saying
over
by the hespid under mrs allen meltzer he
said look at his
in the middle of the night knock on the
door he says
uncle what are you doing here it's
sakura she says listen i had a major
cash on the rambam i need help
so they started going back and forth
finally oh murray
oh
now i can go back
and and learn she said but at least stay
here no no i gotta go home
so the rabbits in over business omelette
said that's not what happened
what happened was
that rabista zam meltzer wanted printer
safer
and he asked the printer
to print and he said no it's going to
take another half a year a year there's
people in front of you the printer came
to him and said look
somebody just canceled if you could give
me the manuscript right tomorrow morning
i'll print it
so he went through it real quickly
and he noticed that there's two
questions in the safer that his nephews
asked him but the third nephew
this other receiver from heaven is not
in the safer
so he didn't want to insult him
so he went it wasn't about torah she
said it was about midas he went and
risked his life so to speak knocked on
his door
and forced him into saying a good shot
he kept on like
moching him
okay and then in the safe he writes and
my
nephew
and then he had to run back home because
he had to continue the manuscript he
couldn't stay there overnight they gave
it mrs almer
i'm just saying maybe
what does it say in in narash
mention everybody everybody shouldn't
the guys in pomades shouldn't feel left
out
says the mishnah
no no not such a
great anything anything
he likes he likes the connection you
don't like the connection so once at a
story
and nakamura salsa didn't like the
connection
but dover finds it it's a convolution
connection so what do you see from here
some people are smarter than others
don't insult him don't insult me
listen somebody insulted his book uh
during our coffes but his comeback was
so much better than that guy's insult
was divaldi okay anyway
we're not gonna we're not gonna say the
insult
it's a very he likes it he likes it it's
very good
yeah if i could say so myself it was
unbelievable
the connection oh you want to hear the
connection ravi show me the connection
yeah what
oh
these are all middays these are all
measurements
i'm sure we're coming i gotta give you a
kiss i'll come to you no get over here
rev schoenberg nobody knows what you
look like
you gotta zoom in on robbie schoenberg
gary if you have a chance
what it's like oh here he is
schoenberg look at gary turn the other
way oh
okay
this wouldn't have happened if i was
sitting in my dining room by myself
that's last night
but it was very good it was very very
good
sesame sponsored by official
reforest lama briana bass
dwarf
but you can tell them you see this jug
fill it up
so we have to see what review that
argues on louis bemida it says loi
bemida then comes the reason that says
oh don't use amiido
myself
and botanist is a story with absolutely
the son of butler
gonna explain we'll see when we get to
the gmail i don't want to ruin it but
it's a beautiful aside
he i did
he would fill up all the the jogs the
bottles before you enter and then when
people came to the store ayanta i guess
it was a thing you know no refrigeration
think about it you needed some fresh
wine whatever it was oil you went to the
store anjonta just grabbed it and
obviously you had to pay the the person
after yoga
absolutely now it's interesting there's
a story with abba show been butness and
i believe this is somebody else
i'm pretty sure 99.9 because he's
explaining
absolutely butness that he you're
supposed to he did it because of berury
hamid's biryani this means when you
yeah it's not the same okay good
it's
when you pour the wine
i did not see that by the way but yeah
it's flush
the the the wine foams up
so
he wanted to be prepared he didn't want
to rip off the clients
he fills up uh i have here with me
you fill up one of these right
you put up to here
and you start pouring into the guy's jug
but like like a coca-cola
you know
quarter of the cup becomes foam so he
stops pouring he says okay go
the guy goes home and all of a sudden
goes all the way down so he just stole
from the guy he started out with he
thought he's gonna sell him one of these
and it turns out he only sold them
x amount and the mario 10 is going to
say he had so much left over from these
beruray
he was able to accumulate 300 barrels
worth
you're selling in big value
but
this means that if you're selling
something like oil
the oil sticks to the side of your
measuring cup so you have to sit there
like for five minutes to get all the oil
out and nobody wants to wait for that so
they would leave leaving him with some
oil in the clay and same idea so male
has nothing to do with measuring a
yantef this is what middles with with
stealing with
not
you shouldn't do it with
a measure um
so we have
here small and rava
now i'm pretty sure the humor is not
talking about this but this is cool
anyway
this is a special clea that's designed
the measuring cup that's designed for
this purpose
i don't think it's this i think it was
just like a
a cup an eight ounce cup that everybody
knows this is eight ounces
i'll tell you why i think that in a
second but let's say it's this who cares
about
means you didn't use it yet
it's waiting to be used if the first one
is going to break says rashi you'll jump
in and use this one
i have a feeling that this even if you
don't you didn't start using it this is
a clean me though you don't have to
start using it this is a measuring cup
whether you use it or not but okay
you are says you start using it you
didn't use the boss review the main
matter so the words review the argument
review that says look at the lotion
we just said
don't use amida don't use a measuring
cup comes review that says don't use a
measuring cup that doesn't make any
sense what is he adding what is he
arguing
what's the reason i feel called cleo let
me delete he's arguing that even one
that you never used before
don't use it
we have a big freebie here this sugar is
going to be repeated basically almost
word for word on a slightly different
thing
when it comes to yantev and being happy
and younger which we just finished and
we're very happy in america they're
still doing yanta
review does the homura he says you can't
even use a measuring cup they never used
so he's mr mahmer
rabban and the cooler and are the ones
that say that if it's a measuring cup
they never use you could use
we had the reverse now you two folks who
never come what's the shabbos it's a
good thing you're here now is that one
of my
so handy work i worked hard to make this
yes there was a there's a pole here with
the bottom took it out added this ring
because it's
from the ceiling put this piece of meat
i couldn't get the chain over here
because it's muscle chavez or whatever
it's it's not a hundred but look
yesterday we learned
that you could take
instead of using
a weight you could use a knife that you
know how much it weighs you know this
knife weighs two pounds you use it as a
weight because that's not what you do
during the week nobody uses
caleb
but who said that you could use it ruby
huda review is the one that said you
could do this that means he's making the
and said you can't do this they're
it seems like it's the reverse of what
we're saying
okay
this is it's a cleaver by the way i
didn't want to forget this but if you
grew up in arizona you probably know
what i'm talking about when i was a kid
i only lived in arizona for three years
when i was a kid but it was very
interesting a guy would come on a horse
and it was full of watermelons anybody
remember this
means you can take it and
i'll give you i'll let you taste it
right now remember that and they had a
they had a scale just like this
and he put the avatia on one side
the watermelon and put
big giant weights on the other
all these soldiers that one yeah
remember a horse and a wagon back into
that you remember it
who else you remember
i think they still haven't maybe been
iraq who knows
what
[Laughter]
they come with the tesla
no the whole stick is the horse the
horse that's you didn't want the
watermelon you want to see the horse
not only can't you weigh this but you
can't even store your meat and hide it
from the mice on this you can't touch a
scale on ayante
so hum is super magmar
and over here
they are mako they say that if you have
a measuring cup that you never used you
could use it and review this is the one
that smack when he says you can't use
so this whole piece that we just said
we're going to say word for word again
we have a contradiction it says imagine
that there would be the lord cast your
hussam when it comes to this to the
knife to measure to just to use it as a
ski for the scale machete
nobody uses
a knife i never saw the watermelon guy
pull out his giant knife and put it on
the other side of the scale
but this measuring cup
it's it's waiting to be used for
measuring therefore review this says
don't use it it's awesome to use
there are banana rubber anomaly cashier
hustle and when it comes to the naive
cave
says rashi sometimes yeah sometimes if
you lose your weight
or breaks or whatever you will grab the
closest object that you know exactly how
much you're always always two pounds so
you use it as a thing sometimes you do
so it's
up with a different job
letting me though that's not talking
about a measuring cup it's talking about
what you say
don't mention anything about weight
about volume
if you don't mention it you're allowed
to use this
during the week day boss reviews
it comes reviewed and says no
you're right you shouldn't mention it
but you should also not use
a measuring cup
so now the gemara says the same thing we
said before almo
river cooler is the one that's making
says do not use a cli
that measures and say you could use it
where you saw the exact opposite of this
you could says review the use
a knife or any kind of vessel
to weigh down the meat
onion
you can't use the scale even to hide it
from ice
however the cooler variables
[Music]
[Applause]
to weigh so therefore you can use it as
a big chinook
why
because usually
nobody asks to fill up
a cli
nobody says here take this fill this up
you say give me
give me a look says rashi give me give
me a leader today they said i want a
liter of wine i want nobody nobody says
fill this up that's how it's done
unless you're borrowing something unless
you're borrowing or yeah
we have today sometimes a kid comes to
the door you fill this up with sugar
radishes says that when you borrow or
get a gift when you go to the store
that's not the dara in those days it
wasn't there it was give me a certain
amount give me two liters a liter
we buy soda by the leader we don't say
fill up this thing
sometimes if your friend comes over
you'll give him fill this up and give it
to him to drink
says the gemara myself
almighty also would pre-fill these the
the drugs why
because
of beethoven i think there's a
fascinating rash here it's kadai to see
it's 12 lines from the bottom of the um
on the right side because rashi on this
omelet is on both sides
says
and many would come to asking
questions uber it says rashi this is a
shocker you think in the time of the
gemara people want to come by your trips
what do you do
when you don't have work
it's not a day to watch football it's a
day to learn
they would go to the basement that's
what they did they didn't go on trips
they went to the beast marriage and what
happens when you go to the basement you
bump into the rabbi oh avoca another
kasha she's busy with all these caches
all day long because all these guys are
coming to the base marriage to learn
thought it's beautiful
things changed a little bit
on trips it's a day off
yes
so i told you my this guy a guy from
mexico city
came to the shoal that i used to give a
duff and i gave the doctor for eight
years
and
he tried to get in before minha and the
door is locked
so you waited waited they said milk is
you know five o'clock whatever it is
so
finally a guy comes like a minute before
me opens up the door
so the island comes in he says could i
speak for a minute okay fine
got up on the beam he says you should
all be embarrassing yourselves
on a sunday afternoon the show is locked
and there's not a single person learning
tire here until minha
what are you guys doing watching
football
you're you're making barbecues
you know that in mexico city the you
can't get a seat on sunday
the whole oil room is sitting and
learning you should all be embarrassing
yourselves
i saw people crying
i saw people tears
anyway
yeah he didn't get any money
and uh
the next day yeah fine
i will tell you there's a guy in chicago
i don't want to say his name related to
me
he had
a giant screen i don't know what size
let's call it
let's call it 100 100 inch screen and
around the screen he had
countless screens beautiful 16-inch
screens all around
and every single sunday
the whole island would come in and watch
football every game and they're watching
this one and that one and the whole
thing and they bring food today
the guy doesn't stop learning for a
second seven half a day he look he got
rid of all his tvs gone
i never had a tv like that
mine was only eighty inches
vice versa
from all the left over
wine so again here's scholarship is
no times and shots you have 300 barrels
300 galton broke 400 barrels 300 400 it
means like collections the point is he
had many many barrels of
wine just from the foam
because people you fill up and they
would run out nobody has time to wait
for that soda fizz to go down they ran
out and he took that fizz and he put it
in his barrel the javerov and his
friends also concentrated means garbage
chairman here you see what they both got
exact amount 300 not 2.99 it's a lotion
of there's many barrels worth
the video i guess
decided they don't want to use it it's
not ours let's bring it to the base
amigos
for the public
the sagno gaza vainu de la miguezon
somebody steals from the from the raven
many people he doesn't know from we
stole they say it's a good idea even as
a
get some tickets you know pay those
pay the city and they'll make they'll
pay the roads they'll do something for
the robin i'm not making this up
so it says i think
he goes yes
boy
elongated a rectangle bar and amara is a
cave obviously but this is where people
store water so these are water storage
facilities something for the rav and
people take water out of this
so
give your money over there so you don't
know what to do with the wine we don't
want it here in the basamig dash
build some water storage facility
advertise we had the lotion before and
rashi there didn't explain it so much
oviraj explains it better
it could be i don't know i that's what i
was thinking but i didn't see it before
so i don't know
i don't know
yeah i know it's a
bit of guzzle they didn't want to look
higher that's the chat otherwise they
took everything
they took donations why not
maybe maybe they didn't want to take it
because they said it's not so much of a
it's a better
kappara source if you're concerned about
kapar yoka para would be better that way
i don't know
they went on a little walk
you cannot measure barley you can't go
fill this up with barley say okay here
now this is good for my animal even
though you're supposed to feed your
animal don't measure
avocados what you could do is go like
this
when you go like this that's not the
daryl the derrick has to fill it up this
way not to grab like this okay today
maybe we do it like that in those days
they didn't do it like that so that's
the shinoi
you could measure the spices
in
it shouldn't burn it shouldn't get
ruined in other words if you put in too
much spice
you're going to ruin it too salty is no
good so he needs to know so mellow
wheeler
[Music]
a woman could measure her flower and put
it inside the dough
in order so that what happens is if you
don't allow her she'll always say oh i
didn't make five pounds i made two
pounds
but you let her measure she'll say oh it
was five pounds five pounds has to give
you one twenty fourth to the client and
the mela the kind gets more shimoda
shmuel paskins ussr
stressed tomorrow
what do you mean
it looks like it looks like you're
selling it looks like you're doing
something like that that's what they did
when they saw it
or
but in shmuel's when shmuel wrote down
the braces rashi says rebbe wrote the
mishnah repression wrote the prices
shmuel also had his own
compilation of bryce's and over there he
wrote it's mother which one is it
it's the same
um
we have a little bit of a contradiction
so must be
he's telling us
that it's
in the price is multiple don't do it
and we just turned to somebody sponsored
by the md whitetail group for all those
who need to do
you know what i don't have a plate
seriously i don't have a plate so i'm
gonna you have a plate a giant plate
i want to show you what this is i'll
just do it on this meanwhile
it might make a little mess but jakob is
not here it's good over here
here we go maybe
so here we go
i'm gonna i want to show you what
sifting is all like two-time sifting
okay you ready
this is gonna be bad
okay
it's gonna make a stick a mess where's
he sure
oh
what does it go like this
now this has already sifted red boys i
it's already sifted so i'm doing it for
the second time why it makes my dough a
little fluffier
so you keep on
going keep on going
whoa
i can't believe it
you're not gonna believe what i found in
here
[Laughter]
it's not normal question i've been
looking for this for years
maybe they'll get back together
who said the other cufflinks
what do you think i want to say flower
stop
but anyways this is geshemak it's fun so
anyway what were you talking about
jonathan has more square favorite for
him
how are you going to fit into your whole
routine
that was tough
all right anyway but that's a shriner
uh turnaround bottom ain't joining
cannot be on them you should not do that
for a second time ago now you're not
really sifting anything there's no
stones left so why are you doing it
you're not sifting what's the problem
with sifting sifting is miraculous
and miraculous is there iso now
you could do it before yantam says
rasheed well this other restraining
argument but she holds since you could
do this before you have it's not like
baking the bread
and and not having fresh bread and
that's why you do it on youtube this you
can do before nothing won't happen
so mellow
you shouldn't resift it
even the second time michonne every papa
is very beautiful
you're permitted to research
if something fell in
a cufflink should show your name
because that you couldn't do before
yonder it just fell in the rack just
fell in now so now this this is sorry
honey don't come here now ain't trying
you think the guy wrote me i made up
that email by the way
the email with the cufflink i i made up
yeah okay
you never saw it
they didn't exist
hey in china beyond
so you let it go and take it out with
your hand
there was a divorce there was a divorce
and i am missing the cufflink that's why
i'll take your cufflink and throw it in
there it doesn't
oh malay cloth
we said it has to be food from within
the soils and not the soils from within
the food
it has to be biyad and miad you have to
do with your hand okay
so
you did
you did it with your hand but at the end
of the day you're taking out the soils
you're taking out the stone from within
the food and that you cannot do it has
to be the food from the stone
hello
josh ate by me
on uh
simple story night
it's a whole story but he looks at me
after he goes somebody wins this
like
i don't think so i don't think it's
worth anything
he didn't say it like that but he's like
some
somebody gets to eat here a meal like
yeah
no okay
i gotta i gotta pre-warn them
it's that bad josh
but you did say something like that
right
not really
i made that up what
no he said something i made that maybe i
misunderstood them
he said you're allowed to
sift the the flower twice the second
time
get out of here
tell my friend says rashi
lotivo take your favors
and throw it on the thorns
everybody has one of these we already
know this aloha that you'll sift it we
don't need your favors
she would go like this rabbi's side she
would flip it over and sift it this way
so that's a shinoi
whoa sorry
omarlos or her husband review
what are you doing backwards do it
regular i need good bread what you're
doing is not go i guess
it does something to the flour to the
dough i'm not sure exactly you don't
need a chinoises the visa of the rabashi
inaudible says in the table that had a
little bit of an indentation and she
would flip the table over so you don't
have that it wasn't like a flat table
the flat table i don't know what the
shining would be says rashi
since it's a little bit indented that's
where they usually would do their whole
sifting process now that's flipped over
you don't have it anymore that's ashino
omaravashi hadidan this is my wife rated
the ramen barham she's the daughter of a
big goddamn virus
he was a big medical mitzvos
if not for the fact that she saw it by
her father's house and that's
unbelievable when you see kids that grow
up in atam khakim's house they know mr
brewer inside out without ever looking
at the machine they see the father did
this this that they know that
says the mishnah of spanish the official
mission sponsor by official
unfortunately
very very simple stuff you go to a store
or a regulatory that you usually go to
because he'll trust you to pay back
after you have to vote malloy and you
tell them tell me baits and make good
minion give me 10 eggs
give me
15 nuts
this is not the way to do it we don't
sell it like that we sell it by volume
by by weight not by amount
on
eight so royal let's look there's no
hidden error side it's just repetitive
loss and we could do it in 25 seconds
you could go to your shepherd boy melody
give me a
sheep give me a goat
you go it's a tabba he go to the butcher
regular that you used to vomit lately
calf give me your shoulder
it's a pattern the guy that
force feeds the the birds hieroglyphic
give me a give me a pigeon it's an acne
regulator you go to the bakery like 10
like
give me a nice doughnut there's a
hamburger let's leave it like tell me
estrogen baits in 20 eggs
i saw your fires again this is all by
the way
this is all kabbalah
and those who do the daf
four or five years they could understand
this
i don't yet
but i'm telling you it's kabbalah i
otherwise i have no shot give me five
egoism
asara fires again
how many commission
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who just sent it to me donnie who sent
me this thing somebody sent me last
night that the esray goes into the jam
the adasim going to the summim
the lulav
goes into where
to the fire
muhammad's fire and the rave is going to
happen
day
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you