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K Lord no
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was
we got to do it
again ah very nice very nice I get it I
get
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it
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oh so that that's how it's supposed to
be the first two times nothing and then
after okay
wow good morning good
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morning welcome welcome we have a very
very guest
here enough from our Co person that
know he took a
never never he he takes he takes the de
test and he scores in the high 90s on
1500 on 100 on 30 every month for being
big part of the co what do you got going
there to give you a very special bottle
of wine why the he of the bz of the new
B just opened up supposed to zoom
do that b just opened up ah very nice
very nice yeah oh my gosh I have to read
this whole thing you don't have to you
do whatever you want I have to go get
the other
other it say all I read is the bottom
line it says warning if you drink too
much of this you might understand the
shear
okay I'm a little nervous what's coming
up
okay I can't read the whole thing I have
to read the whole
thing last year they gave me a bottle
from it had a a lot a lot of jokes on it
and today they're making fun I got it
okay we're going to we're going to read
the whole back takes it takes a long
time a lot of jokes and
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stuff ah lit get over there
lit we're looking for
some at least he got the shirt
right so you know that in Yus we had
this woman here where's
my this
is what do you want
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it's the gift that keeps on
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giving don't open up yet for the mission
with B you have a mission on with B want
to thank to to going to six pet stores
to help us out oh no there's something
real in
there this is this is am I supposed to
am I supposed to open this thing
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the I shouldn't look
inside all right so as we have a in the
back this is what his wife looks like
let me just show you real quickly she
has the cell phones in the and last
night somebody came dressed
up as that lady right over here let me
show you the cell phone let's zoom in
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he's from the Hebrew she his name is y
he's a big ban now we also this is
the that uh a lot of people thought was
one of the best pieces of art of the
year and steinard where he came in
dressed up as
the
was I want to show you how they
DOI kavali left now would have really
loved this
put a picture of lady here's how they do
Cilla in
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Gaza everybody saw them
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we got we got
also like each one
get oops three people died in
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G
okay there's more there's morea there's
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more
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that's y me gold he doesn't
stop all
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right did I show the English sheer um
Sim piece no so
in why is there why is the
birds
okay have to get those gloves you got me
some gloves
no ah they're like Kil whatever okay so
we have the privilege in B's next door
we have the the from sasman his name
isman he DS with us and he's also a very
very good singer he's the one of the the
singers from shalas and he comes up with
the good stick one of the best sticks I
ever heard in my life it's hard to you
have to be in the you're sitting there
on chab
afternoon and he gets up to D for and
this is what he did for M here
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goes
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okay
all
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no yeah so first of all last night that
the came to very nice showing to
learn on a PM night many people came
over to me many three people came over
to me after words they said they haven't
learned a word on per their entire life
this is the first time it's a tremendous
the the who was
it no e e the
uh somebody was born one of the
attributes the fact that he's go door
because his father learned the whole
night of PM when nobody else was
learning now that we're sitting here por
morning I just forget I forget quickly
sorry
so you let I it says you let it be Shak
you you to say
it's you to pretend it's another
anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah
that's but to sit p in
morning before 8:00 and to learn a full
hour or half hour plus half
hour but to start off the day to start
off the day with toyra is unbelievable
look at this packed house you can't
there's not even a seat to be found
that's what is that's what you guys are
you're the few the
proud the ones who
learn every day no matter what I'm p
oner z we when we
started AAS the mishna says the first
mishna says we did sponsors drink
already these are the that you get to
keep you found scattered fruit so our m
is going to say the reverse what if you
found fruit that's in some sort of
CLE this thing can we just get to it
no it's okay we don't have to stop in
the middle of learning y for
this a new May every Mna we conquer take
us from strength to strength I'm not
saying oh yeah
baby he found money that's scattered so
Al is going to talk about money that's
not
scatter what's
a this is
a
whe so we're talking about in our Miss
gonna
be we're
not breads that from a bakery what's the
opposite breads
from etc etc so let's see and also talks
about wool that comes right off the
animal we're going to talk about wool
that's already
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processed these are the things that you
must
announce you found fruit inside a vessel
so the CLE itself has a cimon the fruit
might not but the CLE
does forget the fruit you found a
CLE we're going to have to get rid of
this box cuz it's taking up my I'm doing
a demonstration here we're going to have
to figure out what to do
soon you found money in a
wallet if there's a day in the year if
there's a day in the year that this
mission is appropriate what day do you
think people lose money scattered money
everywhere wallets people like that the
we have to get if anybody knows the guy
from bardak we got to get him to the
shear he did a great piece on he lives
down the road I know but we need to get
him to the sh a lot of people live down
the road and they don't come to the sh
here so I don't know if you saw his
latest thing for porm he he basically he
gets up there's a goat licking his face
he wakes up he's like what's going on
they explain to him it's pm and as soon
as he like comes to the r says thank you
so much I man I mean such a beautiful n
and he says first of all who are you he
says you know we met on Pur and how much
was my beautiful naava he says 2 million
Cheo like I didn't see the rest B I
didn't see the rest I want to see the
rest but it's so sometimes your wallet
it turns out empty you don't know how
and where there's money everywhere you
don't know where your wallet is
today piles of fruit piles of of
Money Three Coins one on top of the
other we're going to see in the G how it
works what does it mean one on top of
the other what any any way either way
we'll
see if you have
this you got
it not
bread huh not to you I'm
telling oh we have a
picture there's breads that individual
makes every individual like he makes his
own
thing and wool that somebody processed
already so it has a
Simon barrels of wine barrels of oil now
if you here last night don't answer this
and if you took a test on all of sh
don't answer
this a barrel of wine what is the Simon
what is the Simon on a barrel of wine
RAB say they all look the
same who said
very nice very nice because yesterday I
asked the question there's a lot of
people here the adults unfortunately
didn't remember but a 10-year-old scream
out and he knew two questions that the
adults didn't know okay happen
sometimes
oh saying all M okay
yeah what
about
okay
so if you if you find a barrel wine that
has a Simon or not whatever maybe
somebody has a s you have to
be it seems from the that you find the
money inside a wallet you find the fruit
inside a vessel have to give it
back of if you have a vessel a CLE and
in front of it are P you have a w in
front so we have
so yeah okay so if it's like
this oh there's a little a little friend
came here during the
night
okay okay what what do we have to clear
yeah all that's filling we got to go
backwards and what's this I see
something over
here oh that's his okay I got
it
okay what we're getting there Jonathan
patience patience I know it's not as
exciting as you know but hold on a
second you know what I'm saying wait
wait a little bit
you find the CLE and pis are in front of
it
of you don't have to announce it you
take it what
about here he take some of
these half some of it inside some of so
you it's nicker you see that obviously
these guys outside came from inside look
there's a certain uh reason
flow we have a
question you find
something you find a wallet empty and
next to it we have
cash there's a problem we just said you
get to keep it now it
says
comes the person that claims he has some
sort of cimon on the wallet and he takes
the
wallet there's two products here there
there's two items there's the wallet and
the cash the guy says I recognize the
wallet he wasn't thinking he left the
cash so who gets to keep the cash the
guy that found both the wallet in the
cash we have a theory because we said
that if you find payro outside of the
CLE it's yours and over here it
says
H yeah I guess I it might
be
okay we're talking about two different
items here so KU let's get rid of these
for a
second
let's say this is Flags yeah so if the
flags was in
here uh whatever it fell out if you look
over here there small pieces you know
there's DNA evidence inside here from
the
fla so M if it's completely
empty then you don't give it back why
because it's a Rya if it was flax it
should have left some residue
the other one is talking about fruit if
they're completely out doesn't leave
anything it just leaves not supposed to
be any res so that you don't return I
mean
you return fruit because there's no Ray
just because it's outside that didn't
come from inside where it comes to flax
there's a ray if it's completely clean
obviously the flax didn't come from
there therefore you get to keep
it no we're talking about
a basket with
fruit so again so if there's some inside
and some outside that it came all the
other fruit came from inside the
basket you could say no there's nothing
inside everything's
outside so very speci if the fruit is
over
here and this vessel is like this
so it doesn't look like they're
connected if the opening of The Vessel
is facing the fruits obviously the fruit
came from it if it's facing away it
didn't come from
it no it's
facing
so if it has o like this you see how
this
CLE I think this is
okay you could learn different it has a
little bit of uh so look what happens
when you start you see some came out
even though I'm tipping it over like
this it's still holding it why because
it has a little bit of
a I don't know what it is exactly it's a
rim no this is a rim it it goes in it
has oant it has what does the Aral say
it's
called it Hasan okay
so therefore if they're all out you get
to keep it because there's reason to
believe that they should have some
should have stayed
in
Jonathan
okay
oh finished so we're done with that
moving on to the next
one thank you oh thanks I need the
Jonathan I need the Y together it's
a so when we have piles you get to
announce it you have to
announce haveon what's going on here why
do you have to announce you only
announce when there's a Simon what's the
Sim when you have piles obviously you're
going to announce you found fruit some
going to tell you there's six
piles so for that I can say no it's not
a big
r instead of using
a that this piles we're talking about
one pile obviously if there's one pile
then there's no Simon it's only one so
if there's no Simon
about talking about the amount so what
is the Simon you're announcing it so
what is the Simon then you have to say
that the S
sham then there's that
whatever again only uh if you don't
remember this try to answer if you
remember don't answer who which argued
whether m is a Simmon or
not H not you everybody
rememb okay now everybody remembers it
who
who ra
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ra so you see from
here I don't remember which one said
what RAB okay I believe you
so we must say that there's another
Simon if you're saying that the amount
is not a Simon why because there's only
one pile so then what is the announcing
oh he's announcing the
place so interesting that over here now
we're changing what place means
right typically place means I announc I
found something in the corner of this
and this place and you have to tell me
what it is you have to tell me the item
now I'm announcing I found a pile of
orang you have to tell me the place
that's what
says so for that I could
answer I'm gonna I'm going to read it
plural so what's going on here in other
words you cannot prove anything from the
Mish if you want to prove to me that m
is a Simon I'm going to say no no no
it's talking about three
piles oh so you see that the mouth is a
Simon no no no it says oh so it's and
you just go into a circles I can't prove
anything it just seems like that if you
have both of them then that's for sure a
Simon if you have a mck
and a amount then it's a
Simmon you have three coins one at top
of the
other we're talking about that the three
coins we have three ancient coins
here they're one on top of the other and
as the gar is going to explain that the
whitest one is on the bottom and it just
goes up we got to get a little bit
better Zoo Maybe
oh very good so the says what you're
saying that because of this right over
here his name is they gave him a
nickname mdah he's only brought down in
ch five times this is the fifth time so
could be that that's what he says I mean
imagine being brought down in ch you
said one time you get to be in ch
millions of people millions of of times
it's a beautiful thing so this is migdal
we you know what let's put it like
this like this
okay says the
gamar
tower when it's wider on the bottom and
it keeps on going up you must announce
it what does it
mean there's one three coins one top of
the other ask
on the one you say if you find coins
that are scattered you'll have to keep
it so I'm going to
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be if they're like
this I can't see really whoa yeah you
see
it it's not a tower they're laying flat
on the ground but each one part of it is
on the other
one so it seemed
like you get to keep it it's only when
it's in a tower you have to but any
other way you allow to keep
it what
about
sorry let's start from the
top if they are
scattered you get to keep it if it's in
this you have
to
it's like a tower you have to
announce you get to keep
it
with we're talking about a MD let's
drink a little bit more
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wine
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when it's not like a
tower the T anything that's not like a
like a tow immediately is considered
scattered and you allow to keep
it we're talking about three different
Kings three different
denominations in other words three
different sizes if it's one size one
type three three1
34 it's not aimon that doesn't make
sense
why M if somebody placed him there
deliberately so it's obvious that he put
it there he didn't lose
it so what's the difference what the
denomination
is and if they're not made like
Towers if he just scattered who cares
how many
kings what it means
has to be
like one king it's it's one king then
has it's like three kings in other words
they have to be in this surra The Wider
one on the bottom and as it goes up it
gets narrower and narrower
MD I got this two people told this to
I'm going to say this over that
says that in Jordan there's once a guy
in Jordan a
says a guy was in Jordan and a bill fell
out of his pocket and he's chasing was
was flying in the wind so he right
before he got he stepped on it so he
could catch it and a cop saw him and
because he stepped on a bill that had
the king's face on it he gave him a
tremendous fine and in Naple if you step
on a bill they could put you in jail for
5 years Nepal Nepal Nepal whatever it's
called
that's what is Napal the bomb that they
threw
onpl Napal okay napl in Italy
andp was in Hebrew was I don't
know was a
n all right so he says then a week later
the guy had a a page pulled out of his
gamar was like P him and he wanted to
learn a little bit and it flew away in
the wind so he was chasing he's thinking
wait a minute if I can't step on a bill
maybe I can't step on this she said
no if if it's going to keep on flying
and beza and it's going to get destroyed
so Im doing the favor
okay oh sorry no where am
I we're holding by the
I have no where's my where's my money oh
here we go the whitest one is on the
bottom and then the middle one is on top
of
that the smallest one is on top of the
middle one I'm reading obviously
somebody left it there somebody dropped
it there or put it there sorry somebody
put it there m have to
be but if it's all the same
size even though they're placed on top
of each
other you get the keep why Bo help me
out over here you get to keep it
why it's possible that all three fell
and they landed on top of each
other are sitting there for an hour and
a half my wife is asking what are you
doing I'm
like nope nope nope okay it's impossible
it doesn't work so the best we could
come up
with is
perhaps he was sitting and maybe came
out of his I bought a special couch I
went to the place and I asked the guy
said give me a couch that whoever sits
on this couch the coins fall out of his
pocket and every few weeks I go we have
a big party we see how much money we can
collect so maybe he's sitting down and
they all three fell out of his pocket
and they landed on top of each other
maybe he put it down unknowingly put it
there he's spacing out like
subconsciously he's putting it down so
it's not really a ail it's but it's not
a I don't know say help
me you also tried dropping it I not Dro
you knew beforehand that's not going to
work I thought maybe I'll be like that
dude what is it called that kid that
does all the crazy stuff
shots Perfect Dude Dude Perfect Dude
Perfect he he throws credit cards across
the room and sometimes after like a
thousand tries it goes into a shredder
or he does m with I I'll ask him to to
try this maybe yeah look look it up
maybe it's maybe he did it
already what what are you talking about
you find three coins obviously what are
the chances that fell out of a guy's
pocket like that it's much more it's
much more likely that somebody put it
there so when this guy announces what
does he announce what he puts up aide my
minion he's M he says I found a certain
amount so then why does it have to be
three two
also he says I found coins so the other
guy has to say oh I lost x amount and
also it was in in a certain way was
built a certain way it was like it was
like a tower it was lying this
way can I have my uh I don't know if
this going to
work give me my uh my tomatoes please
we're going to do
Kier so kier's if you guys don't know
what a bracelet is this might help
Jonathan a little bit
here like this Jonathan you see what's
going on here it's yeah it's hard we
don't have we need one of those
cameras here this one here it's fine say
you you got you know what I'll turn
around slowly what's going on
there ah okay is that a Simon that's in
a
circle let me show Jonathan here move
out of the
way it's
straight K it's like a seal if you don't
know what it looks like look in Rashi
it's a beautiful picture you guys see
that picture in Rashi it's three dots
like a
seal this is a good one oh you're going
to love this Kul means that this one is
over
here REM I need a zoom
please no no just zoom all the way into
this
thing yeah after the after the charity
event okay so you see how each one leans
over the other it's like steps steps oh
let me let me move this away put this
over here he built steps right over here
okay
great
just okay like that like like an es who
what ES
escal
escalus
escalator you
Valic they didn't have escalator back
then but
okay it's it's stairs that's what
escalator
is
okay maybe I could if I don't have aot
I'll get at least one I don't know about
the the circle I'll get
one if I could grab all three of them in
one
shot obviously he's talking about the
escalator why because it goes like this
watch this Rea it's not going to work
when you do it on live TV look you go
like this oh
wow
practic we practice on the Israelis
okay so that's the one that we know
that's a
Simon and the stones are put in a
certain way maybe
I
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okay
okay now oh
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MD so what if he plac the stones like
K sometimes the ri the brings is
literally the r that we're looking for
it's not like a it's it says in the
if you find scattered coins you keep oh
the question the stones
of what does it mean it means that
there's two like this and one on top of
them like
so it's not good maybe I could use for
this
because here we'll do it over here two
like this and this one is on top
okay there's a
yeah you know about
this that talks about what if you do
like this two like this and one sa on
top are you over on oil on Chavis so it
says no because you don't want the ear
underneath it however
if then move your oh if you want very
good if you're doing this for barrels so
you want the ear underneath it you want
the circulation then it's also because
of a oil this exact
concept we had stories about this
already so we're not going to go into it
again but basically you find money comes
a guy who's jealous and he tells you no
it's mine I'll prove it to you it's
brand new it's a type of
coin has this King on
it even it has his name we said the
story about the guy that wrote his name
on a bill and he he said in front he
said in front of his to his wife said I
wonder if we going to get this back and
the thought he's making fun of him but
really what he meant is I want to see if
my name is going to come back to
circulation so people write their name
on that's not a Simon
why there's no Simon on a
coin oh is possible that here we go no
is possible that usually money is L it's
to spend and just because you have a
means nothing says the sponsored
by oh yeah
baby I don't know the
rest that's all he cares about okay
great important we'll say
it is this right over here you have a a
fence made out of
wood or behind
a is it coming
up of course I want
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it put it over
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here
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up
the whole
Shear does it
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change they even had eggs already I
thought gazis don't have eggs yet these
are clean eggs
too zoom in on this for a second check
it up did you they don't clean them and
pour them I guess some give aen
sign okay so you
found behind a wooden fence or
behind a regular fence made out of
stone or on the pathways by the
fields you shouldn't take them don't
take them
why no if it
wasn't okay no how come they stop
talking you have full
control to Shar fell asleep we need
them okay now I want him to
stopic wow now I want him to
go
stop
okay
unbelievable so don't tell me this was
the same device that was in the fish
that you gave me last
year you guys remember that fish fish he
said that he's from
this
okay
so the M says like this you found these
now check this
out if you find a CLE in the in a pile
of we have we actually have a picture
here you find a CLE here's a nice Rolex
watch I don't know if you can see it
clear here we go in the pile of
garbage if it's covered obviously
somebody put it there to hide
but if you find it on top like that you
should announce
it says
the how come it
is we have a problem don't be don't do
to something that doesn't have a Simon
but you know that it's possible somebody
placed it there cuz if you start
announcing it the guy that's the true
owner he can't get it back he doesn't
have Simmon all he knows is he put it
behind that wall when he's finishing his
sh when he finishes the shopping he come
back and he'll grab them you being your
is going to ruin it for
him you should leave it there until the
real owner comes let him take care of
it the the knot that you tie there's so
many different knots that should
be you have two birds that are that are
they are tied by their
wings one of them but but they're tied
by their feet they have wings here these
guys are the wings okay
whatever
yeah that's normal so it's not a Simon
this is how people
TI you could say I found I I put them
down and this this place says the gamor
here it is look at this picture first oh
we got to start over here we go you
ready look at this the
pigeons this guy his friend is not doing
well not bad
that's that's G
fine even Jonathan what going
on it's not
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me so if they move so this whole place
is nothing they came from three blocks
away
says it's possible that it came from
somewhere else possible somebody put it
there so now I don't know whether or not
somebody put it here or not I have a
suff when you have a suff don't
take and if you do take
it you shouldn't put it back don't put
it back to the place that you found it
why because perhaps the owner went by
there to get his chickens his birds and
they weren't there so now he gave up so
what do you do with it it
says if you take it
you don't put it back so what do you do
with it what do you do with it
huh you have to keep it until comes you
have to put in your special pile and
maybe you go first like you're ginsky go
to the front of the line wheni comes
whatever but you're not all to use it
yourself no that's what I'm trying to
say I'm pointing it out that it's not
yours but you don't put it back it's in
between thing you're stuck with it you
have to take care of it forever if it's
going to move then why then if you leave
it
the owner going to find it right that's
why you have to leave it there beautiful
that's why you have to leave it there no
but he also not to find it anyway it's
move away he knows that he put it there
he knows exactly he knows they could
walk three feet every hour and he look
around over
there you find something nice in the oh
hold on a second we have a little chart
here so there's three categories in AA
we'll do it real
quick if it's completely watch you're
not allow to take it like
it's completely in the garbage can
underneath
means so like behind the fence kind of
then you take it and if it has a Simmon
then you could be M if it doesn't have a
Simmon you're ruining it for the guy so
leave it there if it's completely
exposed like on top of the garbage can
then you take it and you make M and
without a Simon you take it for yourself
says like
this if you find something in a a heap
of garbage and it's buried you take it
and you announce it
why they're going to take it the garbage
here we have we actually have a picture
if you want to know what that looks like
oh somebody sent me a video I should
have shown to's video huh I can't put it
in now it's on my phone huh
South Africa if anybody was jealous of
what's going on over there so there's a
beautiful video that to sent me
of the guy's driving for blocks upon
blocks and there's just mounds and
mounds of garbage bags that people just
put on the side of the road you just go
and go and go goes forever okay it's
cool
huh it'll take some time maybe we'll
show it later if we have time like
LA and you see people living between it
no
say so by us we said that he find inside
the the
garbage
sorry you're not allowed to touch it and
over here we're saying that if you find
something you should announce
it we're talking about larger
items
something small something like a a knife
or a something large don't touch
somebody put it there but something like
a a small Fork a two a two prong Fork
let's say uh a knife so so somebody lost
it there so be there's a sa called I
guess he's and it was printed in he
writes over there that if you go if a
he's talking to if goes to ASI's house
since the their was to eat with their
hands he says you should know asazi they
have a Min a funny Min they eat with
forks so don't be from the eat with a
fork then he talks to the B he says
listen you also if
you don't expect them to give you a fork
you should eat with your hands that's
their eat with your hands so only need
them when exactly they time the they eat
with forks or not okay says
the don't touch the larger things
you'll be familiar with this because we
had this the other
day we're talking about
larger
when it's going to be taken away then
you have to announce it but if it's
stationary then it's a great hiding
place for whoever put it there leave it
there if there's a garbage truck that
comes times a week and takes the stuff
away then if whoever put it there he put
it there deliberately wants he wants to
get rid of it why do you have to
announce
it talking about that it's not the to
take it
away the owner said you know I had
enough of this let me take it away now
the person that hit it there doesn't
know that he's about to take it away
he's about to lose his that
huh this
is
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you live in a place like this
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SP no this is the Jews fault I think
because they attacked G or whatever I
don't know
something people live people are dumping
off their gar the the that's where
the
okay according to we just said we're
talking about garbage not supposed to
take away he thought it's not going to
be taken away then he decided to take it
away
fine so makes sense it mentions the
words of
P say between larger C smaller C so what
does it have garbage about to take it
away or not take it
away says
the no it's not we're not talking about
the garbage whether the garbage is
something that you take away we're
talking about the in your pocket
your watch small things small items the
D is that they fall out of your pocket
they fall off your hand and they get
lost that's what he was saying and that
something that you should be is rather
than larger C that the D it's not the D
that they fall and those
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