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good
morning welcome welcome to all the
guests we have two very important guests
what's your name Z son Zach sonen sonen
from West Orange New Jersey West Orange
New Jersey and you
from Edison New Jersey you're on the the
what last night we had ncsy Cole 30 guys
beautiful one day we'll get the picture
hopefully we'll show it and she maybe y
will get it he's not even here okay who
else we have what's your
name the you allowed to talk
okay what's your
name you don't Fishman don't listen to
that guy he's the L this
year he's breast you're
not yeah don't worry about it sh where
you
from Los Angeles oh Los Angeles the Los
Angeles you should know B I'm going to
be there hopefully the 15th 16th and
17th of
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August in the valley not in the valley
all over the place rebelli everything
you say everything you say is great you
hear that that
everything but yesterday when you talked
about people in your life who live in
your head rentree should be on your
greatest hit list I to went through a
similar situation end up paying out of
pocket Big Time six figures to get out
of a bad
situation time went
by days months years but it haunted me
how could this happen to me why did this
happen to me this person remained in my
head rentree creating anger and
resentment 10 plus years later I decided
right or wrong I will ask this person
from
and just take the high road after all
there are two sides to every story even
though I felt in the right everybody
does right perhaps I could have taken a
different approach while only voicemails
were left between me and the other party
the messages back and forth were real
and heartfelt while I did not recoup any
of the dollars of the money I felt a
sense of peace and
shom Hashem had plans and I learned a
tremendous lesson but most importantly
this person no longer occupied my head
space and the feelings of hate and
resentment slowly melted away your words
I hit home personally not easy by any
means and it's something we can all work
on the you give every day is Meaningful
powerful and spot on your tal
and Dove eisenberger Englewood New
Jersey like somewhere in between you
guys where's Anglewood compared to you
further north further north I'm from New
York so North means nothing right or
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left
bridge higher belly attaches a picture
of my good friend Michael leov the one
who won the mdy raffle you guys remember
he won a raffle what did he win what was
it
shabbaton sh maybe
sh I also I wasn't I was confused
shabbaton
this no yeah Jonathan sansy won a
shabbaton so he won like more of like a
shot he's watching and learning that do
together with his 11-year-old son
we had $10,000 raffle wow cash wow whose
idea was that it's probably yi yi loves
Raffles he's learning here with his son
yonah as they do every night Michael and
Y are planning to come to you by Mitzvah
all the best of lioz is like in two
years
okay thanks a lot for giving up your dat
for us as I'm a b and don't have any
real as usual it helps me a lot know
that I have a a termination I'm a I'm in
a dorm and obvious cannot sit in Med and
watch a video so have to go to other
place and I made my one stand and I'm
watching it on a tiny screen but that
makes a lot more fun you can show the
picture if you want I thought it's very
cool look how he watches the shear
that's a kosher
phone yeah look at this ketchup wow I
don't know what that
is it has his cigarettes
but I on the kosher phone he's watching
a she
unbelievable
okay on every at the end of the email
someone sign signed that they were from
BR and then you were half bothered and
said that it can't be true not everyone
joined at the beginning and we found out
later on that he was and we found the
email from him that he was literally
from BR well from today's she I think
we're on
where two people
said one guy later admitted you're right
it's your father's but I bought it from
them the gar then asked but didn't he
just say that it was his father's
property he's changing his to which the
explains he didn't mean literally it was
my father's I felt so secure that was my
property that it was like it was my
father's property that I inherited so
too by mdy when people say they joined
by BR that b maybe they don't mean it
literally that they joined that that b
people are saying we love the here so
much I feel like this is my my place sh
like I've been here forever from the
B hope this helps explain things you're
from BR
B but actually a newbie from Bas
B the cycle very nice I I have a feeling
we going to hear from this guy the the
sponsor for the safe and speed return of
all the
hostages we got a D that this thing
doesn't escalate I think like how many
12 12 10 year olds were killed
yesterday in a Drey uh Village in middle
of a saccer game and it just means that
you know Israel is going to have to
retaliate they have to and you know
hopefully it doesn't
escalate generation
yesterday right in this seat over here
we had a very very person and throughout
this year I was very impressed by his
Midas he was like a big onov and you saw
that you sitting next to I was sitting
next to somebody very special RAB keski
sponsored
today but it was a big I felt like I was
in the presence of a very holy yid a of
1700 kids plus 400 kids over 2,000
children all right we're starting
today B towards the bottom five lines
from the
bottom does anybody remember what mash
the is
so we
had is a
collateral
that you say from the start let's say
you B B
$100,000 the guy borrowing $100,000
gives over a property that produces
fruit whatever he says listen you take
this property for 10 years eat $100,000
worth of fruit there is no more loan
after that it's a set time set amount
and I don't know you anything but
meanwhile take this
collateral so says
the we had that in BS but not everybody
remembers it's one of the tricky ones B
Rob
there's a person by the name
of I'm pretty sure this is the only
place in sh that he's
mentioned and when we were I remember
where it was was back in So talking
about five years ago or more I once
decided to go through I typed in the
word
Raa in uh b l
program there's the much easier ways I
could have asked the Belzer today how to
do it in three minutes but I went
through every it was thousands of and I
went through each one and I found 52 I
think different Ras here's one of them
ra this one famous Raa
ra and ra and this another 50 plus
Ras and somebody gave me actually a book
with all the names of there's a whole
you can see every da where they are okay
so
here's
me big rumors that he's doing something
really wrong taking advantage of the
Orphans of the eating from their
property they just lost their father and
this ra is going in there and taking
fruit how could that be now obviously he
wasn't a GH of so you have to understand
what happened
there so over here you see they weren't
really he wasn't really named after
ra the same generation as ra time of
a hey
easy we once had easy means my beloved
my beloved what's the what's the story
it could also mean over here means tell
me exactly what happened I need to know
every
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detail there
was
says that's why it's to remember
these these Concepts in there was the
again
what happened was this individual took
two loans and then he died he left the
assignment one loan let's say $100,000
One loan for $50,000 for the $100,000 he
gave the lender he gave him a field he
gave him let's say a Vineyard and he
said eat $100,000 worth of grapes and
then the loan will be
erased for the second loan there's no no
Vineyard nothing
so what happened
was the guy dies the lender is like Oh
my he died he owes me $50,000 what
should I do I know what to do I have his
Vineyard let me just eat another $50,000
worth of
fruit and we'll call it a day because if
I go to the I'm never going to see a
dime you some don't have to pay me
really I'm going to have to swear and
this I'm to wait until they become bar
mitzvah 5 years old now I'm going to
wait until
the I already I'm in possession of his
field let me just continue eating
another $50,000 what's the
problem says it's a big problem you
can't do
that two lines from the
bottom I had
collateral but he owed me another 50
Grand I already ate up the first
$100,000 I'm done with that collateral
I said to
myself if I return this property to the
orphans and I tell them the truth I say
hey your father owed me another 50
Grand
said that if you come to collect from
even with a you have all the
documentation
needed you must
swear says
t
r was very
concerned about swearing even in truth
he wasn't so concerned about waiting
seven years 10 years until these babies
grow up to be Bar Mitzvah I don't know
how many years it was one year 10 years
it could be a nice amount that he wasn't
so concerned he didn't want to swear
even on truth
so I'll tell you the story many of you
heard this but if you're knew you
probably
didn't a kid comes home true story kid
comes home in with a candy his father
says how do you get the candy he said I
found the coin and uh I bought the candy
so the father said a coin where do you
find the coin he says up there the
father almost fainted up there that's
where I keep my golden coin the coin I
need for for when I have to marry off
the kids
it's worth $100,000 he saved up my whole
life for the coin you bought a candy
with the coin father runs to the
store and says you just sold my son a
candy he says yeah he said you took a
golden coin worth $100,000 and you gave
him a candy he said no he gave me one
shek he gave me nothing he gave me 10
whatever it was in those days back in in
the time
of he said you're a liar my son he told
me where he got the coin coin and it was
gold was a golden coin he says no it
wasn't golden so they go to the r they
go
to says listen you have to swear you
have to you have to make a sh you the
owner of the store that you didn't get a
golden coin so the owner of the store
says I'm not going to swear no not
swearing on a even if it's true I know
100% it's true I'm not going to swear so
tell him okay then you have to pay is
okay he didn't have money he paid he
took time paid up
few years go by knock on the door the
guy that had the golden coin his kid
bought a candy opens up the door listen
I want to tell you something I did
something really terrible a few years
ago I saw your son walking in the street
and he had a golden coin in his hand I
didn't have food to put on the table my
kids didn't have clothing nothing zero
I'm poor I see a wealthy kid he's
holding a golden coin the father
probably has a lot of these golden coins
I figured to myself I need the golden
coin more than this kid needs it so I
told him you want to see magic yeah said
look I gave him that I did a trick I
gave him a small coin and I took the
golden coin for myself I'm here to pay
back I want to do CH I want to pay he
gives him the golden
coin so the guy goes to zeld and he
tells him the story says
listen the you went went to bezin you
took this guy to bezin because your son
came home with a candy and he paid it
with a golden coin you you had no reason
to think otherwise you did the right
thing the guy from the store the
Bal he's a big tadic he didn't want to
swear and he paid from his own
pocket but I forgot to tell you big part
of the story big part of the story was
that a lot of people in the city they
stopped buying stuff at this Maka
because he was a bad guy ruined the
store a little bit but okay they said
look he's a ghav the fact that he didn't
want to swear is because he's a ghav and
he took advantage of this kid so it
says the guy that stole the coin he was
in a terrible situation in his life and
now he did chuva and hasem will forgive
him but all those
people that spoke about the owner of the
store and they said we should
um what do they do boycott that's the
word boycott the
store those
guys they need a big Kar who knows if
they have a
m the point is that you see how severe
swearing for the truth is the guy didn't
want to swear even though he knew 100%
he didn't take a golden coin he doesn't
have any golden coins in his in his
register he didn't want to swear he was
he paid with his own money that's how
severe swearing is even on the
truth I don't know if you ever had the
I've heard here in I heard a guy
saying I swear inm's name and it was
100% false 100% false people just you
know they throw it
out I'm looking at RAB shomberg and he
was asleep he probably heard the story
six times
already right
Homer middle of a story here this guy
he's owed $50,000 by a dead man and he
knows that if he goes to his young
children he's never going to see a dime
he's holding on to this collateral this
field he could get the money back easily
by not saying
anything let me just hide this star of
the
collateral and I'll just continue doing
what I'm doing
and I'll continue eating from the field
until there is no more loan and we'll
call it a day then I'll return it to the
assignment so he tells but listen we
have a little bit of a problem I just
confessed to what's going on I just told
you my little
trick so you're going to take away the
field from me you can't you know why
I could tell you I have a better lie if
I'm lying then I could tell you even a
better lie I could tell you AA I
purchased this field from the dead
guy you have a proof otherwise I have
kak I sat in this field for three years
who did where did I get it from I got it
from the dead guy I bought it from
him so now that I'm
saying that these guys owe me money and
I'm just going to be here until I finish
off the load I should be believed even
though these children are youngsters
they not even by
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Mitzvah here this is
the you should
fear and you swear in's name so learns
that you have to have when you swear
it's not a joke to
swear does everybody remember what this
means oh let's hear from
you 13y
old so as what
did over here when he says
that the owe me the money he should be
at least in
so he says first of all there's another
concept
called since we're dealing with real
estate over here he wouldn't have to
swear that's one another is I'm just
throwing it in why not
more another thing is he says that this
is so strong that it's like having
a and when you have AAR you don't have
to swear here showing you I have a I
have a I have a very strong
very strong proof that it's m called
it's as strong
as okay
says nice
try what do you want to say you want to
say that it's it's yours you purchased
it from the guy that
died you can't say that why
because there's a rumor out there
everybody's talking about how this you
ate fruit from the everybody knows it's
the what are you GNA say oh you had
a so let me stop right over
here you say you have a kazaka and
everybody knows there's a rumor against
your kazaka and what think for a second
don't if you were in the shear last
night or you learned this before don't
answer this please if you never learned
this before I want to hear from you why
do you think so aak a Biga but there's a
rumor that it's
the so what I have a Kaka anybody know
the
answer let's see if you're two for two
today first of all tell everybody your
name oer Jacobs yakob and there show
yakob in America Jacobs okay what do you
say I
think you learned this before no okay go
the's time when someone would purchase
something every would know about it yeah
so now that there's a rumor that it's
theirs yeah know that you didn't
purchase
it you see this you're not going to get
it it's a good you're saying great
that's not the answer I'm looking for
no hold on a second anybody have the
answer all right Jacobs you get
it is he
really why you hiding over there in the
back what's going on here wow very nice
sh okay listen to this answer
Nobody Knows the answer nobody
it Y what do you
say one of the rules worse than walking
behind me over here and talking and and
opening a rappers is to steal
Hill only Hill allow to say nobody else
allowed to say it apologize to him
afterwards
fine so the answer is boy side listen to
this answer the answer is that when you
there's a rumor what happens when you
have a kazaka you have you doing you're
doing kazaka you're two and a half years
into the kazaka and somebody comes and
says hey I'm the owner get out of
here what happens it breaks the kazaka
why does it break the kazaka RAB
fed years so
what what oh sure why does it break the
Kaka oh oh you need to start that's the
when when there's a rumor and you know
there's a rumor people are already mumbl
there's people talking in the street
that not it might not be yours it might
be the you should have held on
toar the whole is I don't need to hold
on to my I'm here for three years nobody
said anything so I lost myar but once
there's rumors you should have held on
toar you don't have AAR today that's
your problem you're out so let's see the
G
you couldn't have said
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that there's a rumor that it's so what
so you should have held on to now if you
have a pencil right on top over there so
you should have held on to that's the
the very close to where the is on the
side
forward is considered thear
of the star of
yeah yeah what about it so it shows he
canuse it no no no no the opposite then
it show that it's not his it's just the
mashin you want to have AAR that you own
it he doesn't have AAR that he owns he
doesn't have star that he bought it the
mashin is literally the opposite of you
owning it you're only holding on to it
because there was a loan and that's why
he said I'm going to hide
this I'm going to hide it nobody will
see it
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go give it back
to when they get older then you'll deal
take care of Freedman Z they going to
miss
you until
tomorrow when it comes
to cannot do anything in their father's
property until they're 20 years old 20
years old why that's it you know 20 is
till then they're not 100 right you know
teenagers don't they're not fully the
frontal lobe and the back they're not
really attached
100% there's scientific reasons for it
also
20 what are you laughing is it true or
not true true it's true how old are you
16 and you know this they told this to
you they usually don't tell to them the
guys until the 21 they don't want to
hurt their feelings you know about this
also what is it what what
what your brain is not developed
but you're still smarter than your
parents
yeah much smarter cuz you have YouTube
and you have all the Tik toks and that
kind of knowledge they didn't have at
your age yeah it's POS so
anyway I was also smarter than my
parents at your age I didn't even have
YouTube That's How smart we were we're
so
smart anyway
so so let's read this
again give it back to when they get old
he asked me you'll deal with them how
old do they have to be when I start
dealing with them what
age 16 I just said 20 years old to sell
any property the father had to deal with
the property how old do you have to be
rabai wrong
13 why cuz when it comes to selling a
property you have to be 20 but when it
comes to paying off your father's debt
what the guy's going to wait now until
you're 20 first you had to wait until
you bid I don't know how many years that
was then another seven years I'm not
saying that's the reason but you got to
pay off debt you pay off debt it's very
very important
also
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Mar Story
Time the relatives
of died terrible the whole thing and in
the they were reading the and it
says he left over unbelievable left over
a whole palm
tree happens to be somebody came over to
me yesterday and
said uh a relative just died and they
found out that he's the only relative in
the family and he got a house from this
woman and he was so excited and by the
time he had to pay off all her out
standing taxes he was left with a few
hundred somebody else in this
neighborhood just inherited a house in
from somebody almost didn't know I don't
even know if he knew him an entire house
like all of us I mean that the relatives
shouldn't die but if they do these these
V relatives they should leave some nice
real estate
without from this guy he uh he inherited
some crazy amount of money from this and
he donated a few hundred,
he gave he did the charity whatever it
happens exactly thank you so M
yesterday's par we have this this
concept of yusha goes to the closest
relative it doesn't really happen in I
don't think in America they don't like
look you know then the government takes
it we had the whole story with so I want
to tell you a beautiful told me this had
to be by his house
told me I thought it was a
beautiful it
says was walking by his property on
chavas and he sees that part of the
fence fell down so he says oh I got to
got to fix the fence and then he said
wait a minute I'm going to fix the
fence you know fix you know think about
these things in shavas fixing fence on M
Shas says you know what I'm accepting by
myself I'll I'll never fix that part of
the fence ever in my life as a as a
punishment so says that there was an Ace
and a here's AA
grew right there by the entrance to
where where the fence fell down covered
that part and he was able to support
himself for the rest of his life from
that SLA uh when I spoke about the SLA
last week I walked down the stairs other
Bas which I noticed that it slap was
actually growing out of the steers if
you look closely this is what the the
leaf looks like you'll see just one
little Branch growing out of the bottom
bottom
steer it might still be there I don't
know
anyway
says whatever one grew in the tree says
the who
who who
is some say he was the M that he
wasas to make a point that if you shabas
it's not a joke you get
Mis not that he was right but that's
what he held
say
that was a Gil of and he came to fix the
that he did and when he thought in his
mind that he's not going
to he's not going to even think about
something like that and because that he
punished himself that was his TK and
that's
why grew in his in his uh
but you see a very important over here
see a person could come to this world to
fix one minor thing one not minor big
shabas but the action that he took was
minor sort of I'm not going to fix this
expense that's it done you your you
never know when your TK comes what it is
and another
nuda is that what happen happened with
very very
important it was at the time where
said let's head back to Egypt let's go
back the opposite we want we
love there's a time when the m is going
to G he's going towards
Chicago but you get the when you say
what you know what D is going they're
going here they're going there they're
all leaving they're going on vacations
no I'm staying here in stroll I'm
staying steadfast in the B Med we're
going to come every morning there'll be
breakfast here there'll be a mat is
going to come you're invited stick to it
don't be like those I don't want to call
them losers but those losers that left
this year when I went to Chicago don't
be like them stick with
it and so
what you do the opposite you do the
right thing and you stay
here because sometimes when you do
what's right and you don't follow like
the
Sheep he did his own
thing did their own
thing all those who did their own thing
and fed on the the common thing oh going
we're going vacation we have to go to to
to to Cyprus and this we're going we're
going Safari all these
you don't listen to them you stay over
here okay very
good meny you're in you're not leaving
the maners okay bem Judah David asked
Judah if he needs any help there'll be
Bagels there'll be stuff here at least
in the beginning once we to get used to
it we're going to cut
it but he might need some help he might
need some help you ask him we might need
some donors we already have somebody
that's donating some of the breakfast
but we're going to make a
mat what go to the
first just if I find out that you take
Bagels
home I'm going to blow BL I'm going to
not was coming out with trays now no I
don't I'm not not to eat here I'll just
eat at home with my wife and my children
no you come here you eat here you stay
here whatever is left over it's for my
children next put in the freezer Z
oh have no fear turn the D for a second
check out for a minute with me do this
together you'll be in shock look at
tomorrow's D turn look at L and hey even
I don't know what to do we have mes
we're GNA come up with
things more emails
B more jokes from AI Factor let's
go okay so says the
gamar what happened we we got into this
because it says that the relative died
and he left a
p says the son
of I am a closer
relative and some random person comes
and
says I am
more of a
relative when two people are fighting
who's more of a relative what's
the who said that what are you a violent
person
why is he's right 100% rocki is
right one against one like this called
whoever is more physical wins and as we
said in the rush just said a yester the
day before it also means that if you're
if it's yours you fight to the death
it's your fathers where you're going to
give up your father's uh sentimental to
you you're going to go
crazy so that that guy the the the the
random guy admitted to ridi that the
you're right it's
yours said you take
it R was not happy what for five years
he lied he said it was his and he was
more physical than me he beat me to it
and he took
it so give me all the dates we said a
date tree could produce about five an
hour days about $5,000 worth of dates
per tree good tree those Ms I want you
know 5,000 times 10 years give me 50
Grand from that day till
now was upset at
him this is a great man
now he wasn't just he wasn't say oh he
wants the money
no why do you think it's
yours because this random guy who stole
it from you now admits the
truth but he himself was claiming the
entire time that he's more of a relative
and he took it from you now that he
gives it back to you what is that
called a gift it's Matana so you can't
tell the guy that gave you a gift hey
pay me from before it's a gift give me
everything no from today on it's a gift
hard to understand the that argue on
this they say no
this he was just as as a relative as
ridi maybe even more he didn't want to
fight so he gave it to him so it starts
from today on
okay the beler in the
K who knows sh cold told
me he said why why does say why does say
this is the guy they say that he's a
great man what does it say in that he's
a great man he
says it says said whoever will be very
careful with candles he'll have
tremendous kids he'll have and theor
goes on to say that R oven oven the
nagra the carpenter oven he was very
careful with candles and he had two kids
one was
IDI which means
bar oven and the other one was so he see
that that he was a gole cuz he promised
ra said if you're careful theor brings
that aah look he
Haden obviously held that he's
a no
way if he admits that he was a ghav so G
must pay from day one that he stole it
now that he admitted that he's that he
stole the tree illegally pay up from all
the way there not you don't start from
today
on each person claims that this house or
field whatever it is was my
forefathers one brought two
witnesses that was it was in his family
for
generations and the other one brought
a that he he hadak now so go something
like
this yeah here we go we have Man one and
man
two they both say the same thing you see
what comes out of their mouth they're
saying it's my forefathers they're both
saying it's this this old guy oh I
should really show you this this is
interesting here you see this is a guy
and that's what his forefather looks
like they look very
similar I guess he doesn't look so much
like that okay so now or maybe it does
without the beard okay two guys each one
says it was it was in my family for
Generations one brings two a that he was
there for three years kak and the other
one brings aen that was his
forefathers now we had a very very
similar story
on almost the same words so if you look
in
the I don't know if this is true but it
seems like it
says so he says something here that
didn't say on and maybe he's saying it's
a different story he says the guy
brought they brought that it's he
brought that was his
forefathers until his forefathers
died and there was never a sale because
over there the if I'm not mistaken there
was some sort of over there that
maybe the the forefather sold it to him
and over here it says no we have we
could testify that they never sold it in
their lifetime okay so now that we know
that the same thing as that the
top what do you mean has a
great why would he
say that it was my forefathers and I
have aen that I sat it for three years
he could say a much better lie say I'm
sat at three years and I bought it from
you
directly and they say the same thing
also they don't believe
in he has a MIG Mig means if I'm a liar
I could have said a better lie that
doesn't work when you have two a that
say straight out on the top right that
it's number two's fathers what are you
saying oh I should believe that it's my
fathers and I sat it for three years
because I Could Have Lied and I said I
could have said I bought it from you
that's AIG but it's not as strong as two
say specifically it's the forefathers
from number two not the forefathers
number one the a contradict his Mig and
therefore we believe Aden we don't
believe
a story after Story and these are real
stories they're not what if this happens
you're
okay you
go it's unbelievable how's it going
we're good it's
good you're okay Shi you
sure what are you doing in my land what
are you doing in my
house what do you mean what am I doing
here what are you crazy you don't
remember you sold me this house three
years ago I'm already here for three
years sitting here you didn't say a
word so he says okay prove it okay no
problem he couldn't figure he couldn't
find anybody that could testify they was
there for three years the most he was
able to come up with was two
years we even had this earlier he says
not only do you have to leave this house
you have to leave this field because you
don't have a cuz have R for two years
out of the three that's not enough you
also have to pay for all the fruit
anything you ate from this field you
have to pay
up so says the
ram provided this a how much he ate you
need a how much he ate and how much
fruit does he have to pay for two years
he has a that
even they mess him up he tried to bring
a that it say say that you you were
there for two years they actually
testifying that he ate fruit illegally
for two years that's what the test so
pay up for two years huh no it's not he
didn't go and steal he's not a ghav you
only pay C when you're a GH of you going
to somebody's house if you buy mistake
you thought oh you saying that he did on
purpose M okay
maybe hear maybe should
pay if this guy from the start he never
said I bought it from you never that's
not what happened the owner comes say
what are you doing here what are you so
he says what do you mean what I I work
here I'm an arst I'm a Shear Cropper I
get I get a certain amount of fruit I'm
eating my fruit neon he's believed with
a yeah you have to stick that in he's
believed but you need a
sh so listen to this I wanted to show
this video but I I couldn't edit it and
whatever I didn't have some today you
can look it up if you want on kosher
tube um maybe another i s another
tube it's called something
to I could get it I could get into
anywhere with a ladder it's it's a gal
thing a guy puts on a blue shirt that
says you know it has his tag name and he
holds a ladder and with the ladder he
just walks into a movie theater he goes
where the speaker yeah they got they say
over there and he has a ladder he holds
a ladder he goes onto a cruise ship he
goes he keeps on walking into different
funny places with the ladder cuz he's
wearing a blue shirt and nobody even
questions him it's like not even a Shila
he goes onto a boat everybody's paying
and paying he just walks in with a
ladder the guy looks at him keep on
going it's
like check it out it's pretty
interesting I think what was the best
one I'm trying to think of the best one
is everything just keeps on walking into
places cuz he's holding a ladder that's
m the over here this
guy he comes with his ladder his rope
his saw here here's a magal sual first
of all it's this SE SC whatever it's
called it's uh some sort of saw like
this these are dates obviously boom
that's how you knock down now now if
it's taller the tree is much higher like
in you ever seen those palm trees in Los
Angeles I've I've never seen anything
like it they're like aund something M
like it's you can't even see you have to
like you need a binoculars to see the
the crazy yeah so how do you get up
there today we have the machines they I
think it's like one of the most
dangerous jobs these Palm like hundreds
of people die a year from climbing these
palm trees to get the thing so you can
do this yeah you have a little
rope you see the Rope here it's holding
his
foot and
uh you cut the thing so a guy shows up
with all the tools he comes in like he
owns the place the
place I'm I'm going up there what are
you doing I'm going up to my to the palm
tree he sold me the the
fruit he's believed
why delay nobody's enough to go into
somebody else's property and cut it off
you have to know the tricks of the trade
you you do you could be I mean I'm not
telling what to do it just happens to me
I
remember like when I was a cater nobody
walked into the kitchen was like but
there's certain people that just walked
in like the
own and then all the if somebody did
that none of the waiters would kick them
out because they're not going to be to
this guy that has a suit and he starts
you walking with confidence just flip
the door open you start looking like you
know what's going on you look at the guy
the waiter and they all run away you
start looking like a go
like sir outside you can't come in there
for your dessert you know like right
away but you comeing with a yeah talking
about from the waiters
anyway nobody's gon to be to do
that said that our
generation all the kids are very the way
they talk to adults and so somebody I
forgot one of the somebody was
there some said something to him so he
said let me tell you a story he say a
kid comes home fromer he tells his
father I got a smack in the face today
from the rebi he said you got a smack
what' you do he said I said to the rebi
you're
stupid he said that's what you said to
the rebi what are you crazy you know
what you're supposed to say to the rebi
he said re is stupid you don't see
you're stupid
so mea he says that's why the
generation's like that today it comes
from the parents what do you
expect fine I like
it yeah third in third person these guys
have no idea what I just said they're
like very stupid okay you have the joke
okay good was it a decent one it pretty
pretty good but you didn't even smile
you did okay sorry I didn't
notice
okay so that's
it if a guy comes in like he owns the
land we should trust him also because
he's not going to be to take somebody
else's property
no when it comes to land they'll say
show
me land you need AAR you need you need
some
documentation fruit also don't you need
a
no people don't put together
documentation for
fruit have a wonderful day
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