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to remind here. I'm doing it quickly. If
you blink, you're going to miss it. It's
not the whole video.
Since we're not, she's going to make a
hole in the top, pour out wine, do
and fix it. At the end of the day, we
said we're not for that. Also,
if you remember, we had this is just
from that sugar
says and we passing like him that we're
not concerned. I I remember what we were
talking about. We were in the Waldorf
Mish the day before and we said that
Hill was all concerned about the bottle
of wine that had a cork in it, but it
didn't have the silver thing on it. It
only had one
and rabbi said it might be two. It has
words this that you today you could pop
the cork out even without making any you
know just there's a certain thing even
with the ear you just go in and
whatever. So but really says we're not
concerned that somebody's going to go
out of his way to do a little of the zor
take off a whole whole seal that that
much we're not so concerned.
So these two things combined now think
about it. We're not concerned that the
guy's going to take off the cover. We're
not concerned the guy's going to drill
into the cover. So, what are we
concerned? Why can't you leave the wine
with a guy? What's the problem?
We're not concerned with one seal.
Why is it that we don't give the wine to
the idol worshipper? says,
"Because of this, you know, every barrel
today, they I guess they put these
one-way valves that if they there's too
much pressure in there from all the
fermentation, it releases it. In those
days, they didn't have valves, so they
made small holes. But in that small
hole, you could put a little straw in
there and and take uh take wine out."
>> So, that's Shiko. Somebody reminded me
here, they wrote me an email. I just
added the picture. Interestingly,
nowadays there's a modern day sha which
I use on Friday nights for my wine. I'm
the only one drinking. It's called the
Coran wine preservation system. It
basically makes a small pinhole in the
cork of a closed bottle of wine. Then it
inserts arrogant gas which prevents the
wine from oxidizing. For those who enjoy
nice wine, as you do anybody, this is a
great contraption. My son-in-law bought
it for me. The only thing I found in my
house was this thing. You can see Coran
says over here. I don't know. I guess he
took the whole thing home. He saw I
wasn't using it. I'll leave him the
thing because I did. It's not I thought
it's like one of those, you know, $10
things. I go online today. It's 300
bucks.
>> Yeah. Okay. So, there's such a thing as
sha today.
>> Omarova. Exactly.
>> We had super interesting gimmar today on
our D. We have 12 stories. 12 different
small stories. Each one with
not there yet.
So it's interesting
because you have people that are doing
the wrong thing. Are they
on
they do terrible things
herself she's not Jewish
the people that are the Jewish we're not
concerned about the wine that perhaps
these Jews made
yeah they have a little
they're not going to go ahead
and do which
You know, it's it's unbelievable. I
think I think it's a big it's a lesson.
And I I see a lot of people that for
some reason it doesn't
when I was younger, it used to be like
the guy goes to a movie. Let's say
you're and you have a ty for a movie. So
in his mind, he went to a movie, you
know, I might as well be already. And
that's what they do. It's it's it's a
certain mindset. I already did a I might
as well just drop the whole thing. I'm
already a no good nick. doesn't work
like that. So you have a tire for a
movie. So you move on. You work on the
movie thing but you you keep shabas you
keep filling. There are people like
that. They say listen I did this
terrible a movie is a is a is a is a
good muscle but there's other things.
>> I already don't put on fillin so I might
as well just not keep what's what's the
connection. You have a little weakness
when it comes to fillin. You should keep
the whole tyra. One thing has nothing to
do with the other.
>> Not all or nothing.
>> It's not all or nothing.
>> Those guys you met at the hotel. those.
>> Yeah. A million things. There's a famous
>> those guys. I I heard a ma from the from
the balms themselves.
>> Guy took his wife to a doctor. I know
the person took the guy to to a doctor
on Pes. The his wife was was in in bad
situation. So he's a little grossed out
because the guy was eating a McDonald's
burger and it was like it's Pesak and
it's like the bun and he's like nervous
from the hum that's going to spray on
him. He's sitting like two feet away
from him and you know he says I
apologize I'm just hungry I didn't take
a break yet and he's eating eating and
he's asking this the woman he's asking
the wife what what tell me about your
she said we ate matzah what's matzah she
explains the whole thing she oh that's
bad maybe that's keep on going and she
goes and she says I ate meat and then I
had soup what was in the soup matzah
balls
he screams at her mom is furious furious
Yes.
>> No. Bam. True story. And he my person
that told me the story said you should
have seen the the the rage in his in his
eyes. Like there certain things you
don't touch. Trey McDonald
sugar. I'm not going to take my burger
and Dunkin water. Now that I'm not going
to do
those
>> I know exactly what you're talking
about. Exactly. I'm saying I just said
the story two weeks ago.
>> Okay. And then and then the and the this
there's a joke. This is more of a joke.
It could be it's a I don't know. I
didn't even know it's a guy goes to the
dentist. He says, "I need seven pairs of
of teeth." Says, "Seven sugar. Seven
pairs." He says, "Yeah,
flesh, milk, and py." He says, "No, very
good. That's three. How do you get to
seven?" He says, "No, but for pes you
need a fresh pier for okay. So six.
Where's seven?" No. Some go on vacation.
You know, jump into a little restaurant
on the side. I don't want to trap up the
rest of my teeth.
>> Oh, so
they control themselves. You have one ty
for this. I can understand you have a
tie for that, but you're not going to go
crazy and do start doing now. But here's
interesting
doesn't work all the way. Now it's the
reverse. The Jewish woman is the Zena
and the clients are
now have to be concerned that the wine
is not that she because she's a she also
does but they
they look at her as a nothing they don't
they don't consider at all.
So if they want to do she doesn't even
say anything to them. So the wine in her
house has to be you can't touch it.
Okay, here we go. 12 stories.
There was a house that had Jewish wine
says that we're talking about that the
had wine over there as well. It's
not just the Jews wine. It's a it's
there's a certain partnership here.
There's bottles of the go bottles of the
Jew.
They lock the door.
He locks the door or he closes the door
according to some.
So the guy the guy goes in there, locks
the door behind him.
There's a peepphole in the in the door.
We also had a peeppole in the door, but
only one one way from the outside in. So
the like look inside. I'm not I'm not
making this up. Here, check this out.
Here's your barrels of wine. Here's the
peepphole. You could look in, but the
the your field of view is narrow. It's
the It's the size of whatever the people
gives you. It doesn't give you the
entire room in front. So,
and the guy was in there walking around
the barrels.
Anything that you could see through the
people is kosher.
But everything to the sides where you
can't see if the guy touched or not
since the door is closed, locked.
Second story,
there was a house. There's upstairs and
a downstairs like we have today
in middle of the night. There's a
there's a siren. What are you doing?
There's a siren. People start rotting. I
don't know. You came from where do you
come from? Your slime or something?
Yeah.
>> Did you have a siren in your slime?
>> Yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking
about over here. We had 5:30.
>> You did have your slime.
>> Oh, he slept right through it. You had
no idea.
>> You had it.
You should know. I get on a plane
somewhere. I forgot where I was. All of
a sudden, this woman goes, "Oh my gosh,
that's my son-in-law's."
Now, I know her from before. What?
>> My father-in-law doesn't die.
>> No way.
>> Yeah.
>> I shouldn't tell. He was with Kan. Wow.
Okay. Send in regards
>> I'm on board to the shop in the name.
>> Ah, okay. Hey V, how you doing? Yankee
Yaldic.
What's your name?
>> Austin.
>> How do you spell that?
>> I love South.
>> I love Southwest from
>> Manchester.
>> Manchester. Wow. Every day. What's going
on there? I It's like it's vacation for
the Manchester guys. For the whole
England. You're Who was it? The Shimse.
uh nephew told me he's in a camp that
doesn't finish until for another week.
That That's not an American thing.
That's an Israeli thing. That must be
what?
>> What?
>> School start. They don't They don't do
the whole thing in England. No. Okay.
Not garrison.
They hear a giant fight outside. What do
you do?
They all run outside. Hear something
like this. Nice.
upstairs, downstairs, kids are they both
run outside. Now, all of a sudden, a guy
pulls a gun. The guy pulls the gun, you
have to run back inside. So,
so the guy runs in and this is not, you
know, I just thought this is this is
false. This is not a good picture. The
stairs is inside the house and there's
only one door to come in and out. This
is mishaf.
I said it last night but I didn't
realize I said that in those days that's
how it was but this is all for if they
because the wine is in the same you
could you come from downstairs to
upstairs and touch the wine fine
this is just for
>> illustrative purposes only
somewhat of it
so he comes inside what
the wine was downstairs
>> no in the stairs or where the stairs are
so the wine is says, "How does the Jew
keep keep an eye on it?"
>> Okay, so that that's the main point
here.
He closes the door. You're allowed to
drink the wine. Why?
Just like I came in.
I don't know if the Jew was there. I
don't know. Maybe he also ran back home.
The kids are if
everybody's in a panic. Everybody wants
to see what's going on outside. They
come back inside.
The guy is not thinking now about doing.
He doesn't know if the guy came in.
Maybe maybe his uh his roommate, his
upstairs roommate was there before him.
There was a there was a hotel.
There's kosher wine there. All of a
sudden
all of a sudden they find idol
worshippers sitting around over there by
the barrels.
We had this before and there's an
important for the whole
that is if the person is concerned that
he might get caught and if he gets
caught he doesn't have a way out of it
he'll get arrested
>> okay something like that he has
something that's preventing him from
touching the wine so it's motor in other
words the guy he's a from guy he needs
to do a desire all the time every time
he sees wine he wants to
But he's not going to risk his his his
his uh freedom first. I'll control Zar
for 5 minutes. But if he's not scared of
anything, if he's like in with the
police and this and that all
what's to us, I don't know about
everybody, but I have a interesting
situation in my house. We have
lady that comes come she comes a few
times a week but on Friday my wife Dava
wants her to come after the meal so that
you know she can take care of all the
dirty dishes and she shows up a lot of
times she shows up 12 1:00 in the
morning so this is the sh I have a
bottle of wine on the table many times
we forget it on the table and there's a
cork that goes halfway down
do we have any kind of here from here
seems seems like no. Why? Because if she
gets caught, it's a big problem. But if
it's afflig if we go on a little
vacation or we tell her we're not going
to be back for 5 hours, that's
problematic. She knows at 1:00 in the
morning it's quiet. It's everybody's
gone. They're upstairs sleeping. So
there's no there's no miras. There's no
anything.
It's a problem.
>> And she's allowed to come in.
>> She's allowed to come in. She's not
allowed to touch the wine.
If I catch her touching, if I catch her
with the wine, she she's that she has a
dog.
>> She has a lot of maybe not.
>> She could say I'm a cleaning lady. She's
moving the bottle. She has
>> fine, but let's say she does. I'm saying
let's say she does. In our case, she
doesn't. She's allowed to touch it. But
let's say she has a bottle. Let's say I
told her I warned her 20 times with
other things. I warned her 20 times. It
doesn't really help. But let's say I say
don't touch the wine. It's not it's
kosher this, that. But if I'm sleeping,
she has no like we saw at the store. The
guy's in the store. He says, "I'm going
for a certain amount of time. I'm I'll
be back. I'll come after you." The
certain things she knows he doesn't
have.
>> No. Open it. I'm concerned that she's
open it. Yeah. And then Right. Right.
>> Notice. Not notice. I don't think that's
a that's a good reason. I don't know.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. Moving. But when it's open, not
moving in a thing in it is open.
>> He's saying it's considered luckily
open. I hear.
>> Let's keep on going. Story number four.
Same thing. Basically, we have a house
with wine.
And the idol worshippers found inside
the house.
If he has some sort of excuse why he was
able to come in, that's enough to make
the wine offer.
>> He's not scared. Listen, I was running
away from the police. This that I don't
know what
there was a there's a there was a
there's a siren. I had to come into the
I don't know why he needed to come in.
But if he doesn't have a good excuse,
then the wine is
let's say the guy comes back
and the the inn is locked.
Or he tells the the idol worshipper, I
need you to stand right over here and
watch my place. So what does that tell
him?
>> No.
>> Shar. No. Stand stand outside of the
stand out of the door. It says by you go
wine. Okay.
>> But watch this. What does that mean?
That means I'm leaving now. I'm not
going to be around to watch you. I need
you to watch it.
>> So like he's giving the heads up. It's
going to be gone for a while.
Just wants to for one second. We're
getting into this in a case that he
doesn't have an excuse.
He does have a good reason.
The wine is also fifth story.
A Jew and a guy was sitting having a
good time drinking wine.
I mean called
my say. I don't know why but okay.
>> But you say great.
>> But you also
>> with a with a with a comment. Yeah.
Okay.
>> Come on. You know this is the best
version.
>> What?
>> No, but this is also these are the same
this is the same company. Sh.
>> Okay. It is Sharma. It has to be shall
Oh, like they sent me in the one of the
WhatsA like I forgot something from 100
years ago screaming
in the streets.
>> What does he How does How does it go?
>> No, no, no. That's how it goes.
>> And he says it over and over.
No, everybody together.
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Oh,
>> that's how it goes, man. It's like that.
>> So,
so he hears that niggan, he hears them.
So, he gets up in the middle of his
drinking with the guy. He leaves. He
leaves the wine over there on the table.
The wine is kosher. He says, the guy
says himself,
he's all of a sudden going to remember
and they'll come back like the Reb said
he said somebody asked him I see this
question a lot they say how come Jews
are so successful in business why why is
it like such a small they have the
fraction of the of society they're less
than a half a percent of the United
States but yet they hold the money
they're so successful he says any person
that'll take off three times a day and
for a couple minutes, three times a day,
just think 100% about business. Be very,
very successful.
[Laughter]
So
this guy, the guy, he's going to be in
he's in the middle. What does he think?
Hey babe, may wine. I'll come right
back.
>> On the safari, we were in the middle of
chakras. We heard the first day there
was a lion nearby. You all jumped into
the jeeps.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> I wasn't there.
>> You were there.
>> I didn't jump into the jeeps to chase a
thing with my filling.
>> We all
>> No. No.
>> Does he know what he's talking about?
>> Is he miss?
>> Yes. They told us it was further down
the street. Further down. Everybody
jumped in.
>> Oh,
you're talking about when we're on the
We're on the street,
>> right? It was by Elenu. But
>> you're talking about when we were on a
side street. We were down in the middle
of a street. Not that we heard a line.
We heard on the
>> line was nearby.
>> We heard that a lion was nearby. I
thought you said we heard a lion.
>> Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. We wanted to see.
>> We We just took over our TW real quick
during the That's when you're supposed
to take off your twill. Like as if we're
the there is a true story that
>> when you went on safari
>> we went on a safari and somebody saw a
giant bird this tall in middleman and he
screamed out a middle cuz he couldn't
control himself like that that wasn't it
was like taken
in control of his mouth.
Okay. If you saw if you saw a a bird,
let's say a pigeon, right? That this
this big, but that's literally six feet
tall just walking next to you for the
first time in your life, you'd also talk
about big
two, the Jew and the non-Jew. It's like
a sounds like the beginning of a joke.
It's a Jew and a non-Jew sitting on a
boat.
In those days, like today in they have
the siren to tell you that it's Shabas.
We have two sirens. They used to have
three three sirens. Threeers.
By the way, there's people talking about
taking off your And I noticed a bunch of
people by the time is over over here.
Two two at least twothirds of the people
were gone. So they missed the that it
you know whatever they missed the
wholeer. So there's aer going on here
and he hears the he didn't he's sitting
having a good time on the boat. All a
sudden he hears chabas this is
he jumps off the boat goes home.
It's
the guy doesn't realize what Shabas is.
So he thinks to himself oh he ran away
for Shabas. He'll come back in 2
minutes. He doesn't realize that a Jew
stays home for shabas. There's a couple
of shabas. There's a sudo. It's 24
hours.
What about the fact that he can't come
back
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told me it's his name is he was a
before I was in when I was still a
I'd say that Jews don't keep I'll prove
it to you. So
if they keep shabas, how come you don't
see all the time people? Oh, it's almost
shabas. Boom. I have to take my wallet
and dump it on the floor. It's shabas.
So all the non-Jews would be finding
wallets everywhere and take free money.
So Rab said here, let me ask you a
question. I'm going to tell you a joke.
Tell me what's wrong with this joke.
This is the famous famous joke. It was
three. They're sitting around and one
said, "My reb is the greatest reb." One
time we were in traffic and he said
traffic and the whole thing moved to the
side and he went right through the
traffic. The other guy said this is gar
once in a fire. The whole place went on
fire said he said
and the fire moved to the side and
walked right through. Says that's that's
something my was walking on chabas. He
once found $10,000 on the floor and he
said shab and he picked up the money and
kept on walking.
>> Is there something wrong with that joke?
Not a
>> joke. Besides that, it's racist.
I'll tell you what's wrong with the
joke. It's 100% mut. It's mutter. You're
allowed to do that. Why? You learn
said
on chabas, you're not allowed to carry.
Now, a lot of people don't know this,
but you're not allowed to carry on in
chabas. I'm serious. We live in a
generation everything's in. You live
your whole life and in the community.
You don't even realize there's to carry.
So
you're now allowed to carry four amas.
But you allow to carry three amas. So
you allow to take a wallet and walk
three. Why? Because
said don't do that. But they didn't say
don't do that when it comes to money.
So really the in it seems like he's
talking about a person finds his own
money.
talks about a case where you find
somebody else's money and that's what
the
so he says
I didn't know
if he finds a wallet on he he takes it
less than four here something like This
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one, two, three.
A little
>> one, two, three.
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>> I get sick and tired of doing that.
Chavez.
Oh my
is good. But once you get sick and tired
of it very good
300 years ago story in Va a Jew was was
trying to do something illegal with you
know bringing uh merchandise over the
border. He got caught.
>> There's like 20 stories on the stuff.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry is going to go
smooth. So
>> So a cop pulled you know Chavez. The cop
stops him. She doesn't know what to do.
He figures he's going to bribe him.
Takes out his whole wallet full of cash.
Gives him the wallet. So the cop says,
"You trying to bribe me? I got you on
bribery also. Arrests him, brings him to
court. In court, there's a judge by the
name of Shore." That was his name. He's
a Jewish judge. He hears the story. The
cop says, "This guy was bringing plus he
tried to bribe him." So the Jew starts
humming something about Chabas. Chavas.
So the Jew thinks, he says, "Oh yeah,
no, it wasn't a bribe. It was Chabas and
I realize I have a wallet around me. So
I have to I had to trust somebody. I had
to so I gave it to the cop. I figured
who who else should I trust but the cop.
So the other says really there's such a
thing. So they bring the r in and they
asked the r. They didn't tell him the
story. He says what's if you're a Jew
and you have a wallet what do you do?
She says there shabas if you have a
wallet you give it to a guy that's what
you do. He says oh since this Jew was
such a he trusted the cop with the
wallet so he probably didn't take any
merchandise over the border. So they
okay that's the ma. That's what they
say. says, "Gamoro, who are you?" Number
seven,
there was a a lion.
Oh, I forgot to show you this. Who?
Okay, whatever.
Stories video
>> this part. I don't know exactly what
you like this one.
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This guy's just typical guy.
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Okay.
It's like, wow.
Oh, like
said,
there was a guy walking and all of a
sudden
he heard a lion heard a lion and he ran
away into the barrels.
Just like I ran away into the barrels.
Maybe the Jew also ran into the barrels.
There's a lot of people hiding here from
the line. So mainly he's not going to do
there's a bunch of that came to
and they opened up a bunch of barrels.
In that case, the one is mo
is nino.
So happens to be the art scroll tries to
be politically correct here and they say
most people in Pumbadis are Jews. MMA
law most of the are Jews
>> like a matia roy people must have been.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It must have been
Jews. I just question think about this.
Who is the biggest Ghanov in history?
>> No.
>> The biggest Ganov in history
>> financially.
>> Made off. Made off. Made off must be the
biggest Ghana in history. 65 billion
dollars.
>> Look it up. So they say maybe Saddam
Hussein maybe stole a billion. Maybe 65
times the amount of and all these other
let's say even let's say the
stole two billion three 65 billion
there's a similar story where the came
opened up a bunch of barrels said it's
okay
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when you you don't even know if the guy
came in then it's this is not what's the
a guy goes into you should not be you're
allowed to walk in people's fields in
Muny in the backyard in the summer well
over there it's it always rains but in a
place where it's like in the summer it
doesn't rain so you're allowed to walk
in somebody's backyard but not in the
winter where everything's muddy you're
going to ruin his entire crop whatever
it is he walked in anyway and he doesn't
know if he walked into this field or
that field
there's a grave somewhere
I don't know if I went into this field A
or B.
If you know that you went into field A,
you just don't know if you touched the
grave that suffered.
And when you have a suffic,
but I don't even know if I went into the
field A. I only thought I went to field
B. Maybe I went to field C. I don't
know.
I don't need the subject doesn't even
start. What are you saying?
>> Is it attached to the ground?
>> No. No, no, no. You go over gra. What do
you mean?
>> No. You going gra
>> You're walking. You're walking over over
a grave.
>> Not sure if it's a B surprise,
>> right? It's not a B surprise. Even just
B of means it's broken into pieces over
here. There's there someone
says
sorry. So
if you you know you went into field just
you don't know if you touched the grave
then you're
not not a good example
why are they opening up so many barrels
they're ransacking they want to see if
they could find some cash
first of all I don't know if a Jew went
in there what the Gar is saying is over
here also it's a suffic if it's did it
or Jew say it's two first I don't know
if it's a I don't know if it's a Jew
and even if It's a guy. Even if it's a
guy, maybe he just came in to get some
cash, not to do
>> cash is a problem either, right?
>> What
>> you said? If a guy puts his hand and
stop to show that there's one, it's a
problem.
>> No, we're talking about
>> I hear But now we're talking about real
here. Real
>> what?
>> I don't know that he touched it. Who
says he touched it? He's not. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Some barrels just have
>> No, there's no gold in the wine. There's
gold in the barrel. They take a bunch of
barrels. How do you hide?
>> No. No.
>> A barrel of gold.
>> It's a fake barrel. It's a It's a
>> decoy.
>> A decoy.
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there's a young girl. No, I'm saying so
it's understood the whole
don't be part of it.
>> It was only in that city.
>> Why only it was only in
>> Yeah. No, no, no. There's that say
somewhere else.
There's a young girl.
She was found among the barrels
here like this. She came and she they
found foam in her hand. Now she's a what
does it mean a young girl? She's she's
young enough she doesn't know about the
whole thing about Zara. She could be
six, seven years old, whatever it is.
>> Not Jewish. Not Jewish. She's a And
we're concerned about here.
I just said she doesn't know about
I have to explain young girl
all the wine is permitted.
She took it from the
>> from the outside of the I found the
picture. I don't know how accurate this
is. You know the foam from the
fermentation this foam.
Maybe she took it from the actual from
outside. She didn't touch the wine.
You look around. You don't see any foam.
You know, kids like to play with
bubbles. Here she's playing with the
bubbles.
Okay, there's one tiny piece of foam and
that's the she found that piece the kids
are you make some cool. I saw also some
people have kids that are not mitzvah
and a kid that's not mitzvah is
problematic with wine. It's a it's and
there's different kas that you could
insert not not a zaka it's a problem but
sometimes like over here you see r is
being
she took it from the outside yeah but
it's the only one okay there certain
areas that you could
you have to ask your local rabbi for
this
there's a general who came to
him and his soldiers they went a little
crazy you the looting. He also
story like that
sorry
it's because we don't know if they
walked in and the going to say what do
you mean we know they walked in. The
question is if they touch it,
you know what we know in this city most
of the guys there are Jewish.
But why are they opening so many barrels
about they're searching for gold, silver
for the valuables in those days? They
didn't have the, you know, the hiding
places and the banks that we have. So
they hidden in funny things,
dummy. So it's more, it's such a big,
it's there such a ria over here that
they're acting for monetary gain and not
to do that it's literally like as if we
don't even know if they came in there.
This is the final story for this uh
whole thing. There's a a a wine seller,
a woman who sold wine.
She gave the key to her wine seller to
an idol worshipper.
formerly loyal.
So said listen
in a similar situation she gave her the
key to watch the key not to go into the
store famous I said a number of times I
love this mis somebody went on a
vacation
went on vacation and what do you do when
you go on vacation you give your key to
your next door neighbor give the key
next to the neighbor few days later
moving truck pulls up
and you know three four guys with the
the whole the vest do this from the
company. They come, they say, "We're
here to deliver the the couch. What's uh
Oh, the couch. Fine." He thinks to
himself, "Listen, you would want to have
a couch." So, he opens up the door and
of course, he's waiting. He's watching,
making sure that they don't take
anything. They deliver the couch and
they leave.
The owner of the home comes home and he
notices that his entire house,
everything, all the valuables are gone.
What happened? They delivered a couch,
but there's a guy in the couch. They
came with the whole vest and everything.
He was just
know who has to pay. I didn't tell you
to let a couch in.
Says
if I give my keys to the race of so if I
have anything that's tar and I people
are to eat food that's tar and not to
and
whatever he touch is going to become to
I don't think he came into my house and
started went through the refrigerator
about it. I only get to watch my key. I
didn't tell him to come into my house
and make himself comfortable. And the
says something interesting. Listen to
this.
If I say that the food in the
refrigerator is
so certainly there's not a problem with
what does that tell us? What's a higher
level? What do I have to be more on?
If the are and I'm super they're super
sensitive. So certainly which is not as
sensitive. It's not a problem. Remember,
you tell me the is more in Yes.
Beautiful stuff here. You have a
courtyard, couple of houses there. And
there's a tiny 6 in fence just to show
to demark. You know, sometimes on a roof
you have it, you know, you a roof, a
little something over there that shows
you this is my side, this is your side.
>> Now, obviously, I could jump over this.
It's not jumping. I just step right over
it. It's only six inches. Let's say
I just want to cuz it's it might I don't
want to forget this. Rav says if I could
touch if I could literally it's so easy
for me. I'm the artist. I could just
touch your stuff. So if you put stuff
food right next to me even though
there's a little tiny 6-in wall
says I just want to remember these two
things.
yet here it's we're talking about
but we're talking and and the neighbors
a guy I'm not concerned the guy touch my
wine so you see that the har is more
sensitive more than
it says everything is so if I'm
concerned that the the touch it no don't
be concerned basically I have a Here's
the case.
Check this out. You have a a far door.
So the the guy with the hat, he's on. He
has to walk by the front yard. But the
he's up to the blue line over there, the
gray line. His up to there. So, but he
could easily touch what's in that basket
over there. See, here's the line.
The outer courtyard is
He's not concerned even though he could
touch it. It's not a bra.
So who's the question on if I'm not
concerned about touching? So who's the
question on who says that it's to
over there is very very scared to walk
backwards and start touching things
behind him. He has no reason ever to be
there. Fine.
Remember this. This is that says like
Here's
the case. One rooftop is slightly over
the other one
little higher than the
once again here the could touch easily
but make sure that it's further away
where it is in this picture. It's not by
the edge. It's further away. So who's
the on? Look, if the the Amoris could
touch it, it's no good. You have to make
it distant. That's a problem with says
that it's tar. If you could touch it,
it's why does he have to distance it?
He has a good excuse.
Second stretching. He went like this. He
was on his roof and got a little tired.
He went and I touched it. Oh, that's why
I touched it. It's not my fault.
Now if they are at equal equal height
it says before I don't have to be
concerned. Oh, I don't have to be
concerned. That's a cash on.
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